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Quick survey on how much your father's parenting affected

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Quick survey on how much your father's parenting affected you

Father: Fat neckbeard who plays videogames all day
Me: Fat neckbeard who plays videogames all day
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>>129997062
dad: chad who partied and played football and did tons of drugs

me: neet who does tons of drugs and the government pays for all of my living expenses due to a workplace injury
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>>129997062
Father: Quiet introverted metalhead who is now in law and is professional in his public life and acts like a teenager in his private life.
Me: Quiet introverted metalhead who dresses preppy because fuck it but is lazy and a NEET in his early 20s.
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>>129997062
Why could your father get laid despite being a fat neckbeard and you can't?
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>>129997062
>AYO
>(grabs dick)
>HOL UP, HOL UP
>(smacks lips)
>U WAZ SAYIN
>(shuffles feet)
>U NIGGAZ
>(steals)
>AYO
>(receives welfare check)
> U NIGGAZ HAD FATHERS AN SHEEEEEEEIT
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>>129997062
dad: abused by father, left as soon as he could, stumbled luckily from one lucrative job into another because of knowing the right people and being in the right place at the right time, now makes nearly 100k a year with no college education managing HVAC shit for one of the largest college campuses in my state. found out I had a high IQ when i was young, threw me into every single thing he could think of then would browbeat me and pull me out of it the moment I failed. Molested me once after him and my mom got divorced because he was a crazy controlling abusive husband just like his own dad was

me: fat neet who's only now starting to get over anxiety, depression, and suicidal thoughts. enjoys vidya and music
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>>129997062
Pretty much the same
>father
Hard working adult till life got fucked and turned into a fat bearded gamer
>me
Mostly hard worker then life got mildly fucked and turned into a fat bearded gamer
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Interesting question

Fireman, also did a trade
Always enstilled good values indirectly by doing
Smart, doer.. built houses and invented stuff

Me

Fat useless IT retard who's lazy and not very smart.

I thought I could blame my mum but she's really nice and smart.

I seriously put my lame life down to them not having tertiary education, knowing the benefits of the correct degree and leading me through education.. because that's what they lacked.

My kids.. I'll try and deliver the same as they did with an emphasis on education but they'll see I'm a fat lazy IT retard and who knows how it'll go. Hopefully a camping trip every 2 years will do it
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>>129997461
He got a job for starters. Married the first woman to talk to him.
Always tried to teach me how to flirt, but always fumbled on his lies because literally cannot talk to girls
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>>129997062
Dad: overweight (skinny fat), funny extroverted dude that partied a lot
Me: extroverted weightlifter that is slightly autistic because of not wanting to succumb to partying degeneracy
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father: used to drink a lot, smokes, didn't achieve much, no noteworthy achievements

me: don't drink, don't smoke, lift, practice muay thai, took interest in programming since 14 years old, working professionally as a programmer since 20yo (currently 23yo) despite not going to uni/college
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>>129997724
wait why did he molest you?
I would assume that after being molested yourself you wouldn't want to inflict that shit on your kid
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>Absent
>All I want is my own full house in Washington and vidya gaems.
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>>129998300
Molestered is an ambiguous term.what did he do? Did you talk to him about it? Mr Garrison dot jaypeg
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>>129998538
I've always found that shit very illogical
I mean wanting to provide a good life for your kid should be an instinctual thing right?
How the fuck do you become that sick in the head?
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>>129997062
>died when I was 3
>became a NEET
yup
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>>129997062
Father: hard-working christian man who runs his own business (steel coating, tough job), family focussed who tries to avoid conflict but isn't afraid to confront reality, a tad irrational.
Me: christian guy who understands the value of community, studying tax laws at university. I try to be rational, more than my dad, but I love that man. He's very virtuous and a real example
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>>129998644
What shit? I didn't get fingered.. I'm just asking

Additionally I don't think instincts breaches the boundaries of providing food and warmth to investment and tertiary education.. there's instinct and instinct my dude.

Agreed though.. not fingering your son is like.. totally something you should be born with not to do.. but if your dad did it to you.. maybe those synapses get wired like that.. brains are fluid as shit with their wiring
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Dad: Electrician for 45 years, retired.

Me: NEET never worked a day in my life (Age : 30)
I watched my father destroy his body to end up old and bitter.

I wasn't intelligent enough for university (real university degree, not meme degree) and I didn't want to end up like my father working a trade for 40+ years to ruin my body.

So I choose the NEET life.
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>>129997665
Underrated post
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>>129999178
i didn't get molested you tard
i was asking the dude why he got molested
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>>129997062
>father: naval engineer with wife and 3 kids
>me: naval engineer with wife and three kids
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>>129997062
Father: Would never steal or let other people influence his decisions for money high moral standars, love history
Me: High moral standars love history
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>>129997062
Dad: beta nerdy fuck who did well in school, mum was his first girlfriend at 23
Me: beta nerdy fuck who did well in school, no gf at 20
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>>129999386
how much money do you get to live off in Aus if you are NEET? how do you get by?
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Father: Died
Me: No direction in life
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>>129999610
Im not on any neet bux, my mum still works and earns 6 figures, plus they dont have a mortgage or anything, so bills are a joke.

My psychologist said I should apply for autism bux but I can't be bothered.
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>>129997062

Dad: Drunk, but taught me how to hunt, fish and survive in the wild with pretty much nothing
Me: Smokes all the weed, but run my own shop and has started an autonomous lifestyle at the age of 28.

Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>129997062
Father: Businessman and selfmade millionaire
Me: Manchild with autism
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>>129999984
so you are 30 and get allowance from your Mum?
don't you want to buy your own sneakers and maccie D's without having to ask for your pocket money?

each to their own and that, i suppose i never liked asking my parents for money.
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>>130000001
Dumb fucking ice fairy off by 1 again
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>>129997062
>>129999999
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>>130000313
Not an allowance. If I want something she'll get it.

Like new phone, gym membership, car, new vidya. I don't have any expensive hobbies/interests, and I don't do drugs or drink or smoke...soo I'm pretty cheap to keep around.

Plus my parents are wogs and have that autistic obsession about wanting their kids to live with them forever. (My other siblings left years ago tho)
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>>130000242
Just get him to give you a will and then slip him some rat poison
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Father: overbearing asshole who is always angry and never stops talking
Me: neurotic asshole who is always angry and never talks
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>>129997665
kek
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Dad: Hard working country boy, destroyed his body through sport and physical profession. Loves to work, is a bit of a pisshead. University drop out

Me: Love sport, terrified of being unemployed, into gay porn, struggled with substance abuse. University drop out
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>>129997062
>father: succesful self made man who lived a luxurious life until the crisis of 2008
>me: high IQ lazy underachiever. also metalhead
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>>130000588
Too risky. Murder don't inherit. He is over 60 years old and his time will come sooner or later anyway.
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>>129999760
so pretty much the same
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Dad: wild biker druggie turned angry ass construction worker when he had kids

Me: wild train hopping druggy turned therapy-attending but still mean construction worker when I had a kid

Issa circle
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>>129999605
3 more years m8
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>>130000861
Avg. life expectancy is around 80
You will be so old when he dies
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Father: Black
Me: Half-black
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>Dad: child of a single mother after his dad died when he was 4, worked up from doing menial work to a six figure salary as a consultant. Completely distant to me growing up and now still after not having a dad and not knowing what to do and being work obsessed while I was growing up.

>Me: Dedicated dad who's a failure at work after attempting a ton of different jobs after graduating university and knocking up my longtime gf, but I made my own bullshit online marketing agency after months of unemployment. Now raking it in and trading crypto and hopefully retiring from my own business by 28 if crypto pans out. Hopefully by 35-40 if not. Goal is to get business big enough to be bought out and fuck off to Spain.
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>>129997062
My father is a hippie fucknut who works at a pizza shop to support his 5 other children yet I am the polar opposite
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dad: a sociopath who nobody likes, apart from people who are too wrapped up in their own words to ever think about someone else, also extremely clingy. Also values money above anything.

me: person who understands the value of life, and understands you can't put a price on the pursuit of happiness. Also understands happiness doesn't come from any material possession.

Side note : parents divorced when I was young.
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>>130000988
He got health problems. I don't think he will live another 10 years. And I'm in my mid 20s. Could be worse.

Actually if he dies I'm fucked. I can't handle things on my own. I wasn't joking when I said I'm a manchild.
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my father is legit as fuck /pol/locks would love him... a white national libertarian.. think alex jones with nigger hate and no shilling.... hard-worker, smart funny, raised me right
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>>129997062
>father
never even met him
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Dad: kinda autistic but managed to land chicks. Personable when required. Likes sports
Me: kinda autistic but managed to land chicks. Personable when required. Likes anime
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> but muh capitalism and meritocracy!!!
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>>129997972
what is wrong with just blaming yourself you piece of shit? Why do people need to point the finger at someone? I understand the idea of being a product of your environment but at some at some point your life becomes your own fault. If you fail in adulthood then you are a failure. I think people who blame their parents and need to blame someone for their failings in life are on the same level as feminists.
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>>129997062
Father: Near-anorexic, self taught classical linguist, biblical scholar, techno-phobic penny pinching bastard
Me: Fat neckbeard, mathematician and electrician
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>>130001110
Your single mom brainwashed you pretty bad
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well to honest... "a man is not a man until his father dies" Craig Ferguson... just step up and become the man your father would want you to be
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>>129999999
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Father: alcoholic douchebag
Me: just a douchebag
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Dad : Ex biker weed dealer turned upper factory management race realist centrist.

Me : Drug avoiding fork lift driving ancap meme shitposter.
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Dad: Small business owner
Me: Fat lazy manbaby with autism
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>>130001340
This, visit your father and talk with him. There is always two sides to a story.
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>>130001340
Is the idea that all men are really the good guys? My dad is a piece of shit, my mum remarried and he was a violent piece of shit. I can't say I have a high standard of women but my mum is a good woman.
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>>130001485
Maybe she is bitchy and annoying
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>>129997062
Father: Absent depressed unemployed Iranian drug addict and alcoholic who made my mother cut his toenails

Me: 25 year old half-breed student who has struggled with depression and lacking a sense of self, now having gained enough experience of life to form an identity around, wracked with regret over all the pussy I could have scored and the qt gfs I could have gotten had I simply had more confidence and fixed my unibrow earlier
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Father: alcholic pill popping pretentious depressed responsiblility shirker race mixing dead beat

Me: Depressed Nazi obessesed with self-improvement and against degeneracy.

I did get his shyness to an extent.
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>>130001001
he Didier his best for you
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>>130001477
I live with my father right now in New Zealand, I am from UK.
My dad is a bad person. What is wrong with you people that you honestly believe all women must be bad and men and fathers are really good people? I am also 28 so not a child, I came back to New Zealand to get my mum who had her money stolen from my dad in a house buy. Long story short he bought a house with her and his money and only put it in her name, thus she had no legal standing of her money. I came back to New Zealand to get her her money back. My dad is a piece of shit, and a coward.
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>>130001535
You must be so young, or you have never been through anything.
You sound like an idiot.
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Father: Ran away from home at 14 and started to sell random shit until he eventually started getting into construction and real estate, Has 2 other kids from different families

Me: Neet fuck with a worthless accounting degree who sells crypto currencies


I am almost nothing like my father
I remember the time I got to spent with him when I was 14 and he basically realized I'm a shit kid
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>>130001705
didnt know the circumstances my man
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>>129998300
His dad was physically and mentally abusive, like the beat the shit out of your kid because he didn't get the paper for you fast enough sort. Dude wouldn't let anyone else in the house have dinner till after he finished, ffs.

Anyway, I have no idea why he molested me, because I'd dug through his porn before and after it and never found any kiddy diddling stuff or the like. Maybe it was some fucked way of trying to show he cared about me or some shit, but either way it fucked my views on sexual contact with other people for a long time. I've basically cut off all contact with him at this point, because hilariously enough he's now a huge right wing gubernment gonna take muh gunz bluehelmets false flag dipshit who's convinced everyone but him is responsible for having driven away everyone who ever cared about him in his life.
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>>130001485
No, but the man is always held in a negative light and we're just now getting facts from studies that show precisely how damaging single mothers are. They consistently demonize elsewise normal hard working men and either cucked them or tried to abscond with their money and children.

It doesn't mean your dad wasn't or isn't a piece of shit, but don't mix up 'what mommy told me' and reality if you weren't old enough to witness it yourself.
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dad: 404 not found
me: literally nobody

checks out
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>>129997062
>dad: served in the Air Force and did tons of shit around the world for 20 years, had ambition and is level headed; always on deployments absent for most of my life
>me: directionless retard
I'm a failure
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>>129997062
Father:
Distant, reserved, skilled tradesman.
Veteran, adventurer of sorts back in his younger days.

Me:
quiet, reserved, take pride in honest work. Longing for adventure, thinking about joining the military.
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>>130001888
just join the fucking air force you noob
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>>130001783
Take each case at it comes. If you assume that all women are the same in your 'new found studies' then you are tainting progression.
Also you are isolating men, like myself, who agree with the fact that women are manipulative, but also come from a background of a strong women and weak man.
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>>130001110
I feel ya, my dad is pretty much the same except it left me with a really dark personality.

>>130001340
>>130001535
You guys have no idea what actual sociopaths are like if you believe shit like this
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>>129997062
Father:
Very distant, very introverted, when I was in middle/high school he was only concerned about my grades and I hated him for it. Now that I go to a good college he is incredibly friendly and tries to amend for the past.

Anyone know this feel?

PS: white, not asian.
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>>129997062
Father: Charismatic teacher, alpha, body-builder, cyclist.

Me: Depressed beta, lanklet, no gf
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>>130001772
Maybe get the whole story before making your judgement, it makes your ideas and also any movement you are in look terrible and ill informed.
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>>130001993
eyy, i said maybe
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>>130001448
>>130000242
>>130000777
why does having rich daddies make us useless pieces of shit?
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>>130001782
fucking disgusting m8
violence in the family breeds more violence
i hope you don't let it continue with your kids
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>>130001939
Oh yeah defiantly have the dark personality.
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>>130002032
shut the fuck up you silly little cunt.
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>>130001952
You better make the most of it, some peoples dads were barely around when they were young, and he won't live forever.
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Dad is incredibly hard working and outgoing. Everyone loves his company and he has this uncanny ability to stay engaged with anyone until time itself stops, unless that person is his son. Also was abusive.
Fak u dad
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>>130002173
I know, but he has a very shitty personality. It's hard to describe. Up until I went to a good college, I was a piece of shit to him. But then, I became a hero.

I need to point out that I'm the first one in the family to go to a good (think: elite) college. I think he lives vicariously through me. Because my Dad comes from a very poor family.

And I understand where he comes from, and how it shaped his personality. But I can't relate with him. And now that he tries to be all chummy it's weird.
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Dad was a fireman for 28 years, held down 2 jobs and was the hardest worker I knew

I joined the fire brigade last year and I'm still studying civil engineering at my uni
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>>130002033
I personally had never any reason to fight for something in life.

As a only child with rich parents you don't have to grow up. I always knew one day I will inherit their fortune. Why should I even try to make something on my own. This made me weak and autstic.
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>>130001928
I can't, got into a car accident a while ago that fucked my legs.
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> Father: World traveler obsessed with history, geography, and determination.
> Me: World traveler obsessed with history, geography, and determined to become a permanent figure in history someday.

Bonus


> Grandfather: World traveler, saved his family from muslim oppression in Egypt and moved us all to America. Obsessed with history, massively aesthetic to the point where his home could be confused with the Kremlin, dressed well and was a classic man. I'm gonna do my best to aspire to that.


Pic somewhat related, grandfather and I unironically resemble the man
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>>130002512
>commie sandnigger
Color me shocked
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>>130000756
you know what to do
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>>130002479
probably this, I'm getting a degree but not motivated at all, it's almost as if it's just an excuse so my father doesn't think I'm a useless cunt waiting to inherit. "See dad, I could've made it on my own if I had to..." anyway, we're no where as rich as we used to but there's a few millions waiting when he dies, which will be never because he's healthy af
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the variety of father personalities gives me hope that maybe i can be a father too no matter how messed up i am
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>>130002076
I'm probably not going to have kids. I can barely take care of my own life, let alone a child's. Would be irresponsible as hell.
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>>129997665
>steals
my sides
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>>130001663
Momma's boy, momma's boy
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>>130002488
Dude, I have a mate just the same. His only dream was to fly, air force, commercial, it didn't matter. But he got in an accident and walks with a limp. Life isn't fear man.
My situation is like yours, my dads a war vet, graduated basic in the army, top of his class, been lots of different countries.
Than there's me, I'm shorter and weaker than him, I have fucked eyesight, so I don't know if I'll ever make it passed a medical. No prospect of doing half the cool shit he did at my age.
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>>130002681
I got a degree too just to please them. But I graduated 2 years ago and since then I did nothing with my life.
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Father: Watched him die when I was 8.
Me: Driven by anger over it for life. Very successful and unhappy.
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>>130002836
Lol at least you aren't like my friend.

Passed all the training and shit, just to discover that he's colorblind
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>>130002874
How did he die?
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>>130002831
If you don't look after your own mother then are a degenerate. I gave up a lot to come and get my mum out of a bad situation.
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>>130002708
Fuck that m8
The only way you let that disgusting subhuman of a father win is by letting his actions cause you to completely change your life
Apathy is the last virtue of a dying society
Strive for self improvement until you become the man that you can envision becoming a loving father
Letting yourself accept mediocrity is the same as dying
if you can't realize that kys and be done with it
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>>130003011
apathy is not a virtue, perhaps you meant the contrary?
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Dad: intelligent alcoholic who studied philosophy in uni, but dropped out after 5 yrs. He was molested at a young age, and never grew out of his substance abuse

Me:dissociated wageslave, never went to college. Bide my time judging ppl online
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>>130002898
Fun fact, my dad tried joining the navy. Got rejected for colour blindness. Joined the army.
Got sent to Vietnam.
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>>129997062

Father: Actual trade uninonist communist in bed with the Labor party. Cold. Distant. Very dim view of anything not related to traditional masculine pastimes (basically sport and gambling). No interest in music or movies or popular culture. Extremely well read, and political, to say the least.

Me: Degenerate turned semi Nat Soc and white nationalist. Very conservative. Far more cultured than my father. Married "up" rather than "down", unlike him. Not really into sport (though I still watch it) and detest gambling. But I do keep fit through activities and exercise and I do play vidya semi-rarely.
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>>130002479
I wouldn't say I have "rich" parents, definately upper middle class. I'm probably going to inherit a good deal of land/property/wealth but this knowledge has given me a fierce independent disposition, like wanting to do things and get them myself without any help and this has sometimes been detrimental to my family relationships.
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>>130002984
Good on ya, take care of those you love, no matter what.
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Father: cowardly, skinnyfat overachiever with dumb, overprotective mother, lost v-card around 30 probably
Me: cowardly, skinnyfat underachiever who smokes too much weed, 25 and never had gf
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>>130003134
At least he wasn't dishonorably discharged from the navy for selling LSD
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>>130003115
it's a quote by aristotle m8
virtue in this case means a high moral standard
it has to be accepted by lots of people to be a virtue though
it means apathy is not gud
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>>129997062

Father: Hard working factory worker who worked from the age of 14-52, where his body fell apart (he clearly wasn't born for hard manual labour, we're both really skinny). Was totally apolitical, cynical of everything he couldn't measure with his own hands. Was a caring and well rounded father who threw a temper tantrum every now and then.

Me: Not hard working (not slaving away to pay taxes so the wealthy and foreign interests can tax dodge), intellectually inclined and dislikes manual labor where unneccesary, politically motivated National Socialist who is perhaps a bit much of a dreamer.

So basically we're complete opposites except that we're both highly cynical. And I have a great relationship with him too.
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>>129997062
>Dad: stupid USSR era Russian with a new asian gf
>Me: faggot shut in
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>>130001663
There is a huge amount of husbands doing this kind of low down shit to their wives in this country and I don't have any idea why.
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>>129997062
Father: died when I was two
Me: Fat Neckbeard that posts on 4chan all day
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>>129999386
Fuck your body cunt.
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>>130003244
>cyka bliat
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father: incredibly good in every aspect except for unpredictable fits of rage
me: easily scared and slightly unstable
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>>130003235
>Typical millennial
I bet your dad regrets finishing in your mom instead of on her
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>>130003312
I don't speak russian
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>>130003151

Should also note that I never saw my father with any real emotions, until his old age. When I was young he was never happy or sad or angry or overjoyed. He also didn't attend me or my siblings births.

Also an atheist. He also really hated homosexuals, and equated "culture" with fags.
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well he always freaked out over everything, so i don't freak out much.
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>>129997062
Wtf is with all the druggies and drunks ITT. Sort yourselves out people.
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>>130003323
violent terrible fathers are the number one cause for this shit generation
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>>130003374
>ti cykin cin
I took russian in high school
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>>129997062
>Dad
Hardworking engineer, works like 18 hours a day, sleeps just 5 hours at home. Never talked to me much but always tried to motivate me to compete with other kids.
Mom is also a doctor so we're pretty well off

>>130002479
This
I never had to fight for anything in life, I was handed the best toys, computers and materialistic objects before even I wanted them. This made me into a very anti-materialistic person, I don't really care much about money or possessions, as a result I don't even spend much money. Hell, I spend less than even my lower middle class friends.
But to be successful, you need to be materialistic to a certainly extent
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>>129997252
Dad: Hardworking family man plumber/electrician, only uses the internet to purchase/investigate parts cheaply. Or to contact clients and Skype family from around the world

Me:Internet shitlord who browses 4chan multiple times a day, in university for stem degree

Nah, not much like my dad
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>>130003441
My father and his family are shit.
The language is meh but the people are human magpies
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>dad
army chad
>me
well I am on 4chan so I guess ya'll know
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>>129997062
dad: cuban body builder
me: american body builder
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>>130003459
Why don't you just inherit and live off of it, tho
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>>130003215
He got discharged early after his unit withdrew from the war. Got sick of the army, sitting in a barracks with no adventure. He put up a poster of ho chi Minh in his room. Almost got dishonorably discharged, but his father, a former air force officer pulled some strings.
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>>130003515
Communism ruins morals, sadly. Try to empathize the world they were brought into.
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>>129997062
>ex-military but turned asexual in his late 40s
>don't know how my mum is still with him

>currently 22, still trying to find my place
>did 2 years of military, saw active combat on merc contract
>not really beta when talking to women but not interested since all are hoes
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>>129997062
Dad
>did 90% of the work, cooking, and parenting while Mother spent all day everyday lying down being lazy
>had a job
>had a massive transformers and anime collection
>watched anime and played vidya with me growing up
>went fishing for fun often

Me
>can't laze around, have to feel busy
>have a job
>have a massive anime collection
>spend free time playing vidya and watching anime
>commercial fisherman
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>>130003606
>turned asexual
So he's a faggot?
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>>130003441
пидop, хyи тeбe
гoвнo
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>>130003410
Cool man
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>>130003606
how do you turn asexual?
you just stop fucking your wife?
what a degenerate
btw how do you become a merc?
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>>130003459
Do you poo in the loo?
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>>130003606
Did you kill someone?
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>>130003596
No. The immigrated to glorious Canada when my dad was still a kid.
Fucking adapt, comminiggers
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>>129997062
literally autistic police officer who reads about bicycles and politics in his free time

me: literally autistic salesmen who plays vidya and reads about politics in my free time
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>dad
racist right wing government employ
>me
racist right wing newspaper editor
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>>130003606
What merc work did you do? Ukraine?
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>>129997062
Dad:
>was a cobbler fixin shoes all day

Me:
workin as his apprentice and will be cobblin shoes till my son takes the business
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dad: athlete who got a job and the wife he'd start a family with by his mid twenties
me: a guy who likes hockey

technically close
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>>130001931
Christ almighty, just take it in stride you blubbering faggot. How can you be this asspained over people mistakenly thinking your parents might possibly fit the most consistent stereotype of our generation?
How many times do these anons have to apologize to you before you'll calm down? The fact that you're still bludgeoning people over the head with their alleged mistake even as they're all in the midst of trying to apologize to you brings me right back to suspecting that you were in fact thoroughly brainwashed by your mother, because only women do shit like this, clutching their pearls for hours and trying to get the other party to bend the knee and kiss your high heels over fucking nothing. I don't care that you are triggered over the "false" accusation against your mother, you can shove your precious feelie weelies up your own ass you faggot. I demand courtroom tier evidence that your father is as bad as you claim, and if you can't provide it then you can get fucked.
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>>130003891
Wholesome
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>>129997062
Dad: Honest hard working Orthopedic surgeon who provided for me
Me: First year resident who wants to do the same to his future family
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>>129997062
Father: Russian
Me: Russian
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>>130003797
So many ukrainian jews in Canada, I swear...
You're not the first one I meet.
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>>130003955
kek this post is so american
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>>130003955
burgers are like slavs when pissed
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>>130003955
Ow3nd
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Father:
Successful and charismatic Chad. Speaks five languages fluently.

Me:
I don't have any friends and have zero social skills. I'm always in a bad mood and have no direction in life. And the worst thing is that there is no one I can blame it on except for myself. My parents were always noce and there for me. If I'm not able to sort myself out I'm probably going to end myself in the next 3-5 years.
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>>129997062
Dad: alcoholic fox news junkie
Me: teetotaling anarchist
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>>130004288
Honestly how is this possible, is your mother autistic?

I'm autistic, but so are my parents, so there's continuity,
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>>130002479
I'm rich but I plan to keep it a secret from my wife and kids until the day I die. I'm going to pretend I make 100k a year working at Google or something like that. I know there will be too many problems if they know the truth, even if my wife is a genuinely good person. I don't want my wife's sister's niece's cousin's former roommate thinking I'm going to help fund her liver transplant or save her from losing her house to the bank
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Dad:
>hard-working man, worker class, currently in 3rd marriage, got cucked by both ex-wives
>always tried his best to be there for his kids even though I only saw him once every two weeks
>ended up with what I like to call divorced dad syndrome, aka trying to be the kid's friend more than the kid's father in fear of losing them
>charismatic with women, great to his friends but has a short fuse and easily gets pissed off by strangers
>used to lift weights, bodybuilder tier, got fat but retained most of the muscle

Me:
>overweight single man with his own place and minimum wage job, failed college
>grew up with conflicting set of morals, ended up with a slight personality disorder
>afraid to commit to relationships, distrust women
>lots of friends which I've known for years, easy to form new friendships
>generally patient with others, willing to help people, believe in karma
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>>130004127
There's an absolute shit-ton of Ukrainians in Canada, there's even a town built here mimicking rural Ukrainian architecture with a Ukrainian church
There's an entire chunk of the geography here where everybody living in it looks and acts like a slav
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>>129997062
>Father: hardworking, pretty redpilled family man with a short temper.
>Me: lazy, alone and pretty chill

Really makes you ponder and wonder with the ol' thought-juicer
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>>129997062
>Divorced alcoholic who died when I was ten
>NEET loser
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>>130004402
>I'm rich but I plan to keep it a secret from my wife and kids until the day I die. I'm going to pretend I make 100k a year working at Google or something like that.

my parents did this and it didn't work in the long run, at some point I realized we had a big house with a nice pool in the nicest neighbourhood and my childhood friends were all rich kids too

well, actually I guess it's worth trying, since it probably made me not take that stuff for granted
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>>130004352
My mother is a stereotypical Stacey. She's a feminist who fucked 100 of guys in her youth and know earns 250k a year as a manager.

I really don't know what went wrong with me.
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What is having an alcoholic dad like?
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>>129997062
Father: Yes
Me: No
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>>130004607
Probably that.

My parents were uber autists who were virigns until their marriage. Both of them.

Feels good mane.
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>>130004643
he never shares his watermelon
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Reasonably laid back, chill, was educated compared to my mother and sought out some curiosity in regards of old historical relics. Got himself into some illegal stuff, but only to keep family happy and have enough money. Ended up leaving early on because mother was a cunt and a controlling whore, found a new family instead.

Not as laid back as him, but close enough. Got his interest in paranormal and occult. Massive anxiety and self-deprecation issues because of the cunt I grew up with and me being a sensitive little shit when I was a kid. No real motivation or interest to do much with my life, besides simple things like holding a job and my own place.

More similar to him than her, and all the better for it.
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>>130004928
kekd
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>>129997062
Dad: Shot my mom, in prison for cocaine dealing
Me: Borderline retarded chronic shitposter who lives alone at 30 and can barely pay my bills.
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>>130005043
>t. Everyday america
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>>130005043
are you a nig per chance?
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>>130003616
>can't laze around, have to feel busy
>spend free time playing vidya and watching anime

nigger are you legit retarded?
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>>130005310
>doing things is lazing around
American education
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>>130005398
so the only time people are lazy are when they are asleep or staring off into space?
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Fathe:ex ladies man, had a stroke in his late 30s, skinny fat mechanic/tradesman who eats slim Jims, Pepsi, and Ramen noodles

Me: 11+year Walmart associate addicted to red bull and Mcdonalds while not going over 140lbs because metabolism.
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>>130005484
>doing things is lazy
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>>129997062
Father: Engineer
Me: Linguist

kek
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>>130005931
you fucked up
at least become a plumber
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>>130005813
>watching sexualized little girl chinese cartoons while sitting on your fat ass isn't lazy
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>>130000000
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>>130006027
How did I fuck up?
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Father : introverted paranoid irascible hypocritical man with ambition.
Me : introverted gullible calm polite manchild with no ambition.
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>>129997062
dad:slightly autistic good little boy who played by the rules and by the grace of god had a qt3.14 fiery alpha female/motherly superhero jump into his lap. but for some reason told me to question everything and that i could become anything i wanted in life just be a good boy and believe in god. Very good at his job and well intentioned.
Emotionally undeveloped manchild.
Mom died in childbirth with their 7th kid and he never recovered.


me: had to break nearly every rule. Indignant.
Emotionally undeveloped manchild who just wants his mom.
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>>129997062
>Father:Vietnamese boat refugee who became a millionaire with his own willpower and talent. Hates the Chinese, Communists, blacks, Jews, and minorities in general thanks to dealing with them as both a rich man and a poor man
>Me:Loser who spends his free time talking with anonymous nobodies praying that the world will turn to shit. Also, I collect guns hoping for the great Happening.
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>>129997062
Dad: Didnt finish college and had to find jobs moving shit around for companies etc also lazy fat man

Me: Haven't gone to college yet finished high school two years ago lazy fat neet
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>>130006261
Damn, sounds tragic ;( did your dad find someone else?
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>>130006340
What race is your mother?
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father: supposedly bipolar. bailed after a few years. i have literally one vague memory of him: cradling me, walking down the stairs in the middle of the night as i cried because i pissed myself because i was locked in my room

i: 20 year old neet high school dropout who would go entire school days only waking up to shuffle from class to class. still sleep 10-12 hours a day. apathetically ambling down the road to wizardry. zero ambition.
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>>130004643
he sleeps on the floor every now and then
>>
SO you guys really are virgin NEET beta fucks...huh.


dad:Alcoholic but worked hard as a tree nursery manager. Was angry a lot but never hit or abused me. Had a few heart attacks but is pretty chill now.

me: introvert, but married with two kids, joined the Navy, got out and now go to university and work at a hospital. Get angry but am working on it, rarely drink anymore.
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>>130006633
I'm neither a virgin, a neet or a beta.
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>>130006580
Damn, and I thought ibe as the only HS dropout on /pol/ (though I ended up homeless months before graduation)
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>dad: worked a lot and was away Overseas work
>me: I want to be like mom and be a woman
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Dad: Had many siblings and was the youngest, always followed the rules, never drank or did drugs, joined the military met my mother and had three children, his wife died, and then he remarried to a turkish woman. his other two children died after this and now I am the only remaining child he has alive. He drinks a lot of coke and plays some casual vidya, other than that though he just feels like a failure who gave it his all, and now shares a house with a wife who doesn't love him as much as he loves her.

Me: my siblings and 4chan played a huge role in raising me because he was at work a lot, but over all, I'm just distant and non-confrontational, a night time person with no motivation. I feel like I'm going to die soon, but I haven't yet. I feel guilty that we have an estranged relationship, because he's trying harder now than he ever did, I think he's trying harder now because of guilt of not having any children but the black sheep left.
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>>130006340
did your father create Flappy Bird?
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>Dad: lives with parents
>Me: ... lives with parents
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father: autistic nerd who spends all day online
me: autistic nerd who spends all day online
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Father: Hard working makes 6 figs easy
Me: Fatty who plays video games all day

sorry dad
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>>130006633
sounding pretty insecure there bud
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>>130006784
>his other two children died after this and now I am the only remaining child he has alive
Jesus Christ.

It's a dangerous life, to be a cockroach.

But jokes aside I wish your father well.
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>>130006167
by being a linguist
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>>130006784
how did your siblings die?
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Father: functioning alcoholic who didn't want a family
Me: same. Hopefully I won't make the family mistake.
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Father: boiler maker who got drafted into nam in 69. Came back and spent 30 years in law enforcement then retired and went back to work investigating government departments and now just spends his later years restoring cars

Me: left school and did mechanics, got my ticket and left because there is no money in it and went into media broadcasting and moving into law enforcement in the next year or two. He taught me a good solid work ethic, to not trust the left and how to be self reliant. Marrying my girl who stays at home this year and start knocking out some kids.
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>>130001001
You leveled up
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>>130006946
He is an american, both of them died in america, only roach is the stepmother, but she's a lovely woman.


>>130007033
Completely randomly and out of the blue, likely a genetic heart condition, my brother died in front of me when he was 17, he was healthy otherwise.

It wasn't until my sister died of similar circumstances three years later that we were able to piece it together and understand that it was (probably) genetic and not freak heart failure. Dad and mom just made a broken batch of kids is all (mom died of breast cancer, so it wasn't a heart thing with her)
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Father: Nazi
Me: 4chan anon
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>>129997062
Father: Dead
Me: Dead inside
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>>130006380

Only because he couldent take care of the child on his own and the rest of his kids tbqh.
She was my mom's best friend at the time and had gone thru a horrible divorce but loved children. They are both overprotective of all of their children tho. rarely let outside, sabotaged my attempts to get a license and kicked out my one of my sisters when she bought a car without permission. So far nearly all of us have moved out when we hit 18/completed high school.

My brother was born with cerebal palsy and a level of autism that leaves him a nonverbal mess. can parrot a few things but its gotten worse with age.
Lovely boy who just cant communicate or move that well other than a mouse and a bit of jumping on his knees. Watches the same youtube clips of children's cartoons from the early 2000's he has his entire life on repeat all day.
Its how i know there is no God.
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>>130001144
>all these fags who got their beliefs from their parents
Are you all women? Your father isnt someone you praise or bootlick. Hes someone you respect and compete with. Every son should surpass his father.
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My father is a total loser, but that's not entirely his fault, he has severe ADHD. Doing odd jobs all his life, constantly late, enormous problems with organization or planning anything. The result was abject poverty, sometimes I didn't have food for several days.

Sadly I inherited ADHD and have similar traits, but thanks to the internet I can fix myself with stimulants. Now I make ~$100k/year so it's all ok, although child and teen years spent in extreme poverty made me stunted socially.

Unfortunately my country sucks and officially adult adhd doesn't even exist, nevermind legal adderall or vyvanse.
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>>130004607
It's ok man. Everything will be fine one day.
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father: Hard-working man manipulated and tortured by a psychotic wife his whole life.
me: Fat autist that plays videogames all day
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>>130007571
but i inhereted the fat and autism from my mother. Which she inhereted from my grandmother which was jewish (now dead).
The jew-gene is extremely strong
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>>129997062

Father was a hardworking farmer who fell for a narcissistic aspie woman, my mother. He died in a car crash when I was 6 and she abused me mentally and physically for the next 10 years until kicking me out. She blamed me the whole time for every problem, including his death when I am sure it was her influence. He was a good man and everyone liked him, still remember him teaching me the child's idea of God (God is everywhere!).

Me, a recovering alcoholic with no job trying to study animal care in my late 20s because its one of the only things my mother taught me about. Massive anxiety about women from the abuse and having no real father figure. Honor the honorable dudes...
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both of my parents are disgusting I wanna kill them both
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>>130007299
Damn, you should help your bro. Or actually, on second thought, maybe he is happier being coddled by his parents.

This is all very foreign to me, my parents were "libertarian" in their parenting, i.e. completely hands off
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Dad: sort of ugly but still got laid a lot, lovable person and hard worker, has a huge knowledge on how to repair things.
Me: stereotypical "intelligent but lazy" kid, gals say im cute but still haven't losed the v-card on the most fucking normie country on the damn planet god i feel like a fucking failure
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>>129997062
>super christcuck dad
>red pilled about global warming, 9/11, government being evil
>made me learn maths and english afterschool i was way ahead of most kids
>shat on me for being too lazy
>died while i was still a blue pilled drugo in high school
>i got automatic passes at school i would have failed due to not being there and taking drugs
>his warnings about the government and such eventually drove me here

I would give anything to thank him and show him he won but you never get that chance
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Dad: hard worker, but not too hard, never had his license that i can remember (DUI), went crazy after divorce raped my mother got more DUI's went to prison for 2 years.

Me: 33 struggled through most of my 20's, terrible relationships that would last 3 years then destroy me, now I work all the time, I'm looking to buy my 2nd house, love guns and booze, single no kids. make good money with no college.
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>>129997062
Dad: weight lifting business owner who taught me about racial IQ
Me: lawyer who is 1488 (thanks to learning the truth here)
My dad prepared me for the truth by giving me just a bit.
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>>130007364
if thats true thats amazing, i have nothing but respect for you getting out of poverty against the odds
>>
Father: rich person wannabe despite earning upper middle class salary at best, overweight but addicted to exercise doing 4+ hours a day, eating so much he never loses weight

Me: recently passed bar and working at home with fiancee who is Oxford maths student doing her masters, planning to have kids roughly a year after she finishes
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>>129997062
>father

Weak cuck who got bullied by my mother and ran off to raise another man's kids

>me

Alpha cunts who hates everyone
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>>130008354
tell him to read the sticky
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>>129997062
this thread belongs on r9k or b
sage
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father: rightist, traditionalist banker with humanist views.
Me during teenage years: sheltered self righteous leftist beta male claiming to be objective and not being a leftist nor a rightist. Spent lot of time arguing with my father but still was kind of open minded. Also: pro feminism, islam apologist and pro EU.
Me now: still beta but now aware of it and a little bit more provocative. Still a leftist according to my political compass, but holding nationalist and racialist views. Hostile to european federalism, islamic imperialism, liberal's false sense of open-mindedness.

So I don't really know how much my father influenced me.
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>>130008354
in that case, what the fuck are you doing on 4chan?
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>>130008407
noice
he could be bulkin though
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>>130008490
You belong on a different website.
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>>130008562
working, my guess is that he is a shill
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>>130007299
can you tell me which videos he watches?
>>
Father: alcoholic gambler
Me: drug addict alcoholic gambler
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>>129997062
Stop blaming your father for your failures, your actions shape your life enough to make a change.
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>>129997062
Father: Liberal Bill Maher fan, probably would have shilled for Bernie
Me: Fit NatSoc neet
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>>130001093
Raking it in with marketing agency? How?
Also how much do I need to start reading crypto
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>>130008591
lol
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>>130008282
People who arrive at their beliefs in their own or who think they do definitely believe them much more strongly. Your dad did good.
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>>130007359
>Your father isnt someone you praise or bootlick

Yeah he fucking is. Who else should be an example to a child if not his father? There is no man on earth I respect as much as my Dad. If I could be half the man he is I could die with pride.
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>>130004487
That is my home
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>>129997062
A extremely mascine Bogan.


Straightened me the fuck out. Love that man for his hard are attitude.
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>>130006580
I graduated from hs at 24. I am 33 now and have three kids a great wife And a job I am very thankful for pulling in 107K per year.
Don't give up. The path is never straight
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>>130007364
>>130008290
why are Poles so cool?
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>>130003310
Sort your shit out. Lots of people have had it worse then you just in this thread.
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>>129997062
dad: quiet intellectual type, loved gardening, playing piano, history, died in 2001 aged 60, taught me how to fix things, and was a wonderful dad, excellent manners.
me: disabled ex-military, single dad as my wife died in 2012, I love gardening, astronomy, photography and anything to do with lenses and light, also maps. I love maps.
Dad taught me so much - inquisitiveness, kindness, politeness, self determination, honour, respect for elders, compassion.... the list is endless.

I'm 49, mum is 76, daughter is 18. Life is fine and constantly changing. Pic is where I live. It's barren and remote.
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Dad: Young businessman who became millionaire in 90s Russia before messing with wrong people and losing everything, met him once
Step-dad: Builder, made a career and lost it, lost the house, liar and manipulative, couldn't buy decent food or even afford gas or electricity sometimes, beat me for a while before my step-sibling came about, then just verbal abuse (kills yourself, worthless, weak, your mom hates you)
Me: average loner who failed first year at average university, re-did A-Levels and went on to a prestigious university in a good course now. Paranoid, no 'real' friends, either don't think about anyone or hate everyone outright depending on how good my meals are.

Wew first time I shared that with anyone feels interesting.
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>>130008694
lil einsteins. wiggles. captain carlos.happy monster band. maybe some go baby. doodlebops. mickey mouse club house.

>>130007868
he cant even go the bathroom unassisted or move from one chair to another without a bit of trouble. tendies are not a meme by any stretch for us. they are life itself.

i live with one of my sisters and our goal is to be as close to him as we can. they moved cross country about a year ago. parents are going to be hitting 60 sooner than later and its just going to be too much for them. only my younger brothers (16,18) can even lift him.

he's turning 14 this fall btw.
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>>129997062

Father: Typical baby boomer self-loathing white liberal.

Me: I learned from his follies. He can't even talk politics with me anymore because I eviscerate his bullshit from the LEFT flank.
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>>129997062
Father: Hard working patriot with values, literally the greatest man in the world
Me; Lazy liberal piece of shit for the majority of my life. I came around eventually on the liberal shit and embraced patriotic values (guess I just had to grow up), but still am lazy as fuck. I admire hard work and aspire to become a hard working man, but have a really hard time actually achieving it. It's hard to start working when you did nothing your entire life.
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>>129997062
>father fucked me
>fucked by my dad
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>>130009932
49 is 174 in nigger years
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>>130008181
i'm also 33 with a history of shit-tier LTR's
parts of my body stop working correctly here and there, and they never quite recover
my mind gets cloudy and never bounces back to its previous clarity
i feel like my time is running out to start a family
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>>129997062
Data mining thread but sure
Father: divorced since I was 2, only rarely seen on vacations and even then he doesn't work much, that fucking fatass.
Me: Normalfag for my whole childhood and now somewhat a loner/loser because I took the hitlerpill too young.
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>>129997315
>preppy
Summertiiiiiime and the living is easyyyy
>>
Father: Scientist with a PHD who writes scientific papers, used to do college wrestling and got trophies, works out at the age of 50 and watches star trek. Threw Keger parties in college, anger problems.

Mother: Violent alcoholic and bartender who had to quit drinking due to illness. Intelligent, supportive, kind when not drunk.

Me: Under-employed computer programmer that's slightly overweight, used to weightlift till I got an injury/got lazy, has an associates degree, chills with drug addicts and retards and throws parties at least twice a week. Filled with bitterness and hate, drinks a lot.

I've gotten laid a lot so I did get decent genes, my parents look good for their age.
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>>129999999
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>>130010334
>i feel like my time is running out to start a family
it isn't if you consider getting a younger woman feasible
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>>130010486
>>129999999
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My dad:
anger issues
impatient
bitter and resentful
misandric
unable to express any feeling besides anger or saddness
Good at faking emotions and manipulation

ME:
All of the above
+ stoner
+ vidya addict

The funny thing is I never knew how fucked his yelling anger fits were since I grew up around it. I read somewhere that anger manifest itself when the mind is unable to comprehend reality in a way it wants to so it spazzes the fuck out

I'd like to control it but while I don't devolve into smashing and punching I get loud and yell without really noticing it. O
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He left us to run after his dad, who left him when he was a kid. He refused to pays his pension and now wants to contact me after over 15 years.

His non-parenting did set up a pretty good exemple of what I will not do in any case whatsoever.
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>>130004955

Research narcissistic personality disorder, you sound like a classic case of a child of someone (your mom) having NPD. But it could be others in Cluster B.
>>
Dad: physician and business man
Me: physician and business man
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>>129997062
dad:
car mechanic, plane mechanic and welder. hasn't played vidya in 30 years and spends his free time in garage, fishing or hunting. manliest man i've ever met. doesn't give a shit about anything

me:
NEET, vidya 24/7 and i eat junk food and soda every day. khv and probably gonna kill myself soon
>>
>Father
Obsessed with Anthropology and human history, Particulary Vikings and earliest human civilization. Played Doom when he was young and sports. Liberal. Uni degree in business (quality)
>Me
Obsessed with Anthropology and human history, Particularly Romans and the world wars. Plays a ton of video games daily, including DOOM. Did sports when I was younger. Conservative. Working on degree in finance.
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>>130009405
eh, got my ged. path may curve but all i can do is keep stumbling forward. if a well paying job or a woman worth spending my life with lay in the way, good for me. if it's not in the cards, no point losing sleep over it.
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>>130010750
Oh and me. Living abroad most of the year, getting ready to start a phd.

Socialy confident and competent.
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>>130004643

Shitty. Never could get close to girlfriends, would inexplicably break up with them so they would never meet him. The few that I did chance to meet him only confirmed my anxiety since my first girlfriend at 10. Hindered me being in normal relationships.
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>>130010984
>and i eat junk food and soda every day.
Yeah you need to stop man. Cut out soda and deserts out of your diet, get a job that gets you physical and outdoors and you should be good.
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>>130010520
How do you get younger women to consider you feasible? Especially non-crazy ones?
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>>130011149
we need James Woods in this thread
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>>130011149
I dunno, I'm 21 and so is my gf

but I do hear often that many girls like guys in their early thirties, i think it's when guys look most masculine probably, while still being sort of young.
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>>129997062
>Father: raised my mother's children
>Me: a fucking loser who almost got tricked into raising another man's children

Really made me think
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>>130004607

Just sort yourself out bro, you will be fine. One of the biggest hindrances in life can be one's own family, and yours is actually a blessing and will not hold you back, other than spoiling you / affluenza. Just break out of that and you're good. Lucky fucker.
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>>130009942
Hello anonymous stranger. Welcome to 4chan.
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>>130011149
1) Be attractive, meaning not overweight
2) Get very good social skills
3) Hang out with a bunch of girls, whenever you can
4) Profit
5) have kids for da white race
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>>129997062

THIS THREAD IS ONE OF THOSE ACADEMICS RESEARCHING /POL/
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>>130011319
Fun Fact: Posting on 4chan will get you nowhere, it's the asshole of the internet, there's nothing but neckbeards and NEETs here with the occasional success. That's what everyone keeps telling me, but I come here to express my inner nazi and the kek.
>>
>>130011276
Almost?

How did you escape?
>>
>>129997062
Father: Fit/muscular virologist and researcher. Unwavering in his racism and disdain for the "lesser races". Weird fascination with old continental philosophy and culture.
Me: Some useless IT nerd still in university. At least im still somewhat fit so not such an embarrassment.
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>>130011319
Anonymous strangers seem more trustworthy.
>>
>>130011349
>bee yourself
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>>130001485
Your mum should have closed her legs for violent people
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>>129997062
Father: Brilliant, smooth-talking genius combat veteran surgeon who had had 5 children with his first wife, 3 more with his trophy wife (22 years younger), and 6 more with his four mistresses before he went on the run from the police for tax evasion.
Me: Smooth talking salesman who is religious, law-abiding, and has 6 kids with his wife
>>
>>130012028
Shit nigger, what ethnicity are you guys?

Also
ITT: lazy faggots regardless of their fathers and mothers
Get off 4cuck, vidya, drugs, smoking, alcohol and start doing something with your life, time is running short
>>
>>130001485

Have you any LTR experience with women?

Ask yourself, why does your mom choose shitty men? Does she like to be the victim, get sympathy, be the "good one"?
>>
>>130011838
Whoever told you that is a sack of shit.

You need to lie your teeth or at least embellish somewhat with anything in life. Getting a job, finding a girl, etc.

I've known several cases where people have lied for a job or embellished to a girl and they've forgiven them afterward because it works.
>>
>Father
Died when i was 2
>Me
Angry, Jaded Fascists that thinks there is nothing wrong with LGBT
>>
Father: a muslim extrovert who always works hard for his family.

Me: introvert, atheist, nerd who plays video games all day in his room.
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>>130001485
Your mom is a whore raising a beta
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>>130012232
b-but chad told me... i-it worked for him
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>>129997062
Father: no idea
Me: Autistic neckbeard 30yo NEET
>>
>>130011249

All he could tell us is "I dunno just be rich and famous and the young pussy is thrown at you"
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>>130011468
as if that matters. the bastard can think whatever he wants of us. best case scenario he thinks shining a light here might make some fucking difference. Most likely its just for sheckles and its trendy to study us now. people care more about this place since our influence is starting to matter / we are starting to get older and entering the workforce in every field.
only thing i could say is what he would refuse to accept.
4chan will eat the world.

If he genuinely cared about anything here he would have done it 10 years ago when we were new to memework.
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>>130009216
Did you read my post?
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>>129997062
Father: A man who has arms in every part of our town and can get anything he wants done. A man of god.
Me: A man who knows "people" who owe me and my family a lot of favors. But I consider myself out of that world.
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Dad: druggo and prisoner. Agressive fuck alpha male. Mother dovorced him after he hit her for the first time.
Son: depression episodes in early 20s. Strong-minded and low tolerance for degeneracy in all forms
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>>130012296
>German
>Angry, Jaded Fascists that thinks there is nothing wrong with LGBT

kek
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>>130002874
Batman
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>>130012028
am I angry or jealous? I can't tell
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>>130001001
do you resent your mom?
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>>130012028
wait a minute... are you a Jew?
>>
>>130009999
So, like, he just watches the same videos every day?
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AUG' UM AUG', ZAHN UM ZAHN!

If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions to get unkiked!

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1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!

14/88,
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P.S GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!
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>>130003643
No, he isn't, I can guarantee that much.

>>130003713
Pretty much stopped fucking her at one point, don't know why, doesn't want to talk about it.

>>130003785
>>130003890
Yemen, for the Saudi/UAE coalition. The chaos I endured there is astounding, talking about leaving rebels outright steal from munitions/fuel dumps. I was in Aden back in July 2015 when a humongous explosion at such an ammo/fuel dump happened, to the point where you could see it from the hilltops, around 30km away.
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>>130010334
Same, if I'm lucky enough to meet a decent woman without a flock of children in her mid 20's will knock her up, but women in my area are toxic and often knocked up with the 3rd kid by their 20's. One of these day it might happen, but it better happen in the next 3 years or I'm just gonna rent sex.
>>
My dad:
>A construction worker, electrician, plumber and businessman that single highhandedly built the home I'm living in right now but sadly died when I was 15 from lung cancer,

Me:
>I have barely any motivation to study, severe depression, failed at everything in life, wanna become an animator but failing and also work a part time job at a leisure park. I have some sort of job so I suppose I'm not a complete NEET
>>
Piece of lying shit who couldn't make a sandwich if his life depended on it, sold our house to the bank after taking loans for his failed business (who he blames us for), parasite with no friends or future in general, eventually we kicked him out of the house
I'm just trying to improve myself now, trying to get fit and read some books so I can make ends meet later on
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>>130014313
>LTR
Where do you live? I live in an area like that, and the solution is frankly to just tolerate the ones who's number is 6 as opposed to 30.

Also I'm amazed by the number of people here who are born into shitty parents who aren't as shitty themselves. I was born into a married family by parents that had been together for years and were in love, and I'm lucky for that.

I don't know how you all do it.
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>>130012120
>>130013505
I am 100% German (all 4 of my grandparents were born in Bavaria)
My wife is has three grandparents from Poland and one from Ireland (born there).
All Catholic.
We even did the DNA testing - no Jew, no Middle Eastern,
>>
>>130015317
>ruining perfectly good bavarian genes with slavniggers and potatoniggers

don't you want your kids to be white?
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