>You arrive at a Javascript conference >You see pic

Go there and wear a Pepe pin.

>>129959007
Shit on table.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>129959007
>javascript conference
you asked for it

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>>129959007
Good job people

>>129959587
360 degrees is a full circle, anon

>>129959007
Where a name tag with my name on it.

I think gendered pronouns are dumb. I wish we had a gender neutral pronoun that didn't sound dumb coming out of my mouth. I just ask everyone to use my names possessive form. Which also is dumb but I think it's the least dumb since we already consider it culturally accepted to tell people what name to call us.

Jim Jim and jim's ty

>>129959868
Never fucking fails. At leats one, every time. Jesus gtfo newfag fuck.

>>129959489

This

>>129959007
Take them all and flush them down the nearest toilet.

>>129959868
do another 360 then

>>129959998
No you fell for his bait you newfag

>>129959007
put on one of every button

>>129959007
wear them all

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>>129959007
Is it worth learning JS for advertising so I can get better tracking on web site events?

>Fuck the mods BTW

>>129960124
This

>>129959007
cobra/apache

WHERE IS IT?

>>129959964
>gendered pronouns are dumb
fucking retard go off yourself

>>129959007
Tell everyone you're a webdev for the Daily Stormer

>>129959007
Do a 1080 and walk away

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>>129959007
>put on an ASK ME! button
>lie when asked

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>>129960142
You fell for him baiting the bait

>>129959007
leave

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>>129960411
>put on an ASK ME! button
>get offended at people for asking

>>129959786
>over a month old
>three likes

Good job everyone.

>>129959007

Wear two of them at the same time

>>129960161
Try starting with GA

>>129959007
Arr that will be good shrapnell!!

>>129960295
They are. Ever since women entered the workforce buisness writing is full of his/hers which is painful on the ears/eyes . Writing for an unknown audience is also annoying.

Even trying to guess miss vs Mrs is fuck ingredients stupid.

It would be ,u just easier if we had a completely neutral term.

>>129960161
yes and no.

Javascript is core to anything web centric. But its an awful langauge thats full of ambiguity and weirdness. Not to mention it gets abused alot where lots of "bugs" are actually just ""Features"".


Its not hard to learn, and if you can already code, I don't see why not. But if its your first langauge nope, nope nope nope. Go learn C/C++

>>129959007
>yes hello my pronouns are nig/kike

>>129960422
Are you guys Master baiters?

>>129959868
It's summer already, isn't it.

Blast them on Twitter for not having a xe/xir button.

>>129960563
I already do a ton of GA. I'm on that GTM shit now and I know fuck all about DOM and data layer.

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>>129959786
>be me
>go to a drag brunch for a coworker's birthday (bottomless mimosas yaaaaas)
>need to piss
>the bathroom was labeled as "gender neutral"
>it was the only bathroom
>it was a single stall
>mfw

>>129959587
>only 360
I'd turn 180^99 and walk away.

havent been on /pol/ in a while

these new flags are cool
unrelatedino

>>129959868
New mother fucking fag
Inb4
>i was just pretending to be a newfag

>>129960580
look at you.
you are already thinking like shlomo wishes you to.
in this case what is dumb are women entering the workforce business not gendered pronouns, and what you want to change even further will damage the fabric of society, good job

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>javascript conference

>>129959786
Is this America?
This has to be America.

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>>129959007

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>he's in a badSTEM program like CS

I wouldn't wear one.

Also, why the fuck would personal pronouns matter when conversations are always in the second person?

>>129960580
You are truly the most shabbos of the goyim

>>129959007
Usually in the case of not knowing gender, like an animal or something I just go with the slurred 'e.

Like, "hey 'e really likes that", this should be sufficient, this xe/xir shit is fucking stupid, the letter x isn't supposed to be used like that, it's a letter chained up in the alphabet basement that you feed table scraps to and keep out of sight.

>>129960937
>jsconfeu
>eu
>Berlin
Do you even read shalom?

>>129960992
It's virtue signaling, anon
A trite and meaningless task that scores them sweet social points

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>>129960833
JS is a god-tier language, anyone who says otherwise is a Jew.

>>129961157
When you don't know an animal's gender, you say it, most times.

>>129960937
>jsconfeu
>Arena Berlin

>>129959587
lol idiot you'd just be making a simple right turn

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>>129959007
Be a shitlord.

>>129960793
I think it might be just the way our language formed no longer matching up with how it's used in current society.

Gendered pronouns make sense if you know who you are talking too 99% of the time. But with mass communication 90% of the people I mail it will never meet.

Traditional ways are not always best. Holding onto them past the point of logic is detrimental

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>>129961234
yeah right
i bet you even use node, faggot

>>129960586
Stop the C/C++ meme. Learn Python.

>>129959007
Just call them (you)

>>129961517
stop the python meme. learn haskell

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>>129959868

>>129959007
Ask where the bun/bunself badges are and accuse them of bigotry for not having any. Then tweet about how I'm literally shaking because JavaScript is run by Nazis who want to put me in a concentration camp.

>>129961517
Learning Python first makes you a bad programmer.

>>129959007
Get one with the eggplant emoji

>>129959007
Good job retard, you financially supported the neoliberal postmodernist invasion of tech by going to this conference.

Next year try not giving your money to people who want you and your children dead of AIDS and go to LambdaConf, the last remaining unpozzed conference.

>>129959007
>What do you do

Create a new framework, pepe.js

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>>129961231
>It's virtue signaling, anon
I'm not sure.
The badges look more like someone thought of a plan to find out who has the feminine penis.

>>129959007

Hug a knife.

>>129961764

Functional fag.

>>129961393
What's this kind of trolling called shlomo? Low-info concern trolling?

>>129959007
>You arrive at a Javascript conference
Make your own button that says
(xx||xy)&&!(xx&&xy)

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>>129962175
why no moonman.js?

>>129959007
Call everyone a man

>>129959786
>Good job people
Another faggot in denial of human biology.

>>129959007
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>129962456
Frameworks, frameworks everywhere.

>>129959007
>webdev
You're not even people.

>>129962194
Delet this

Go back to c#

>>129961250
I only use 'it' when referring to blacks.

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>>129962194

>>129960586
>>129961517
C# is a better choice, it has C-like syntax but is much easier for beginners. After that go to C or C++ for the more fun bits.

>>129959007
>>129959007
Leave

>>129959007
>writing javascript
>not just copying it off other website
ishygddt

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I hope you enjoy going to entry-level speeches by first-year nog and roastie developers who were invited to avoid an all white male speaker lineup.

I'm sure they'll have several sessions on how to encourage diversity on your team, how to hire nonwhites and roasties, and how to get involved with the women in tech movement. Enjoy.

I watched RailsConf go from one of the most educational and inspiring weeks of my life to the equivalent of a college freshman diversity and sexuality week. The last time I went was so pathetic and overrun by SJWs and communists that I was physically sick to my stomach being in the same room with them.

Do yourself a favor, don't ever go to a tech conference that isn't LambdaConf or one that has adopted LambdaConf's anti-SJW Code of Conduct.

>Javascript conference
Am I in middle school?

>>129961517
No, python is loosely type, and poorly structured (white space for loops and if statements da fuq)

>>129962898
No.

C/C++ are the best language for learning.

Why?

Because you can start from core C which is VERY simple, and has all you need to learn the basics of programming logic. Then you can slowly ease your way into C++ to learn OOP while being exposed to the computer and how memory is managed.

Once you learn that, when you do pick up another/easier langauge you can actually apprecaite its features and more importantly NOT FUCKING ABUSE THEM (looking at you java devs)

>>129963206
Judging by how edgy you try to be, I'd say yes.

>>129959007
put them all on and initiate conversation to see what happens

>>129960743
Python 3.6.1 (default, Mar 27 2017, 00:27:06)
[GCC 6.3.1 20170306] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> 180 ^ 99
215
>>>

so you turn 215 degrees ?

>>129961234
JS is a jew tier language that reads more like hebrew than even hebrew.

Node is like the chabad of JS

If you weren't such a jew you'd show your real flag

>>129959007

State that my preferred pronoun is "Your Majesty". Throw a hissy fit if anyone disagrees.

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>>129961401
My company won't let us use node, or else I would.

It is really good for certain things like websockets or IO/async heavy programs.

>>129963271
meh, that only fits when the patient is someone decently intelligent, ive known 'programmers' for whom the concept of pointers is strange alien and esoteric

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>>129963686
Burger master flag reporting in

>>129959007
take one if you want

>>129963271
Guess what fag? Nobody writes C anymore and C++ is a total and complete mess. To be employable you need to know how to make an end product, not how to deal with low-level eccentricities. Starting in a language like C# will make the entire process much easier since it has pointers and even "unsafe" code, but you're not forced to learn them to do basic tasks. I find it hilarious that you'd rip on Java devs for abusing libraries and language features when everything past C++11 is basically a complete shitshow when it comes to implementation and "language feature use", and all the learning that happens in C++ now (standardized education wise and in many online tutorials) uses the STL and Boost libraries.

>>129964002
what kind of retarded bullshit are you spouting, especially about employability, also have you ever even written a line of commercial code in C#?
pointers and EVEN unsafe code my fucking god its a comedy

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>>129959007
Jesus Christ! Is there any niche of Western Civilization that they won't leave the fuck alone with their psychotic faggot bullshit?!?

>>129964631
>have you ever even written a line of commercial code in C#?
Why yes, actually I have since I'm employed and we use C# where I work. I've also written commercial code in C++. How about you?

>>129959007
leave.

>>129959007
grab the pile of pins, take them straight to the nearest garbage can

>>129964805
oh yes i did both
have you ever used unsafe contextes SINCE THATS ONLY WHEN POINTERS ARE POSSIBLE not to mention some flag iirc, in C# hm?
HM?
have you ever SEEN it used?

>>129964002
I get paid 200k a year to code in C/C++, and there's lots of job postings for it. You can't write device drivers in JavaScript or any interpreted langauge for that mater.


Honestly it all comes down to the right tool for the right job. I think C is a great learning ground since it teachers you whats actually going on, then you can easily introduce OOP via C++ whitout the culture shock of a 100% new langauge.

Then when they move on to use other languages they actually appreciate whats going on.

>>129965124
Upboated for truth

>>129964986
>HM
Christ you've already flown into an autistic rage. Calm the fuck down nigga. God forbid you misinterpret my phrasing and trigger yourself so hard you start posting the autist groans you're making.
>>129965124
I'm talking about learning to program from baseline, not what's used in the industry. C/C++ is total shit to start with nowadays. C in particular is full of noob traps that don't exist in other languages, or are way less prevalent in them.

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>>129963473
Use math.pow() you dummy

>>129961234
real mean use FORTRAN and bash script.

fucking kids and their new fangled languages.

>>129959007
Print an Apache attack helicopter

>>129961517
>>129961764
Learn LISP or any of its major dialects. No real reason why, it's just fun.

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>>129960422
>getting baited by the bait taker's bait taker
Fucking lmao anon

>>129960580
Do you know that the male equivalent to Miss is Master?

>>129959007
Wear your own pin:
Pronouns PEPE, DAS BOOT

Take one of each and rotate them throughout the night just to fuck with people

>>129965407
I am a front end engineer (use mostly JS/ES6 and some Ruby) and today I used a shit ton of bash to slice up and reformat data from db queries.

Bash is also pretty much god tier, the only issue with it is each command has 80 gorillion flags and arguments and there is very little consistency between them.

For example, setting a delimiter of comma in different bash programs:

awk: -F","
cut: -d","
join: -t ,

>>129965371
C isn't a shitshow, nor is the core C++ langauge.

Hell in C99 you can entirely avoid memory management for the "core" noob lessons (flow control and structs)


when you go to teach a lanague such as Java for example, you have all this OOP thrown in your face, that you can't explain to a noob without dropping them over their head.

"why is everything a class"
"why is everything an object"
"what is an object"
etc

with C you can teach the basic flow control (most important part of learning to programming desu) then ease them into memory management, then shift them over to C++ to introduce OOP.

take every single one per type and wear them all

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>>129966364
very sophisticated bait, ive almost bitten

>>129959007
I urinate on the whole fucking lot of them.

>>129959489
fpbp

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>>129959868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YklqpJaUQ
pic related captcha got jokes

>>129959007
put all of them on

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>>129959868

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>>129959007
Fry everyone there with their own computers' power supplies. If they only brought a phone, use their car batteries.

>>129963473
that's exclusive or you stupid motherfucker

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>>129966364
those are independent unix programs, not "bash programs" you fucking imbecile

>>129959489
ree that's not tolerant

>>129959868
the real proof hes a newfag is that he didnt call him homophobic name

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>>129967236
>he clicks on jpgs to shitpost

>>129959007
Grab one of the she/her buttons even though I am very obviously male and identify as male. It'd be nice to be a girl for a little while.

>>129968552
faggot

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>>129959868
It has to be bait at this point, it never fails

>>129959007

Take a shower for the first time since delving into Javascript

>>129959868
Gas the newfags

>>129959007

>javascript conference

Find the Xir/Xe button, obvi.

Also, who's going starbux later?