Why are the most popular baby names of the 2010s a bunch of weirdo

>>129912052
You can't change it so don't worry
All those names will age in a group and people of the future will instantly guess their age by the names they have. It happens to every generation

>>129912052
>Luxx?
I love naming my kids after League of Legends characters, especially since the only job prospects they'll probably have will be e-sports streamers

>>129912848
Yup...when you see a name like Agnes or Edna or Herbert or Elmer you know exactly what generation theyre from

>having a discussion about baby names at a family dinner recently
>we're all white
>all my female relatives look at me with disgust when I say I'd want to name my son John
>meanwhile they're all throwing out names like Jaden and shit

I know some biblical names are old fashioned and stuffy, primarily the female ones, but John is like the most timeless fucking name ever.

>>129912052
Dakota has been a thing. I don't know why people want to be "cool" and spell names like Jackson as Jaxon and Cameron as Kamryn. probably nignogs.

>>129914596
>I like melee so I'm naming my kid falco

someone will do this.

http://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/pirate-names.php#.WUGOkow1_IU

>>129914945
Why not another traditionally European name, like Alexander? John is rather boring, to be honest.

Why would anyone want to stand out instead of standing together? I bet most of those people value inclusiveness too yet tell everyone to be different.

Who /Charles/ here? Top tier name desu, versatile too.

I usually go by Charlie.

Waldwick 'Golden Teeth' Thackeray
Bradford 'Jagged' Frederik
Morven 'Confidence' Edge
Ashley 'No Cash' Middleton
Brett 'Tide Turner' Dawson
Erwin 'The Coward' Bristol
Slade 'Sly' Wahl
Kenward 'Swab' Zaine
Sheldon 'Rage' Hitch
Calhoun 'Fearless' Luke

I've got a kid in school and I was thinking this myself. Everyone has a "Y" in their first names. Ayden, Jayden, Hayden. Wtf.

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>>129912052
>not naming your kids after Memes

I wonder how Courage Wolf is doing in school.

>>129912052
I kind of like that the old testament names are back, but any name with an x in it needs to be deleted from history

>>129914945
Actually, names like John, Michael, William, Robert, James, etc. aside from some of them being Hebrew in origin, are very much overused. Why not Frederick, Roderick, Charles, Vincent, etc? They're respectable and non overused.

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>>129912052
>ernest
>herman
>carl
>albert
>edmund
these all sound very jewish

My name is Bronson. I think it's near top tier desu

>>129915758

Aww crap they took my kidney

>>129912052
Personally the only kids I've seen with these names are the children of overly Christian soccer moms.

>>129912052
I always liked
>steven
>friedrich
>william
>hugo
>bernard

All great masculine names, not like some cuck names I hear now, like Jayden, or Ayden....

Who /Justin/ here?

Fuck you Trudea! The name means Just and Fair, not corrupt and cuck!

At least Bieber has found God now.

Paley 'Blunderbuss' Demien
Wayland 'The Drunk' Cheek
Ransley 'Merry' Nebula
Thorpe 'Yellow Teeth' Rexx
Stanmore 'Gentle Heart' Jinx
Perry 'Iron Fists' Sweet
Kenley 'Brown Teeth' Springfield
Fielding 'Treason' Cooper
Lockhart 'Shady' Voss
Haven 'Mutiny' Tindall

>>129914745
>Agnes
explain

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Alice is the GOAT female name

>>129914945
>but John is like the most timeless fucking name ever.
it's also what prostitutes call their clients, rethink your options

>>129915736
The 3rd letter of "Gay" is the letter "y". Think about it.

Onni
Elias
Leo
Väinö
Oliver
Eetu
Eino
Noel
Leevi
Niilo
Veeti
Vilho
Mikael
Nooa
Rasmus
Lenni
Joel
Hugo
Kasper
Eemil
Emil
Aleksi
Matias
Daniel
Niklas

Eston 'Fuming' Rowley
Hale 'Snitch' Bourne
Ransford 'Daring' Bartram
Henderson 'Lionheart' Withers
Autry 'Whale' Wahl
Houghton 'Trickster' Netley
Arnold 'The Hawk' Inigo
Blakely 'Gnarling' Ethel
Bonar 'Cutthroat' Luxford
Rider 'Black Beard' Hayes

>>129916166
only gays are called /justin/
who here /benjamin/

Reminder that some horsefucker named their kid Pinkamena Zecora Smith.

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>>129912052
>Be Different

>Think Different

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>that feel when my name is literally Aryan
>im Iranian
>mfw multiple jews have been triggered by my name in university and such

>Bob
>Dick
>Ralph
>Bill
>Chuck
>Ted
>Hank

Shame all the classic alpha male names of the past have died off. These little shits running around with names like Aiden and Liam are destined to be cucks.

>>129916397

Nah, Justin's get all the girls

Trudea (Even thought he's an idiot)
Bieber
Timberlake

Only thing named benjamin, is a little dog nicknamed Benji

>>129912052
Old testament names are fine you atheist/pagan infidel.

>>129912052
actually now that i remember I had a kid back in high school named Rocket Rose Stelle

Steele 'Double-Crossed' Stanton
Seabrook 'White Hair' Vexacion
Hudson 'Albatross' Quint
Seldon 'Jagged' Bradford
Blade 'Pirate' Granger
Beardsley 'Fearless' Synth
Shandy 'Cutthroat' Wendell
Stepney 'The Ghost' Parch
Somerset 'Cutthroat' Whitney
Townsend 'Silver Teeth' Spooner

>>129915170
Maybe they just like Austrian Pop

>>129912052
>hat and the plethora of Old Testament names like Noah, Obadiah, Eli, Levi, etc. Who the hell is having these kids?

Nothing wrong with those

Sherborn 'Silver-Eye' Buckley
Kirkland 'Privateer' Grissom
Clifford 'Gloomy' Cromwell
Kenton 'Mad' Cotton
Stokley 'Daffy' Tyde
Brad 'Vicious' Clayden
Calvert 'The Straight' Lynx
Darren 'Blackmane' Vossler
Hampden 'Pirate' Allen
Darton 'Swab' Marlowe

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>>129916804
we benjamins wuz the founding fathers
also dogs are cute so get fucked

>>129916971
Every time I hear Levi I shudder and think of Jesus Camp.

>>129916804
>Only thing named benjamin, is a little dog nicknamed Benji
Get a load of this poorfag.
All my bills are certified Benjamins.

>>129917095

idk what that is but if it makes you shudder its probably sodomite propaganda

congrats you got memed

>>129912052
>/pol/ is made up of those people that are the fathers of kids named shit like "Constantine Edmund Albertson" and "Wilhelm Obediah Smith" that get relentlessly made fun of

I'm not even partially surprised by this.

>>129912052
To many white christians with kike names like David, John, Peter and such. Its not only bibilical its also kike names. Get a proper name from your culture fucking kike lovers. And I also recommend every anon here that have a kike name and is not a kike to change their name.

Edwin 'Buccaneer' Smyth
Horsley 'Honestly' Paddley
Byram 'Crippled' Luke
Roland 'The Coward' Crompton
Kirkley 'Crew Member' Swales
Seldon 'Frenzied' Synth
Ellison 'Soft Heart' Langley
Ridley 'Cold Hearted' Hades
Searle 'Toxic' Dryden
Lytton 'Blackmane' Acheron

>>129912052
I don't see anything wrong with being named Liam. It's just an old Irish name. There's nothing wrong with Old Testament names either. What does irritate me is snowflake spellings of otherwise normal names. Pretty much a telltale sign of white trash/niggerdom.

If I had a kid, I'd probably give him a nice sounding Roman name like Tiberius or something.

>>129912052
people want to distinguish themselves, and by extension, their children, whom they consider yet another accessory in their special snowflake life

problem is that you don't distinguish yourself
others do
and that's not necessarily a good thing

eg I do distinguish people with such a vulgar upbringing I would not even call a dog by their name, from more respectable people

>>129914596
Megatron is a good name for a kid, but more accurate is Starscream.

>>129912052
Single millennial women raised on Harry Potter, Twilight, cartoons, video games, and social justice
Knocked up by nu-males

>>129916288
Alice
Sarah
Claire
top tier girls names

>>129915927
Just the nigger-tier ones, not if they are Greek. Alexander. Xenophon. etc.

>>129914945
Try to be less Jewish.

>>129917472
>If I had a kid, I'd probably give him a nice sounding Roman name like Tiberius or something.

Yup, this guy is exactly what I was talking about. Jesus christ, dude. Rein in your autism for your kid's sake(assuming you ever have any)

>>129915927
What about Marx?

Biblical names are cucked, not even a larping pagan but Europe names are better

>>129914596
>>129915170
My daughter is called Lina after the Dota hero. The mrs liked it aswel so we chose it

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>>129912052
Several options

Male:
Justiniano (Justinian)
Constantino (Constantine)
Augusto (Augustus)

Female:
Lilith
Juana (Joan)
Olga

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>>129914945
i like johnny but not john

>>129912052

what about Landon? lol

>>129912052
>herman
literally a sha-male

>>129918065
Gotta have a pretty shit name if you wish you had been called John

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If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her Penelope. R8 and h8.

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>>129917680
>Alice
means of noble race
>Claire
means bright, as in White
>Sarah
means pic related

My ex wanted to call our first born son Ezra and i told her no son of mine will be named after hebrews.

Women come up with the worst names.

>>129917217
If you think that child cult indoctrination shit was normal, you should take a long look in the mirror and think where your morals lie.

>>129912848
It's worth appreciating that certain common boomer names like Gary, are themselves weird one-generation anomalies.

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>tfw my name is Clayton

>>129916288
That was fake though. Someone should do it for real.

>Julius
>Ernest
>Cole
>Maxwell
>Craig
>Artyom

>>129918204
Not very cute.

>>129918498
W-Why

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>>129916344
>tfw gay and my name is Hayden

>>129917911
Theodora

Rate my future daughter's name:

Juno Beatrice [lastname]

>>129918204
nice
it rhymes with
>salope
which means slut, in French

>>129918679
I don't want my daughter to be a slut

>>129918679
I like it.
Thanks.

good to see they added pick your own flags back.

>>129912052
Born in fucking 88
Named Dakota
One of the most red pilled, uncucked motherfuckers to walk this earth.
Fuck you, OP. I Bet your name is "Zach" or some faggot overused bullshit.

>>129914945

based name! name your kid John, and he'll have like thirty action movie heroes from the 80s and 90s also named John backing him up

>>129918490

Why do you guys insist on such faggy pretentious names? The only decent name there is Craig.

>Tiberius
>Julius
>Artyom
>Constantine
>Rasmus
>Eston
>Wayland
>Edmund

Really, you guys are driving hard at ensuring your kid is that strange smelly kid that wears camouflage pants to school. Or that weird nerd that wears poorly fitting business suits and fedoras.

>>129917327
Bro come on if you really name your kid Aiden or Skyler you should be embarassed

>>129918204
A common gag with spanish-speakers is shortening the name "Penelope" to "Pene", which means penis. I wouldn't give her that name if I were you, unless you want her to be bullied by beaner kids (or you just don't care).

>>129918980
The fact that you had to type that out shows what a tryhard fag lady you really are, lol.

>Luxx
Lel, is that real?
Worst white names I've heard of are these:
>Tard parents tier
Hunter
Tanner
>brotarded tier
Brock
Cody
Marcus
>soccer mom cringe tier
Caleb
Noah
Conner
>Good tier
William
Edmunf
James
Matthew
Samuel
Charles
>Top tier
Surname first names "Orson" "Fitzhugh" etc
Namesake first and middle names "Thomas Jefferson" "George Washington" etc

>>129918980
you sound kike a huge fucking faggot. i know no faggot would be that proud of being a shitter

>>129918980
Faggot

Rate my sibling's son's name:

>Calder

>>129919484
uncommon occupational last name tier

>>129912052
Good names are strong names: Adam, Catherine, Valerie, Thomas. List more strong names apt for a future generation that must pick up the ashes of society left by the previous generations.

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>>129915170
Relevant.

>>129919484
Never heard that before. My son's name is Cash.

>>129918476
desu Reimu isn't a bad name in of itself but it'll sticks out. My nieces are named Aria and Emery.

>>129919620
Why do both parents have double-first names, also why don't they share a name?

>>129919484
Do I know you? Does your sibling live in CA, does Calder have a speech impediment?

>>129914945
Why not Axel? It sounds fucking bad ass.

>>129919240
>Edmunf

MUH SUNS NAME IS EDMUNF AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER PUMKIN-SPICE.

>>129919732
Bruce and Martin are both originally surnames

>>129912052
>What happened to strong and ancient names like Ernest, Herman, Carl, Albert, or Edmund?

Jokes on you, in colombia they still name their kids Adolf (Adolfo)

okay then, let's make you a list of based but common names.
>craig
>john
>will
>john
>john
>michael

>>129919484
is it pronounced
>call-der
>cauld-er

because either way hes gonna be made fun of

>>129919240
One of the names below "Good tier" is mine.

>>129918204
not good name and too many syllables. reminds me of penelope cruz. sometime's there's only one person in media with a certain name and it's like they have a monopoly on it

>>129919240
Where is Michael??

>>129919612
This guy gets it. Short, strong, not some vain attempt to sound unique or some faggy throwback to Roman or German shit to try to make your son sound distinguished(hint: it makes him seem like a weird nerd, and you like a pretentious faggot).

Keep it simple, fags.

>>129912052
>strong and ancient names
>Ernest, Herman, Carl, Albert, or Edmund
Faggot

>>129917906
>Lina after the Dota hero.
>Lina the dota hero
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's Lina Inverse

>>129919892
those two are pronounced the same

>>129912052
>what kind of people are strolling through Target or Bed, Bath & Beyond on a Wednesday afternoon
Those are the mothers of the future. Tasteless, cultureless, raceless suburban scum.

>>129919769
Nope, sorry. She does live in a coastal city, though.

If I ever have kids, they'd be Marcus or Jordan (male) and Sarah (female)

>>129916260
the little girl from despicable me was called Agnes

>>129917906
If you have another daughter, name her Rylai (Crystal Maiden, Lina's sister). That would be cute.

>>129920114
they may be "le strong based warrior name" but they're also overused and boring as shit.

>>129919182
Type what out? An opinion that contradicts the OP? The name has been a thing for a long while, not some new age yuppy bullshit. Suck my fat white cock, shitskin.

>>129920439
You're named after a bunch of spear-chucking savages lol

Thoughts on Hector?

>>129920433
i agree with you that long roman/greek names like "constantine" or "octavian" are cringy, but at least they're not bland, forgettable "peter" tier.
if you're an anglophone, then i recommend you name your kid something short, strong, and not too common but not too rare either. that's why i suggested "craig"; i think that fits perfectly.

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>>129919311
And you sound like a 3rd worlder with a basic grasp of English.

>>129915736
Because all the retarded 16 year old cunts having kids these days are unoriginal and thing Jaydyn, Bryden and La'Draymend are unique

>>129920317
Ah no prob, well there's at least one other Calder in the world.

>>129920661
lol people aren't going to bother to say the full "romulus," they're just going to call him "rom" or "romy"

>>129912052
>old testament names like Noah, Levi

yeah that would be my sister

>>129920433
But they're not strong warrior names, they're short and strong names. No fucking kidding they're overused, there's 7 billion people on the planet, and hundreds of millions of Americans. This is not a justification for giving your son some faggy fucking name from a dead empire that will just make him stick out as a nerd.

Your son is better off named Frank, Thomas, Adam, David, Joshua, Greg, Michael, Johnathan, or Wesley than some fagass shit like "Tiberius" or "Constantine".

>>129918436
I'm sorry your parents don't love you

>>129912052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

>>129920629
I'll take that, as well as your scalp. What are you named after? Some faggot your overweight bulldyke mommy saw on Ellen?

>>129916148
Ayden is Irish.

>>129920821
>la'draymend
you're like a little baby
watch this

>BRODERICK DAQUAN LESHAWN DEANDRE
>TANISHA IMANI SHAQUAYSHA JAZMEEN

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>>129918980
my sisters 5 month old girl is named dakota

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>>129919484

>naming your child after a figure in a Semitic book that
True European names will be something along the lines of:

Harald
Rorik
Bernhard
Magnus

>>129920988
as i said, i agree those long-ass roman emperor names sound retarded. but it doesn't hurt to have a little history either. julius doesn't sound bad, and it's the name of one of the most powerful men of his time.

>>129921360
>true European names
>Not Abdul, Mohammed, or Ali

>>129916397
benjamin buttfuck

>>129919111
Beaners are subhumans so that really doesn't bother me, plus it gives me a reason to fight one.

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>>129912052
What about names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. THOSE WERE OUR TOUGHEST NAMES!!

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>>129917906
>My daughter is called Lina after the Dota hero.
Oh my fucking God.

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who else /Samuel/ master race?

>>129921796
implying the nicknames weren't
ben gay
ben dover
bareback ben

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>>129921276
I WILL NOT FUCKING BUY SKYRIM VR AND SWITCH EDITION YOU LIAR FUCK DO YOU UNDERSTAND??

Nigger tier
>Cameron
>Dakota

Numale tier
>Kyle
>Dylan
>Jamie
>Alex

Jew tier
>Benjamin
>Jacob

King tier
>Edward
>John
>George
>James
>William
>Richard

Libtard snowflake names.

>>129921185
might as well be niggerish like jayden, for all it'd change

>>129912052
>Carl
100% cuck name

>>129922215
> Edward

That's a weak cuck name.

Few syllables as possible for men. Scott, Dan, Rob, Tom, Jack, Tony, Vinny, Nicky, Bobby, Chuck, Jimmy, etc. You autistic faggots naming your sons shit like Friedrich, Julius, and Charlemagne aren't making your kids strong, you're making sure everyone knows you're a pretentious faggot and your kid will be an isolated school shooter cuck just like the Jaden, Jordan, and Dylan's of the world.

>tfw name is Jake
Strong, masculine, slayer tier name. I will pass it on to the first male progeny I am blessed with.

>>129915615
Carlos here. I usually go by Chucky.

>>129914945
John isn't the best name, but it's pretty respectable. Why on earth would they throw around names like Jaden?

>>129922378
Thoughts on Peter for a guys name?

>not naming your kid chad for good luck

Only biblical classics like Michael, David, John are acceptable.

>>129914945

Yeah, same shit happened to me when my wife was pregnant. Everyone was throwing meme names at my wife and I, like I was naming a Harry Potter character. Even my own parents suggested terrible names. We ignored that shit and decided on timeless and respectable names for our kids, feels good.

If your name is Matt, just kill yourself. Men named Matt are universally shit.

>>129916318
That's because it's, as anon said, 'the most timeless name ever'.

whenever you're think of a baby name consider what it would be like to be 60-70 years old and have that name.
If you can't imagine yourself calling for your child to come downstairs with that name, you probably shouldn't name your child that.
If your baby name is annoying/long/weird to say, people will likely try to give your child by a nickname just to avoid saying the full name.
Generally baby names shouldn't be longer than 3 syllables or shorter than 3 letters.

>>129915734
I like where yer heads at lad. I'll get ye some rum when we be on shore leave.

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>>129922378
Calling a grown man "Jake" is awkward. Literally a 10 year old's name.

Do you still spike your hair up?

>>129912052
>Muhammad
>nu-male or cuck name
I don't know what you're talking about familam

>>129916971
Poor people usually trend after normalish names rich people do. This influx of biblical names is just because the kikes had a bunch of babies.

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>>129922378
>tfw name is Ian

>>129916730
I have a Persian friend named Arian. Good friends with a Ben who was an actual aryan, funnily enough.

my name is Nicholas
a fine traditional name

>Introduce myself as Nicholas
>people call me Nick or Nicky
>sorry but I seem to remember saying my name is Nicholas, not sure where you got those from

>>129919484
Calder Cob?, he still didn`t believe i killed the Wolf Master.

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>>129922487
solid name.

>daughters
Tatiana
Olga
Irina
...
Elizabeth

>sons
Dimitri
Andrej
Alexander
Nikolaj
...
Gilbert
Frederich
Siegfried

>>129917746
>tfw my son is gonna be named Xenophon

>>129922949
I'll call you Nonce or Nobby instead then?

Names are earned, half-pint.

>>129922949
>name with more than two syllables
you deserve it, nicky

Or Adolf

>>129922949
your name is annoying to fully pronounce. people are lazy and you should blame your parents for not considering this.

I sold the rights to a big corporation so that they could name my kid. Also got some free soft drinks out of the deal. The contract expires soon though so I am looking into a new deal hopefully with a telecom giant. I am a big Pro Sports fan btw.

>>129923179
You are retarded don't fuck his life up because of your autism

>>129921360
>Magnus
good choice

>>129918204
Upper teir name.

is anyone named Chad?

>>129923179
no one is going to make the effort to say "xenophon" every time. your kid's nickname is gonna be "zee."

>>129921126
My name is Eric

>>129915170
Just don't buy him a jeep.

>>129920988
>Wesley

Nice try Wes. Your name is a shit

>>129914945
John is a faggot name.

>>129922378
>This is what Jakes actually believe
I've met enough of you to know that you're all tryhard faggots.

>>129922378
lol

My Mom wanted to name me "Zach" or "Jacob." Thank God my uncles intervened.

>>129922768
hello my fellow masterrace

>>129922949
>insists on being called Nicholas, every single time
>not embracing based Nick

Was it autism?

>not making up a new, completely unheard of name
I'm liking Jadge what do you guys think

Son : Cormac Louis
Daughter: Augusta Patricia

No as crazy about the female name, I'd call her august, but it reminds my wife of Faulkner.

Plz r8 no h8

Males:
Alcides
Bradley
Carson
Elisha
Maximilian

Females:
Blanca
Milena
Ingrid
Rosalina
Amelia

>>129924183
Jad is cool

>>129920433
Except most classical antiquity names are god-teir:
>Julius
>Marcus
>Hadrian
>Charles
>Leo
>Dominic
>Claude

Jacob
Michael
Ethan
Joshua
Daniel
Christopher
Anthony
William
Matthew
Andrew
Emily
Isabella
Emma
Ava
Madison
Sophia
Olivia
Abigail
Hannah
Elizabeth

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>>129923412
Forgot pic

>>129924367
like Francis and Julian?

For my sons:
Arthur
Jonas
Lukas
Calvin
Peter

Girls:
Helena
Eleanor
Katharine
Madeleine
Scarlett

I've got more, but these are my top five for both genders.

>>129915483
Alex is too overused. I remember at one time having 4 Alexes in a single classroom when I was 12.

>>129924638
>Madeleine

don`t go to Portugal.

>>129924497
Julius includes Julian I guess. Francis is a great name though, forgot that one.

>>129924209
Louis and Patricia are fine, other names are terrible. Don't give your kid a dorky pretentious name. You owe it to them.

>>129924441
Good name taste.

>>129924638
Jonas is a boy band name, Scarlett is a whore name, the rest are good.

>>129924209
Augusta is disgusta
Patricia WILL be shortened to "Pat" or "Patty" by people
Switch "Cormac" and "Louis." The name Cormac has been claimed by Cormac McCarthy and is probably what most people will think of when they hear it.

>>129922431
I knew a guy named Jesus and everybody called him Chuy

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>>129919035
There's nothing wrong with having a little class.

>>129924441
>Ava
>Olivia
I work at a daycare, and we have five Avas and four Olivias

What do you think of these, with my surname on?

>Male
Marcus Aurelius Foxhead
Lucas J Foxhead
Cato A Foxhead

>Female
Faith V Foxhead

>>129912052

I was supposed to be named Levi.

Which is strange, because neither of my parents are religious. At all.

>>129915483
Boring names are for people with interesting last names.

>>129924086
>>129923323
>>129923204
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>129923200
my name means victory of the people, and I have done my part to earn my name! I have broken up my sister with her boyfriends TWICE once it was a black guy and once it was an egyptian muslim

I do what needs to be done to ensure a free safe society!

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>>129918436

My brother named his son Javier because of javier bardem

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>>129912052
As a Liam (Will, William, Bill) myself I am offended. Also Dakota is a fine name for a woman. Those other names are retarded though.

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>using your children's names to virtue signal your shitty autistic /pol/ beliefs
this is why islam is winning

>>129914596

Luxx sounds like a pornstar name

>>129912052
My son is named Liam and he's already more manly than everyone on this board.

>>129925077
Cato would be cute when he's little, but not so much when he gets older. Marcus Aurelius is a bit much. Faith and Lucas are great, though.

in gook countries like my weeabae nippon they say the nail who stands out gets hammered down

>>129912052
Next gen names
>laqueesha brown
>Lamarius Jackson
>Deshebille black

>>129920154
You, sir, have good taste.

hey thats rude, my name is liam

Some other names:

Girls:
Imogen
Violet
Eliza
Norah
Emilia

Boys:
Theodore
Leo
Adrian
Henry
Vincent

Will be using Beatrice and Charles as middle names at some point to honor my paternal grandparents.

>>129915964
>carl sounds jewish
That's and old nordic and german name.

William/Wilhelm and all its variants is the absolute best name. Germanic instead of Semitic, timeless and stylish. Debate me faggots

>>129925870
Billy boy.

>>129912052
Gonna name my son Arthur and daughter Ann after my mother.

>>129918980
this board is shit now and its because of you

Weston is based name literally means of the West, Evan is a good name too

Ernest, Herman, Carl, Albert, or Edmund sound like ugly old nerds.

Logan, Liam, Ashton, Spencer, and Levi sound like hot chads.

henlo speppy

t. henley speppo

god I hate these people who just have to make up new names every generation.

you know what my names are, the same as my grandfather, and his grandfather, and his grandfather, back to at least 1699 (which is how far back Ive been able to trace my family), although I was lucky in this regard since I turned out to be the first born son of the first born son of the first born son....

But even for other children, my uncle has his mothers fathers name, my other uncle has my grandfathers second name as a first name and his great grandfathers name as a second.

why the fuck do you need to think up new names?

>>129912052
>strong
>Herman

Nah

>>129925870
Germanic names are top tier.glad my dad didnt give me a jew name.

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>>129912052

When I have a son i'm going to name him Hercules. He's going to be chad thundercock while ur sons are going to be questioning their own gender indentity.

>>129922215
Sorry, I think you're confused.. Alexander is a King/Czar/Emperor/Pharaoh tier name.

>>129924638
>Arthur
my name

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In order to integrate better I think it's better to give indigenous names to our children in Europe.

Boy
Mohamed
Mahmoud
Saif
Aziz

Girl
Fatima
Aisha
Safya
Maryam

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Actually there's a meme here, about all single mothers are naming their child Enzo Gabriel. Why? No one knows, but if you types "mãe do enzo gabriel" or "mamãe do enzo gabriel" on Twitter you will find a endless pool of single mothers.

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>>129912052
>>129916577

They want to be different, just like everybody else

>>129917911
I am Justin.
Will you pronounce it "hoo-stee-nee-ah-no"

>>129918980
Zach is often mocked as a cuckold name and I don't know why.
>t. Zach

>>129925748
you could spell Emilia as Amelia, looks less repetitive
Norah has been claimed by Norah Jones, sadly. Imogen has also been claimed.
Vincent is nice
also have nicknames prepared for children whose names are long to say like theodore

>>129926919
try Zack

>>129926789
Try it yourselves, you will not regret. Actually, when you see a bananaflag, you can call him Enzo Gabriel, pretty offensive these days

I need names that are both Irish and Hindi without being too cringy. So far I've got Tara and Rohan, though Rohan would strictly be a middle name.

>>129924209
Speaking from experience, everyone will call her Pat, which is a dog name, or Trisha, which is a whore name. And Augusta is a patently ridiculous first name, go look up the city in Georgia and really ask yourself if you want your daughter associated author that trainwreck

>>129926972
I've once tried out being called Zac but it died down quickly. I guess I could try it again. All my life I've spelt my name Zach though. Zak is degeneracy though.

>>129925077
What the fuck kind of name is Foxhead? Jew?

I named my children "Amelia" and "Alexander."

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>>129912052
>Luxx
>Lux
>"Light" in Latin
>queer

>>129926843
are noctua CPU coolers the meme of air-cooled PC builds, or are they popular because they deserve to be?

>>129926953
Definite no to Amelia. I know an Amelia and she's a bitchy lefty slut. I don't care that much about celebrities sharing the same name, since I'm not naming my kids Miley or Britney or Misha.

>>129919677

found the nigger

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Female
Elaina (Elaine)
Elena (Elen, Elle)
Lillian
Lucille (Lucy)
Natalie

Male
Isaac
Lucien
Peter
Yorick
Yves
>be hones

>>129927578
No one cares who you know.

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>>129912052

Can /pol/ experts tell me Is Stellan a nu-male cuck name for a kid?

>>129927578
>I know an Amelia and she's a bitchy lefty slut.
holy shit, me too.

>>129912052
>(((Old Testament names)))

When i eventually get children, i'd name a son Erik, while i like the names Freja and Victoria for a daughter.

>>129927667
Elena > Elaina
Yorick and Yves are names that will get your child bullied (unless you live in a really French area of Canada, in which case Yves might be normal).
All the other names are great. Lillian and Lucien would be good for a pair of twins.

>>129912052
What does pol think of the name Finley? My family are Irish so they gave me a mick name

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>>129917906
>tfw no natsoc doto stack

>>129914945
John is a good name

>>129927667
l'escargot baguette charcuterie
also do you say "igloo" instead of "chug it" or "down it"?
because this quebec person i knew said that's what you do.

>>129927701
I could not, in good conscience, give my child a name that also belongs to someone I despise.

>>129912052
>Ernest, Herman, Albert, or Edmund

None of those names sound manlier than the Old Testament ones you listed. The Bible names aren't bad at all, neither are the non-pagan European names.

>>129925805
Karl is aryan. Carl is for anglo cucks.

>>129925276
By virtue signalling their arabic heritage and belief in the death cult of islam by naming their kids Muhammad?

>>129921360

Yeah because John, Peter (Latin Name!) or James are wrong because a Slovak wannabe Nordicuck says so...

Fuck off.

You either give your children traditional or symbolic names from your own family or you resort to name them after the greats in YOUR history that you want your children to more or less follow.

I am named after a strange odd name and my second name is of Hebrew origin (Christian).

By age three I demanded my parents stop give stupid names to my younger brother.

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I named my daughter Charlotte, but call her Char for short.

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>Older Swedish names: Harald, Gunnar, Håkan, Ragnar, Sven
>Neo-Cuck "Swedish" names: Oscar, Marcus, Jonathan, Sebastian

>>129912052
who /Alex/ here
>tfw kinda wanna go by Alexander but it's a bit fucking late now that i'm 23

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>>129925805
>>129928280
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL

>>129928302
i would have said "by actually believing in something greater than themselves instead of just insisting on germanic names as a piss-poor substitute for actual cultural heritage" but yeah i think you get the idea

>>129928658
Don't worry, names are like cyclical fads. They'll come and go, but will eventually one day become popular again for some time.

>>129912052
who /Jacob/ here?

what are your opinions on Jacob?

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My name's Konrad. R8 and H8

>>129928038
I'll join you if you can handle 1.9k mmr

>>129928685
Get a job. Introduce yourself as Alexander. There, fixed.

>>129927390
No, I'm from a white Persian family that took on the name when they fled the revolution.

>>129927792
is this supposed to be a boy name? all i see is "stella"

Biorr of the Twin Fangs
Yurt the Silent Chief
Sage Urbain
Scirvir The Wanderer.

>>129926693
Back to your cuckshed Alex

>>129912052
>Bible names are feminine
>Liam is feminine
It means resolute protector.

>>129928970
Idk where you're from but muslims here basically just dress like typical millennials and engage in normalfag clubbing culture as soon as they reach drinking age.

Having seen how the power of degeneracy, drugs and alcohol can destroy a people like the aboriginals, I think the west is "winning™" by destroying islam with degenerate behaviours.

>>129912052
>Liam
Liam is a good old-fashioned Irish name

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>>129923780
>UN flag

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who /Constantine/ here?

>>129912052
> Brixlee

What the fuck kind of name is that?

>>129914745
my grandfather's name was Ernst lol

>>129926737
Honestly is a top tier male name, holy shit if I have a son it's perfect

>>129912052
This annoys me so much. It's like somewhere around 1997 people started to name their children after drinking a bottle of Ipecac filled with letter vermicelli. Your pic is very aptly chosen, it's just sheer arrogance combined with bovine stupidity. It does, however, make it very easy to pick out leftards, as (at least in NL) they have very specific gay names like Merel, Sterre and Sem. Tokkies can also be easily recognised by names like Lorenzo, Sharon, Kimberly, Davy and Roberto

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>Not naming your son Augustus

>>129925748
Henry is such a classic name, I'm sad it's shitty names like Brayden and Aiden and Jayden and Kayden and J'mequeous are the standard archetypes. Where did these awful names even come from

>>129929970
wait, i thought the aboriginals were genetically inferior rock-worshiping subhumans! are you implying that they were corrupted by the """culture""" of the white settlers? crikey!
(also, this is my "real flag")

>>129930842
does Marius count?

>>129930921
Bonus points for naming your daughter Martini.

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>tfw jew name
>not a jew, name sounds pretty cool desu
>girls usually react with ”what a nice name, i like it”

My name's Matei, it's the Romanian form of Matthew (or the jewish Mattan).

Although its a biblical name, Im actually fond of it and changing it would just be insulting towards my parents who love me and raised me well. Also i think it's one of the few biblical names that sounds cool in most languages (mattson, mattias, mateo, mitja, although im not sure the finnish Mitja is related)

i wonder what Varg's parents thought when their child changed his name to fucking ”wolf”

>>129919620
>Sephi(((ROTH)))

HHMMMMMMMMMMM

>>129931376
They probably thought "well, at least he's not gay".

>>129922809
>implying persians aren't white

>>129931479

sephiroth is deff jewish, it's in the Sephiroth Arch/tree of the jewish kabbalah

or maybe they like final fantasy lol

>>129931165
Depends who you ask, mate. I mean sure objectively speaking they didn't make any decent tools, weapons, shelters etc but I'm not pretending they didn't have a culture.

They were unprepared for the attractiveness and addictive quality of booze and drugs. I am suggesting that muslims are not as courageous of heart or belief as you're implying, and the more of them that come to western countries, the more of them that will stop giving a fuck about jihad and get absorbed by the bland multicultural capitalist machine.

>>129922378

>Born in '83
>Named Jordan
>Make you my bitch
>????
>PROFIT!

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>>129912052
Thinking about Antonio if it's boy and Ursula if it's a girl.

>>129927583
Nah not at all. He's named after Johnny Cash.

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>>129916730
How's it going jontron? You don't make videos anymore? Or just keeping your head down until the storm blows over?

>>129916260

https://youtu.be/R6qFG0uop9k

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B-but I like being named after a truck, nobody has ever said my name sounded bad before. Brb killing self

>>129932151
>ghost vore
How the hell would that work?

>>129919620
He's 11 years old now. Time flies.

>>129912052
I have a baby on the way. Gonna name her guinevere.

>>129928235
Biblical names are an extremely huwhite tradition. imo 3-4 syllabic first names combined with 1-2 syllabic surnames are top tier. >>129922378
The name Jake screams faggot, very juvenile . Also most of the names you listed are boomer-cuck tier.

>>129933010
Episode 13 of Little Witch Academia.

>>129933135
Good name.