Its habbenign yellowstine seismic activity points to 39 eart

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>>129856331
Wake me up when jews die

Does this mean flats in USA will become cheap at least? I always wanted to buy one in case of nuclear war in Europe.

>>129856331
Yellowstone is getting real sick & tired of all these exploding muslims

>>129856331
How many is normal for 24hrs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPyKiCxZkTo

>>129856331
digits for big boom

>>129856463
>Pfft, that's nothing. Let me show you how it's done

>>129856457
There will be no USA, friendo

>>129856331

Not happening. Was not happening the last 5 times this came up and will not happen today.

>>129856331
Pls be white

>>129856331
It means comiefornia will be blown out, isn't it?

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>>129856331
>Yellowstone
>Happening

Yea nah it's not happening
Yellowstone happenings have become as stale as NK happenings, because nothing fucking happens

I'll be looking forward to the next yellowstone """happening"""" within a couple of months from now

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>YET
>ANOTHER
>YELLOWSTONE
>THREAD

KYSSSSSSS, THE FLAG IS YOU

>>129858841
>I'll be looking forward to the next yellowstone """happening"""" within a couple of months from now
See you in September

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Sucks to suck, rest of America.

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>>129856331

UK has been supplying all the happenings lately, time for the US to take the baton.

>>129858943
See you in September Soros

>>129858948
>tfw I'm in Miami
Holy fuck, for once living in this shit hole is worth it.

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>>129859203
Damn right it is

>>129856405
Explain this picture please finland, thanks.

>>129858948
Mexicans will build and pay the wall lol

>>129856331
Stop trying to put human 'happenings' on a super-volcano. It could be thousands of years before it blows. They operate on a different time scale.

>>129856331
>>129853804

>>129858814

Winds going the other way, commiefornians are the only ones who will be relatively unscathed

>>129856331
>yellow(((stine)))

what did he mean by this?

>>129858814
It means the entire humanity is blown up if the whole potential of yellowstone is activated.

Finally. Time to reset the Americas and colonize them correctly this time

>>129856331
Saturn is in opposition?
Sun one side, Saturn directly opposite,
Causes earthquakes, thus Greece yesterday and Papa this morning

>>129856936
38 or so

>>129856331
>http://quake.utah.edu/earthquake-center/quake-map
>last quake was two weeks ago
what are you smoking

Redpill me on yellowstone, who dies?

>>129856331
i wonder what the jews did this time

>>129860639
You do, painfully.

>>129858948
The beautiful green hills of my land will not give a fuck. Bye California!

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Just as foretold

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>>129860328
If im not woken up by a loud explosion that wipes out at least the west coastI am not going to be very happy.

>>129860639
Most of continental USA, but the rest of the world goes into a multi year winter and dies of famine

>>129860716
Thanks Somalia

>>129860639
most of america..ash falls in NYC...global warming reversed

>>129856331
>check news
>only this article pops up
t.rabbi for clicks

>>129860639
Anywhere from people who have it coming to literally everyone.

>>129860639
It depends a lot on the jet stream, assuming there still in a jet stream with that much debris in the air

>>129860856
kek

>>129860639

Just Americans but not all of them , there will be survivors in the east coast

Europeans are safe, anyone who says otherwise is just going on with the typical y2k/mayans/agw doomsday quakery that has existed since the beginning of humanity

So, just another day then? Cool
Sage

>>129856331
(((Yellowstine)))

See you in September

>>129861313
Randy go away

>>129856331
it does this from time to time yes, no need for alarm get some sleepy guys. you guys feelin sleepy? dont talk about this. Talk about the flags look at mine, am I distracting enough. They told me if I stay here and troll you all I get my family on one of the last arks going into the mountains before the eruption begins. Just look into the light when the cracking sound begins. You will hear it in Europe.

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>>129860720
why post that shitty sign instead of the true happening

>>129856331
Oh, sorry about that, I was in a tent doing your mom.

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>>129861078
What's wrong, kiddo?
Wake up on the wrong side of your mom this morning?

>>129859428
It's also devastating for the entire planet. Wait till volcanic winter "forces" us into community and altruism. It's the perfect excuse for a communist takeover they obviously want.

>>129856936

5 or 6
not 39 in last 2 days ...

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>>129856331
This is it boys!

>yellowstone erupts
>finally the end of the Eternal Yank (and leaf)

Finally!

YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW
>have geologists mates in America
>they are involved in a massive effort to relocate flora and fauna from the park
>can't locate any of the parks zebra
>ground is swelling and lightning can be seen coming out of vents at night
It's not looking good guys.

>>129856331
KEK IS RISING

>>129862925
Evidence or it never happen

>>129862977
i had enough of you faggot ass reddiors, please go fucking die I've fucking had it, i will locate your family and brutally sodomize your wife and kids with a dildo i stole from a homless man. I swear i hope you get anally raped by the muslim truck of peace. you dumb fucking nigger. i will steal all of your rice and buy poprocks and put them both in a coke bottle and ram it up your ass cunt. just so you know kekifaggots need to leave now

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>2017 is supposed to be the year a "new age" is ushered in
>it's gonna be a new fucking Ice Age
strewewth

>>129862925
>ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND
the fuck is a geological second?
Did the phrase "geological time" confuse you?

This is literally nothing, just the tectonic plates scratching their ass

A lot of small earthies mean that all the accumulated energy was liberated in a small doses. There won't be a Megathing

>>129864118
>>129864284

sieg heil
we all know better in argentina, right?

The fish went away.

Not in the lakes anymore.

Why the fuck do I have to share this shitty board with this kind of attention-seeking, no-life autists? What did I ever do to deserve this?

>>129865594

yeah whan the shjit hits the fan hopefully spanic race is going down first, to quiet the blood hungry demon

>>129856331
it's actually overdue.
if it goes off, that could be the end of the USA.

>>129858564
we'll be moving to Russia.
cool huh?
we can be neighbors.

>>129860598
this

>>129860751
at least justice would be made. survivors would be able to start over

>>129856331
Micro quakes are not shit

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ITT: retards
If that caldera erupted, a bunch of irrelevant states would be BTFO, some ash would bother other mostly irrelevant states, but civilization as a whole would be fine.

>live just outside Boston
>probably wouldn't even notice
>mfw

Also if you think that the USA would just be a smoldering crater after the eruption, just use google for me one time.

>>129867563
US food production would be gone. You wouldnt see much ash, but you'd have to grow all your own food or get it from overseas.

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>>129858948
>1000mm = 1 meter

just fucking wade through it seriously, make a giant 'bong' in california using sea water to filter the ash from the atmosphere.
we make nuclear reactors and moon rockets, ash wont be a problem lol.
worse case scenario you will have to wear a dust mask for a few days..

>>129856331

The USA government has been using polar ice to cool off yellowstone supervolcano. this is why so called climate warming happens.

>>129860606
Kek

>>129858948
the breadbasket is fucked

>>129867711
That's true, but we'd be able to import food no problem, since the US can simply pay more than other countries.

>>129863997
Hyperborea 2.0 bitches

>>129856331
>Its habbenign yellowstine

Schlomo Yellowstine /ourguy/?

That's just a thing that happens sometimes. Earthquakes sometimes set off a bunch of little earthquakes. Not aftershocks something else, but it's normal. The geyser activity at yellowstone is probably more an indication than the earthquakes. The geysers still say we're fucked though. Well not me. I'm on the East coast planning for life in the wasteland afterwards. All you people in the middle of America and on the west coast are fucked though.

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>>129856405

If I was a cow, I'd want to be kosher too, look how much fun it's having.

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>>129856331
Posting in rare thread

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What is this?

>>129856331
lets pray for the end times brethren

YELLOWSTONE AWAKE

>>129872777
Uuuuuh
7/7/17 confirmed.

>>129870751
>sell us food
>no
>[autistic starving]

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>>129872777

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>>129872777

oh praise the KEK, he has spoken! Yellowstone will be awake! Niggers have disturbed the natural balance and now instead of god sending flood, he shall send ashen winters and molten rock falling from the sky. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

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>>129872777
Begone terrible trips. Quads have the power to stop volcanic eruptions.

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>>129858814

>>129858656
They're trying to trigger it with HAARP. Give it time.

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>>129872777
>>129873355

I am ready. Lets do this

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>>129856331
>WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER......

>>129856331

wrong, this is normal.

back in 2007 there was a swarm of over 500 quakes at yellowstone, in less than a week.

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I WANNA BELIEVE
But you happening yards always leave me blue balling.

>>129876410
>yards
>yards
>yards
>yards
>yards
>yards

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>>129860751
>multi year winter
Fimbulwinter coming!

>>129858814
It means that life on this planet is doomed.

>>129875752
>design a device solely used for sticking up butts
>act like its just for experimentation

man, aliens are faggots now that I think about it. couldnt you just collect DNA samples?

>>129856331
Nah, a real volcano happening may occur on the Chinese,North Korean border.

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>>129878402

nono we give the dna samples

>>129856331
>Yellowstone erupts
>Americans flee to Europe via boats
>they bring all their guns and freedom with them
Remove Kebabs

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>>129872777

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>>129856331
I actually checked the link and it's fucking nothing

>>129867801
meanwhile all vehicle and transportation must cease as they can't function in conditions caused by suspended ash in atmosphere...
When food runs out that's when the fun begins.

>>129856457
They won't just be cheap, they'll be free once society collapses

>>129872777
>http://quake.utah.edu/earthquake-center/quake-map
Fuck...here we go. Praise Kek

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>>129856331

No need to fear...

Its just Mother Earth using her stone magic dissolving the rock inbetween the magma and the surface. She'll get it to break through soon enough.

It causes little quakes here and there when the rock collapses and gets pulverized.

>>129862925

There's zebras in Yellowstone??

>>129879914
In fact the Flats will be completely Flat since having at least a foot of volcanic ash dropped on them will... make them flat.

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Confirmed NOT HAPPENING. This is over 2 weeks you dumb bastards

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>>129856331
Yellowstone is that you?

>>129858841
This.

>>129880588
he's larping

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>>129879619
>>129867801

When the rain hits it, it becomes liquid concrete.

Also even if the dispersion is lighter (down to about 1 inch as far as alabama)... thats all over everything and the wind will pick it up. Drive a car and you'll kick up a giant rooster tail of ash dust right behind you... there wont be any vehicle movement at all.

And with that much ash around, its quite abrasive, you'll get rugburn from it and it'll kill you from inhalation too.

This shit will not simply go away... when it comes to other volcanic eruptions the ashfall from them gets washed somewhere else and spread out. But this shit will be everywhere.

Also major rivers will overflow their banks because they'll literally get filled up with ash runoff, making them alot shallower, and they will overflow their levees.

>>129869027

you mean thoroughly replenished?

Furthermore, everytime the yellowstone caldera has erupted it's been an order of magnitude smaller than it's previous eruption. The next eruption will be a HUGE nothing burger

>>129872777
Shit gone woke. Special on ashburgers coming.

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funny thing about global disaster is that all ill people taking meds will die in a 1-2 year due to lack of constant supply of drugs
like diabetes or asthmatics wich is about 50% of usa population

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>>129860606

>>129862977
Ch-checked

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>>129856331

Hydrogen Bombs were part of a program that would be used to "Cap" Yellowstone.

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

>>129856331
Hopefully it's that super volcano, scientists have been warning that it might erupt. Fortunately /pol/ disregards anything that's science so there's no reason for worry.

>>129861804
another happening that will be nothing

there is much in revelation that has to happen before the second coming

and that passage about the woman in heaven and the dragon came to pass long ago

>>129872777
theres much too much left to be fullfilled in revelation for that to happen yet

>>129880518

>end times

>kek

wrong team

every 2 weeks or so this thread pops up, and everytime it doesnt errupt. maybe this time we will be luckier

>>129861072
yeah ignore the famine and global economic crisis

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>Yellowstone erupts covering America in ash.
>The eruption causes San Andreas to have The Big One.
>California breaks off and drifts out into the Pacific.
>The large land mass breaking off creates a vacuum effect and sucks all of the ash with it leaving Cali as Mordor island while the remaining continent is ash free

>>129864118
Ten thousand years

>>129888888

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>>129856331

its 7am today and 7 quakes already ez fellas
int not gonna blow hard....is it

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>129859422
To make the meat kosher they have a rabbi and a diffrent way killing the cow

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But I planned on moving from PA to Montana, goddamnit.

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>>129872777
KEK WILLS IT

>>129856331
hope it blows so I can finally die

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Think we can get antifa to march on the fault line with #resistyellowstone?

You guys say this shit every fucking month
They'll tell you when it's about to burst. Chill out

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>>129880865
Last 2 days at YS

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>>129858948
Living in Austin never felt so nice.

>>129856331

Oh look, it's that time of year for 30 of these threads every day.

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>>129856405
Cow be like

>>129881289
Also doesn't ash and water create NAOH over time? Plants can't grow in caustic as fuck soil.

>>129856331
It's habbening XD
Fuck off

>>129856331
This is because of Drumpf's rhetoric

>>129856331

maybe that dam will finally burst too

>>129858948

I feel this needs further explanation. I mean, is 10mm of ash bad or what?

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>>129859056
You brits are worthless. We will show you how its done.

Also, "Yellowstone", it's racist.

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>>129894055
>>129872777
>>129873355
>>129862977

wake me up bros

>>129893960
Ya

tfw when living in Michigan and probably fucked

Wyoming reporting in, I live about 3 hours from Yellowstone.

S'all quiet here boys.

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>>129894516
ppppht

>>129894948
2 close 4 comfort

>>129895022
Eh, fuck it. I'm gonna die some day anyways, might as well go out in the glory of the world's largest volcano.

>>129894055

CHECKED

BRING ON THE END TO THIS WHOLE MESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F20IeFnG8w

this is a nonhappening
>a bunch of small nonexistant earthquakes
this is to happen
>large earthquakes
>big region shakes
And THIS is to HAPPEN EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>massive earthquakes, volcano erupts

>>129879286
This. We will accept most refugees, but "liberals" can go to Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Somalia so you can live your dream of a world without white people.

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>>129860328
finally

>>129872777

Checked and witnessed. America is fucked yo. Kek wills it. Omg.

Yellowstone awake!

>>129861934
rekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkktttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>129886275

kek please... let it be so.

I-I just wish this one time, this one time, this happening came true.

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>>129860328

I'm so blackpilled the utter and total annihilation of all life on earth is my only last wish.

>>129856331
It's my homie Cthulu

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>>129858948
>Boise 200 mm ash
well fuck my shit up senpai

if anyone was wondering which hebrew year we have right now. it's 5777 that means the messiah will arrive and shit will get real in the next months

>>129901678
The messiah has already come and gone, kike

>>129901792
tell me more, kike

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>>129901678
messiah arrives in 6000?

>>129872777
YELLOWSTONE AWAKE

>>129872777
you said it brother, AWAKE!

>>129856331
Yellowstone gets a lot of seismic activity.

>>129872777
Let's bring 3 days of Darkness
And many more of the famine that will come afterwards

>>129858814
so this guy was right after all

https://youtu.be/kdZ157gQ7B0

>>129902798
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE :((((((

>>129904110
he successfully predicted earthquake before

What will we do when millions of american rapefugees start arriving at Europe?

>>129856331
lots of small quakes is the opposite of happening.

You need fewer large quakes.

>>129858948
Jew York here.
Looks like Gods chosen people wiggle their way out of another one.

>>129856331
THE ULTIMATE REDPILL THAT WILL CLEANSE THE EARTH

PRAISE!

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>>129856331

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>>129856331

>>129904995

no homo tho
17 earthquakes before breakfast today

>>129905333
î hate this flag choice bullshit.

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>>129905333
>Implying earthquakes never happen, especially around the area of a volcano

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AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE

>>129905333
It's normal. It's happened many times before

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>>129904424
I want to believe

>>129905933
Stop getting digits ffs

\o/

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>>129872777
>>129905333

What does it mean??

>>129856331
Maybe it'll trigger cascadia

If double I die please.

T

>>129856331
>Something is waking up.
Yea the earth's sex drive. Hshit's gonna blow it's giant steamy stinky load.

>>129904110

This is the face of /pol/.... autism

>>129856331
HAPPENING 2 DEAD..GONE POSTAL

>>129906876


>>129906876


>>129906876

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>>129872777

>777

Someone called meh?

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>>129861313
i member

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>>129872777
YELLOWSTONE AWAKE

I'M READY FOR CHEEKI BREEKI

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May God cleanse away the filth in our country with holy fire from the bowels of his Earth. Heretics and nonbelievers repent now or your souls will burn eternal once your bodies melt and chare from the unimaginable heat of the wrath from the lord

>>129908605

Gay

>>129860328
Good

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>>129905333
>>129905433
>>129905933

333+433+933= 1699

1699 was year of Cascadia earthquake
up in the west us coast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1700_Cascadia_earthquake

>>129907762
I'll never be able to look at her the same way again...

>>129856331
If singles it explodes tonight.

Digits and we are in for a happening!

>>129856331
My dad works at Nintendo and he says it wont erupt in our lifetime. Nothing to see here, move along.

if Digit s it happens TODAY

>>129910073

my dad is Emperor of Japan and says it will hapen within a week

>>129910168

tomorrow

>>129910320

this week

>>129910366

SHIT

Friday

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>>129910366

ʞǝʞ

>>129910443

Saturady

>>129910168
Check me out

>>129910489

Sunday

>>129910559

Monday

>>129910714

Tuesday

>>129910809

nest wednesday

>>129910881

*Next*

>>129856405
>>129859422
>>129890484
>>129872403
>>129892906

It's claimed that this was a merciful killing method, for the norms of 2500 years ago.

>>129910960

Happening cancelled

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>>129910881

oh look britbong overdosed again

>>129911073

Might aswell this thread is dead

You forgot thursday for US

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>>129872777
would you rather starve to death or be eaten by a horde of niggers?

>>129911230

Thursday for the US

>>129905265
why did you make me watch al of that?

>>129911303

Happening cancelled

>>129858948
god damnit, if this happens I'll need to learn the metric system to know what kind of ash heap I'm in.

>>129910809

oh shit time stamp :22

Tuesday it happens on Tuesday

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mfw I live in a volcano and quake free zone

>>129876774
autocorrect being a nigger again.
you can suck my asshole cum guzzling faggot

>>129872777
YOU FUCKING BASTARD

>>129863997
>new age
>even more Ice
Why can't the earth do something original for a change?

>>129872777
shadilay
kek's will be done

>>129856331

Western Rim and Mallard Lake dome both had swarms within 24 hours of each other. Magma chamber is getting way more active than past swarms over larger parts of the caldera.

Jelloshit

nope


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88j4k1Y4Fm2rq5I3QmLZjA

>>129860751

What happens to all the white people that wanted to set up their own ethno-state on top of the volcano. Will they be black after the volcano goes and have to leave?

>>129912550

you have bigger problems, kek


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r5IUNfksmc

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>>129856331
inb4 bewm

>>129884666
Okay, Satan.

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>>129872777
kek has spoken, yellowstone will erupt and send the U.S. into chaos, eventually leading to a civil war.

shadilay

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>>129894962

>>129908605
This

>>129872777
YELLOWSTONE AWAKE

PRAISE KEK

>>129856331
It will hapen tomorow at 13 o'clock

>>129915093
GMT, EST, CMT?

>>129858948

>PA
>1-3 inches of ash
>Literally shrug worthy and dealt with much worse in snow countless times.

BRING IT THE FUCK ON YELLOWSTONE YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH!

>>129915551
Volcanic ash is toxic as fuck. Get that shit in your lungs and it's like an instant asthma attack.

>>129886173
will it send us back to the 1000s? pls say yes

There is a real chemical attack happening since 2001, though you are too bluesheep to to get it

This place is asd braindead as its inhabitants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjJ3Ets4W68

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>>129856331

911 was inside job

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Oh look its nothing

>>129915283
yes

>>129915551
>1-3 inches
>inches
the key says mm, not in..

We know what would happen.

Yellow Stone would destroy the middle of America, and in the chaos our enemies would rain down nukes and invade to fully be rid of us. And no one would stop them because everyone hates America.

>>129912107
If Yellowstone erupts, it will most likely desintergrate the entire athmosphere in a few minutes. It's a full extinction scenario.

>>129915764

Okay, legitimate question:

So you wear a gas mask to prevent that.

>Is it toxic to your skin?
>Is it toxic to your soil?
>Wouldn't most of the sulfates and everything in the ash (assuming it has some of the same minerals from the volcano) actually nurture the soil to the point that if you rough out the mini-Ice Age you'll have immensely fertile soil to actually have plenty of growth and prosperity while repopulating America?

>>129916681
Source? Yellowstone has erupted multiple times over the course of life on earth without ending it.

>>129916697
how do you think that part of the U.S. became so fertile to begin with?

Why couldn't we just bulldoze the ash away from our farm lands and farm it again? How long will the sun be blocked after yellowstone? will it acid rain?

>>129872777
WITNESSED

The world will finally be delivered from (((America)))

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>>129915764

volcanic ash is actually a good fertilizer for plants to start over again

>>129856331
YES PLEASE.
I've been hoping for an asteroid to fuck us up, but this'll do fine.
End humanity, or at least shake it hard enough to wake us up.

>>129900204
that's just 8 inches pal

>>129870751
sell us food or get conquered

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>>129856331

shit is goin bananas bros

http://quake.utah.edu/research/special-events/ongoing-yellowstone-earthquake-swarm-north-of-west-yellowstone-mt

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>>129858723

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Lots of happenings and its not even officially summer, what a grand time to live and die.

>>129858948
Good thing my area will Ben UNSCATHED

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>>129918918
>gif
>not animated

>>129918918
>Earthquake swarms are common in Yellowstone
HAPPENING!

>>129920428

sure they are...
last happeend in....oh wait theres no record history of last one on the website

>>129920618
>Earthquake swarms are common in Yellowstone and, on average, comprise about 50% of the total seismicity in the Yellowstone region.

they sure do sound alarmed

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>Yellowstone erupts
>possibly triggers other volcanoes
>possibly triggers San Andreas and kills Commies
>gives us dank volcanic ash to grow loads of corn with
>current corn production levels are multiplied by the hundreds
>corn takes over the world

>>129856331
Yur dumb ass can't read maps even if it bit you in the butt. Those span 2 weeks you dipshit.

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>>129872777
This board used to love life. Now it's just a bunch of people who are disillusioned by anger. What happened /pol/?

>>129883485
t h i c c

>>129856331

>Be me
>Live in Utah

Well fuck me.

>>129885744
Hurr durr muh sky fairy book is reel

>>129895241

>kill us all because my life sucks

how about you just kill yourself

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if you weren't preparing for this then doom on you.

I love when habbenings happen.

>>129922337
I wish we would have a habbening. Nothing habbening lately.

>>129858385
>hold my beer

>>129910168
now

>>129921525

dumbshit merifat cant even read properly
> The swarm began on June 12th, 2017 and, as of 23:00 MDT on June 13th, 2017, is composed of 74 events with the largest magnitude of ML 3.2

>>129923622
>>129923622

SHITTTTTTTTT

>>129858948
>tfw New Jersey

Why can't it BTFO California ffs

>>129860741
please destroy california please destroy californiaplease destroy californiaplease destroy californiaplease destroy california

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August will our shit up

http://k2radio.com/wyoming-woman-claims-yellowstone-will-erupt-during-2017-solar-eclipse-videointerview/

https://gatekeeper1950.com/2015/10/21/possible-effects-of-aug-21-2017-total-eclipse-on-yellowstone/

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>>129921583
this was always a HAPPENING board the fuck you mean nigger?

>>129856331

IT WILL ERUPT IN 5 HOURS CONFIRMED

NEW THREAD
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>>129923266

>>129923266

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i want to believe

>>129856331
Please God, for all that is holy, make this time be real.