Why does no one here worship this beast of a man? >Cucked

>>129836973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g

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>based, wise, alpha
yes!
the thing is, Russia is full (was even more at his time) of like mined people, you just don't hear about them, and not just because they haven't accomplished the feats Rasputin did
its just a place where being based, wise, and alpha is the norm

>>129836973
>>Controlled Russia not for some organization or inner circle, but for himself and only himself.
and was killed for it, because uneducated person cannot rule
>>Monarchist.
Rasputin is perfect example of how monarchy doomed itself

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look at the thickness of his fingers.
he's must be packing serious girth.
no wonder the ladies loved him.

>>129836973
you forgot he is still venerated as a saint by the orthodox church

>>129841304
Don't forget he was 6'4.

>>129836973
>Romanoffs bows to Rasputtin
You know the drill

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>>129842130
This is Rasputin's monster cock.

>>129841304
>must be packing
he was
that's why they pickled his junk, its in a museum now

>>129841984
>he is still venerated as a saint by the orthodox church
Nope

>>129842300
Wonder how it tastes.
slice it fine, drizzle with olive oil and salt and pepper, some raw white onion and a glass of vodka.

prolly good.

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>>129842869
youre a fucking weirdo bud

>>129842305
Its actually a preserved sea cucumber

>>129836973
>wasnt a jew but exhibited all traits of one
>redpilled

Off to the chambers with you

>>129836973
Rasputin was the Alex Jones of his time.

>>129836973
>>Cucked the tsar's wife.
That would mean he fucked Nicholas, right?

>>129843239
Yeah, OP is a dumbass. No surprise there.

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>>129842869

>>129842869
>t. Armin Meiwes

He also participated in orgies

>>129839909
>>129836973
>Rasputin is perfect example of how monarchy doomed itself
>Controlled Russia not for some organization or inner circle, but for himself and only himself.

Rasputin advised the Tsar not to get involved in WW1, saying it would lead to the ruin of Russia and the Tsar.

>>129842300
>shown here next to a photograph for scale

He does have unbelievable eyes.

>>129844837
>Rasputin advised the Tsar not to get involved in WW1
Lolno, he said "iif your heart wish then you should do it", the shitton of people who told Tsar that war might destroy Russian Empire were fired "because Rasputin didn't liked them"

>When Rasputin expressed an interest in going to the front to bless the troops early in the war, the Commander-in-Chief, Grand Duke Nicholas, promised to hang him if he dared to show up there. Rasputin then claimed that he had a revelation that the Russian armies would not be successful until the Tsar personally took command. With this, the ill-prepared Tsar Nicholas proceeded to take personal command of the Russian army, with dire consequences for himself as well as for Russia.

Sending the Tzar to the military Cuckshed

>>129836973
>Cucked the tsar's wife

Did he he fuck the tsar?
The fuck would I worship a faggot

>>129844298
>>129843546
>>129842956
Y'all just scared off new experiences.

>>129836973
wasn't there a controversy about pedophile with this guy ?

>>129842869
>flag
Figures. We should put Germans in camps this time around.

>all niggers take note.

>>129845601
>Lolno, he said "iif your heart wish then you should do it"

Source? Everything I've seen indicates he was adamant about avoiding war.

>>129836973
>MYSTIFIED.COM

Satanist.

He was a paedophile and a satanist.

>>129843209
Except that he was for real

>>129847513
>>129847170
Sources? I mean he was for preserving morality by acting out immoral thoughts in a non-damaging environment, but Satanism? I don't think so.

>>129836973
YOOOOO WHEN DID WE GET POLITICAL BUTTONS

>>129847983
YO THIS SHIT IS TIGHT

MODS FUCKING ROCK

>>129848009
I STILL WANT COUNTRIES THO BUT THIS IS GREAT

>>129848060
Yea.

>>129836973
>Women fucking loved him.

well it seems that OP loves ras cock too...

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>>129841304
>>129842305

BENIS

>>129847983
>>129848009
>>129848060
>>129848090

LOL this faggot

>>129848233
Already posted it ya faggot

>>129848766
Im just happy to be here :-)

>>129842300
That's actually a sea cucumber. Seriously look it up.

>>129836973
That's all fiction and memes
He didn't even spend that much time on the tsars court and had actually little to no influence.
He entered the palace only a few times and even back then people where already romanticising him, while others claimed this was just memeing and he was just a tall, unkempt man with mad eyes.

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Rasputin, the first white nigger

>>129846165
He didn't.
But he was a rather ugly and unattractive man by nobles standards and because of this the people spread rumors about how he fucked the tsars wife, cheated on her with chambermaids and prostitutes or even claimed he ruled indirectly over the court with his big cock, because the tsaress was a cock craving whore.
But this was just made up bullshit.
The Russians were all salty about Germans and spread lies over the tsars wife because she originated from Germany.
All these rumors and myth were pointed out as such by various historians over the last century, yet they survived among the peasants, probably due to their tendency to be incredibly salty.

>>129847792
Praise Allah fuck Rasputin.

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>>129846221
>flag
>y'all
is this witchcraft?

>>129846221
> Implying eating cock is new for you

>>129837067
This has been stuck in my head for the past few days.