If you found out your best friend that you've known for

I'd wonder how 10 years have gone by and I didn't know this about my "best" friend.

>have bestest best friend of all time
>he's gay
>I'm such an idiot I don't notice or care
>didn't even take 10 years for 2+2=4.

>>129826191
let him use my passport

fuck having borders n shit

>>129826191
Drive him to ICE. Tell him it's a whorehouse.

>>129826191
Sorry my man, you do the crime, you gotta do the time.

>>129826467
Behead him.

>>129826467
Rape him up the Jew ass.

>>129826467
Tickle him to death.

>>129826467
hang his body over the walls of antioch

>>1298263
...... you might be (errr, definitely) GAY?!

>>129826467
convert him to islam

Tell him to apply for the citizenship or a work visa. The process doesn't take that long.

>>129827224
Funniest part is how long it took me to realize he was arranging all these elaborate tests to figure out if I was really gay or not. He had a habit of doing that to everybody, but he just couldn't square me down.

I think he had to have known I wasn't gay, but just had a need to prove it one way or the other. Fun guy at a psychological level, even if I'm a bit slow on the take.

>>129826191
I would blackmail him to let me suck his dick every weekend or I'm calling ICE.

I'd make me best matey walk the plank

I don't get how there are people living for like 20 years and never bother to at least try and be a legal resident.