It's a cold winter night and you hear a noise outside. You

Close the door and go to bed.

>>129814714
raise it as the leader of black people with full hate against jews.

Call animal control.

>>129814714
Put a bag over it

train him to be the finest powder monkey the sea has ever seen

>>129814714
Sell it on Ebay

>>129814714

Hurl it across the street.

>>129814714
Free gator bait...hell yeah!

>>129814714
Visible proof that blacks are a disgusting hybrid of chimps.

Chuck it in the garbage where it belongs

>>129814714
Why my wife's son outside the door during winter?

>>129814714
Pick it up and drop it off at a fire station. I'm not going to raise it like some cuck but I'm also not going to let an infant even a black infant die.

Call john podesta

>>129814714
i honestly dont have it in me to hurt a baby they are innocent

just run up to another door ring bell and run away

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>call police
>adopt
>start gofundme to give hundreds of thousands in gibs from white liberals so i can raise it
>put it up for adoption

Kill it because he violated the NAP

I can't imagine anyone would keep it. Police and social services are gonna start asking questions if they see you with a little niglet baby.

Like how long his arrest record is.

>>129814714
Call Animal Control

>>129815863
>yfw the last guy did that and you're just continuing the cycle

>>129814714
Call the cops, turn over my security camera footage, hope the lil monkey's parent(s) get arrested for child endangerment and abandonment.
>spray down the porch with a pressure washer the next morning

>>129814714
Call the cops no matter how old he is.

>>129814714
set it on fire, i'm not allowing another conflict industry to pollute earth

>>129814714
Call the police and report a home invasion

>>129816780
RARE

>>129815084

This lol

>>129814714
kick it

Assuming that which made the noise made it of the porch

they didn't light it on fire? that's the crux of the whole gag

>>129814714

sell it on ebay

>>129816966
NEW

I would bring the child inside - an innocent soul that held no part in his or her parents' decisions, and no grasp on how race affects our perceptions.

I would breastfeed this child alobg with my daughter, because every child deserves a mother's warmth. This child deserves that. He or she will be adopted soon enough, but it costs nothing to give love when you have so much.

It is really in poor taste how stormfags make these threads about children of races they don't like. This lack of empathy is why we are losing the cultural war.

>>129816966
NEW FAG

>>129816966
>being this new

>>129814714
Call the cops

>>129817407
Well played

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>>129814714

Put it on my neighbors doorstep

>>129814714
call the police

>>129814714
Punt it

>>129816966
AND RETARDED

>>129814714
Smoke it.

>>129816439
kek

>>129814714
Smoke that pickaninny.

>>129817729
White supremacists are fucking dumb. As long as you subjugate a race and see them as inferior, you're going to continue having problems. Your bikes wouldn't get stolen, for example.

There's value in uplifting all races while still keeping them separate.

>>129814714
Shove it up a queer's ass.

>>129816966
NEVER GO FULL RETARD

Throw it on the burning cross in my neighbors yard and bbq it. I get hangry at night

>>129817407

Haha fuck.

>>129814714
Punt it like a football.

>>129814714
Curb stomp that hoe.

>>129814714
Blast that nigger.

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>>129814714

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call animal control

>>129817993
Fuck you nigger, just because your dad left don't ruin our fun

>>129814714
Scoop it's eyes out. Two scoops.

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Nigger babies make great catfish bait.

>>129817485
women get out

>>129814714
Snap it's neck.

>>129815948
Sneaky mother fucker. Perfect.

>>129814714

Continue the game of hot potato that my neighbours obviously just played on me by dumping it on the next house

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Smile real big and bring him in. Raise him right.

>>129814714
>Implying that I´d even check in the window

I don´t open the door for anyone, everyone I want inside my house has keys. Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses made me this way

>>129814714
Walk over to my neighbors house and tell him to stop leaving trash by my doorstep.

>>129814714

call the police so the degenerate mother gets in trouble.

>>129814714
Stomp that bitch to kingdom come.

>>129814714
>throw it in a trash

>>129814855
Fpbp

Because of CCTV I'd have to let the nigglet inside then give him to social services though

>>129818375
Hang him high.

Take one look, do a 360, walk away

>>129818410
Crucify him.

>>129817485
>black
>innocent
No even if you raised the nigger with love and care they would just be as bad as street niggers once they grow up

Lol they probably try to fuck your wife or steal your money in teenager years

>>129818413
Holocaust his mooncricket ass.

>>129818568
But you would still be walking the same direction??

>>129818478
Light him up with a SWAT team.

>>129818199
My dad might have left but your mama didn't teach you much about being a good man, boy. ;)

But can't you agree there is value in seeing supremacy in all purebred races? Society can't accept a 1488 philosophy because the current path isn't constructed for it. A top-heavy trunk always falls if you take too sharp a right turn.

>>129814714
Bury it in the ground.

>>129814714
fatten it up so it can be properly harvested

I wouldn't even open my door because last time I opened my door to someone trying to open my door, I found two sketchy sandniggers lurking outside my house

>>129816439
That was a plot point in the Unwind or Unwound book. You couldn't get an abortion, but you could legally drop your baby off on somebody's doorstep and they would be legally required to care for it. Unless you illegally dumped it on the next guy's step. This was mentioned in the book, a baby made a full round in a neighborhood and got back to the first family, by that time it was jaundiced and basically dead.

>>129814714
yell "I FOUND A KID, IT'S NOT MINE!" wait about 15seconds then yell "IM CALLING ICE AND CPS! IT'S CLEAR YOU NEVER LOVED THIS CHILD! DON'T EXPECT ME TO!"

>>129818243
>kekistan flag
The memes make themselves. Don't feed the CIA's data collection of our political ties with flagposting, anon.

>>129814714
take it in, get on the deep web
????
profit

>>129815948
Best answer honestly

>>129814714
Call up my local Chinese place, ask his Triad cousin to call me for about $30-40k worth of fresh "African ingredients"... And then make the drop, cash, in the location of my choosing, covered by 2 of my guys from 20m out.

Thats "wat do"... Anything else is pleb-tier.

One little nigger boy sitting on my lawn. I called the KKK and then he was gone.

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>>129816966
Summer's here guys

>>129814714
carry him/her/xer and drop at nearest orphanage

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>>129814714
DINNER TIME

>>129814714
"Raise it" and get those government gibs.

>>129818630
Proofs? Oh wait you can't provide that because leaves are inanimate, dead objects with no higher thought. Sorry, sweetie. ;)

Pizza party?

Take turns stomping it into goo. Nigoo.

>>129814714
Take him to a zoo. Leave him a banana and carrot. Find where the parents live. Weld the doors shut and burn it to the ground.

>>129814714
Pretend I didn't see anything and close the door.

>>129819299
I would wish you were raped by a nigger, but dog forbid I wished you a good time.

>>129819474
Well well well. If it isn't a little baby American. It would be a shame if something were to happen.

Bring him inside, look for a far right black family that wants to adopt

>>129814714

Meats back on the menu boys.

>>129814714
I'd call the police to come get it off my doorstep as I wouldn't want to touch it at all.

Then I'd sit back in my nice home wandering in my thoughts on the event eventually coming to realize and laughing a bit knowing as a white man who isn't a feral beast i spent more time with it than its father ever will.

I couldnt kill it but i know the world needs less niggers. Especially ones with no fathers

>>129816966
Dumbass

>>129818746
>"dont treat me bad because im a nigger"
>"if you do ill steal your bike"
>admits to being a typical google
>"y-your mom"
smooth

>>129819474
Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of white kids are suffering. Wow, what a virtuous redditfag you are.

I would raise that kid up along my blond daughters so that in the future that black kid would inseminate my daughters.

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>>129817891
>>129818176
>>129818243
>plebbit

>>129819474
leave the fuck trash at any fire station or medical building. You don't even have to say a lot of shit. Just go "I can't do this." Some states you don't even have to do that.

>>129819678
What is that flag supposed to be? Super Mario Bros?

I don't bother to answer the door unless I'm expecting somebody.

I would take him or her in. Eventually after many sleepless nights of taking care of the baby and trying to locate social services I would eventually cave. Not wanting the child to be tossed around a failing foster care system I would adopt the baby as my own because I have the means to do so and can provide a healthy life for the child. Sometimes God presents you challenges in life and you need to accept these challenges because good will come from it..and all that other lame stuff.

>>129819474
Cuck

>>129819782
It's a faggot! Shove the baby up it's deranged ass!

>>129819880
This is why everyone hates you reddit fucks.

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>>129814714
That's not how it works. You have to set it on fire first so the person answering the door tries to stomp it out only to get dog shit all over their shoe

>>129814714
Close the door. I don't want ferel niggers getting in

>>129819852
Smoke it with birdshot.

>>129819782
Oh ye of little faith...You could kill it. Just imagine sucking a dick and taking one in the ass as you do it and you will be fine.

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>>129819777
checked

>>129819128
Flags came back only one day ago

>>129820066
fucking keked but in all seriousness I don't have the heart to abandon/kill an infant. I'd take care of it for a day or two then look for a non-nigger black family that would raise it well.

>>129814714
Thank God for the free fuel for my fire pit.

>>129814714
Take the poor baby to a fire station or hospital.

>>129814714
Sell it to John Podesta. Pedosta?

>>129815102
i haven't decided if i love or hate pirate posters, but you made me kek though so here's a (you).

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>>129814714
Take her or him to the police and have Robert raise him to become a good Based Black Male to society.

>>129816966
hahah good shit

>>129820168
It's the shitskin flag!

>>129817485
Breast feed as in let that black baby suck on your man tit.

If social services get a hold of him, he'll be bounced around foster homes or bounce around foster parents. Which is pretty much the end of any hope of sanity he might of had. So give him to social services.

Or sell on the black market. Same difference.

>>129819777
checked and kek'd

>>129820171
>infant
>nigger

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>>129818082

>>129818232
Honestly this is the worst result of slavery. Little fucking half breed filth being raised by stupid coal burners. Sout African apartheid had the right idea: put these coloreds in their own ghetto, away from the norm is and the subnormies

>>129820376
>Kekistan flag
Probably a cuck

>>129820171
Ya, because there is a family of Ben Carson's in every neighborhood. Good luck finding a non nigger black to take in a kid.

>>129815718
cuck

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>>129814714
Give it to a jew.

>>129815493
To be fair white babies are fucking disgusting too

all babies are.

>>129814714
Bring it inside call Child protective services to come pick it up.

I dont like niggers but there are limits man I'm not a monster

>>129820773
You callin me a cuck?

>>129818232
That baby is totes adorbs! Stupid racists.

>>129820382
Kek

>>129819942
God working his magic by using a crack whore nigger to deliver you a baby.

>>129820947
Nigger goyim blood has no utility

>>129821099
I'm so racist I want to tear the damn thing apart with my bare hands.

>>129821099
You will get 72 little boys in heaven if you kill yourself.

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>>129814714
I'm assuming someone knocked, first.
Knowing me, I don't ever answer my door, because in the winter, I'd be at work; if I'm not at work, I'm sleeping. If someone saw my lights on and decided to put the baby down on my doorstep, It'd likely freeze to death before I found it.

Stay in my warm cozy bed. The next day I'd wonder why there are vultures on my doorstep.

Call NAMBLA and start a bidding war $$$$$$$$

>>129821198
What's your point? The baby is pretty much a clean slate...Even if the mother is on drugs or just cant take care of the baby. The problem is now yours to figure out a solution to. You present a shitty argument .

>>129814714
Someone obviously forgot to put it in a paper bag and light it on fire

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>>129821232
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129821598
>The problem is now yours to figure out a solution to
Not really. You only have a duty with your own blood

>>129821598
Foolish Amerifuck.

>>129814714

Leave it there. I have no responsibility to some monkey on my doorstep, maybe Ill call the cops and tell them a nigger is on my property illegally and Im considering self defense.

sage

>>129814714
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>129814714
Take it in my arms, run a flight of stairs either up or down to the adjacent floor, put it next to someone else's door, ring the doorbell angrily a couple of times, and run back to my apartment.

>>129821723
I thought Brazil didn't have internet. This is bullshit.

>>129821598
Since this was a hypothetical situation it was a joke. As in something not meant to be serious.

>>129821889
This is Sergeant Lieutenant Kek. You are under arrest for being a colossal faggot. Heil Hitler!

>>129814714
Return it to OP's house.

>>129822213
Yeah I suppose you are right. My bad for being a bit of a jerk.

>>129821598
There is no such thing as a clean slate, you brainlet. Genetics matter. Yes, good upbringing can mitigate shitty genes, but you can breathe a little only after that thing goes through puberty without becoming a criminal or stagnating at the level of a teenager.

>>129821992
After that I will listen behind my door. I hear someone running in the stairwell, ringing a doorbell and running again. I hear a door opening. A moment of silence. Again some rapid steps in the stairwell, a doorbell rings, rapid steps again.

>>129815718
This, or call the cops. I'll admit I'm a shitty human being, but not that shitty

>>129814714

Welp. Time for an experiment. Raise him in a traditional white household.

>>129821978
Turn it's head 360 degrees and say you found it that way.

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>implying I would open the door at all

>>129814714
Raise him to be a based black man and impregnate my daughter

>>129821992
The bigger question is: How do we radicalize the EU?

>>129821978
If you turn 360° and walk, you'll step on the baby you stupid Nazi racist scum

>>129818568
>Nazi education

>>129822213
This is no laughing business you Jew bastard. Go watch TV Ameriscum.

>>129822753
I assumed he meant turn the babies head 360

>>129822435
You're a racist jerk.

>>129822518
Call the KKK. The Kek Klux Klan.

Wrap it up in newspaper and drop it off at the local zoo

>>129822556
He would turn into Andrew Anglin.

knight him. sir nig alot.

>>129822493
You sound like a fucking moron

>>129822690
>implying you can open the door at all
>you crippled amerishit

>>129822734
Sweden?

>>129822850
Cuck confirmed.

>>129823249
Probably american. For some reason they love cuck shitposting

>>129822753
Allahu Akbar!

>>129823336
Who you callin a cuck? Kike.

>>129814714

I would raise him strong, as my white father raised me. I would teach him practical morals, personal responsibility, and conservative values. Or else he would feel the back of my hand.

>>129816026
The only acceptable answer.

>>129823081
Rub the dog's nose in it.

>>129814714
Clean it, skin it, & make a pot roast

>>129823199
Yeah. You must listen to fucking morans all day in real life. Amerilard.

>>129814714
I would care an exterminator.

>>129823769
I'd call Sam Hyde. He'd know what to do.

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>>129823357
Mother of gore

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>>129822753
So, can I assume this is the first time you've been on the internet in six years, newfriend? :)

>>129821011
>white babies are ugly

Albo nigger detected

>>129814714

What are you talking about? I heard nothing.

>>129814714
Call the police so they can arrest him for trespassing.

>>129815863
Respect

>>129818746
>MUH DICK
Google detected

>>129815863
Hey!! Pass the Nigger is not game.

>>129823906
Wrong flag, commie scum. Heil Hitler! Roast Kebab! Praise Kek!

>>129814899
Good idea. Don't let him grow up inn nigger culture.

>>129823712
>kekistani flag
>"morans"

Topkek

>>129823944
Oy vey. It's another shit country.

>>129823199
Yes, I'm the moron because I recognize reality matters over my best wishes. Protip: you're not the type of parent who can help a kid like this to overachieve if it happens to be genetically wired to be a low-IQ derp or predisposed for poor impulse control. Why? Because you believe in blank slates and that your best wishes can overcome unpleasant realities.

>>129815948
>>129816026
I'll have you know you made me laugh, and you should feel good about that.

Give it to the authorities

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>>129814714

Pretend to first notice it in the morning after it has already frozen

>>129824095
I know you're being ironic but you just look like a retard my dude.

>>129814714
I never heard the door bell, what do you mean this is my fault?

I would feed it a bowl of eggs

>>129822753
THATS THE POINT!!!11!

>>129814714
Cool, someone left me some free food for my Burmese python.

>>129814855
How did this thread go beyond this post?

>>129814714
Call the police cause someone left a huge shit on my doorstep

>>129814714
into the trash it goes

>>129824039
I'll get you next time. Indian scum.

>>129824547
Summer.

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>>129824349
Kek

.... like how I drove past pic related and acted like I only saw a stuffed Dalmatian

>>129824373
Are you Melania's country?

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This is a secret message:

When does the narwhal bacon?

>>129824723
Hang the faggot with his own asshole!

>>129814899
This, raise it into my own personal uberschwarz

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>>129814714

>>129824749
Nigga you dead. You dun goofed.

chain it up in my basement
I always wanted a pet nigger

>>129824449
RARE

>>129825050
Come on man, that's not rare, plus he's not even that far away from you.

check if its male or female.
male gets the snip& dropped off at someone elses house
woman gets sent straight to basement

>>129814714
raise him as a polite and educated nacional socialist conservative so people would never dare to call him a racist

>>129825288
If your a burger and mean geographically
He is actually closer to you but if you meant genetically im sry to disappoint you but i dont have that much native blood running through me if i do at all :c

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Awwww.
Smart person what?:

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>>129815718
>Then he will grow up in your neighborhood and will rape and kill you and all your family when he gets teenager.

>>129825589
Top fucking kek mein kamerad

Dispose of it before a female sees it and goes hormonal

>>129814899
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my

>>129814714

Either..

A: Call the zoo and report one from their primate exhibit is missing

Or

B: Call the cops and tell them I have a future felon for them to pick up.

>>129814714
>guess it's the neighborhood kids playing knock-door-run
>close door
>sleep like a comfy warm baby

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>>129814714
call the police and put that minigger in the worst hell imagable; the american foster care system

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Really sick people baiting you with flag option. Lo tho u walk thru the valley of death: YEAH BOYYYY!!! Yrs.

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>>129814714
shoot it for trespassing

>>129814714
Give it a bag of cheetos and leave it out there. I'm not taking care of that thing. I'll give it a chance to survive until someone else discovers him, but idc otherwise

That thing is fucking hideous. There is nothing that can convince me niggers are human.

>>129814714
Sell it on CL

>>129820171
What the hell is it with whites being so empathetic?

>>129815948
Thinking man right here.

Changed my mind. I initiate Castle Doctrine and STAND MUH GROUND.

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>>129814714
Isn't this essentially the story line from Gremlins?

Legally what could you do? I would just call the police, because in this day and age I simply dont trust anyone else to help some random baby boy stranded from his parents. Like if I were to go to a child shelter somewhere I would probably be branded an abductor.

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>>129815863
So your solution would be...Nigger Knocking. Seems about right.

Look for the Father ....oh wait

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>>129814714
Think to myself for the thousandth time that I really should take down the sign now that I've moved into the abandoned Orphanage...

>>129815948
>>start gofundme to give hundreds of thousands in gibs from white liberals so i can raise it
If this wasn't so close to the bone it'd be funny.

>>129814714
Take it to an orphanage. I don't want it

>>129814714
Bring it in, call the cops, hand it over, come on here and rant about how some folks don't care for their offspring