>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq

Good evening

Abridged list of things from today.

>building manager in dispute with contractor
>someone stole miguel's grill
>some officer cleaning up a gas station for some reason
>guy jumped out of a car and attacked bystander
>6 males fistfighting at the library, *dispatch laughs*
>male hispanic sitting in a car with windows rolled up, like 95 degrees inside
>domestic, 18 and pregnant getting pushed around by grandmother
>suicidal kid, was ignored during an earlier call
>apparently it takes 3 male blacks to steal a single man's cellphone
>mom kidnapped daughter to stop father from seeing her
>mercedes being driven by a male black, very suspicious
>open key actually fucking with license plate reading
>"disturbance with a mental"
>male white juveniles tearing shingles off the roof of a former church
>15 y/o attempted suicide
>guy wearing camo having a bad drug trip
>female black, pregnant, stole store merch
>ambulance needed at cop location for battery victim
>adult male trying to...(static, then they gave up)
>caller refusing EMS, dispatch couldn't care less at this point
>unauthorized person taking clothes from caller's basement, says drunk husband gave them a key
>5'4-5'8 manlet black unsuccessfully tries to steal iPhone
>males fighting, one with a pole
>chad and stacy arguing in the street
>homeless male black on PCP refusing to leave
>grandma won't give caller his meds
>woman got robbed, exaggerates and wastes like 8 officers' time
>security guard feeling up pregnant caller
>multiple semi-truck accident
unknown male smoking drugs in garage, no shirt
>caller's wife shot by stray bullet when they were getting out of their car
>gangbangers walking down the street, dispatch oddly sounds really concerned
>prostitution
>hispanic throwing sand at lifeguard, refusing to leave beach
>gee officer, you need TWO tow trucks??
>male passed out by garbage cans in alley
>gang members running around and threatening students leaving school

Assume the comfy position and nevermind the mental who just ripped off an electrical outlet. And the other one talking to himself and staring at houses.

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>>129786129

heil bumpler

Newfags think the flags are a new thing and shitting up the board today.

>naked woman sitting in the window
>"don't crash your car on the way over"
>"if she were good looking no one would be calling the police"

goddamn it sucks this thread's gonna get dropped, tonight is looking fun.

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>>129789728
Why's it going to be dropped?

>>129789728
>naked
Dude. Dude.

The address was 45 W Congress.

That means it's right across the street from the prison.

Which means it's probably the prison strip club.

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/chicagos-federal-jailhouse-strip-club-that-officials-say-they-cant-shut-down-metropolitan-correctional-center-the-watchdogs/

>>129790318

Board is moving pretty fast, and CPD typically is slower/more chill.

Male with polish accent and black gloves is peaking through windows.

>>129790453
>fed prison
I was there when those two escaped in 2012 (well, I was working across the street)
I get my prison chicken from there all the time, Micky's Chicken. The mexican place is okay but it could be a lot better, and the Sharkey's JUST closed this year i think

>>129793113
>Micky's Chicken
that looks like a classy joint senpai :)
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/mickys-chicken-and-fish-chicago

>>129793510
always go for the 5 fingers
always joke in secret on how it's made by dem prisoners (too bad it's really run by Indians and two mexican cooks)
their bbq sauce is da bomb

Huebert reporting in. How are you today, Roberts?

>>129794350
gudd. i am buying a house in lincoln park tomorrow. so i am worried about the crime.

>>129796449
That's one of the less violent areas right? Regardless, stay safe, bro.

>>129786129
Good evening Roberts.
Keys checked.

Huge sinkhole in the middle of the street.

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>need shackles

>male black with gray hair harassing customers for money
fucking beggars

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>3 male blacks trying to illegally hook up electricity

>female white blonde intoxicated/high

>guess everyone is passing out....passed out in the bathroom

Good morning Robert!

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UNITS

WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS

>20 people fighting in the park

>>129803471

How do 20 people fight? Do they break into small fights?

>>129803854
Maybe they were 20 male blacks "dancing" n sheeeeit

>>129803854
There's nothing strange until it's an even number.

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>>129786129

>pulling out his private parts to show her

He's been watching her and her sister from their window and masturbating.

>>129807288
Oh shit tonight's them is fapping

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REAL ROBERT ROLL CALL....ello roberts

so what's with the made up flags tonight? Asian Moot get bored?

its new thing kinda kool kinda gay idk

>>129812043
BUT I WANT A DEUS VULT FLAG!

Evening, Roberts.

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then you GET A DEUS VULT FLAG!

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>they are burning chairs
but why?

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did you check your keys Roberts?

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Good evening, Roberts.

Here's to /ourguys/ tonight. Stay safe, Robert.

they have a entire neighborhood on lockdown and are waiting on the helo? wtf is going on?

>>129814001
Did you get a district?

>>129814247
no, I heard Robert say "everyone is here" and he started naming off diff agencies.
I think I just heard the airship asking "where were these guys last seen?"

wth is going on? i miss that too comfy....

Fireworks going off at Comiskey.

MUH RUSSIA ROULETTE ON MYSPACE

>show me your hands, lemme see your hands
Roberts got somebody.

gang bangers Roberts. Stay safe