Today, to celebrate the good relations of Australia and the United

I fucking hate eating those shit meat patties you buy at Coles, they're fucking aids.

>>129686764
How does kangaroo taste?

>>129686869
Made them myself actually.
Mince + dijon mustard + worcestershire sauce + tarragon.
Probably would have tasted better with beef, but it wasn't bad.

Must admit, Kangaroo is really nice. Tasted like beef to me.

>>129686934
Maybe a bit like venison.
Very gamey, extremely lean.
And it's absolutely packed with vitamins and protean.

wheres the beetroot you faggot
get out me country
vid relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

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>>129686764
Buffalo burgers are close enough to our national animal.

>>129687167
I love my beetroot.
But this was a fancy recipe I was trying out, beetroot wasn't in the recipe and probably would have ruined the flavor.
Blue cheese and onion.
Pretty good

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>>129686934
in a mince patty pretty reasonable. as a steak very tough and chewy, takes forever to cook because dense

>>129687279
You can eat buffalo wings

>>129686764
Is it weird I want to try all the different animal meats of the world? I wonder what whales, dolphins, tigers, elephants, hippos etc taste like. If I financially succeed I will hire a good chef to experience this.

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>>129686764
the only lions around are in the zoo so nah

>>129687279
I thought American buffalo were extinct
Or was that bison?

>>129687426
pussy

>>129687422
Yeah I feel the same way.
I want to try all the meats, including "pet" type animals.
But I can't stand seafood so I'll stick to land based animals.

I had Kangaroo once. It's fucking DELICIOUS. Like steak but better tasting.

>>129686764
So how would I immitate this guesture of international goodwill? Would I eat a bald eagle sandwich made with fairy bread?

>>129686764
>good relation
Uh...about that Ted, we are kinda strong arming you in trade atm. I mean im glad your being all cucky and submissive about it.

>>129687439
Fuck no. We have Buffalo ranches where they are raised to just be food.

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>>129686764
Yes we eat coq au vin

>>129686764
Kangaroos are full of cysts
Now you are too

>>129687649
Kek.
That would do it.
Or lamington.
Maybe bake the eagle into a pie and float it in some pea soup

Nice wine you fucking poofter, wear your fedora too? Faggot numale cunt

>>129686764
We eat and hunt mosse so yea

>>129687649
Fried bald eagle and grape drank.

>>129687735
Shut up france, we already knew you ate coq.

>>129687802
Fuck off shitcunt.
I'm a good Aussie, an alcoholic, and wine is the only booze that's actually cost effective, what with the nanny state sin taxes.
Plus I live in the wine state.
Nothing like a good goon sack

>>129687802
kek. a glass of red triggers the young fag

>>129687735

lel

We no need zed hunt for food, we are proper all like. So unlike you people, we go to the store for our meat!

But ahm yes, Norwegians do hunt their own national animal. Although very few knows How to actually cook it

>>129686987
Then it wasn't roo mate.

>>129687662
Yeah but without you we'd be invaded by China.
So whatever, screw us in trade.
It's not like everybody else doesn't.
Video games cost like $90 on release because evidently downloading a game from a nation across an ocean makes it cost $30 more

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>>129686764
>eat national animal
I heard poultry is less fattening

>>129687877
Fuck off poof, your sad and bring shame to this country. Itd be acceptable if you were 40+, but considering you are treating anonymous imageboards like social media its more likely your just a cringeworthy autistic cunt. Faggot
>>129687886
See above

I thought your national animals were abos. What do they taste like?

>>129687987
>you woudnt download a car...

>>129688027
Not safe to eat, too many diseases and full of methanol.

>>129688023
phew. im 40+, so suck my benis young fella. you young fags know how to give a good hummer

>>129687034

english is a disgusting language when you think about it. Why the fuck you use the word "game" for wild animals. It just sounds wrong.

>>129686934
Like it hasn't been bred for consumption for thousands of years

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>>129686764
I dont think white-tailed eagle is edible.
I would totally make Bigos out of it if i could though.

>>129687279
Whats buffalo meat like? Just like beef or could you tell the difference straight away?

>>129688027
Petrol

>>129688102
Because hunting them was a game for aristocrats.

>>129688099
>over 40 years old and taking pictures of his food to show his anonymous friends to get some anonymous gratitude

Sad!

>pretending to be 40 to avoid harassment from anonymous people

Sadder!

Once i tried cangaroo meat in a restaurant here in Spain. It was one of the worst choices i could have made that night, spent it vomiting.

>>129687998
YOu know theres more roos than people in shitpostistan.

And roo is tasty as hell and very lean.
Ostrich is still my favourite freak meat tho.
>>129688027
red dusty sand and petrol

>>129688027
The meat is toxic, you will die if your eat it. Even the animals know not to eat them, that the only reason they are still around

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>>129687948
You mean I was ripped off by an Aussie?
Say it isn't so!

>>129688023
Chink detected.
You're not an aussie if you didn't spend your youth drinking goon.
Fucking stuck up fuerdais with their $100 bottles of champers will never be true blue

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>>129686764
one of these sandwich us a trap
>it will eat (You)

>>129688283
Probably wasn't properly cooked.
Roos are hunted, not farmed, so the likelyhood of them having parasites and diseases is higher.
Need to cook it all the way through

>>129687802
are u actually retarded?

>>129688283
the kangaroo got its last revenge

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>>129686764
Considering its a mythical creature, no.

>>129688598
Scotland is fucking weird

>>129687877
What does a 0,5l can of decent beer cost in ausfailia? decent can beer here costs like 89cent.
A glass bottle of good beer between 1 and 2 euros.

>>129688598
SAOR ALBA

>>129686764
We litteraly eat every goddamn animal we can find except cats and dogs.

> Hey, that's a cool horse. Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Oh what a cute rabbit ! Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Ahah funny frogs. Gut it, Skin it, Cut it, Cook it.
> Lol snails are so strange. Wash it, Cook it.
> Oh our national animal, the rooster. Gut it, Pluck it, Cut it, Cook it.

Everything.
t.French.

>>129686764
We aren't allowed to. Even Native Americans have to get special permission to collect Bald Eagle feathers.

However, the turkey was the runner up for national animal, and we eat those all the time. Probably tastes better than eagle anyway.

>>129688732
>decent can beer
>decent beer
>in a can
Do you know how I found out you're not ethnic German?

>>129688829
You got nothing on the chinks tho.
If it has four legs and isnt a table, the chinese will eat it.

t. prince of badassery and bantz philip

>>129688172 Bison has a richer test to it. It's really good. I get bison burgers whenever it's on the menu. Supposed to be a healthier meat too.

>>129688732
If you buy in bulk maybe $1.63 a can (375ml)
Bottles (750ml) maybe $4.16
I heard about guys who drink maybe a 40 can slab a day and to me they seem like millionaires.
You can't afford to drink beer here unless you're rich or a teetotaler

>>129688829
The national animal of France is a chicken?
Holy kek.
Goes perfectly with your white flag

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>>129686764
Beautiful burgers. Red wine is underrated with burgers. Good call.
>leap of faith you're not one of those anti-gun cucked globalist aussies I keep running into
Cheers, United Friend.

>>129687426

>no lions ever existing in british isles ever
>"let's choose the lion as our national animal"

>>129686764
As for us Americans we don't eat eagles because they are endangered/pretty rare anyway, but we almost chose the turkey as our national animal and we sure as hell eat a lot of those.

>>129688886
I know but Anglos drink almost exclusivly from cans dont they?
Thats why I asked that way. And im probably more german than 90% of the east german soviet rape babies that post here so often.
I come from an old military family lineage dating back to pre ww1 times. At least that was when my family started to document.
And theres a few beer that taste surprisingly nice from a can. But glass > anything else forever

>>129689039
AFRICA IS RIGHTFUL BRITISH CLAY

>>129688949
Thats really fucking sad, every thought about brewing yourself? Its piss easy and you can make really big amounts.
https://www.northernbrewer.com/learn/homebrewing-101/

its a fun hobby. I cook nearly everyday something nice and fresh and every few weeks i make a batch of my own beer.

>>129686764
had a kangaroo burger a few times,they was alright bru

>>129689174
I've considered it for sure, but I need to lose some weight first.
Beer is higher cal than wine per alcohol content, so until I'm a skeleton looking fella I'll stick with wine.
Once made prison wine when I was a kid, that was fun.

>>129688175
It just sounds wrong, the word doesn't fit with the meat.

>>129687426
Unicorn is an acceptable substitute.

>>129688172
When you chew bison meat it makes your teeth stick together briefly

>>129688448
I've always just had it blue

>>129689504
Well you're braver than me.
If it didn't make you sick then I guess my fear is baseless

>>129688378
Your glass of red isnt a goonbag you pathetic autist. Ive done more goon swirls than you have talked to people

>>129689002
Gallic Rooster yup. Ever went to a rooster fight ? They're far from being cowards.

>>129689234
Depends on what kinda brew you wanna make.
Theres quite a few beer styles that dont have as much calories.
Btw, I think that wine has more sugar than beer.
And you dont lose weight by just skippin beer, just work out mate, its easy to get buff when you got a little excess fat. I used to be around 110kg at 184cm with little to no muscle, started to do pushups, dips, etc just own weight exercise at home and i played footall 2-3 times a week with the boys. I got to 78kilo like this and i ate normally (also shit from time to time) and i drank excessive amounts of beer in that timespan.
Now im a little older with a steady job and a gf and i hardly work out anymore, I just eat normally and ride my bike to work and my weight has normalized at 82-85kg depending on how fat i acted the weeks before.

>>129688915
Well to be fair, that's pretty much true.
-> It doesnt have to have only 4 legs for the chinese.

>>129688283
>rare please
How retarded can one man be.

>>129689145
Hm hm. Only parts of it.

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>>129689039
what's wrong with choosing an animal that doesn't inhabit in the country?
lion is the king of the jungle
not only uk but also many other countries choose lion as national animal despite the fact that it does not inhabit in the countries
i really want my country to choose lion as national animal too
majestic creature

>>129688358
Kangaroo stays very red even when fully cooked

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>>129689604
Orly?
This is what I've had since last recyclable day.
I have a serious problem

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>>129689826
the best parts ill have you know

>>129689604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU

>>129689738
Yeah.
I'm running every day.
Don't have much endurance, but I can run for 5 minutes.
That 5 minutes is worth 20 minutes walking, so I'll keep at it and keep increasing gradually until I can run a marathon.

>>129686934
They sell it here. It's not very nice, it's like beef but way tougher.

>>129689913
True enough.

>>129687034
>eating meat

bluepilled

>eating meat from endagered species

kys yourself

>>129690074
>Endangered
I wouldn't be surprised if there's more kangaroos in Aus than humans

>>129690074
>endangered species
> Kangaroo

Nigga what ?

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>>129687605
>>129688174
Your kind were told to stay out
Damn maple niggers

>>129690124
>>129690135

I've literally never seen a kangaroo here in Britain, how are they not endagered?

>>129690058
How fat are you if you dont mind me asking.
Because 5 min of running is nothing. Youre definatly running to fast if youre gassed that quick, also running if you are really fat isnt good for you.
You are an Aussie, go swimming. But beware of the box jellyfish or whatever they are called.
>>129690074
Eating cheap meat in excess is fucked.
Eating meat once or twice a week from a good farmer is healthy and good.
Stop with the vegetarian and especially the vegan meme.
Vegetarian is fine but being vegan is just straight up being retarded.

>>129687305
That shit on the Holocaust is pretty convincing. I feel like I've been naive all my life about this...

>>129689901
>thinks hes true blue for drinking goon
>its actually just boxed wine

Pathetic really really pathetic

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>>129687439
We only ALMOST drove the bison to extinction
>>129687279
The Bison is our national mammal, and we eat that shit all the time

>>129690074

please drop the kangagenocide redpill

>>129689846

Of course lion is an amazing animal, but what does it have to do with England? The national animal, national flower etc all embodies the spirit and culture of a nation.

I'm not sure what the lion has to do with England unless they are compensating for something....

>>129690222
Playing stupid I see.

>>129690282
I'm fat, but not morbidly obese.
About 103.5kg at last weighing.
About 6"2 or 6"3.
I've just never had much endurance, always hated sports; my legs start burning and I just stop.
When I started I could only run 400m before I was stuffed.

Could go swimming, live 10 minutes walk from the beach, but it's winter right now.

>>129686764
That looks delicious. If Ben Franklin had his way, our national animal would have been a turkey. So close...

>>129690421
> Colonization, Imperial Power.


This is what is has to do with england.

How dare you kill a beautiful and defenseless animal.

You fucking pussy.

KANGaroos confirmed actual aboriginals

>>129690480
Never stop when you feel the burn. fight through it, that burn means youre doing something right.
Winter in Australia isnt winter is it mate.
Dont be such a weak fag and jump in that ocean and swim for your life.

But to the running, dont run fast, jogg, calm but steady. way better.

>>129690323
I don't think I'm true blue for drinking goon (aka boxed wine, that's literally the definition).
But you're not true blue if you turn your nose to goon as a youngin.
Only wankers blow their whole youth allowance buying whisky to show off

>>129686764
National animal is the bison and I've eaten it.

>>129686764
Roo meat is revolting.

>>129686764
>Peacock

Nah, we don't eat them.

>>129688131
That would actually be banging bigos! Want to learn to make more polish dishes. My mother never taught me :/

>>129688732
Nearly $1.9 per 600 ml .
Quite cheap I guess .

>>129690573
Might not be cold for a European, but when it's a 10 degree morning I find myself wearing 3 layers of clothes and spending all my time directly in front of a heater.

>>129686764
I'll take a brioche with cheese, hold the roo.

>>129690525

Soooo....an animal that sleeps under a tree for its entire life and makes its women go hunt for food is a symbol of imperial power?

Got it!

>>129686934
With it's tongue

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>>129686764
Tastes like chicken

>>129690994
10 degrees as in -12C

Yeah thats cold. I understand.
You could also go to the sauna once or twice a week and sweat all that bad shit out, realyl good for you and really good for someone working out.

>>129690222
reddit tier

>>129689266
You want to play a game with my meat?

>>129688023
t. VB drinker

>>129689846
Shut up you stupid gook.
Lions are shit tier mate, crocodiles are god tier, survived a fucking meteor and continued I exist.

>>129691202
No, 10 degrees C.
You gotta understand; Australia is a hot fucking country.
The people here are used to 40 degree summers, and our clothes are designed for 20 degree winters.

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>>129690556
>Abhorrent post
>Looks at flag
Im not surprised at all

>>129691119
Oi! U cheeky cunt...

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>>129691208
>Canadian
you are reddit

>>129686764
France does this. Coq au Vin is a traditional meal using the national mascote.

>>129686764
Fuck you nigger

>>129686934
Very unclean animal. Nearly always infested with worms (I am a hunter and see this often; also my butcher also has similar stories -- about half have worms.) Better off sticking to beef, venison, or wild goat.

>>129691317
>10C
>freezing cold
Aussies aren't so tough are they now?

>>129686764

This morning I had an Australian for breakfast.
She tasted great. I just love my little aussie first thing in the morning, her accent is soooo sexy. Shes blonde, 5'1" about 85 lbs.
Her name is Skye. We've been married for 11 years. She visited Canada in 1992, and decided to stay.

Have a nice day my friend.

>>129690074
there are double the amount of kangaroos than there are humans retard
>>129690124
and you need to get the fuck out of here now as in leave this fucking country if you didn't know this basic common knowledge stuff

>>129691551
I'd like to see you survive a 45 degree C summer day without aircon, as our less wealthy citizens do many times every year.

>>129690577
>thinks any old boxed wine is goon
>thinks I didnt give myself brain damage drinking goon as a teen

>>129686764
Fuck you, you emu-fucking pacific-nog.
We drink the blood of our national symbol and make hats from the national animal.
What more do you want?

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>>129686764
>tfw love of my life is american girl
>going to marry her and become citizen of the two greatest countries in the world

feels absolutely brilliant lads.

>>129691426
Trudeau's not even a Canadian.

Hes a french/cuban halfbreed.

>>129691674
>Being angry I don't know bar trivia
Not exactly essential knowledge m8

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>>129691775
Same

>>129691697
>a fucking
>LEAF

>>129686764
Aye, just had a unicorn burger for lunch, laddies.

>>129691596
enjoy that divorce, child payments and alimony soon m8 the only reason women visit canada is because it is a feminist paradise btw fuck outta here cunt canucks not allowed go back to apologizing for being a white male fgt

>>129691692
Well what's your definition of goon?
I'd like to hear it.
Mine is wine that comes in a goon sack, aka every boxed wine I've ever encountered

>>129691832
my man

>>129688732
ree

>>129691317
10C here is springtime pretty much. T shirt and park weather.
But hey I live in Cologne one of the densest cities in germany.
Once it hits over 28C here it gets humid to the point of you being able to swim the air. like 80% humidity amidst 2 million people.
Its hell on earth, at least you have dry heat which is easy peasy. ( been to australia and liked the heat because its dry mostly and not the instant sweat breakout kinda heat)

And btw, cold water is really good for your skin and its elasticity. vital when you wanna lose a lot of weight and dont want to have skin curfews over your belly button.

>>129691871
you must have abo blood if you drink from a plastic bag and not a bottle

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>>129686764
>Fuck off, Canada

Someone's clearly never had a delicious beaver burger

>>129691863
she isnt going anywhere
she loves to "ride the moose"
shes addicted

>>129691683
It was 40C with the humidex these last couple days. We can cope just fine, unlike the Brits who die in swarms at any sign of heat.

>>129691995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4LQglpbrsw

>>129691426
>Doesn't know what Western Canada is

Understandable, the Eastern Bastards are always trying to shout louder than us to drown out our superiority with the volume of their sheer mass-retardation.

>>129691871
Imagine telling your boys your bringing some coldies round then you rock up with a carton of little creatures pale ale. The pale ale is to coldies what boxed wine is to goon

man I had no idea how much australians were pussies until I stepped into this thread

>>129686764
Why yes OP i do eat chicken.

>>129692091
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but if it's ABV then I drink the highest ABV wine per dollar available in my city.
If you mean you want fancy goon then fuck right off cunt, scientific studies have shown that in blind taste tests people actually like cheaper wine better than expensive wine.

>>129692009
>she loves to "ride the moose"

Aussies and Canucks are the biggest shitposters on /pol/ but the former are usually good while the latter are unironically terrible.

You, however, are the exception. I give this post 10/10. Laughed heartily. Please do carry on.

>>129686764
That looks friggin delicious bud

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