WE WUZ CAPTAINS N SHEEIIITTTT! >Ubisoft at it again (skull

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fuck off nigger

>>129623213
Female pirates existed

>>129623432
FEMALE CAPTIANS OF THE NAVY. Not a pirate you retard

>>129623213
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih

You wot mate?

>>129623213

They made 2 nice porn movies about this shit. Recommended.

>>129623573
It's a subgenre.

Black flag was a great game, too bad

>>129623213
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny

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>>129623213
May as well just rewatch Cutthroat Island instead.

If you still play modern video games you are part of the problem.

>>129623519
Idiot. Women pirates did exist.

>>129623573
Is it a bad thing, or a sad thing, that I think I know exactly which 2 movies you're talking about? I don't recall the names tho, they are on the currently down porn drive.

>>129623532
fuckin this.

if women were going to be captains the only place they would have been were on pirate ships. it's not unrealistic.

>>129623932
They were called Pirates 1 and 2. The highest budget Porn films at the time I think.

>>129624020
HOLY SHIT THIS SO MUCH FUCKING THIS

>>129623895
how the hell would a woman be a pirate lol? women are too dumb to do anything but fuck nigger dicks because the jews tell them to

>>129623932

No bro, not at all. Was a decent story for a porn flick with super hot rare pornstars.

>>129624020
Retard logic.

>Swarthy dudes alone at sea
>Not gangraping the female capt.

>>129623213
A few weeks ago I bought an abomination of a game called "Prey".

It's literally the worst game I've ever played. I still probably put 30-60 hours into it. Finally I got to a point where I was just like fuck this game.

I went to find another game to play only to conclude all these games suck. I had no desire to play this shit anymore. That was two weeks ago and I haven't touched the shit since. I will never be a man child video game playing faggot ever again and my kids will never own one of these evil pieces of shit.

>>129624417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3GtUJnCDH4

This will be your son, plus tattos and pray that he's a boy.

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>tfw no dark eldar female pirate gf

>>129624417
>30-60 hours into it
Pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQan-rIbKkA

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>love pirates
>pirate game announced
>it's ubisoft

Thanks, I like being a neg and will not bugchase this aids.

I'll make my own game with UE4 and the Synty Polygon Pirates pack instead. Fuck you.

>>129625598
Why not just get a ship and larp as a pirate irl like I do?

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>>129623213
Keep all the video game shit on /v/

>>129623432
There was literally like two.

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>>129623213
>>129625598
I wouldn't even pirate this game.

Fuck ubisoft (and blizzard, bioware, activision and EA)

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>>129623213
Did you watch the gameplay footage? its World of Warships with pirates instead of WW2 battleships.

>>129623213
She was hot

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I dont know what is worst...

We wuz kings
We wuz captain
We wus against big white bad Christians that voted fro Trump

>>129623213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpuwFPCcOxs

>>129624417
Good man. Stopped playing video games months ago. Started reading the Bible and learnt the harmonica instead. You only have one life on Gods earth don't waste it with this escapist bollocks.

>>129627339
Half the people killed in the trailer were nogs.

Mary Read was a pretty fuckin' bad ass female pirate.

If they're in the navy and not pirates tho, this is some bullshit.

>>129627525
by who?
I dont have stocmach to see this, so 2deep4my cringe

>>129627734
>stomach
Fix'd.

>>129627734
The player character.

>>129623213
Don't forget globalism the game; Beyond good and evil 2! This is the end for the west? Fuck the French and fuck ubishit.

>>129623432
in your chinese cartoon yes

what's even more funny (aside from the fact that women would never be on a pirate ship irl) is that you don't see women ANYWHERE else on the ship doing the hard work.

>>129627883
That's because women were seen as bad luck on ships.

A female captain would be a bit different though

>>129627883
>>129628038
Because women couldn't hack being a real sailor. Imagine a woman working the pump or rigging. Their bodies can't handle it. It's got fuck all to do with luck.

>>129623213
That's nothing OP.

Open this in a new Tab and prepare to be amazed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI4kb6Dagl4

>>129623432
This. I've known from primary school that female pirate captains existed all over the world. Grace O'Malley from Ireland and Ching Shih from China are some of the more famous ones, and there was that other one that escaped execution by being pregnant, forgot her name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_piracy

this post brought to you by the Ubisoft marketing team.

don't be retards

>>129628763
Not many of them were captains. Anyway, the most famous ones like Anne Bonny or Mary Read were ugly butch women just like e.g. Calamity Jane. There was no place for femininity on the high seas or in the wild west.

>>129623213
>>129623432

You know what'd happen to a woman on a pirate ship?
She would be a cum dump. Doesn't matter how authorative she is. Heck, it doesn't even matter how ugly she is.

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>>129628128
WE

>>129632705
WUZ

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>>129628122
I'm a sailor with a sailboat and it is a man's game. Women also flip out in anything other than perfect weather.