How to be a cuck 101 >Steal a land. >Kill all inhabitants.

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>>129615307
Britishtan?

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>>129614724
Pic related

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>>129614724
>how to shitpost (Technic #1)

>forget what you've learned about normie posting.
>lurk for many years on /pol/ and /b/
>collect images from YLYL and build reaction folders.
>learn from the great masters of shitposting.
>spend a few years in Finland or canada or australia, to learn shitposting from it it's roots.
>make a few short attempts at baneposting on /tv/, /sp/ and /b/.
>graduate top of class and swear allegiance to the quality of shitposting, contributing to discussion with the lulz to the 4chan community.


>how to shitpost (technic 2)
>be indian
>pick stock normieLOLnyancat image
>reddit post.
>poo in the loo.

>>129615888
>be leaf.
>Pass anti-Islamophobia law.
>Get ready to be a shithole soon you irrelevant cuck.

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>>129614724
So when are you moving out of India?

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>>129616348
>be quebec.
>be white
>be considered a "minority within a united canada"
>have a bunch of laws protecting your cultural sovereighty
>have no minorities being pushed in your media.
>hold canadian politics by the balls
>can delay entire law projects by saying "Yeah, but you didn't make a proper FRENCH version."
feels good not to be a cuck

also

>be quebec
>pic related
>remove kebabs

you have a retarded perception of the world

>>129614724
I Know english is hard, shitforbrains, but you seem to misunderstand what a cuck is. It's someone who likes seeing the thing they love fucked

>>129614724
Based indian Anon. Good summary of Burgerland.
A victim of its own crimes.

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Indians were at CONSTANT war with other Indian tribes. When we came, we had no idea about bacteria and virus'. So we tried to help with blankets. So fucking what.

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>>129614724
I rarely think of India.
When I do, I drink Dos Equis.
For I.. and the most interesting man in the world!

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>>129614724
How to be a cuck 101
>be indian

>>129614724
>How to be a cuck 101
>>Steal a land.
>>Kill all inhabitants.
>>Celebrate "Thanksgiving" as a remainder of being thankful for mass genocide.
>>????
>>"Adopt" language from england.
>>"Adopt" religion from invaders.
>>"Adopt" culture from europe.
>>"Neo nazi ubermench" with literally no german connection.
>>Claim ancient religions are false.
>>Spent majority of money in wars.
>>"But Minorities are eating our wealth".
>>Attack "terrorists countries" for OIL.
>>Their own women betray them.
>>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?

This is the complete opposite of cucked. Every bit of this is us cucking others.

>>129617810
Don't laugh, namefag. You can get enough methane out of a sheep's ass each day to run a small pickup a good twenty miles.
Also go back to wherever you came from that namefagging was okay.

>>129619491
Keep telling yourself that, half-dick.

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>>129614724
At least we aren't India.

>>129614724
How to be a cuck 101
>Be India
>Get handouts from other nations because muh climate change and muh capitalist flight

Get rekt.

>>129614724
>>Steal a land.
Can't argue with this.
>>Kill all inhabitants.
A lot of the deaths came from diseases that the Indians didn't have immunities for. Plus, intermarriage.
>>Celebrate "Thanksgiving" as a remainder of being thankful for mass genocide.
The Indians joined us in the first Thanksgivings.
>>????
>>"Adopt" language from england.
>>"Adopt" religion from invaders.
>>"Adopt" culture from europe.
Brits settled North America, so the only "adoption" was non-Anglos assimilating into the culture, as they should have.
>>"Neo nazi ubermench" with literally no german connection.
The nazi larpers are maybe 0.001% of the population. Watch documentaries about American "nazis," it's always the same 20 people.
>>Claim ancient religions are false.
"We traveled to the stars with vedic magic 'n shiet."
>>Spent majority of money in wars.
>>Attack "terrorists countries" for OIL.
How are Pakistan and Kashmir working out for you?
>>"But Minorities are eating our wealth".
Welfare queens...
>>Their own women betray them.
?
>>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?
How many Indians move here vs. how many Americans move to India?

>>129616348
Your entire country is literally a shit hole

>>129617602
Two wrongs don't make a right. We even made some halfhearted attempts at building schools to "kill the Indian, save the man" but today the schools are regarded as waycis.

>>129614724
Don't you have a gas station to run?

How to be a non-country 101
>Get land stolen.
>Peacefully wait for invaders to leave.
>Peacefully let some muslims claim part of your land for themselves.
>Peacefully let the remaining muslim population grow so the process can repeat itself until nothing of India is left.
>Celebrate "Independence Day" as a remainder of being thankful to Brits for leaving when they realized your country is not even worth colonizing.
>????
>Have 20 languages.
>Have 20 religions.
>Have no overall culture, just an arbitrary collection of tribes and peoples.
>"Aryan ubermench" with literally no german connection.
>Claim cows and deformed humans are sacred.
>Spent majority of money in trying to integrate jungle villages that don't know that India even exists.
>"But microorganisms in the Ganges make the poo sterile".
>Attack nobody because you would lose every war.
>Their own women set themselves on fire.
>Are you even worth a shit you ultimate cucks to say a world against any country?