>Be me >Villager >Tending my crops >Long day of hard

>>129606582
You dont know much about vikings do you ? The meme of them being super tall rage driven super wariors needs to die already

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>>129606582
>Be me
>Afgan farmer
>Tending my crops
>Long day of hard work
>See something in the horizon
>An unfamiliar ship is sailing towards the shore
>Don't think much of it
>Continue farming
>Hear the sound of a loud rock music
>The ship lands on the nearby shore
>A mix of mongrel whites, africans and mexicans start running towards the village
>Panic
>Hide inside the house
>A few minutes pass
>Can still hear them shouting outside
>Smell smoke
>House is on fire
>Run outside
>One of the invaders is moving towards me
>Asking him to calm down
>He's high out of his fucking mind on cocaine and doesn't listen
>He's got a bottle of painkillers in one hand, an m16 in the other
>Get shot and pissed on

These american guys were niggers.

>>129607453
well, if they werent snownegroes, then what were they? dont be a nigger, explain.

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>>129607768

Could you point out where we sailed into Afghanistan on this map for me?

>>129607768
>>129608680
I think plane would have made more sense here. Still funny.

>>129607768
>Americans sailed onto the shores of a landlocked nation
A marvel of American ingenuity.

>>129608986
Fucking kek

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>>129606582
>Vikings
>"Pale, blonde chads"

Uhmmm think again sweetie

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>>129608680
>>129608818
>>129608986
Shouldve said pakistan :p

>>129606582
Now add some historical accuracy
>Be me
>Villager
>Tending my crops
>Long day of hard work
>See something in the horizon
>An unfamiliar boat is sailing towards the shore
>Don't think much of it
>Continue farming
>Hear the sound of a loud horn
>The ship lands on the nearby shore
>A bunch of pale, blonde chads twice my size start running towards the village
>Panic
>Hide inside the house
>A few minutes pass
>My neighbour comes into the cellar to ask me why I'm hiding
>Go outside
>Trade bustling all around the village
>Bearded men bringing crates of foreign goods off their ship to trade
>Remember that 95% of all viking sea travels were merchant missions
>Sell off excess crops for new foods and tools
>Wave them off as they leave back onto the seas

>>129608986
KEK

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>>129610084
TIL, thank you