Red pill me on New Zealand pls, I just seen a documentary about

I'm moving there soon.

>>129574897
As a refugee?

No, they literally have their own internal political parties. They were about iron aged before Europeans and are definitely well westernized now.

White New Zealanders are all cucks and their girls are ugly. Should change their name to Aotearoa and ceede to the Maori electorates. Go full cuck, come on new Zealand, do it!

>>129574897
It's literally another western country, just don't piss Maoris off.

Scaffolders.
Many many scaffolders in NZ.

>>129574834
>I just seen a documentary about savage "smash and grab" robbery's that's sweeping New Zealand.
For god's sake how did they make a doco about it its just that every year ciggy taxes go up and maori youths then steal them and sell them for profit

>>129574897
Fuckoff, We're full.

Actually cute Eastern Bloc women tend to have better features and value systems than the square jawed local lassies, so theres that.

OP, your map IS THE WRONG FUCKING WAY UP. The South pole goes at the top, dumbass.
Shit, honestly.

"Smash and grab robberies that are sweeping NZ"?
What the hell are you talking about, I live here and Ive never heard of such a thing.
Probably happened in Auckland, which has a higher population of Samoans than Samoa does (if I recall correctly).

Actually I did witness a smash and grab once, but it was about 9+ years ago.
Some Maori fuckers broke into the dairy across the street, (in late evening daylight), and stole, like a rack of cigarettes and similar.

No refugees blacks or abbos? We have the Maori. They're about between a 1/6th and a 1/4 of the population, but mostly confined to the north island in demographics?

Auckland is NewZealands biggest city, and its also NZ's brownest. Christchurch is about as white as you could ask for, and Dunedins too cold for em.

>>129575629
Someones bitter about the international rivalry.

I do believe Australia lost at rugby again recently.

>>129575629
>>129575769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHp57cjj1s

Auckland is the worlds largest Polynesian city.

>>129575629
>iron age
>main weapon is a stick with sharp sea shells sticking out
MateI'm not sure you realize what the iron age was

>>129574834

Maori are ok. Dw about it, half the shit you see is just media glorification. Majority are just your average blokes like everyone else, everyone likes to over exaggerate. Plus, most are pretty much redpilled on the jew meme cos its sick af bantz ehoa

>>129576042

Still beat tf out of invaders with em. Even secured a treaty m8.

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Gonna live there after my service

>>129575769
Know anything about the Christchurch tech industry?

>>129576042
Maoris could navigate across oceans and I think they had iron tipped spears? Actually not much idea.

>>129575988
Ha

>>129576237
I've never had a problem with Maoris, but Melbourne in particular has a few of them. Sometimes you hear people getting mugged at train stations, not much.

>>129576304

As long as you aren't a mossad agent...

>>129576304
Foreskin is a requirement for immigrating

>>129576298
They were not iron rage you nigger. They were neolithic peoples who by all indications got WORSE over time, dumber, and more cannibalistic. Kind of like arabs.

You're a nigger or half or a quartet. Get over it.

>>129576382

All hardwood and stone weaponry, but well advanced shit mind you.

Ah the old mozzie, keep em, they are too much trouble and don't actually care for who they are.

>>129576298
The Wars happened well after the Treaty

>>129576463
but your women do enjoy our circumcised dicks

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>>129574834
It's these things

>>129576382
The maori were the dumbest ones who didn't navigate the ocean. They landedDwhere they were mostly by traveling the coasts. Of their race the hawaiians made it the furthest, and of their close cousins the indonesians made it to AFRICA, had writing, architechture and rigging. And indinesians are only 80 iq points.

This does not speak well to the iq of the maori

>>129576473


???

I never said we were ironage you nonce.

Not even close to nigger either, roots in south east asia.

And they didn't get worse over time m80.

This should help explain things

https://youtu.be/yc5xrCD8az4

>>129576572

Copious battles before too mang, the taiaha and mere were feared weapons

>>129576636
they are off low quality
>New Zealand women have an average of 20.4 sexual partners,

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/22444/Kiwi-women-most-promiscuous-in-the-world

>>129576680

You don't know much do you.

>>129574834
They kinda look like an upside down Italy, and they're on the opposite side of the globe

>>129576739
list a single battle then before the treaty of any worthiness

>>129576719

Props

>>129576699
Polynesians displayed higher incidence of persistent cannibalism and violence as time progressed. The further east they got, the more time progressed, and the lessSthey diedbof tribal warfare, they ate each other more.

The marquesas are a famius example

When society selects for cannibals, you evolve to be dumb. The arabs selected for brother murderers and rapists. Polynesia selected for cannibals

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>>129576780
it's always surprising that they're the type of women to offer a stranger a blowjob, we envy you

>>129576499
South east Asia had always used bamboo instead, which provided enough spear fishing to maintain them and came out a very intelligent people. I use iron age lightly, more so because it's some achievement to migrate to another continent unless you're industrial or near industrial.

>>129576680
It could be worst.

If you only want to talk about high intelligence people you're going to get coastal east Asians, mostly the north where historic trade was, or lowlands Germany and the Mediterranean. Otherwise, Maoris are fine, they had vegetable farming just like the Papuans and this is the very first time I've heard of Maori cannibalism although I did hear they replaced a tribe of actual cannibals previously living there. Maori propaganda for sure.

>>129576382
Well, we're white. We have pretty good, pretty affordable education.
This means if you want a job in the tech industry, you're in competition with nearly EVERY SINGLE FUCKER of applicable age around our demographic in the area, and they're notoriously incompetent in the upper management.

What I'm saying is its not great.

HOWEVER on the topic of Christchurch work, theres the Earthquake Rebuilding Projects, still ongoing, and the would-be-techie is more likely to be able to make a living getting his hands dirty as an amatuer hammer hand.

If you wanna work in tech in CHCH, you gotta be able to bring something that they can't get locally, which seems challenging, in my books.

>>129576780
>20
Fuck I thought the Danish girls I met who'd had 17 shags were bad.

>>129576961
>I did hear they replaced a tribe of actual cannibals previously living there.
no m8 the previous Polynesians here were pacifists who would not fight thats why they got wiped out

>>129576868

Battle of the boyd, the Harriet affair, Elizabeth incident.

>>129577011
I'm just not very good at anything besides programming and recently lost my job.

>>129577094
Could be worse, considering what Taiwanese people look like and what Samoans look like. I know which I think the Maori look more like.

>>129575829

The super rugby season is almost over and still haven't beaten a NZ team they are pathetic.

>>129577101
those are just masscares and are nothing compared to the battle of Orakau

>>129576961
South east asians are not high intelligence...

They're comparable to less violent turks or iranians. People of nearly oure chinese blood exist in high numbers, kind ofblike aryans in iran.

That doesn't make yhe iranian OR the asean genome intelligent...

...

Oh wiw, the maori were equivalentt to papuans! HeElowest iq people on yhe planet. Gee whiz. Those maori.

Btw cannibalism was the DEFACto social model. So just shut up. You don't know anything.

>>129574897
How are you moving there?

>>129577094

They were just premaori, there were many voyages, that's just propaganda, Rome wasn't built in a day and uncle hone was late to the family event.

>>129576951
Cannibalism wasn't for food ning nong, there was plenty of protein and we also farmed the land, it was a ritualistic display of hatred towards another rangatira by eating their body to shit it out as excrement. Only to gratify revenge, don't be dumb. It wasn't commonplace and greatly exaggerated.

>>129577094
That was a single tribe on a single island. They were probably moderate iq.

But they're dead. Because 99% of the polynesian race are cannibals. It's why they're built like trucks.

>>129575652
Scaffies are their primary export

>>129577492
>that's just propaganda,
m8 we all know what happened to the moriori on the chathams by ngati toa which was just the final wiping out of their race

>>129577408
Again, then we're stuck with only ever talking about Germans, Mediterraneans and east Asians. Indonesia becomes irrelevant and fuck off into oblivion.

>>129577358

Did you want euro vs or infighting wars? It's a shame its not so well documented. The history is all bogged down by propaganda and cultural genocide.

>>129577334
>super rugby
Implying Aussies give a fuck

>>129577094
So the Haka was just one big cultural larp? They literally never took it further than stomping their feet and yelling? If that's the case, they deserved to be conquered.

>>129577545
>Because 99% of the polynesian race are cannibals
they are not though the cannibalization was only used after battle to consume the others Mana and was not common outside of that

>>129577305
I get that. The industry here is growing, and there ARE tech jobs. The sorry truth is that most of them are in the north island however, and Auckland is more like an Australian style city than Auckland is like Christchurch (if that makes sense).

Basically, if you like CHCH (my hometown), your smart strategy involves being willing to work as a hammer hand whilst you look for the tech job that lets you STAY.

Because loads of white boys can program, these days. People think its the white collar job to aim for, so, theres an elite requirement, but that said, the competition is fierce, obviously leading to low job security.

>>129577334
My guess is its something to do with our farming population giving us better athletic odds.
That and all our brown 'NewZealanders' that just happen to also speak Samoan on the teams.

>>129577620
>So the Haka was just one big cultural larp
The Haka is a maori thing not the previous race who were all dead by about between 1300 and 1400

>>129577566

Rangimata and rangihoua both took of from the same place. They were early maori settlers sillybilly.

>>129577492
Cannibalism was clearly for food. Otherwise it wouldn't show archeological evidence in every single polynesian site.

It's like finding rice in every chinese site and claiming that rice wasn't essential to chinese nutrition.

Polynesia was in a state of persistent malthusian starvation for 100k years.

Their/your ideology justifies what they do outbof necessity.

>>129577848

Ok buddy, sure.

New Zealand is about the size of California but about 1/9th the population. Who owns the open land? Is it "managed by the Crown" in U.S. style Bureau of Land Management thing, or is it all private?

>>129576780
Can confirm kiwis love Aussie cock.

>>129577919

Vice versa

>>129577913
>open land?

>>129577593
I am not indonesian. Indonesia IS irrelevant except for their traditional boating practices and a single example of monumental architecture, bith of which give us strong clues about larger anthropological q's.

TheEonly races that matter are northwest euros and northeast asians

>>129577848
You said the Hawaiians got the farthest. I believe Easter Island was reached by Polynesians. Don't know if that's farther.

>>129577971
Kiwi girls go on sex holidays to Aus, never heard of the same in reverse.

Since this is a Pol thread, I'm going to bring up RELIGION for our international posters.

Christians... Why haven't you acknowledged yet that MAUI BEAT UP THE FUCKING SUN WITH A MAGIC BONE AND A NET?

Where where you when you realised
MAUI > THE SUN

I mean, if the Bible is historically accurate, so is this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbM3PwcGi0g

>>129577913
>New Zealand is about the size of California
also its about half the size

>>129578044

Easter island was a complete fuck up, they used all the trees, bad move

>>129574897
unless your from the far east please dont bother
>>129574834
anyone ... daddy government doesn't want us smoking by choice so it costs about 27NZD (20USD) for an average pack...and when you give the choice of rob a poorly defended store for a few years worth of durries or spend you money ????

>>129574834
>seen

Learn English first you dumb nigger

>>129578041
The Irish?

It's basically trading cultures that become intelligent. If there's no one to trade with you get slow.

>>129578053

That's not the religion that's just a tale.

>>129577913
Unclaimed land in NZ is crown land same as here in Aus.

>>129578012
All the unused forest, mountains, etc. The wilderness. Isn't that like 75% of the country? Or am I underestimating massive sheep ranches or something?

>>129577901
Classical angli diaspora low iq

Bithersome

>>129578044
Yes but easter island is dead.

>>129574834
Maori's, they're a bunch of savages.

>>129578228
>Isn't that like 75% of the country?
God no like 75% if privately owned

>>129578222
What percentage would you guess that is? I'm in Nevada, a state 90% owned by the U.S. fed government.

>>129578202
Wrong. Idiot.

Japanese andDkoreans were basically closed to the world for 1k years straight.

China was not much better.

Trade has zero to do with iq.

>>129578236

>Indonesia
>Islam
>projecting
>you

>>129578206
What the hell kind of sense does that make?
How is that any different from the desert-healerman narrative?

I have never heard of this smash and grab epidemic

also we're fucking full you mongrel scum FUCK OFF

>>129576473
They weren't dumb they invented trench warefare, the waited in the trenches for the pomes to unload their muskets then charged with sticks and rocks. Much smarter than niggers or abos.

>>129578338
Japan and China traded. China traded across the silk road. China traded through south east Asia. You're a fucking idiot.

>>129578426
>then charged with sticks and rocks
m8 during the NZ Wars maoris had guns and had firing pits with walls up to stop british charges and also had underground tunnels for bombardments

>>129578387

It was a tale, theres a whole pantheon but that's some story time shit. It's a tale, the ideology differs.

>>129577848
you're talking about polynesians not maoris. New Zealand had alot of fucking food. Maoris wiped out the Moas giant fucking flightless birds. They also had alot of sweet potato crops and abundant sea food. Basically your argument is going way off tangent.

>>129578533

Ill ramp that up to moa being dumb desu, no natural predators

>>129576473
Arabs got dumb because they stopped using Slavs for their harems and concubines as Europe moved to the Modern Era and so switched to subsaharan Africa. There was thus a matrelineal niggerfication that genetic studies have proven.

>>129578632

Apart from haasts eagle but still.

>>129578660

>pure blooded subsaharan homosapiens are dumb as shit
>mixed blooded denisovan, Neanderthal homos are gud

Is it true, pls.

>>129578330
>New Zealand’s Crown estate includes some of the most iconic land in the country, ranging from South Island High Country pastoral land to bodies of water such as lakes Wanaka and Wakatipu. As the Crown’s land manager, we are the guardians of eight percent – around two million hectares – of New Zealand’s land area.
http://www.linz.govt.nz/crown-property

Not a lot by the looks of it, what do you mean the owned by the fed? Wouldn't unclaimed land in Nevada be owned by Nevada and not the Fed?

Crown land in Aus is managed by te individual states and the fed controls very little. Most of my state is crown land.

>>129578493
Trade occurred in a grand total of 2 citirs in japan, one in korea, and maybe 6 in china

Trade in 9 combined cities that were AS FAR AWAY FROM THE CAPITAL AND POpulation CENTERS AS POSSIBLE is not the reason a people are intelligent

It's genes you fucking retard

>>129578505

Ngapuhi known for many holes

>>129578839

>circumnavigate strategically almost the entire pacific ocean before anyone else
>dumb

I'm sure you can try harder

>>129578533
They didn't evolve in new zealand. They evolved in the islands as they approached new zealand

Obviously

>>129578660
This too. But they were alwaysSdumber. Also, always part nigger. Also, sister marriage.

Also, everyone except murderers in arabia fsiled to reproduce.

There is so much wrong with dune coons

>>129574934
>>129577421
Work.
>>129575629
But it's beautiful.
>>129578134
What do you mean? I'm from Kharkov, it's in the east.

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>>129574834
The kiwi fears the Alpha male Aussie, its in their blood to be cucked by the Aussie.

>>129578959
They were theEonly ones there, you idiot.

There are no circumnavigabl and habitable islands so close together anywhere else.

You have retarded definitions of intelligent, tou fucking maori 80 iq idiot

>>129579000

Kupe probably came here circa 750ad

U still dumb as shit

>>129579162

Stop projecting you glorified Indian.

>>129579061

When you gonna win the super rugby bro

>don't bring up league

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Nevermind, I'm here just to post Dane's belly.

>>129578827
No, here there's a huge amount of land in the Western States owned by the federal government and managed by a specific agency called the Bureau of Land Management. There's occasionally protests about this lack of local control. You may have seen on /pol/ or somewhere about some militia types taking over a government building in Oregon a few years ago. That was related to federal land.

I like the public lands. You're allowed on it unless specifically noted otherwise. Lots of Nevadas for example just drive a short distance and are on public land to go shooting or camping. In the Eastern U.S. it's almost all privately owned landed with 'no trespassing' signs everywhere.

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>>129578505
Are you denying they charged with sticks and rocks? Just to be clear pic related is a stick not a gun, right?

>>129579658
We don't have the luxury of going on crown land here as most of it is leased by the state govt to cattle farmers. Crown owned but private run.

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>>129574834
If you aren't white stay the fuck out of NZ. It is for whites and Maori cunts only. I went to the supermarket and over half the people I saw were asian. I'm so angry I actually have no idea what to do. The South Island was supposed to be the sanctury but it is changing. HALF for fucks sake!

>>129579883

They got guns from king William the fourth prior to the big big fighting.

>>129580189

Ayy cuzzy I'm with you, chingchongs need to gtfo, same with pajeets too.

>>129576739
>the taiaha and mere were feared weapons
They're fucking clubs, if people were frightened of anything its the savage maori swinging a heavy stick, not the stick itself.

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>>129580317
Explain this to me kiwi, why is place in pic pronounced Fucken-hey and not Wang-eerie

>>129580408
Hey cuzzybro wot u do for a living, i betcha it nuddaching.

>>129580592
Fung-a-ray

>>129580189
Now you realise that the "It's only X that is cucked" argument that people spout on here is retarded.

>it's only Sydney and Melbourne! my town of 10,000 people is all white
Do people really think they'll stay there or not seek political power which will affect you whether you live in those "containment zones" of not?

>>129580527

In the right hands I suppose yeah

>>129580592

Wh is a soft ph or f d9nt blame maori for the letter8ng, blame missionaries, personally I think it looks better than an f from a typographical perspective, more romantic

>>129580667

Jack chee, prebuilds at pbtech

>>129576646
Funny when they are destroying other people stuff.

>>129581144

Fuckin smart birds tho

>>129580763
>I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

At this point these words are uplifting, because by god did things change in his lifetime, perhaps they can change in ours.

>>129581203
Probably the smartest birds. Really amusing to watch them, or even interact with them. But retards really need to stop feeding them.

>>129579883
previous to the land wars we had the musket wars 1807-1842