Always remember that France is the country with the highest number

Too bad about the whole WW2 thing.

Then what's your goddamn excuse?

I will always remembering you surrendering to Bismarck and again to Hitler

Maybe you'll do better as a caliphate

>>129447578
U had me @la coq pepe...

French bashing and the whole "surrendering" thing was originally a CIA plot to discredit France.

French intelligence denied the existence of WMDs in Iraq. And they were right. They opposed the war against Hussein. CIA started the op so no one would trust France, and instead support this fake war started for jewish reasons.

The French were "cowards" for not waging war in Iraq, rather than "in the truth" and opposing the jewish scheme.

If you criticize the history of France, you're just a CIA nigger.

>>129448357
I think you're just underestimating how hard people make fun of France for surrendering to Hitler so quickly.

>>129447578
France has just surrendered to Neoliberalism.

>>129448436
Well that depends, supporting Hitler is hip around these parts so it shouldn't be a bad thing. And then that's only a terribly small misunderstanding of a small part of the full story. You should study the full story maybe, like how not every French agreed with the collaboration, or how the US originally sided with Hitler.

Regardless, it's time you realize who your friends really are: the cowards that tried to prevent this, or the ones making the funny jokes about the French that are responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of Americans in Iraq?

>>129448357
I agree in spirit. You guys really have only surrendered once. And you saved our ass during the American Revolution. The French can be terrifying when they want to be. Your CIA conspiracy theory is insane though.

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>>129448357
so french didnt surrender during ww2

>>129448711
Altruistic French politics will lead to the destruction of your people, not American foreign policy.
French national masochism is why France is seen as weak.

>>129448810

>flag

>>129447578
Always Got BTFO by British steel though

The "cheese-eating surrender monkey" joke was popularised by (((Jonah Goldberg))) and (((David Letterman))) in 2003 because we didn't follow the USA in his fake war in Iraq unlike their UK puppet

Franc means honest and truth always win.

>>129448996
>Qeubecois

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>>129448894
>flag

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>>129447578
>"If you kill your enemy, they win" -Trudeau
So this is how you "won" so many times?

>>129448990
Face it France and Britain BOTH have been run by Jews for a long time

>>129448357
This. Remember America is a nation of war profiteers. They literally use the CIA all the time to manufacture situations where they can sell weapons (ie wars). People have basically forgotten we're still at war and yet the cash to the weapons manufacturers keeps increasing and it has since 9/11. The CIA is not above this sort of niggery.

>>129448990
Imagine what you could do if you channeled your patriotism into actually fixing France instead of getting angry at post-9/11 TV hosts.

>>129448990
It was Jeremy clarkson you fucking retard.

>>129448990
>cheese-eating surrender monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese-eating_surrender_monkeys

Learn a book niga

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>>129448760
>Your CIA conspiracy theory is insane though.

Freedom fries and white flags started right following former French president Jacques Chirac refusing to join the US in Iraq, and putting a doubt on the existence of WMDs.

French intel is usually quite solid. You don't dismiss it that easily. So they had to make fun of it, so the American people supported the war.

>>129448810
Some did, some allied, some resisted to the end. The majority certainly didn't surrender. You're quick to sum up the biggest war mankind has ever known to a simple binary logic.

>>129448817
You're talking about more recent events whose justification is mostly based on an attempt to discredit the country as a whole. Don't confuse everything.

>>129447578
nigga we have so much on our plate right now that it's not the time to jerk off to the past

>>129447578
Mate you have like one good access point into your country from the whole continent. Germany is in a way more inferior position geographically and still beat your ass

>>129447578
We don't care right now, you're going to be seen as cucked losers until you guillotine Algerians.

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>>129447578
Reminder this is who you elected.

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>>129447957
Jews

>>129448020
And now to shitskins

>>129449173
I'm just saying the French stereotypes existed before Iraq.

You are correct about French Intel being solid. Especially your law Enforcement.

>>129448020
>I will always remembering
Change that flag Pedro.

>>129449055
It is whiter than your country will ever be

>>129449794
usa BTFO

>>129449503
>Maginot line meme
Totally irrelevant. Seeing as the Germans just blitzed through Belgium.

>>129449138

Not only. And Clarkson wasn't doing these jokes specially to blame the French for not joining the US in Iraq. Clarkson spent his career on Top Gear to make offensive jokes that butthurted a bunch of snoflakes (i.e. the 88).

>>129447578
daily reminder that Napoleon was an ethnic italic and french keep denyng this for no reasons

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>>129447578
>Always remember that France is the country with the highest number of blacks in the entire continent (often in numerical inferiority against coalitions of opponents).
>
>Always.

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>>129449568

Your president isn't an example either.

>>129450079
- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

>>129450219
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designe

- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

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>>129447578
>France has highest military victories
>surrendered after two weeks of fighting the Germans
Nice try Ahmed.

>>129450184
That's a big negro.

>>129447578
Yeah because you only waged war with banana people armed with sticks

>>129450131

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grande_Armée
Unlike the others commanders of the Grande Armée and its 550000 french soldiers

France still lost to mountain niggers

You guys have been lead by women since the 15th century lmao

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>>129450829

>>129450419

Italy was even worse than France in WW2.
https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Menton

>>129450829
Your swedish.
I don't think you have the right to talk about things like war (subjects reserved for men).

>>129447578
Started your countries history by being raped and extorted by vikings, got occupied by brits for over a century, destroyed half your country because you hated your monarchs for some reason, had to be made great by a fucking Italian, after who's death you literally weren't relevant ever again.
Oh and then you had to beg America for help in your war against some rice farmers.

>>129451239
Shut your fucking mouth you ahmed, Sweden was a superpower in the thirty year war and French supported them although they were protestants.
Wiki Gustave Adolphe and suck it up

>>129451241
You were pagans that worshiped a tree... Charlemagne came and converted you by force and you all bent over to take our cocks

>>129451033

Wernt the Russian generals drunk because they did not believe it was physically possible for napoleon to win ergo they celebrated victory before the battle even begun

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Because god emperors actually looked very cool back in the day.
>Be napoleon
> try commit suicide
> take 5 times the recommended amount of arsenic to die
> tfw you wake up the next day feel better than ever

>>129450419
When are the Irish gonna become the fighting Irish again. you went from fighting off an empire to importing somalians and pakis.

>>129447578

Frances military performance in the modern age has been pretty woeful, but it always bothers me when burgers give you guys so much shit about your military history, considering your role in the war of independence.

>>129452184
A group of lads threw bricks and pissed on a mosque in limerick.
http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/quran-verses-wrapped-in-bacon-sent-to-limerick-mosque-792887.html

>>129451241

>implying vikins didn't settled on german coasts too
>implying slavs didn't settled too in Germany and that 1 german out of 5 has slavic ancestries
>implying the mass rape spree committed by the Red Army didn't made things even worse

>>129449173
>simple binary logic.

exactly. logic has at least 59 genders, desu.

>>129452301
Ignorance and burger propaganda at finest
>We wuz liberators n shit
When they glorify their victory over the germans it makes me angry, because the germans were becoming so weak, they had superior tactics over the US.
But hey, america sucker punched them, and not only that.
These cowards would bombard for days because they're soldiers were mostly ignorant raping fucks who couldn't follow orders.

But it's fine burger, watch war movies from american jews and live up to this ideal you built.
Real educated people who studied history know the ugly truth.

>>129452342
As a son of Irish immigrants this makes me happy. Sorry for mentioning "muh heritage" as I know Irish hate diaspora and plastic micks.

>>129452736

Ok man, I was an Aussie trying to give you some credit but fuck you, you guys bent over as soon as Germany looked at you, your women loved it too.

>>129448020
I will always remember you losing to rice farmers as a superpower and failing to beat Canada

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>>129447578
you're not losers to me, best cousin

>>129447578
>Creacy
>Agincourt
>Every battle in the peninsula war
>Waterloo
>WW2

Except you fucked up all the important ones.

>>129450219
>>129450256
My favorite copypasta. I'll ignore the many victories it excluded

>Gallic Wars
Gauls aren't French
>Hundred Years War
French victory
>Italian Wars
A series of wars with France winning many, France didn't just fight Italians, retard.
>Wars of Religion
Hugenots are French
>Thirty Years War
France wins
>War of Revolution
More bullshit, "the war of revolution" were 2 wars of France against the whole of Europe with France winning both
>The Dutch War
tie
>War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
mostly tie
>War of the Spanish Succession
tie
>American Revolution
American and French victory
>Napoleonic Wars
A series of wars with France winning most
>The Franco-Prussian War
First actual defeat on this list
>World War I
French victory
>World War II
French victory
>Indochina
Loss, most of troops weren't even French
>Algerian war
Was a military victory but a political defeat

>>129451845
>clovis charlemagne
>french

You got literally cucked by my ancestors

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France's greatest son wasn't even French and got utterly defeated by the British lmao

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>>129454082
>France won WW2

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>>129448357

A fair point.

But how are we supposed to ignore that the Reign of Terror, aka the French Revolution, which resulted in 40 000 murders, was largely a racial revolution?

It has been claimed by multiple historians that it was a fight by the round-heads/alpine subrace against the long-heads/nordic subrace, who happened to be the ruling class. Like in Egypt, Sparta, Rome, Macedonia, Persia and Spain. Wonder why.

Are we supposed to just forget that having blonde hair during the jewish supported french revolution was enough to have your head removed?

>>129454240
I'm not saying we performed well but we won. We got liberated and invaded Germany

>>129447578
And yet you still ended up as an African country

>>129454082

U better keep treading grapes kek

>>129453313
Haha, you wish
Start reading work from respected historians instead of internet bullshit and open your eyes

>>129454463
Just like you in the end

France is shit. Spain is where real glory lays

>>129454581
We're a Hispanic country thank you.
They at least don't go ABDULLAH SNACKBAR, so enjoy praying to Mecca 5x/day.

>>129447578
FN would be the disgrace of the French history, why do you include these retards

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>>129454689
>Hispanic country
Yeah, sure

>>129449447
This. Also applies to the UK, and all of the other ex-colonial European powers.

Need to think about the future, not worry too much about the glory days of the past. Simply use the past to isolate mistakes and errors.

>>129453331
You lost to the same rice farmers, you are the only country that cannot make fun of the burgers for this one.

>>129454792
>13% of the population is black
Vs
>about 25% of the population is hispanic
I get numbers aren't your thing Achmed, but our Hispanic population is way bigger than our nigger population, which is mostly condensed to the shitty parts of our city centers.

>>129450419
Yeah but Petain was sympathetic to the Nazis and many people think that the reason why the army acted so stupidly during the war is he wanted a separate peace with Hitler's where he would basically be fuhrer of France.

>>129454882
France was a superpower in the 1950s?
Also there were almost no French troops that fought in Indochina

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We wuz Popes.

>>129453723
It's Azincourt, before you talk, pay attention to your orthograph

>>129451532
t. Sven Cuckinsön

>>129453723
>HYV
Won.
>every battle
Wrong.

>>129454321
The truth is that most of the nobility of France were integrated in the french army and then fought alongside Napoléon. The majority of the victims of the Terror weren't nobles or aristocrats, who, for the most part, understood how not to raise any trouble and remain away from politics ; The majority of the people killed in the Terror were pro-christian, pro-King peasants and journalists or polticians who kept being wrapped up in the intrigues of the Republic.

>>129455794
not him but...sources?

(I believe you, I just need some sources)

>>129447578
A FUCKING CHICKEN

>>129447578
But you lost when it counted.

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>>129450419
“…Italians are incompetent. There’s probably not a single capable officer in Graziani’s army. But under Rommel’s lead, Italians have fought quite well…” - Hitler

“…On the contrary, hot and dry climate and especially lazy population in beautiful Italy has not impressed him…” - Hitler

Source: Risto Ryti’s manuscript from the day Hitler visited Finland

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>>129447578
Give it a few more years and not even France will remember.

>>129455366
>we also lost to the rice farmers but it's okay because we were a bitch country
You still are too

yeah, lets go to war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSk

>>129456725
So are you.

>>129456791
general fuck up, reporting for duty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOzub_ghAbM

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tribute to frogs and bongs

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>>129454096

We still don't know if Sicambri (Franks ancestors) were germans or Celts so stfu. Germany is the least aryan of the so-called aryan race. Just look at an average Bavarian. Just look at Hitler, an Austrian. Just look at Nietzsche's mother.
And I'm not event talking about East Germany which has 20% of Slavs ancestors.

Oui oui, big in theatrics and grand battle shows. As a result of their pomp, they lost every fucking war. kek. Talk about a success rate like any other.

Muh grande nation

>>129447578
>most military victories

What you monkeys don't understand is that the Anglo may lose many battles, but he always wins the final battle, the one that counts. That is the reason we BTFOd you at Agincourt and Waterloo, the victories everyone remembers.

Also we saved you from the krauts in WW1 and WW2

>>129454672

>conquered by wisigoths
>under Islamic rule during one century
>Shithole since the 17th century

What's great about that?

>>129451845

There are a lot of things completely exaggerated in this pic. Maybe the napoleonic wars, okay Napoleon really did a great job there but even there the situation was a bit more complicated but okay. The rest though, is really exaggerated.

>>129457921

Thanks to French soldiers who stopped the nazi progression at Lille in 1v10 brits saved their ass and flee for the conflict by evacuating at Dunkirk. But yeah sure France was the coward during the Blitzkrieg in the western front.

THE GAULS WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>129453331
These rice farmers were backed by USSR.

>>129450219
>In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

France did win that war for the rebels.

>>129447578
>battle of puebla
>french revolution
>waterloo
>everything that happened in quebec

>>129457565

Now that was some sentimental bullshit right there, not even historically accurate at all.

>>129447578
France had a pathetic military history.

>>129447578

Your country just surrendered to an invasion of shitskins frog. Remember that.

>>129447578
Yeah but you stink of garlic

>>129456817
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Fuck Napoleon he could have helped the counter-revolution.

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>>129458203
You know, the world hate us because they are jealous. Some of them never move their ass in all the earth history (Switzerland for example or the buger during WW1), but they like to point where it hurts.

>>129458203
>during the blitzkrieg on the western front

The one where you outnumbered the Germans and had better tanks yet bent the knee and retreated endlessly?

>hehe you didnt risk your the bulk of your small army defending my country, cowards! xD

Reminder that French troops also evacuated to the UK at Dunkirk. Literally a nation of refugees even back then.

>>129458668

>62% of white people in the US

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cr%C3%A9cy

>>129459193
>The one where you outnumbered the Germans and had better tanks yet bent the knee and retreated endlessly
Aren't you forgetting the british expeditionary forces? Besides no one expected the germans through go through the Ardennes.

>>129458780
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

Alesia!
ALESIA!

>>129458534
Only post-Kingdom France.

>>129459378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Patay

I love it when amerifatties LARP as english and make fun of us even though they would not even exist without our help.

froggies are natural polish allies, i quite like them

>>129447578
Ahem, you frogs always got cucked when it counted.
Agincourt
6th,7th coalition
franco-prussian war
WW2

>>129460290
based Poland

>>129460676
Remind me who won HYW?
Remind me who constantly kicked your ass since the end of the Frankish Empire?

>>129459193

Battle of France:
3,35M German soldiers
3,3M mostly French, but also British, Dutch and Belgian soldiers
That's not an outnumbering.

And almost all the BEF evacuated at Dunkirk (198000 brits). 140000 French and Belgian soldiers escaped, so the whole french army definitely not escaped.

And you also win at El Alamein because we fought the Axis in 1v10 at Bir Hakeim (btw my bad, at Lille we faced the Germans "just" in 1v3).

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>>129447578
>France is the country with the highest number of military victories in the entire history
You are completely right, the next huge incoming victory is the triumph of Islam, Inshallah brother!

>>129457921
>Agincourt
You lost that war, just like ever other war you try to wage without help