POSSIBLE NETHERLANDS HAPPENING https://twitter.com/Breaking

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ssheeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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Get to your bunkers this is not a drill.

>>129255897
Nothing happening. Nothing to see here. Tomorrow will be the happening of happenings.

>>129255897
>suspicious situation

The police must have come across a white woman who wants to have white children.

Nothing to do with Islam. Really, I swear!!

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this year in a single gif

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>tfw a smug Duchanon a few days back was bragging about Netherlands getting no islamic terrorism at all

>>129257029
austria didn't get any so far too tho
but we have a pride parade next weekend so prolly a truck of peace rolling in

it's happening

>>129255897
I know, I literally live 30 minutes out. Fingers crossed its one of those extreme buddhists and my country wakes up, but its prolly nothing.

>>129256500
w-why senpai?

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AHAHAHAHAHA

>>129257029
He was wrong though. A Dutch film maker who openly criticized Islam, was murdered in broad daylight by a muslim. That happened years ago though.

>>129255897
>eindhoven
No reason anyone would bomb do anything there. Literally nothing of significance. Fake news

>>129257148
I hope so. May faggot colleague will be there for sure.

>>129255897
Nothing is happening, we would have heard more by now, false alarm.

Do it faggots.

>>129257395
Actually you're wrong, Eindhoven is a place of small importance and thus a small target, it has everything shitskins love, including enough shitskins to do the job.
My bet is still on Utrecht CS to be the place our first attack comes though.

>>129257159
>Fingers crossed its one of those extreme buddhists and my country wakes up

Yeah, because when two terrorist attacks happened in the UK the people didnt massively vote for more of them.

Terrorism doesn't wake people up. It just doesn't.
It's up to us.

>>129257528
Not Amsterdam, our most well known city?

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>>129257148
We haven't got any either but it's because:

a) we are irrelevant on the power-scale
and
b) we will go full pogrom if muslims try to do shit here

there's no point for them to do anything here

Banter aside, we need to deport all these faggots

>>129257241
I remember another case, a comic artist that draw their faggot of a prophet mohammad (piss and shit be upon him) , Kurt Westergaard or something, right?

>>129257528
Why not amsterdam?

Eindhoven stadium
lots of cops there
code CTER has been used, means terrorism

>>129255897
The Dutch have always been suspicious of heterosexuals

>>129257687
That was a Danish guy I believe

>>129257649
Nah, too obvious, plus (and this is just my own five cents) if I would do something like that, I'd strike something that causes large unrest and forces the country to a halt.
Trains run like shit but they wont move at all if Utrecht falls flat.

>>129257723
well, ISIS themselves did tell muslims to go outside bigger areas and attack smaller targets, more frequent smaller attacks

>>129257528
Well it's on frontpage of NOS now. Maybe not fake news

http://nos.nl/artikel/2177468-grote-politiemacht-in-eindhoven-om-serieuze-verdachte-situatie.html

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>>129257440
I will be too
so i hope not
but if I hope it'll get the degenerates
>>129257687
>a) we are irrelevant on the power-scale
pretty much
>b) we will go full pogrom
tru

>>129257570
True, this much is certain, I don't see how though, given we can't band together.

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As-salāmu ʿalaykum


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMK34cG80eA

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>>129255897
is it a happening???

>>129257395

Unrelated question. Which European countries are the best at pronouncing Dutch? Non-native speakers will all differ, but who's the most compatible / comfortable with Dutch intonation and linguistic stylings?

It's likely just a suspicious bag being left somewhere and people are thinking it's a bomb.
At best it's a terrorist attack being prevented, but that happens so often throughout Europe it doesn't even make news any longer.

90% certain nobody's going to die and no normie is going to hear or care about this.

large deployment of police forces at Philips Stadium and at the train station nearby

>>129257029
Well, seems like we've prevented yet another one.

oh nee, niet mijn noorderbroeders!!

>>129257941
We're without identity, we need to shape one before we can start practising populist politics.

But that's for another thread.

>>129257927
Media is freaking out, the thing I fear however is that if this isnt something already, the real deal might be coming because of this.
Eindhoven just put itself in the spotlights.

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>>129257831
Maybe, that incident was some 10 years ago so i can't really recall. Anyways, muslims have always been oven-worthy faggots.

>>129257993
>It's likely just a suspicious bag being left somewhere and people are thinking it's a bomb.

It happens frequetly everyday in all metro imbecile

Now there are large police presence and helicopter...

>>129255897
Some Swede didn't lube their girlfriends twat well enough. Swedish politicians are upset that a Muslim dick might have been chafed in exercising his right to Swedish women.

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>>129256097
thats not how it works faggot

>>129257148
>tfw coming to wien for a coldplay concert

How fucked am I?

>>129257983
We don't get enough of a sample to be sure.

But my money is on the Danish.

>>129257983
Denmark and norway

>>129257148
>austria didn't get any so far too tho

>forgot graz

es kann nicht sein, was nicht sein darf.

>>129257687
debnts

>>129255897
dutchland YES

PLEASE

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>>129258167

https://twitter.com/TerrorEvents/status/873294867904032769

I'm starting to get scared here...

NOS: police spox said there was a seriously suspicious situation, now contained

HAPPENING CANCELLED

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>>129257980
Oh no, what have they done

Any updates? I find this slow trickle of information in the smartphone social media age unacceptable

>>129258360
Very

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>>129258453
>imblying

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is it happening?

>>129258577
ffs someone else needs to start getting attacked we cant provide all the happenings

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Theres nothing my dudes.

Literally Meeuwis was probs strangling some cats again ifyouknowwhatimean

>>129258419
>graz
>terror attack
i honestly doubt it
a muzzie doesn't keep his mouth shut about doing it for allah

>>129257980
you must not live in a big city to think 1 helicopter means happening

>>129258692
IIRC it's Spain's turn.

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>>129255897
its happening

>>129258592
deployed

>>129257849
>Utrecht
Most trains literally go around that place. Traffic wouldn't be much worse without the route through Utrecht.

If you want mayhem blow up schiphol.

>>129255897

deployment? deployment of what? emergency cocksuckers?

>>129258389
>>129258367

Thank you. It's something I'm very interested in, because Dutch has a rather distinct sound. I'd imagine it would present other European speakers with a degree of difficulty in order to pass for native. Cheers

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TACTICAL NUKE IN AMSTERDAM

>>129258832

fuck off we had enough with 200 kills at 1 attack when nobody had fucking social media to care about and pray shit. Fuck. OFF.

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It's nothing.

>>129258816
I live in Norway, helicopters are not a usual sight

dont wanna jump to conclusions but could it be that WW3 started

>>129258816
IT does here in the Netherlands. Normally at Eindhoven station theres maybe 1 cop car, but now there are multiple. I was at the station 1.5 hours ago and It was quiet. Definitie possiblilty of a habbening

>>129259094
>I live in Norway
that explains it

>>129258929
I like how you think mate, I just remember Utrecht blacking out once and all the trains anywhere south going north just stopped.

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It better be happening

>>129259247
why tho. what is happening

>>129258816
Eindhoven literally is a but a dot on the map, the place I come from (Dommelen, little bit south from Eindhoven) is even smaller.
If we have more than one helicopter, shit is going down and you can expect anything from a madman with a machete to a wild car chase.
Or a lost person or something.

Reports coming through of a white male in the area.

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>>129259247
happening canceled ?

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>>129259390
No clue, but the mystery is spicy, don't you think?

>>129259441
But... Whyyyyyyyyyy

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NO HAPPENING.
http://nos.nl/artikel/2177468-grote-politiemacht-in-eindhoven-om-serieuze-verdachte-situatie.html

>Volgens een woordvoerder van de politie was er een "serieuze verdachte situatie", die nu onder controle is.

According to a police spokesmen there was a serious situation that is now under control. Police statement will follow in 40 min.

>>129255897
>suspicious situation
how vague

https://twitter.com/TerrorEvents/status/873297741266522114

#Netherlands #Eindhoven - Code "CTER" has been used, indicating it is terror related.

>>129259217
They would be able to kill a lot of people at Utrecht during rush hour though. Forutunately it is heavily patrolled by cops, and i suspect a rapid response team is close to/on the the station nowadays

>>129259441
that's a very accurate translation

>>129259587
Friendly reminder we're also the country that said: Nothing is the matter, just go to bed and go to sleep, literally moments before the second world war.

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brehs...it's not even funny any more

>BREAKING: Witnesses: Nobody is allowed to go to the stadium of where the concert was anymore, not clear why. @NOS reports serious situation.
Possible hostages.

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>>129259710
Is it back on my doods?!

>>129259723
ik vraag me altijd af waarom ze niet gewoon een truck door lowlands reiden, 100+ doden confirmed

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>>129259587
Damn toothpastes keep getting away with it. Rest of western europe contributes to habbenings but dutchfags always get out free. It must be all the goddamn weed.

>>129259723
Thats what I figured, although you could kill a lot of people anywhere I suppose.. With that in mind, you're probably right about the rapid response units.
It is just a matter of time though, sooner or later, someone is gonna go boom here.

>>129259852
another bataclan incident maybe?

>>129259867
it's not a live attack, maybe something that foiled

>>129259836
chemical, bio-attack maybe? what concert was it? where are the people at the train station?

>>129259982
You think you guys live in a police state? Try ours on for size, you can't sneeze without the dutch FBI/CIA (AIVD) knowing where you did it mate.

>>129257948
That guy might be out soon

Still lots of police with road blocks. Some streets/passages are closed off, and the helicopter is still circling around.

Police are also deployed in the centre of the city, including the station.

Unconfirmed rumors are circling that someone is shot around one hour ago.


Dutch feed
https://twitter.com/Jeldau

>>129260058
Few miles away, walking distance from the stadium. Its just a concert by some random joe that doesnt matter, only funny thing about it is that he (or so sources say) said something along the lines of:
>We must fight terror with music.
So, fuck him, I guess.
Fun fact: other sources report Meeuwis (the singer) knew about the possible attack and continued his show a few extra minutes.

>>129259867
part and parcel

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>>129257148
dabz and you will this week

>>129260055
Well, the foiled plot better have been spicy OR so retarded that we can meme it

>>129259150
Not a day goes by I don't hear at least three helicopters fly over, and I'm in a small rural area.

Only rarely are they chinooks from the military base, by far most are regular ones.

>>129260403
True but not continously for 2.5 hours.

>>129255897
>linking to Breaking News twatter feed

There are twenty habbenings with this shit every day

Fayke nuze!

>>129259941
Most terrorists are brainlets with sub 80 iqs. If youre smart, like McVeigh, Breivik, the Unabomber, or the 9/11 hijackers you can deal a tremendous amount of damage if you plan shit properly. We are lucky our enemies are inborend Morons

>>129260093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWoWR2Jf260
damn that sucks, also sorry that this basketball american showed up in amsterdam and acted like a nigger, I was watching amsterdam videos

>>129255897
Suspicious? Why? Are they islamophobic? Kek

>>129257798
Indeed. Our traps are mandated by law to have very manly penises.

>>129257798
Underrated post.

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>>129257980

>>129260598
No probs, literally smoking atm so.. (gotta act dutch y'know)

>>129258767
He shouted Aloha Snackbar according to two or three witnesses. How convenient that those witnesses were never heard of again.

OH MY FUCKING GOD


Are the Frikandels alright??

>>129257148
>>129257440
>but we have a pride parade next weekend so prolly a truck of peace rolling in
>faggot colleague
Zhis plox!

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>>129256254

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>>129258137

They didn't receive any Islamic love lately, all the other European Countries that matter did, even Belgium which you fags like to call a non-country.

>>129260883
>He shouted Aloha Snackbar according to two or three witnesses.

fucking hawaiians

FACEBOOK POST 8 MINUTES AGO ITS HAPPENING:

"Die is nog niet onder de controle redactie van VRT! Want een politiewoordvoerder zegt dat het nu serieus begint te worden.
Vind ik leukMeer reacties weergeven · Beantwoorden · 1 · 8 min."

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>>129258360
Welp. It's coldplay - can it get any more fucked? Srsly, a musli attack would be an improvement.

>>129261076
show source

>>129260883
link ?
nichts von gerhört

>>129261076
I can't read swamp german. Translate this shit, fag.

please be muslim please be muslim please be muslim suicide dirty bomb bomber!

>>129261076
Someone translate these toothpaste runes to me.

>>129260917
Frikandel dealer will be happy scavenging the free meat laying around, selling it to the buitenlander

Nothing to do but have fun with the absurdity of all this.

>>129261076
>Vind ik leuk

Pray for your northern neighbors Gertje

>>129261145

no source yet, its a facebook response of a guy at the scene

>>129261015
BELGIE

BARST

>>129261076
I can't read Mordor language, please translate.

https://twitter.com/ItsMathijs/status/873306936263016452

Wtf vriend van mijn broer hoort dus ook schoten....
Translation: wtf my brother's friend is apparantly hearing shots

>>129261076
>>129261252
>>129261210

>"Die is nog niet onder de controle redactie van VRT! Want een politiewoordvoerder zegt dat het nu serieus begint te worden.

That isn't under control of the redaction of VRT
Because a police spokesman said that it's starting to get serious now

>>129261076
>nog

heh

>>129261504
Happy ramadan

>>129259441
>bing
just end it all now

Guys, don't set yourselves up for disappointment. if it was something big we would have heard of it by now ffs. probably some false alarm

We were overdue for one. Even more censorship in the Netherlands coming up.

>>129261210

>Media says its under control.
>guy at the scene responds on facebook its definitely not under control and its getting serious according police at the scene.

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>>129261384

>>129261615
Source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>129261076
Translation
>"Die is nog niet onder de controle redactie van VRT! Want een politiewoordvoerder zegt dat het nu serieus begint te worden.
Dies ist noch nicht unter der Kontrolle der Redaktion von VRT! Ein Poliziewortführer sagt, dass es nun seriös beginnt zu werden.
>Vind ik leukMeer reacties weergeven · Beantwoorden · 1 · 8 min."
Find ich toll, Mehr Reaktionen, Weiterleiten, Beantworten

>>129261534
>That isn't under control of the redaction of VRT

I suppose it could also be, "It isn't under control yet, reduction of VRT"

Weird sentence

>>129258360
0, just stay away from Gürtel during the night
>>129261603
it's accurate dumbfuck

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>>129261270
Even if i knew what """meat""" the dutchies put into it, i would still eat their frikandel.

>>129261627
WALEN BUITEN

>>129261076

((((they)))) deleted the reactions on facebook

ITS HAPPENING

>>129261693
I was supposed to watch a movie and relax, is it happening or not? Every weekend now when I'm supposed to relax, a happening happens, when will this end...

WHAT'S GOING ON

>>129261785
it's got horse in it, but because we don't pretend that it's anything but meat leftover from other meats nobody cares lol

>>129261686
>translating Dutch to EU cock gargling
this is why nobody likes krauts.

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>>129261580

>>129261175
Do you honestl think I have a source about a happening handy which was 2015?

>>129261627
Flemish and Walloon are fighting over who rules their non state, and the Moroccan takes over by popping out kids

"wanneer twee honden vechten om een been, loopt de derde ermee heen"

You guys gotta unite

>>129261076
>FACEBOOK POST 8 MINUTES AGO ITS HAPPENING:
>"Die is nog niet onder de controle redactie van VRT! Want een politiewoordvoerder zegt dat het nu serieus begint te worden.
>Vind ik leukMeer reacties weergeven · Beantwoorden · 1 · 8 min."

>>129261848
>((((they)))) deleted the reactions on facebook
>ITS HAPPENING

What is happening? I don't speak clop.

Is it BIG?

https://twitter.com/Daily_Express/status/873309078692519937

Daily express

>>129261914
Not really happening

>>129261661

this site wont me link the facebook post

>>129261914
No happening. Only a large police force larping on the streets.

>>129262094
ja

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So they are attacking Guus Meeuwis? Not Guus!

>>129262217
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129262044
he's probably just remarking on how similar the languages are, which isn't weird considering how they're basically the same language that split after the great migration

>>129262210
>this site wont me link the facebook post

Break up the url to split facebook, or rename it

blah.face berg.com/whatever

>>129262165
1 hour and nothing on MSM, no, not a big happening at all

HET IS EEN NACHT

https://atrl.net/forums/topic/45408-false-alarm-stadium-concert-in-the-netherlands/

guys by this point its clear its a false alarm

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>>129261785
What is it with Germans and Dutch Frikandel? Is it them looking like black pencil dicks or what?

>>129262287
this

>>129262220
is this what comes to mind when belgians think of us

>>129255897
Largest deployment of police i've ever seen here. Probally some shitskin nailbomber or just a random guy releasing some sarin.

>>129262220
guus is haram he has a tattoo of the prophet muhammad

One lone sandnigger looking for attention. Go to bed, faggots.

>>129262319
DIE JE NORMAAL

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>>129255897
>mfw dutchcucks were gloating after manchester that nothing happens to them

>>129257687
You won't do shit because you are the country which illegal immigrants use to enter Europe and disappear. If the rest of Europe had a shred of rational thought, they'd put every smelly Greek in prison

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>>129261076
take your mittens off when using the keyboard first next time

>>129262287

but its just a guy responding in dutch to the mediapost on facebook so it isnt an official source. bu knowing nornies on facebook dont larp its probably serious.

>>129262369
I am very fucking sleepy now that you mention it...

nightnighttime

>>129262338
Frikandeln sind lekker du mieser krocha

Kedeng Kedeng, Kedeng Kedeng, Kedeng Kedeng, Kedeng Kedeng, Kedeng Kedeng, Kedeng Kedeng, BOEM BOEM

>>129262325
It's not going to be a terror attack, but maybe something foiled.

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I'm going to Eindhoven in less than a week.

>>129257148
Please do not have terrorist attacks in Vorarlberg as I have another home there and it's very pretty

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WAAR ZIJN DE BLANKE VROUWEN

>>129262387
ALLEEN IN FILMS ZIET

>>129262390
surprise surprise, it's nothing

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>>129262338
why are yours black

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>>129262365

Guus is the only Dutch person that is somewhat lovable, believe me, the Dutch are pieces of crap.

>>129262044
It bascially says that VRT (probably a broadcaster) hasn't verified this information yet. A police spokesman says that this is now going to be serious. That's it.

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>>129261948
I ate horse meat before, lol. Some lasagna from a supermarket had horse meat in it which was a big scandal. You could return it to get your money back. I didn't care, ate it anyway.

I mean, one of our national dishes is traditionally made with horse meat, so what.

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>>129262338
Not posting the superior Frikandel Speciaal

>>129262582
the only viable targets would be vienna, graz,salzburg imo given the amount of tourism they have

latest reaction

Solange Op't Eynde #Live Dit is wat wij tot nu toe weten over de vermoedelijke terreurdreiging in Eindhoven.

Veel politie op de been in Eindhoven. Er is spraken van een mogelijke terreurdreiging maar dit is nog niet bevestigd. De politie hoopt rond 01:00 meer informatie te geven.

De politie heeft laten weten dat er serieuze dreiging is in het centrum, en vraagt daarom het centrum rustig noch dringend te verlaten. Via het landelijke communicatiesysteem P2000 van de politie is een melding verstuurd voor het Philips Stadion met de code die wordt gebruikt voor terreur en extremisme.

Volgens ooggetuigen zijn er schoten gehoord, en is er vermoedelijk iemand neergeschoten.

De optreden van Guus Meeuwis is bewust 10 minuten langer doorgegaan op het verzoek van de politie. Ook is er geen vuurwerk afgestoken, terwijl dit normaal wel wordt gedaan tijdens de afsluiting van het concert.

Het gevaar is helaas nog niet geweken, er zijn meer hulpdiensten opgeroepen, en de politie helikopter vliegt bewust met de lichten uit. Dit lijkt er op dat er één, of meerdere personen worden gezocht.

De dreiging was vermoedelijk gericht voor het stadion. Vervolgens is de politie verplaatst naar het station, waarna de meeste politie nu aanwezig is in het centrum. Desalniettemin worden alle drie locatie's zwaar bewaakt.

>>129257220
Flux festival...

>>129257849
>if I would do something like that, I'd strike something that causes large unrest and forces the country to a halt

please realize that islamic terrorists are too stupid to think like this

>>129262217
Found this on a quick search. Seems like they deleted it from the Kondolenzbuch.
http://www.dasgelbeforum.net/forum_entry.php?id=358206

>>129262677
R-rude.

>>129262677
Hee, niemand is blij met Frans, oké? Kom op Pfaff, we kunnen niet allemaal oude voetballers zijn met een eigen serie.

>>129262677
t. Sour Belgian who cant handle Geer and Goor

>>129262795

google translate:

Solange Op't Eynde #Live This is what we know so far about the suspected terrorist threat in Eindhoven.

A lot of police on the leg in Eindhoven. There has been a possible terrorist threat but this has not been confirmed yet. The police hopes to give more information at 01:00.

The police have indicated that there is a serious threat in the center, and therefore asks the center to leave quietly or urgently. A police report has been sent to the Philips Stadium with the code used for terror and extremism through the P2000 national communications system.

According to eyewitnesses, shots were heard, and there was probably someone shot down.

The conduct of Guus Meeuwis has been deliberately continued for 10 minutes at the request of the police. No fireworks have been cut off, as this is usually done during the closing of the concert.

Unfortunately, the danger has not gone, more emergency services have been called up, and the police helicopter flies with the lights. This seems to be looking for one or more people.

The threat was supposedly aimed at the stadium. Then the police moved to the station, after which most police are present at the center. Nevertheless, all three locations are carefully monitored.

>>129262677
Frans is a saint, leave him alone.

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Threadly reminder to ignore alarming posts without source.

>>129255897
Can you americans fuck off? If we posted every time someone got shot in the US the entire catalog would be "HAPPENING IN XYZ AMERICAN CITY"

>>129262360
Nothing happened you piece of shit.

Even if it were a terrorist attack, you'd all bend over and spread your cheeks to let another one happen.

Eurofags deserve to fall.

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STOP POSTING FRIKANDEL SPECIAAL. IT'S 1 AM AND I GET HUNGRY

>>129262827
interesting, just odd that he wouldn't openly talk about it nor that any group claimed it
but i see your point

>>129262821
point taken.

Why are Muslim terrorists so dumb? Why didn't the guys in London use a bomb?

>>129263020
you are confusing it Hans, you are becoming Syria, not Hungry

>>129262735
desu they could attack anywhere. They're intent on attacking major cities at the moment but the massive police presence will eventually force them elsewhere. Look at the London attacks - the victims were internationals. No (or one, maybe?) British victims.

If they wanted to kill British people they could mount an attack in some Northern English town with no police firearms presence in an isolated part of the country. If there were enough of them and they were heavily armed enough they could feasibly sack a village without word getting out and ambush anyone coming through.

There really would be nothing stopping them attacking Ischgl, for instance, at peak season. Or some random village in the Bregenzerwald or Karnten.

These trips will confirm religion of peace

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>>129262719
>not posting the ultimate frikandel met hagelslag

UIT

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that's what the normalfags get for leaving the house

>>129258816
Police in Norway has only one helicopter. It's placed in the capital Oslo.

>>129263036
Even in your country it is more difficult to create a bomb than it is to buy a knife

>>129263036
Like if it's that easy to make a fucking bomb.

You'd never be able to pull that shit off.

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>>129262865
This is the Netherlands, enjoy it.

>>129261010
I saw this train IRL

acknowledge me!

>>129255897
Anyone care to join?
>>129255415

>>129263149
Gatverdamme

>>129263149
BLASPHEMY

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>>129262719
>not posting the superior double Frikandel Speciaal
My favorite fast food item is unironically a double Frikandel Speciaal with Pommes Speciaal

>>129258360
judging by your taste in music, you couldnt be anymore fucked than you already are

>>129258943
It's very difficult to pass for a native in dutch. In the war, the resistence had new people pronounce the placename 'scheveningen', to spot german infiltrators. It's supposedly impossible to pronounce correctly for non native speakers.

>>129263036
a bomb is less effective
especially in a big crowd
just compare the deathtolls of your average suicide bomber and your gun or knife wielding jihadi

>>129263207
DELETE THIS FAGOTTERY

>>129262707

Horse is good. Hoof-beasts produce tasty flesh.

>>129263192
>>>129263036 (You)
>Like if it's that easy to make a fucking bomb.
>You'd never be able to pull that shit off.
Loads of tutorial online. Pressure cooker bomb...

>>129263209
Did you laugh out loud and did the people around you not understand what was so funny?

>>129263209
mooi

>>129257231
I would legitimately rather get blown up by muslims than live with fuck off insects and snakes

>>129262989
a bit sensitive this evening? Friday prayers didn't go well?

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>>129263036

Possible happening in your kingdom?

just leaving this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXiJcFVds0E

>>129263036
>People willing to blow themselves up for a religion
>Smart

does not compute

>>129262989
Aren't you sad that western european countries are becoming crime infested shit holes like America?

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>>129263036
What is it with you Brits always and your weird desire for bombs?

Who dominator 2017?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yY265jLC4

>>129263384
Yeah but you'll be put on a watchlist just for looking at those sites and then apprehended if you actually went and bought the materials

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>>129263256
Bunch of fags, dressing op your food asif it was a doll, we don't go for glitter and gay glamour, we go for size.

ROMEO'S FRIKANDEL XXL

>>129263337

Fascinating. I love stories like that.

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>>129262795
TRANSLATION:

A lot of police on the move in Eindhoven. There is a possible terror threat but this hasn't been confirmed yet. The police hopes to give more information at 01:00 (next full hour)
The police informed that there is a serious threat in the centre, and asks therefore to leave the centre calmly although urgently. Via the national communicationsystem p2000 a message was sent for the Philops Stadion with the code that's used for terror and extremism.

According to eyewitnesses shots have been fired and supposedly someone has been shot down.
The performance of Guus Meeuwis is intentionally continued for 10 more minutes on request of the police. Fireworks also hasn't been ignited, whilst usually this is done after Meeuwis' concert.

The danger has sadly not yet faded and more emergency services have been called. The police helicopter intentionally flies with lights off. It seems one or more persons are being sought.
The threat was presumably aimed at the stadion. Thereafter police was moved to the train station, after which police is now present in the centre. Nevertheless all three locations are heavily guarded

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If these people are hardcore, then this is a distraction from the REAL happening, good job deploying everyone into one freakin place toothpaste.

>>129263207
Don't post this on 4chan without trigger warnings.

>>129263507
let me one up you with your countrie's finest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bryduKoq250

>>129263256
just lurking but this looks tasty. I wish the internet didnt make me too scared to wanna travel

>>129263384
the pakis are stupid, hence relatively unsuccessful with their terrorism. I'm more worried about the Irish kicking off again...

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>>129263507
DELET THIS!

>>129263384
Much easier if you're an impulsive brainlet muzzie to get in your shitty Jap car with loads of knives and start playing irl gta

Why do we always disappoint when there is a potential happening in the Netherlands :(

>>129263036
you could start tutoring...

>>129263384
I think you might be on a list now mate.

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>>129262676
Old grease saturated with the essence of fried Leberkaas.

>tfw our police is too good to let a happening occur
based

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>>129263578
That's a big Frikandel.

Breivik's attack was well planned compared to the Muslim efforts.

https://twitter.com/Rosssen/status/873298662927077376

Koek

>>129263657
git gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agBTK1LAbkE

So nothing is happening? Or is the internet just that well censored now?

>>129263337
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Nl-Scheveningen.ogg
That surely did not work with Austrians or Bavarians.

>>129198562

>Probably just an unattended bag
>Whole world is holding it's breath

We're so weak

>>129263497
Probably just locals stabbing and fighting each other Paisley has problems with violent crime i think theres been about 3-4 murders in the last month or two and its White Scots who are doing it to each other.

>>129263766
> implying we're not already on multiple lists

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first leaked pictures of the terror attack

i visited someone in breda 2 weeks ago, that city is full of mudslimes, at least the part i saw.

>>129263858
you win this round
what the fuck is this

>>129263650
spotted the pro

>>129263944
Shieeet

>>129263207
I've only ever seen one scene of these fags and it was at a new years program showing 'the funniest moments in Dutch television'.

Apparently they go to sleep in the same bed at the end of an episode in some series they have.
Hilariously, one of the two fags grabbed a canoe out of a closet and took it in the bed. Not much more happened, but it was a three minute clip of both of them laughing about it.

Fucking television.

>>129263944

is that the weapon or the destruction?

>>129255897

May Allah Grant Victory to Muslim Warriors in this Homosexual Country.

>>129263944
Jesus, the bastards...

>>129263944

OVER THE LINE

>>129263944
I don't think my bandenplaksetje will be sufficient....

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Someone would have posted on /pol/ first hand.

Not happening.

>>129263975
It was a closing segment of a show and people could vote if you can come back the next episode or something. People thought it would be a good idea to let downies sing about their hankering for ne frut

>>129264099
Koop bij de hema nog een setje

>>129263944
DELETE THIS

>>129264161
2 days left burger.

>>129263886
Did they find info in the picture?

>>129263932
>Implying the bobbies will be after some virgin posting on a Sri lankan toiletry collection forum, while theres 30k muzzies willing to blow themselves up in the UK alone

>>129263507

HOE IS JOU NAAM?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YgwzPhxbsk

>>129258283
46th post worst post

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GUYS

Everybody spits on us when it happens here. So, good. Fuck you all.

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>>129263944
As a Dane I can understand the cruelty in this.
How will the Dutch ever recover?

>>129264195
What is it with our obsession of giving literal retards a platform to pretend they're normal people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Ut-BzlfOs

It seems the islamist attacks are extremely spontaneous. The guy in London asked his neighbor how much it would cost to rent a car?!

>>129264337
Pls translate

>>129263944
Turn the mideast into glass already jesus fuck

>>129263872
I dunno. Do you also have audio of a bavarian pronouncing scheveningen?

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Update: Police found a mass grave

>>129263932
You actually seem alright...
Don't got to Halfords this weekend.

(they're watching you)

>>129263497
its not more locals being pranksters is it?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1117959/man-accused-of-planting-fake-bomb-at-paisley-mosque-one-day-after-london-terror-attacks/

>>129264363
Sounding a little sensitive there princess.

>>129264195

>for ne frut

>>129264422
Are you retarded? That's in dutch and even I can read it perfectly

>>129264406
Diversity on steroids

real happening
chemical fire in california
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrRaou5dOmI

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shots fired according to a person in Eindhoven

>>129264381
Oy vey! Its like anudda 1945 Kraut bike theft.

Kudtmoffen ik wil mn opas fiets terug

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>>129263994
>>129264074
>>129264077
>>129264099
>>129264212
Never forget the 6 Gorillion stolen bikes that were never returned, by the way.

>>129264543

Germanbro are you alright? That's clearly in German.

>>129261010
Lmao I've been on this train

>>129258692
>we cant provide all the happenings
I beg to differ.

>>129264600
This has been a rumour for 2 hours, and still unconfirmed.

>eindhoven
fuck

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>>129264283
Lol you really do not know our country well do you?

>>129264502
underrated

>>129264536
Did they not have goesting in ne frut ?

>>129264543
Boi

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>>129264337
>>129264422
>>129264543
>>129264623

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>>129264456
>Do you also have audio of a bavarian pronouncing scheveningen
Sure, I even have audio of a Jap qt pronouncing Scheveningen. Let me just go to my cellar...