>be krautfag >browse /pol/ >accidentally leave tab open

>>129255528
nice blog where can I subscribe?

>>129255528
have finnished larping?

>>129255528
Cool story bro. What do you do now?

>>129255528
would make a great comedy skit, jewboi

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>>129255528
>this is what germans skinheads are reduced to
>literally fantasizing about a non existent grandfather who also blames DA JOOs for their own inadequacies.

>>129255528
are those knives even sharp enough to shape the soap?

And this grandpa's name...

Albert Einstein

>>129255528
things that never happened, the blog

>>129256639
One blade can make 2,000 lampshades before going blunt, very efficient

>>129255528
>last words
>the Jews did this
kek

enjoyable larp

>>129255528
women are the worst

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and his name was Uncle Ben and you are Peter Parker, right?

>>129255528
Cool story Ahmed when's the book out?

>>129257097
this. Ahmed is trying to assimilate into german culture

>>129255528
Thanks for that anon. Make sure to come back and tell us the details of your jewish revenge. Perhaps you could video some revenge happenings for us. Wear a GoPro and upload us some gore like Lucca Magnotta did. Cant wait for the next exciting installment anon...

>>129255528
Beatiful story, but did you make it up?

>>129256584
>American flag
>Posting blacked propaganda
>Bashing Aryans
>Defending Jews

The eternal burger strikes again.

Cool, now go establish the 4th Reich.

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>>129255528
I have an officers dagger just like this. I hope I am the old man in your story.

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>>129255528

DAS IT HANS

DAS IT

>SIEG HEIL MEIN KRAUT FREUND

>>129255528
das ist cringe

>>129257198
No, it's the total truth. But I can't post a pic of the knife. The risk is too big.

I can always say it was a collectors item but after this thread I could go to prison or some shit if I posted evidence against me and they found it.

I love LARP threads

>>129258936
I believe you......but my Tommy gun don't!

>>129255528
That HJ dagger is fake..
Look it up.

>>129259746
Of course it is. I found this picture on the Internet genius.

You honestly gonna think I will post my real knife and risk that my IP is forever stained with that shit and they SWAT my apartment because they think I hoard here nazi stuff?

No way bro. Right now everyone thinks I'm just bullshitting and LARPing and I will see to it that it will remain that way.

>>129260153
Godspeed, anon, all the best

Fucking Jews giving grandpa cancer and shit!
Monsters.
My grandpa died of cancer too! They must be stopped!

>>129255528
Nice tale, you can keep telling yourself this story but anyway, you lost and ruined the future of the european white civilization. The jews will never, NEVER forget and you doomed us all. Your grandpa was a faggot sucking russian dicks on the eastern front while his wife was raped by american niggers. Nicely done...

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>>129255528

this was fucking epic.

we are winning the culture war pedes.

It's only a matter of time before the normies are redpilled

This is the best fucking timeline

>>129261003
Shut up moron, we aren't winning a god damn thing. Half of the US hates trump because he said a few bad things about minorities.

We have no births. Soon whites will die out.

>>129261890
what is sarcasm

>>129262270
>german understanding sarcasm
>brazilian not being a monkey
>czech not starring in gay porn

>>129255528

LARPing or not, yes the jews did this and you must take revenge. Remember that (((they))) wanted the destruction of your people even before WWII.

>>129262445
good post

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I wish I had a nazi grandpa :(

>>129255528
Do it, Hans. Do it for the fuhrer!

>>129255528

So your parenta named you anon?

lol faggot

>>129255528
LARP harder Kraut

>>129263346
Newfag kys

>>129263065
Good news ! You have one ! Well grandma maybe never told you about that night the krauts visited her...

>>129255528
>be burger
>late 20s
>haven't lived with my mom in 10 years
>see her 2-3 times a year
>she texts me sometimes

>>129255528
what are you doing to reclaim your lands and cleanse your people of filth, anon?

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>>129255528
Gas them, Hans. Gas them all.
The Holocaust didn't happen but it should have, and we're going to make it happen.

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>>129255528

>>129255528
the 4th reich isn't totally rising
absolutely nothing is going on
please keep circualting and shitposting
Hier ist nichts zu sehen.

>>129255528
I tell my family always about shitposts on /pol/ and how we have to kill the muslims soon but also have to holocaust the jews this time for real because they are behind it.

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>>129255528
>mom finds out and is totally shocked
>mom

back to your kinder garten madrassa, von scat features

>>129256584
You have no problem shitting on the shill self-hating germans, but this activates your almonds?

>>129255528
Friend of mine has one of those knives that his dad took during the Battle of the Bulge.
So how is your gramps enjoying your Bund-babes getting blacked, and Allahized?

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>>129255528

>>129255528
I found that same knife after i went to save my dead granfathers stuff from my family giving it away to the homeless.

>get my knife out and stare at it like it's going to explode full with hatred...
>squeeze it until my knuckles are white.
>this was the day I swore revenge.
kek

KEK

K E K

This is some high level autism.
>revenge
>posts it on 4chan
Meanwhile
>Grandpa is spinning in his grave fast enough to power 1000 electric furnaces

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>>129255528
>Hitler_Youth_Reproduction.jpg

Go back to Tumblr faggot. We will never accept you.

>>129255528
>>gives me his HJ knife.

why is his knife a reissue?

>>129255528
My grandfather sold the bayonet of my great grandfather's K98. I was so sad when I found out.

>>129255528
>last words
>"the Jews did this"

Because a jew invented time, and time killed him.

>>129268783
why can't you read the thread before asking the same obvious and retarded questions as everyone else

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>>129255528
KRAUT NO

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>>129261890
If its a larp, oh well, but if its truth, good on you.

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>>129255528
R.I.P. grandpa

>>129255902
HAHAHAHAHAH !! OH OH OH!! MORE GRADE A AUSSIE HUMOR FOR ME PLZ! YUM YUM! FEED!

>>129255528
Nice story.

>>129255528
Tell your mom she is a cunt for scoulding you for looking at something from all sides. I would tell anyone I browse /pol/ because I can explain that there is nothing wrong with reading what people have to say, no matter how insane their opinion.

>>129255528
youre going to prison man

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>>129255528
that's a swell story anon, nice knife too. Clean blade, solid handle. Very firm wood. Old-fashioned. Wouldn't be a shame if someone stuck it in your pooper. nobody's watching but me

>>129255528
F

>>129255528
Cool starry bra.

nice hitler youth knife. i almost bought one from a collector the other week, but it was missing the badge. he got it from the original owner in NZ, that managed to sneak here under a fake alias and escape the nazi hunters

>>129257420
local sex offender arrested outside the highschool today brandishing knife: quote "want to be your nazi opa" shouted at teenage boys

>>129256584
>post
>flag
Those stars should have 6 points and those stripes should be blue.

>>129260153
dude just use a vpn or something holy christ