>be American >get shot >get stabbed >get trucked

>>129253758
what did tyrone do it america?

>>129253758
>checks flag
Listen Abdul... we will continue to glass your homeland

>leave an unpayable debt of medical bills

>>129253758

>Be UK
>Have unlicensed butter knife
>Go to prison

>>129254068
>get sent to re-education camp
>forgot to pay re-education camp license
>get sent to re-education re-education camp

>>129253758
*sighs*

>>>/r9k/37590266

>be burger
>get hsot by a guy who based his religion on danny phantom characters

>be british
>don't pay tv license
>get shot

>>129254328
shot*

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>>129253758
>be britbong
>muzzies who you let into the country by the truckload do their thang
>get Nice Trucked
>Get stabbed
>get blown up
all within the same month

here's the funniest part
>Muzzie muds out
>cops, who weren't issued guns run
>civies have to defend themselves

>>129253758
>Be British
>Refuse Shariah law
>Arrested for hate crime

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>>129254068
>>Be UK
>>Have unlicensed butter knife
>>Go to prison
>>129254171
>>>129254068
>>get sent to re-education camp
>>forgot to pay re-education camp license
>>get sent to re-education re-education camp

>>129254171

Hillary used to call it adult fun camp.

So happy I'm not living in that timeline.

Imagine how much of this would be the fucking white male's fault if she had won.

>>129253758
If I were British, I think I would really like to live in that reality.

Oh, this thread again. Much more comprehensive than when I saw it last night. And again I say...
>get stabbed
>get trucked

No, Nigel. That's (YOU), You've got plenty of fatasses, dumbasses and cucked-by-Jew-asses too. And really, that last one is a moot point to nearly everyone here.

>>129254929
>American education
Not pay to the news in your capital today, Cleetus?

>>129255028
keep the goalposts where they are, limey

>>129253758
At least Britain elects by popular vote unlike Nazi America

>>129255330
yes because coastal cities deciding what the entire country must do is a great idea

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>>129253758
at least our teeth aren't all fucked up and crooked, ya damn brit.

>>129253758
Yes despite all that being true:

>Americans still live in the best country in the world.

This is also true.

Insulting an American for living in America is like insulting a white person for being white, we are known everywhere and have fucked every country. Top dog now and forever.

Its just not possible to insult an American, insults run off us like none other.

>>129253758
Maybe it's cause I'm a privledged white male but none of that applies for me

>>129256146
>(((we))) have fucked every country
>insults run off us like none other.

JosephGoebbels.jpg

>bong makes one negative post about murica
>muricans go apeshit
wow :)

>>129255845
T.amerilardus rex

British people are so butthurt. It's almost comical.

>>129253758
Every American has told me that they dream of living in Australia so I don't so