It has just come to my attention that britbongs do not microwave

>>129250418
They don't like to use microwave time.

>>129250582
Is it because it don't go bong when it's done?

The waves taint the water. WHY DONT YOU JUST EAT A BOWL OF URANIUM

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wtf I didnt know you could do that
i thought it would evaporate or something

but then, it has come to my attention that americans dont even celebrate Easter???

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>>129250731

microwaving water? what the fuck? how long to boil a cup?

>>129251100
like 2 minutes

>>129250418
Why would you drink warm water? You a fag?

>>129251193
boil water for making tea or ramen you dork

>>129250418

Kettles have 2-3 times the wattage of a microwave.

They also don't boil over.

>>129251374
They also take 2-3 times longer and is an extra cost on top of a microwave.

>>129250418

>Wanting exploding water

>>129250418
what the fuck is wrong with you?

If you own a microwave, you're already a fat useless fuck.

>>129251522

Kettles do not have ~10% of the efficiency of a microwave. It's ridiculous that you'd even suggest that.

>muh pretending that I'm so efficient with my money way I can't afford a $12 kettle that will last for years

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>microwaving your fluoride, lead filled tap water

Enjoy cancer

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>tfw Americans do not know what this contraption is

>>129251878
implying its not filtered

>>129251522
i think you need a new kettle m8

>>129251228
The only time I use a glass of water in a microwave is so when I have to heat some food I put the glass on the opposite side of the plate and start the microwave on very high. That way the heat is distributed evenly across

>>129250996
>it has come to my attention that americans dont even celebrate Easter???

What? Of course we celebrate Easter.

>>129251885
>>129251848
>>129251374

American power is weak and pitiful so kettles take longer.

Literally the only country I know to use a microwave to heat water regularly.

Bonkers.

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>>129252106
>>129250996

>>129251146
Savages.

>not microwaving your apples

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>metastate water
>ever
Enjoy getting 3rd degree burns

>>129252141
I don't get it, what's wrong with using a microwave to heat water? A kettle is just another thing to clean.

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>Europoors on suicide watch

>>129252211
>Chile doesnt like waiting for things to cool down

>>129252141

Even Japan uses kettles and they have 100 V electricity.

>>129252247
It boils water?

I have literally never cleaned my kettle and its spotless.

>>129252247

>cleaning something that only ever holds water

???

>>129250418
Kettles are more efficient. Also this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheating

>>129250418
Just came from /v/, eh?

Who the hell uses a fucking kettle anymore? This isn't the fucking 1800s with kettles and cast iron shit.

Use a god damn microwave like a modern human being.

what would I need a cup of boiling water for anyway? I'm not a faggot so I don't drink tea

>>129250996
Unless you clean your microwave after every use, you will get leftover food particles in your water. Microwaving is not the same as boiling it. Boiling it cleans out all dirty particles.

Americans are disgusting pigs.

>>129251228
>ramen
Fucking neet

>>129251146
My kettle boils enough for 2-3 cups in less than 1 minute. Fool.

>>129252630

>Americans actually think the only alternative is heating a metal vessel over a flame

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>>129252453
>Europoor education
Water has natural minerals in it when you boil water over and over again overtime you get a mineral and metal buildup in the kettle.

>>129250996
>pic
>women's march 5 times larger
certainly looks like it.

>>129250418
microwave license are pretty expensive

>>129252822
>>129252967
just lay down infront of a truck of peace

>>129252979

Most water here is soft enough to never form limescale.

>>129250418
No one microwaves their fucking water except for you burgertards. Why do you so adamantly refuse to become civilized and use kettles instead?

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>>129252701
>Unless you clean your microwave after every use, you will get leftover food particles in your water.

Wtf are you talking about? Even if you don't clean your microwave like some kind of mongrel, how would food particles magically float up and into a cup?

>>129252808
I make just under 6 figures and still eat ramen. Shit's good man.

>>129252701
Americans literally cook stuff with a microwave like meat and whole dishes

>>129252979
>overtime
That's why you replace things after a while, yank. And we also have some of the purest tap water in the world so its not that much of a problem anyway.

>>129251885
Is that a snowglobe

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>>129253130
prove it by posting a water PPM lab result with timestamp or GTFO

>>129252249
5 minutes...

>>129250418
In Spain we actually warm our water in the oven to prevent hydrogenic infetteration. Works pretty well tbqh

Microwaves fuse the molecules making your water less nutritious.

>>129253219
atleast we have food to cook senpai.

>>129250418
Microwaving degrades the quality of stuff.

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>>129252979
>Water has natural minerals in it
You mean like...

LEAD?

>>129253233
No it's a Hobb. Says so on the side

>>129250418
Because you get an uneven temperature and we aren't knuckle dragging mouth breathers. Jews absolutely destroyed you.

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>>129252979
>soft water master race

>>129250418


There are plenty of Americans that boil on the stovetop at home. I do.

>>129253325
literally water has no nutrition value in it, microwaves dont fuse molecules they excite them.

>>129253367
Whose hobb

>>129250418

>Literally super boiling your water past boiling temperature
>Pull out hot water
>Get splashed when overboiled water explodes.

>>129253166
Food literally explodes in the microwave.Americans are fat because they have no fucking idea how to cook edible food other than get something from the freezer.

>>129253130
>most water
Lime scale is so bad here it clogs my coffee pot after week of use. I have to keep cleaning it out with vinegar.

>>129252183
I microwave my mac n cheese for 8

>>129252249
Your shitty microwave from the 1990s needs cleaning you filthy scum.

>>129250418
We have electric kettles.

>>129253430
Yeah, and it takes forever. The reason we (holiday) use kettles is because we have decent electricity and can plug it in and boil the thing in about 2 minutes.

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>>129253149
Why would you have a device that can only do one thing (boil water)? Microwaves can already do that, why have a dedicated device for that task?

That would be like buying pick related. It can only do one job, and I already have a tool that can do that job. Why would I buy one of these things?

>>129253337
Oh,the mighty american intellect strikes again.
Yes,you retard,i starved all my life because only burgers have food.

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>>129252249
Who could we ever possibly tame this uncivilized brute?

>>129253614
I bought it for 99 dollars at walmart two years ago

>>129250418
fcking again.

>>129253686
apple peels are the shit

>>129253686

The irony is that you probably own a coffee machine that literally only makes coffee

>>129252688
t. mountain dew drinker

>>129250418
>microwave so much faster and efficient.
Depends on what stove/microwave you have. (So my stove is faster.)
It's all about watts and how much metal you have to heat.

That said... what the fuck made you think this is a political issue?
/sage

>>129253725
You got mugged m8.

>>129253587
You should clean coffe pot and kettle every week with vinegar regardless of lime scale.

>>129253624


I still have one that dates to the 1970's. And the damned thing actually still works.

>>129253804
don't drink soda

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>>129253549
>Food literally explodes in the microwave

You're using your microwave wrong, Hungary.

>>129251374
>Kettles have 2-3 times the wattage of a microwave.
you are burning more fossil fuel using the stove, dont you give fucks about the climate? YOU ARE KILLING THE PLANET REEEEEEEE

>>129250418
We normally socialise with a cup of tea. And microwaving about 6 cups of water takes fucking ages

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>>129253876

I haven't cleaned my kettle in at least 6 years, am I going to die?

>>129250418
the fuck bruh?

Microwaves damage the brain.
>murica
yep

>>129253686

I have an apple/potato peeler, and it comes in handy a lot more than you might think.

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>>129253953

>stove

The memes never end.

>>129253351
What stuff? Not water.

>Americans microwave water
>wear shoes indoors
>dont use coasters
>probably dont know how to make a proper cup of tea

You are complete fucking barbarians

>>129250418
They need license for microwaves, cups and water and another licence when they want to combine these things.

>>129253953
The majority of our electricity is produced by a combination of nuclear plants, wind farms and solar panels.

>>129253789
Right, but I don't already have a device that can do what it does. Microwaves make things hot, including water. Kettles only make water hot. Coffee makers only make coffee, but there's no other tool that already does that. See what I mean?

>>129253977
>takes almost 10 minutes to boil water
>takes literally 2 minute to microwave 6 cups of water
Brit education.

>>129254121
>range

kill yourself

>>129254026
Open it and take a peek at the calcium build up;)

>>129250418
microwaving your water is considered lower class here

its the sort of thing a dirty community college student would do becuase they spent all their money on weed rather than a good kettle

>>129254121
I don't care if you "invented" the english language, calling a stovetop a hob is the gayest shit I ever heard.

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>>129254274

>doesn't even know the mistake he made

>>129253686
I use it to boil eggs and frankfurter outside of making instant coffe and tea.
>>129253919
You dont have real food.Try to heat gulyás in the microwave and let me know how tha tworked out for you
>>129254026
No,you are just a disgusting cunt

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>>129253977
>Having 5 friends

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>>129254145

We know how to make tea, Britbongs.

>dress like an Indian
>take tea
>throw it into Boston Harbor.

Also, tea is shit and coffee is life.

>>129254198
Kettles are faster and don't require as much effort.

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>>129253977

>socialise

where on earth are you from?
we're from england
where you come from
do you put the kettle on?

>>129254293

It's actually rusty because I set it off empty by mistake once.

>>129253953
we use electric kettles in the uk m8,i hear americans still boil water on the stove like savages

>>129254245
>10 minutes
I don´t know what kind of low-energy kettle takes 10 minutes to boil water, but mine does it in about 4 minutes

>>129254145
All the people in countries where you take off your shoes don't vacuum multiple times a week and wear shoes that they just slip on and off instead of well fitting laced shoes.

>>129252146
>trump poses with russian prostitute in fur suit.jpeg

ftfy

>>129252045
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

>>129254436
na good tea tastes better desu

I guess a lot of it is just culture and civility.

Making something like tea or coffee is almost ritualistic - it has an ancient method that's been used for centuries.

Sure, you can microwave water, but it's just really fucking pleb.

>>129252701
Boiling kill bacteria via temperature. Microwaving will do this as well. Boiling water in either for will also concentrate particulates and substances that have a higher boiling point than water. Distilling is the method nessisary for removing these particles

>>129253789
My coffee machine makes water, coffee, tea, and any other hot beverage.

How do britbongs even manufacture coffee makers that can only make coffee? Does it have a sensor that deactivates it without the scent of beans?

>>129252701
holy shit the amount of people who have no idea how microwaves work is insane haha. It's times like these that I realize how dumb pol is sometimes. Microwaving water is perfectly fine. Food on the other hand will neutralize some nutritional value due to heated pockets. Microwaves are perfectly safe, just not as tasty or healthy when it comes to food. Apparently microwaving water will magically make minerals disappear everyone!

>>129254517
I use a conventional stove top and have a kettle.
It takes way less time to microwave.
Girlfriend is asian so she demands I make her "tea" because she is a stupid hipster bitch.
Microwave is only way.

>>129254632

Just imagine some American weebs unsheathing a microwave in the middle of the matcha tea ceremony.

>>129254436
Coffee is Arabic shit and is bitter. Basically a brew made from cigarette butts and ditchwater.

>>129253691
shit, must explain why your country is called what its called

WHO'S SIPPING ROIGHT NAW BOIS?

>>129250418
They don't understand microwaves because the clocks on them don't use metric time.

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>people who think microwaves cause cancer
I bet you think phones cause cancer too.

>You dont have real food.Try to heat gulyás in the microwave and let me know how tha tworked out for you

I think you're misinterpreting the uses of the microwave. Most people use them reheat previously prepared meals (e.g., leftovers), not to actually cook food.

>>129254145
>Americans microwave water
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>wear shoes indoors
This is just something from TV/movies. People don't do this. (Seriously, I've never known anyone who does this)
>dont use coasters
We use coasters....
>probably dont know how to make a proper cup of tea
I'll concede this one. Since Americans favor coffee over tea, it's not that big of a deal.

>>129254773
Its called Magyarország,but none of you fuckers could say it out loud so keep it Hungary.

>tfw fell for the electic kettle meme and there's no way in hell I'll ever be going back

Sorry fellow ameribros

>>129255016

If phones don't cause cancer, then how do you explain phoneposters?

>>129250418
it's about the ritual. kettles are part of our dna.

"put the kettle on" is a phrase that unifies all brits

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>>129250418
Wonder why americans have such a high rate of gynecomastia

>>129255156

>when we have to emergency power reserves to cope with kettles being activated during prime time TV breaks

>>129250418

Maybe they have alot of friends.

If you submerge a spoon in the water fully it won't spark. The charge spreads across the metal more evenly and discharges across the water, heating it up twice as fast as it normally takes.

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>>129255052
>gulyás
>thinks its cooked in the microwave
Gee

You can only do a cup at a time. If I want to boil a kettle of water I can just put on the kettle and walk away and do other things for a few minutes until it's boiled. Who wants to be sitting by the microwave microwaving cup after cup of water? That's madness.

>Europeans take their father's last name

holy shit you canNOT make this up!

>>129254148
GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO BE FREE

>>129254442
>don't require as much effort.
How so?

Get out cup -> fill cup with water -> place in microwave -> press buttons -> done

Get out kettle -> fill kettle with water -> place kettle on stove -> press buttons/turn knobs ->pour water into cup from kettle -> done

There's an extra step with the kettle.

Paddy abroad here. It's retarded, 90% of homes here don't have kettles. My kettle cost me like $40 and took 3 weeks to find. Stupid fucking yanks

>>129250418
I do

>>129251885

Cheap looking samovar, Muhammed.

Is this the daily shitpost thread?

>>129253219
Disgusting but true. It's not even just poor people. I've known people across the spectrum who microwave entire meals.

>>129255285
what is this supposed to show? Surely you cant make assumptions without conducting a double blind study with a control group?

>>129255475

How do you pour water from the kettle when it has already melted?

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How can you not have a kettle? Do you not have hot water pies?

>>129255156
"Allah hu Akbar" is a phrase that unifies all brits

FTFY

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>>129255568
yes

>>129255285
fake bullshit, tried this experiment myself once and had no effect on plants

>>129255475
I guess once you lay out the steps like that it really shows you how fucking retarded this whole argument is. People who drink tea should all kill themselves anyway

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