>get on plane for flight to Miami this morning >Fat Hasidic

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>get on plane for flight to Miami this morning
>Fat Hasidic jew and his fat son with a broken foot sit in seats across isle from me.
>They are both already whining/complaining about the flight before they even take their seats.
> sits down and immediately wraps stuff around arms and begin rocking back and forth in prayer
>Orders coffee, plane takes off, before plane even hits runway fat jew spills his coffee on his dry cleaning. begins asking stewardess if they can upgrade.
>already flying first class.
>plane takes off, black steward comes by to everyone to confirm meal orders. approaches the jews.....
>Jew says "Do you have my kosher meal?"
>steward starts fumbling round in a confused panic.
>Jew says "well I'm going to have to talk to management and see if me and my son can maybe get an upgrade"
>they then get to pick and choose what they want off two different menus.
>Now for the most disgusting part, they had a giant bag of food. egg salads, sandwiches, chips, that they pulled out 2 hours into the flight thus defeating the purpose of complaining about a kosher meal in the first place.
>after the 40 minute eat o thon fat jew gets up, goes to bathroom enters sideways cause he was too fat to enter and takes a fifty minute shit. then leaves the door open as he exits stinking up the whole cabin.
>never even ordered the kosher meal, just did it to get the flight crew ruffled up.

Pol how do these people do it? How are they able to work people over so effectively? I could never in a million years pull this off.