What is a happening? What does it mean to "come here for

>>129204020
>please be kind
>P.S. and P.P.S

Fag

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>>129204020
90% of happenings are (((bait)))
And lurk moar

>>129204020
>HAPPENING: some occurrence that may or may not have profound sociopolitical ramifications.
>Multiple quotes: the quantity of quotation marks is directly proportional to how contrived the subject is (in the eye of the quoter)

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>>129204020

>>129204020
>I have no intention of staying here

None of us had the intention of staying here. You are trapped like the rest of us.

>>129204530
Thank you!

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>>129204020
a Happening is when something of interest to /pol/ is occurring. You being a faggot is not a Happening.

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>>129204665
Np. You shouldn't leave so quickly, you'll miss the magic

>>129204020
>I have no intention of staying here
You are a fool
Nobody leaves until the site is shut down

And lurk more faggot

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>>129204665
examples

9/11

Fukushima

Tsunami 2004 Thailand

Wikileaks

Meme Wars

and so on

>>129204020
Nigger

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>>129204020

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>>129205448
>filtering femboys

Fucking pleb

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>>129205722
femboys deserve to line the shuttle launch pad, nothing else

>>129204020
inexcusable, if ever newfag made a thread nothing would get done

sage

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>>129205722
hey btw is that beef supreme?

>>129204020

It's always happening, comrade.

>>129204020
A happening is something I really wish for which will never happen. Such as a world war, financial collapse, me getting sex with a decent looking girl, Yellowstone erupting etc.

>I have no intention of staying here and polluting your space with my newfagness

Too late.

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>>129204020
>no intention of staying
I swear!

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>>129204020
leave and never come back, never post again.

Sage

>>129204662
>trapped here with us
I am not trapped here with you, OP, you're trapped here with me!

>>129206552
No, the happening will happen we just have to wait and watch closely until it does. Some say this is why /pol/ exists.

>>129204020
(((They))) pay you well?
Fuck off shill, or Lurk moar before starting a thread asking basic shit you can google

>>129209832
you're waiting for this bloke to get laid by a decent looking lady... prepare to be disappointment

>>129204020
It's about putting things in your butt and pretending to be an exotic animal. All you need to be a badger is a tennis racket. Post pics and this thread will be a happening.

>>129210340
I tried, actually, but the word seemed to have some very complex connotation, and I wasn't sure. Also, I honestly don't understand how this makes me a shill. And I'd love to lurk, but I really short on time as of now.

these retards get excited for any minor thing that goes on worldwide, thinking that it will lead to a full-scale war, that's what the happening is about while in reality nothing really happens and they are left with their wet dreams

>>129204020
Happeningfags are actually 99% newfags so you'll fit right in OP. After a newfriend has seen 20-30 happening threads come and go while nothing happens they stop being happeningfags UNLESS you're one of the 10% or so of /pol/ with undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia. Protip: you can mess with those guys every few days by making a late night thread asking if anyone else had a really strong deja vu today, and then insinuate that the Jews must have just split our timeline with the LHC. You can even just make comments like "did anyone else just feel that" to find the schizos, it's good fun.

>>129204020
>I have no intention of staying here
Here I am 7 years later.

>>129204020
>What is a happening
It's our sole purpose of coming here. We sit and wait for it... the happening is always happening but it's never actually the happening but it's as happening as happening cant get to the happening with out actually being the happening so we just settle for the happening until the happening.

Also please don't use Ron Paul unless it's actually happening.