ITT we pretend its the year 2525 >if 4chan is still alive

>having a real life anime waifu
>not preserving the human race

أنا الألمانية الجديدة

>>129170034
it's year 2525 not 2017

Hey, have any of you guys ever heard the legend of Sam Hyde? I hear his ghost is still terrorizing the country to this day.

>>129169397
ay lmao chao

There is literally nothing wrong with being a black jewish transmother.

Fucking EARTH people, planet mixing is beneficial!

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>BBC is playing 24/7 interracial cuckold porn as a diversity initiative
>Jihadists roaming the streets, blowing up and molesting children - people have taken to wearing a flag filter hijab irl so they can always virtue signal and show solidarity with the Muslim community
>Internet is fully censored, Britain has gone full Orwell's nightmare but with more cuckoldry
>Children forced to pray like Muslims five times a day, and taught to believe that sex doesn't exist and they should all be homosexual
>Nationalists that posted on /pol/ have been detained by the Ministry of Tolerance on the Isle of Wight, and are routinely fucked in the ass by Islamists

>>129171404
>Implying mi5 will stop Shitposting

>>129169397
Hei, hvordan går det, mine venner? Visste dere at for fem hundre år siden eksisterte det såkalte "mennesker" som var kullsvart i huden. Må ha vært dårlige tider.

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>>129169397
How is life down there, earthshits?

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>>129169397

>>129169397
If there's a single person that doesn't think that humanity will be destroyed by 2525, you haven't been paying attention.

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How can earth 'men' even compete?

Why aren't you letting your wife be bred by a superior Covenant man?

>>129169397
Have you found that pizzagate lead yet?

>>129171845
Too thin, and he would never let his hair go grey. I mean it already is grey, just dyed

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>>129172067
What happened to big emu cock?

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>>129169397
>2525
>Still no WWIII
Worst fucking timeline.

>>129169397
I like that song.

>>129173487
fuck off

>>129169397
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the (((blue))) pill you took today

嗨,大家,这是我,好老叶

>>129169397

> لا تستخدم سيكسبوتس التنغستن

Who's moot?

>>129169397
Oy vay, these niggoys were a bad idea.

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>>129170540
i heard he is still getting away with it

Laser beams can't melt carbon nanotubes

>>129169397

>Greater israel
>No jordan
>Syria is 1/5 of its original size
>Lebanoni slimes are minority in Christian lebanon
>Non country dwellers are playing sand castle while being treated like zoo animals with big walls around their villagers
>Egypt is great again
>Saudi Arabia has no oil anymore and is a dead husk of it self and isrsel has no use of it
>Diaposa jews are being massacred in neu-aushwitz
Life will get better after the war.

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>>129177983
>mecha-foreskin is now grown in a lab, satiating isreal, the remains of which lives safely contained in the radiation zone under an actual iron dome

>>129178278
>>>129177983 (You)
>>mecha-foreskin is now grown in a lab, satiating isreal, the remains of which lives safely contained in the radiation zone under an actual iron dome
We call it the big bulbul.

Potholes near my house are still there.

>>129169397
>trump got impeached
>liberals didn't look into his VP hard enough
>its zyklon b garrison, but look closer
>ghettos shut down by the army
>protests chased out by local police
>gay pride parades getting stoned
>no, look even more close
>president garrison has a 卐 on his shoulder
>liberals everywhere melt down
>says fuck you to constitution
>tfw fascist now
best timeline

>>129177983
honest question, why cant you jews just go build a country on who gives a fuck land such as parts of siberia, argantine, anywhere on central asia or africa? why do you have to stir up one of the most violent parts of the world? why do you always have to be such big cunts?you know that you are creating this "me against the world" situation and you are solely responsible for all the jew hate?

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>medicine make humans live forever
>medicine can get you back to life
>mfw i can't get off this ride
>END THIS

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>>129178429
ultimate kek

>>129179166
No you keep work you pay tax gwailo goy

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>>129172067
We can't compete.

>>129169397
>2525
>Year 200 of the global holy caliphate
>today i peed over a huge nose statue symbolizing a jew which is said to be a rare creature who existed before the caliphate days
>went to the bank to get my usury free loan to pay for my new flying car
>watch news: finally europe is safe to walk after nuclear radiation of the nato vs russia war faded out
>going there with my family to inhabit those lands
>today was a good day

Been 100 years since Sunnis and Shias launched nuclear warheads at each other. Other nuclear powers get dragged in.

Rivers, air, soil saturated with radiation. Humans pushed back to stone age, live life Mad Max style.

>>129180659
this seems to be the most plausible outcome , >also yellowstone errupted - all of america has to be rebuilt from scratch under the rule of mechatrump with only his cock and brain intact , he also owns twitter youtube google and all of the media so no more fake news.
europe is divided into one half being muslim ghouls with horns and tails VS genetically modified christians with wings and halos.at eternal war with eachother seemingly unable to win on either side.
Russia has colonized Siberia and Syria all of the balkans , Israel is no more.
Mars is the new australia as stralians have been wiped out from the face off the earth due to a meteorite that turned all wildlife in straya highly intelligent and carnivorous , few remnants have fled to mars and they are the new shitposters.
Canada has genocided itself over maple syrup shortage , turned into Racoon City overnight with leafs killing eachother over remaining stocks of syrup and moose beef.
the rest of the world was sucked up by the rapture along with orthodox jews christians peaceful muslims buddhists and hindus.
India was the superpower that started the genetical surge by injecting modified feces into humans to their great surprise turning them white and aryan , in constant contact with nordic aliens and no longer a shithole as feces is now the currency.
South Korea and North Korea long after kimjonguns suicide over not being able to land a rocket anywhere meaningful have reunited and in a golden age where feuds are handled via Starcraft 5 and League of Eternal Legends in VR2.0 where their spirit and soul is bound to the characters.

cant be arsed to write more fiction.