Apparently liberals prefer thin crust pizza and fine wine while

>>129150519
strange, i prefer thincrust pizza and wiskey and think deep dish and wine are gross

Define deep dish in relation to thin crust. If it means Sicilian, then it's correct, if it means Chicago, then they need to reevaluate life.

>>129150776
Yo, Thin crust master race here

I just ate BBQ chicken and onion on a nice crisp thin crust, coupled with a blue moon Belgian white ale.

>>129150519

Pretty accurate.

>>129150519
>What do you guys think that means?

pizza exists in a realm beyond the political compass

Family owned pizza is best pizza

>Conservative
>Thin crust
>Wine
>Blue collared heterosexual

Explain that. Am I trans-dietary?

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>>129151049
Nigga I am pretty sure none of that is what they were talking about.
They meant thin crust pizza like pic related

I prefer home made pizza. I use a 48h cold rise dough and bake it on a large slab of granite.

>libertarian mostly
>calzone
>good beer

explain

>Liberal
>Whiskey
>Detroit style deep dish

I don't get why people are so obsessed with grouping up in weirdly defined tribes

>>129151049
Chicago pizza is god tier don't say shit about it

>>129150519
OP is a faggot. Pizza lives matter. Not all pizzas.

>>129150519
I like this picture.

>>129150519
Liberals are shallow

>>129150519
It clearly means that liberals are impatient (thin crust pizza cools faster), and conservatives are stupid (deep dish pizza takes longer to cool you fucking conservacucks, stop letting your pizza cuck your asses)

>>129150519
I prefer thin crust and I dislike wine and I'm not liberal.

>>129152628
amen

>>129151637
Right, but what do they mean by deep dish? If it's Chicago style then it's not even pizza, it's a casserole. Some people call Sicilian deep dish.

>>129150519
Liberals enjoy equally lacking in foods and pretending to be sophisticated, while conservatives enjoy abundance and take their alcohol like men.

>>129152628
Chicaco deepdish is a casserole, not pizza. Still good to eat, but not pizza.

>>129150519
Sounds right.

>>129150519
what if I like both

>>129150519
>tfw prefer thin crust and wine but full 1488 fascist

>>129150519
Thin crust pizza and beer is truly the master race

All you other faggots need not apply

>>129151582
you're a liberal

>>129150519
Thin crust is unfulfilling unless you are a spooky skelington.
Wine takes up too much space in the gut for the amount of drunk it gets you. Whiskey is the best choice if you can handle bad tastes and just want to escape from this plane of existence asap.

>>129153956
>Beer and soy-laden pizza

Beta male man titty monster detected

It's a meaningless, false statement; it means nothing. I'm conservative, and I strongly prefer thin crust, and I don't drink alcohol.

>>129150519
>Little Caesars

Slams door

>>129154613
Where is the soy coming from exactly? You don't make thin crust with soy just so you know.

>>129154875
All pizza bases contain soy unless otherwise specified except gluten free.

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Listen you uneducated fucks. There is only one type of pizza, that is thin crust. Everything else is a non pizza. The only people who think otherwise are you inbred anglo fucking retards who corrupted pizza into a the monstrosity known as deep dish. You dumb wiggers eat your shitty dominoes and little caesars BUT don't insult my fucking inteligence by calling it pizza. NY THIN CRUST IS ONLY TRUE PIZZA.

>>129150519
i like deep dish and wine.

whiskey if i wanna turn up

>>129154613
Fuck you and the stingray you rode in on, I could break you in half.

>>129154406
>Thin crust is unfulfilling unless you are a spooky skelington.

a m e r i c a n s

>>129150519
I'm a libertarian and I prefer thin crust and whisky.

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>>129155315
>I could break you in half
If you fell on me sure

>>129155270
I agree with this statement besides the new york part. It's called italian pizza, you're not special new york.

>>129152628
POO IN LOO
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But also, so is lasagna, I don't claim that it's pizza.

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>>129150519
I'm a re' 'can an' I like 'go 'za wi' my 'key.

>>129152628
get your curry eatin ass outa this thread. It aint pizza and we all know its shit.

i like medium crust pizza with beer

>>129155865
Which is nothing like NY style pizza, which is garbage.

>>129150519
Deep dish ain't a pizza you stupid fucking nigger.

>>129150519
Deep dish is not pizza. It's a (sometimes tasty) abomination

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>>129155668

>>129150519
>implying any type of pizza or alcohol is not goat
Unless it's anchovy pizza and gin I don't care

>>129150519
I prefer cheese-stuffed crust and rum.

What does that make me?

>>129157770
A Warriors supporter

>>129150519
Thin crust is European, libs like "latte grandes" for the same reason. Same for fine wine, plus women like fruity drinks in general, and lots of libs are female or girly males.

Deep dish pizza is 'Murrican and whiskey is strong for strongly patriotic men and women.

Yes I'm being a little ironic. I actually prefer vodka with dinner, as it was originally intended.

>>129151993
No one cares

>>129151993
>>>/ck/

>>129150519

Liberals are more concerned about what others think about them than they do about honesty or being true to themselves.

>>129150519
Liberals also suck on the chocolate skin flute for dessert.

>>129151261
yikes....beyond faggotry

>>129157770
non-white

>>129157770
A fat pirate (probably black)

>>129150519
Conservatives like to get their money's worth.
Thin crust is glorified crackers unless you get it IN Italy.
Conservatives are less pretentious.
Liberals live to impress each other with their 'cultured' food choices and die of shame if seen eating something plebian unless it's ethnic.

>>129151261
>Blue Moon
There is literally not a single decent brew in burgerland.

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>tfw conservative as fuck and prefer thin crust and the driest reds I can find

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>>129151049

>He can't appreciate a good 'go 'za.

>>129155116
You're a fucking moron

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Bacon cheeseburger pizza. Beef, cheddar, pickle slices, "hamburger sauce" (zesty thousand island). Pan crust. Glorious.

>>129150519
>fine wine
No wonder they're all faggots.

>>129150519
Thin crust pizza is depressing. It's like if you dropped a pizza slice cheese side downwards on dirty carpet, but it was baked that way.
Also, slide thread.

>>129150519
that Americans have a poor diet?

>>129159196
Lest not an imbecile

There is no such thing a deepdish pizxa but whiskey over wine. There is a right time to drink both and a wrong time.

Liberals are more health conscious and meticulous with treating themselves thin delicate treat like thin crust pizza pie and fine wine good for the heart.

While conservatives are more balls to the wall celebratory throwing caution to the wind, just get drunk and indulge!!! deep dish BBY!

I like deep dish with fine wine, ordering it tomorrow. but I'm a gun toting, pot smoking, hate the degeneracy normalization [gay, trans, pedo etc.] movements.

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>>129159060
>literally
Fuck off.

>>129159196
No he's not. Everything has fucking soy in it.

>>129159239
Isn't that a brand new pizza they are serving at Papa John's? It looks pretty good.

>>129150519
Pizza and wine? What a gross combination. Beer goes with pizza, not wine.

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>>129159060
kys

>>129159668
No

>>129151261
Noice

>>129159060
gotta agree with the emu, my homeland, outside of possibly homemade beer, does not make any decent beer to drink

which is strange since so many descend from Germans

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>>129159864
>B-but we have 'craft' beers

Make way, petty burgers

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>>129155865
>>129156617
>Non NYfags compensating for lack of GOAT pizza

>>129160203
Are you trying to troll or are you just autistic?

>>129150519
sounds like conservatives get too fat from eating slop and then need whiskey to feel a buzz

>>129160343
From NY faggot, NY style pizza is trash.

>>129150776
This

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>>129160203
4x is probably the best beeer ina world, germans don't talk about it for fear of giving it recognition

protip: don't post porpol brd its bannable offence pic related

>>129160511
I feel sorry for you

>>129161064
I don't even think about you.

>>129152628
Tandoori chicken pizza is delicious. I'll give you that much poo in loo.

>>129150519
Anyone that prefers fine wine over good ol' whisky is a cuck. It's nice to try fine wines here and there but they cost more than they're worth by a lot and they're just really weak.

>>129151402
4D pizza compass when?

>>129161064
I have tremendous respect for Australia and its exports. Looking forward to visiting the Outback.

>>129161760
What kinds of distilled beverages are popular in Israel, rakija?

>>129161913
We've got a lot of Russians so mostly vodka

>>129162414
I approve, US-Israel-Russia bond of friendship.

>>129150519
I like both of those things in alternation.

>>129162534
Nuke the world

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>>129154842
>Not liking Caesars.
It's my cheat food fuck you

ignore this & go to
>JғucktoɴJGHt.com

Those who don't like deep dish aren't getting a proper 'go 'za

Probably some local knockoff variant made by some guys who grew up watching da bears

>>129152597
Literally the worst permutation

>>129159060
Because Foster's is such a great beer.

>2017
>consuming alcohol