Going to a black dinner tonight, what should I bring over that

Nigga please.... fried chicken, watermelon and red koolaid. Grab a pack of newports and some Hennessey if you're feeling fancy.

>>129142004
bring some o' dat "purple drank" in a double cup but make sure it's mostly deadly poison

>>129142004
fried chicken, wings, watermelonstria, grape drank, chitlins, quinoa salad, jambalaya, gumbo, anything breakfast to be honest, patro'n, bicardi, weed, menthols

t. actual black man

>>129142004
and a mixtape

Purple drank

>>129142004
normal food. But if you insist on black cuisine corn bread, greens, or pork is good.

>>129142004
White women. Prep the gents as a kindness and you will be the life of the party

Flaming Hot Cheetos

EBT card and ancestry baggage

>>129142004
WHITE WOMEN
Duh

Wear a dashiki or you will appear the fool.

>>129142004
You again. What did you bring last time?

Chop up and cook a pound of bacon. Then put a bunch of chopped collad greens in a pot with a cup of vinegar and a tablespoon is sugar and cook it down for an hour. Put some more vinegar in and mix in the bacon. Niggers love collard greens.

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>>129142004
Bring air freshener and spay it constantly and mak a face like you are disgusted.

your wallet, cell phone and car

>>129142004
bring some bologna and american cheese

A rhodesian ridgeback with a quick-release muzzle

>>129149206
This right here, but dump a bunch of Lawry's seasoning salt on it. Niggers love Lawry's.

>>129149206
>>129150695
Also, Jalapeno cornbread if they already have a greens side, or if you feel like it.

>>129142004
40s of malt liquor

>>129143237
This.

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>>129142004
>what should I bring over that would go over well with the blacks?
the whitiest thing you can think of. other cultures want to learn about your shit, not have you mimic theirs

>>129142496
so just purple drank

>>129150546
KeK

>>129151797
Mayonnaise

>>129142004
chop suey

>>129151606
Mix flaming hots with bbq pork rinds and chili cheese frito chips. I call it Trailer Mix, and it is glorious.

>>129152319
No, blacks always order pepper steak when they get Chinese.

>>129142004
This isn't advice but if you watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm" you can learn what not to do.

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>>129152310
ya,i was thinking some sort of potato/noodle salad.maybe ham salad?idk

A fuck ton of cotton and dump it all over the floor and tell the blacks to pick it all up

>>129142004
Why don't you just axe them?

>>129152546
>Anonymous (ID: ya1r5iZn) 06/08/17(Thu)23:47:27 No.129152546▶
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>>>129152310
>ya,i was thinking some sort of potato/noodle salad.maybe ham salad?idk
In that case, bring pimento cheese finger sandwiches on white bread. Doesn't get whiter than that.

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>>129142004
Don't do watermelon
they'll call you a racist...

But fried chicken is always acceptable

>>129153302
>I'm drunk posting

>>129142004

- Buy some new Jordans and make up a story about how someone almost stepped on them
- Raise the roof randomly
- Eat Chicken and Watermelon without chewing with your mouth closed

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>>129142319
Came here to post this. Not even kidding.

I'm black and I approve of this. Because it's real, knawmean? Idgaf what anybody say. Maybe I am genetically predisposed to like fried chicken. But goddamn if friend chicken ain't good eatin'.

if u bring chicken they start snapping so watch ur fingers

>>129142004
Orange is the new black. Your prision jumpsuit.

>>129142004
weed

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>>129142004
Bardi grub, sum boosh plum and a skind roo. mabe sum turdle igz

show up in a bow tie suspenders and black face