These are the 12 new NASA Astronauts that were chosen from over

They all look like capable, talented people, with unnaturally wide smiles.

>>129099570
>chinaman does half hover hand

why?

also on topic what I notice is them infront of a fucken fighter jet

>>129099570
They all look like pleasant and intelligent people?

>>129099570
>5 in here because of diversity

>>129099570
>notice anything?

they look like criminals who conspire to steal tax dollars

A white man in the center taking the alpha male role.

>>129099953
T-38 trainer. Just a nice ride.

>>129099570

They're all shapeshifting Jews?

>>129099953
Na looks like trainer jet.

>>129100219
this. underrated

>>129099953
>also on topic what I notice is them infront of a fucken fighter jet

Anyone who did not fly a combat aircraft off an aircraft carrier has no business being an astronaut.

>>129099570
Fantastic dental care

>>129099570
WHERE'S THE FUCKING BLACK PERSON! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129100388
I have the weirdest boner right now.

>>129099570
NO NIGGERS?

NIGGER LIVES MATTER! WHERE IS MY TOKEN NIGGER?!?

>>129100261
>>129099953

okay thnx

>>129099570
Gender disparity
There's too many men

Disproportionate amount of wh*tes

>>129099570

they statistically represent the population of a functional democracy?

why not more asians or blacks then? asians don't like space. blacks don't even like to go hiking.

>>129100490
>>129100580
There's a nog woman you dunces

>>129099570

I spotted the jew faster than the nigger, disgusting

>>129099570
looks like the US.

>>129099570
They're all under 5'8" because that's the requirement to become an astronaut

>>129100693
She is as white as everyone around her!

Are you summoning a BLACKFACE???

>>129099570
>notice anything?

Yes. I notice how people paying attention to NASA's astronauts is retarded. You should be focusing on private industry astronauts. These will be the people who colonize the moon, mars, etc. NASA is so restricted from doing anything useful the entirety of these people's careers will be travelling back and forth to the ISS to study zero G affects on stupid shit.

>>129099570
Half of them are non white. Good job US.

>>129099570
>1 year of STEM grad school under my belt
>it's all meaningless because I wear glasses

fuck my genetics, I'll never be an astronaut

How have we gotten to a state where if they actually had selected the best people (probably all white men) they would have been torn apart for not having any "diversity"?

>>129099570
5 people are there so nobody calls NASA sexist. Aside from the Asian and white dude the rest were added token diversity.
Our tax dollars hard at work again :^)

>>129099570
presumably they are the most qualified out of the pool that they were selected from
dont give a shit what color they are or whats between their legs, as long as they can do their jobs well

>>129101070
fighter pilot eye surgery?

>>129101109
We are long past that point

>>129100219
>>129100357
Whoosh.

Out of all those people, it's still the racist sexist white man who is taking control and has been gifted the leadership position. I'm sure they're all equally qualified and yet he takes centre stage.

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>>129099570
>More guys
>More Hwite guys specifically
>All the women are ugly
>Muh Diversity

>>129101070
>Get corrective laser surgery. costly but not impossible.
>Finish your STEM degrees.
>Apply to companies like SpaceX because if you actually want to be a space pioneer NASA is the wrong place to be.

They cant exclude the white men completely (although they would like to) because they need the missions to actually be a success.

All manlets.

>>129101109
That pic answers your question anon.

We already have the ICBMs, who cares anymore

they all look like actors, they are, not a scientist among them

>>129101303
Good looking women are all out fucking, no time to study.

>>129099570
>notice anything?

They are all kind of skinny...

>>129101303
the blonde girl in the middle is kinda cute

>>129101185
>>129101313
Yeah don't really have cash for eye surgery now. It's probably not gonna happen anyway since I'm in grad school for Nuclear Engineering.

>>129100219
that's the jew, the white man is behind him in 3rd row

>>129101397
Open your mind anon. There's more oil on one fraction of Titan there is in the entire Earth. There are other rare resources to be taken. If the West can dominate this industry like in the past we will secure our position once the Space Resource Race starts.

>>129099570
That huge fucking schnoz on the woman.

>>129099570

Female astronauts are only good at wearing diapers and blowing up multiple space shuttles. These are facts people, that can easily be researched.

>>129099570
They're all Jews.

Yes, the chink and the nigger, too.

>>129099953
>Chinaman

You should check his bio, it's fucking crazy. Dude did either 7 or ten years in the SEAL Teams, 100+ combat missions, silver star (or something, maybe bronze), gets commissioned, goes back to school and becomes resident physician. He may be a rock star and hang out with people named Perfect Tommy for all we know.

These people are ridiculous over achievers.

One of the guys was a Navy SEAL. Can you guess which?

>>129101489
exactly, good looking women dont need to study science, they can find a man.

>>129101578
Nah, not really.

>>129099570

what happened to the days that test pilots were astronaughts

>>129101911
I think I can.

>>129099570
Half of them are non-white what are the odds, well actually the odds that half will be white and the rest of the races are scrapping for 1 place each sounds about right we are the most powerful race on earth

There phone is better quality than the iss?

>>129101578
You're right if a relatively minor surgery is the only thing stopping you from your dream and you're too afraid to find a way then the human race doesn't need you representing us in space. We need tough determined motherfuckers who don't whine on image boards about solvable problems to colonize other planets.

> Nuclear Engineering.

Shame too because Space X specifically needs people with Nuclear experience for their Mars colonization as they will eventually need Nuclear power for energy there.

>>129099570
5 women

muuh diversity

yet burgers are still sucking NASA dick and perfectly happy wasting billions on them

>>129099570
What I see is North Hemisphere domination. Only 1 is from the south.

True diversity.

The "girl" in the middle is the trans token.
The guy on the far right (2nd row) is the fag.
Beaver teeth on the right is lez.

>>129099570
Just noticed, not one black guy

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>>129102095

>right we are the most powerful race on earth

>we

>>129099570
Dat diversity quota met

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>>129101883
Fuck yeah, bro. This is the only gay pic I have saved on my computer, you know why?

Because he's perfect.

Not because I'm gay, okay? I'm not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah6TYuJ1iQg

>>129100693
She's light skin. It's not the same as black!

>>129101578
LASIK costs less than $1000 here m8.

>>129099906
>unnaturally wide smiles
An indication of kike blood. They're all freemasons probably. The Earth is flat.

>>129102540
I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school!

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>>129099570

Noticed something, but can't quite put my nose on it.

>>129101391
Ah, instead of competing fairly, they want automatic representation. Funny how that doesn't fly (pardon the pun) in the Russian and Japanese space programs.

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>>129099570
ASRIANNN???
NO SMALL DICK ASRIAN GOING INTO SPACEUUU.

>>129102744
Yeah I just love the idea of getting my eyeball sliced open with a razor blade and then having laser beams shot into it.

>>129099570
look in the background. its flat, they dun goofd!

It's 8/10 white

>>129102540
sorry to ruin him for you, but
> kike hair

>>129101057
to be fair
>all have light skin
>Irish space program

>>129103176
Best thing I ever did. Im now saving money I would have spend on glasses and contacts.

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>>129099570


What's wrong Goys?

>>129103176
Tell me which kind of operation you prefer and I'll google the price for it here.

>>129099570
>NASA
>Relevant

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>>129099570

>>129101174
So understanding. This is the kind of thinking we need more of these days. Definitely upvoted.

>>129103318
You wuz astronaughts?
>Kennedy
>Armstrong
Those are Irish names btw since we wuz wuzzing.

>>129103534
Getting the operation in Russia means you can never fly a plane here, and you risk losing your sight, and maybe you wake up in a bath tub missing a kidney, right?

>>129100947
I just looked it up, 6'3" is the maximum height.

>>129103794
This isn't Pakistan, burger, Russians doctors are really good at eye-related stuff. Some hospitals in Moscow do the eye surgeries to thousands of foreigners every year.

>>129101313
>Costly
I got LASIK for around 3 grand. Small price to pay to become a pilot or an astronaut.

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>>129101001

>>129104283
Got mine 18 years ago. Paid $1500 for both.

>>129104066
Lanklets BTFO

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>>129104195
are you on crocodil/vodka mixture mainlined? they dont even use fucking novacaine when doing dental work!

>>129104195
Why do I have a hard time believing you?

>>129104195
For something so vital I would rather do it here where I could hold the doctor accountable. I doubt Putin, Greatest President Anywhere, would help a foreigner over one of his own. How tribalism backfires.

Not one male is balding...but a balding female thats different.

>>129099570
The closest thing they have to a negro is the one thats 10% at most in the front.

>>129099570
They are all transgender?

>>129104709
Everyone uses novacaine here. Fuck off shareblue.

>>129104915
Just google it. This clinic for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodorov_Eye_Microsurgery_Complex

>>129104939
You really should stop getting info about other countries from CNN.

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>>129099570
All I see is three future astronaut straight down the middle surrounded by a bunch of future desk jockeys. Kek.

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>>129105569
lol no thanks

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>>129099570
Realistically they should all be asian males if we're asking for the best of the best.

>>129099570
>notice anything?
A token she-he nigger, and some useless chics?

>>129099570
They're all white

Yeah. No fucking disgusting baldies.

>>129106127
>a 20 year old photo

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>joined Navy SEALS straight out of high school and did 7 years
>Mathematics bachelor and med school
>currently a physician and astronaut
Took him 15 years to be an astronaut.

>>129099570
Yes. The White Man is front and center.

As it should be.

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>>129106492
See, it's like I said. You want the best of the best, you look for the asian males. It's for the same reason you look for asian male doctors if you're going to have surgery performed on you.

>>129099570
Smart thots are ugly

>>129106478
Everything about Russia makes me cringe to be honest, I don't think we were meant for each other.

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>Military academy and med school grad
>Flight Surgeon and physician
>Did helicopter combat missions in Bosnia, Afhganistan and Iraq

>>129101578
Toolbag drops nuclear engineering like the navy or air force doesnt send 5000 retarded motherfuckers through the nuclear pipeline every year.

Is your bullshit supposed to impress anybody?

>>129107017
Be grateful we take your astronauts to ISS and back.

>>129107156
Yes, but can he solve a rubix cube?

>>129107259
True and thanks for liberating Palmyra from ISIS.

>>129099570

I was hoping for a higher standard of subjects for the upcoming Lesbian Enema Orgy in Space project.

>>129106492
But at the end of the day you still have that 4 inch dick Jonny.

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>>129106492

He doesn't look like a Navy Seal, at all.

>>129107156
I hate compulsive over achievers DESU and the fact that he actively participated in Jew wars for Israel makes him even more loathsome.

>>129099570
Looks pretty average to me, what are you even trying to imply OP?

>>129107216

The navy and air force nuclear programs are a far cry from nuclear engineering....

I'm taking a nuclear minor and all the professors are from those programs. They're not even remotely similar.

the women are coming along to clean the bathrooms and cook dinner. No other reason.

>>129099570
We send the monkey with us now. Fucking animal rights.

>>129107911
Bless you Murph and Ax

>>129099570

Chink jews, and a couple low end diversity hires.

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>>129101127
Science is the religion of leftists. NASA is like the leftist vatican. Appearances of equality override everything.

>>129101255
Maybe it's his camera & absurdly long selfie stick?

>>129107911

>All SEALs are white men with beards

Nice meme you got there.

>>129100388

>this

Why did we start spending billions to send graduate students and public school teachers into the infinite void?

I just looked up their resumes and each of them are pretty god tier humans. SHIEET.

Representative of the US population, as you would expect from a non-racist selection process

>>129099570
Half of them are niggers\shit skins

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>>129106156
go back to /r/AsianMasculinity

>>129104283
Lasik is unnecessary if you want to fly commercial.

t. Aspiring pilot who lost my one-time 20:10 vision in my mid 20s to astigmatism.

I figure that the requirements will relax as commercial space travel expands, and the best shot I'll have is someone with tens of thousands of commercial hours, if anything comes of it.

>>129101303
>All the women are ugly
The one on the far right isn't half-bad. She's probably twice my age and I'd bone her.

there's gonna be some space fuckin'

>>129108695
>Science is the religion of leftists.

Says the guy suing microprocessors and semi-conductors switching at literally billions of times a second (gigahertz), on either plastic keys (organic chemistry) or a touchscreen.

Your life is totally filled with the marvels of science that religion never would have invented even if it had another thousand years.

Science is fucking amazing. Leave liberals out of it.

>>129099570
Yeah that NASA is made up bullshit.

>>129107911
The one in the left is one aesthetically mutherfucker.

>>129112971

He's dead.

>>129101303
are you white? the 3 white women in that picture are good looking for white people.

>>129099570
Only thing i noticed is the huge jewish nose of the girl left from the camera guy

>>129099570
final destination space

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>>129108695

Man, I've been saying that for awhile. It just clicked. Science is the religion of these Atheist, Globalist, Marxists. The Scientists are their Priest class. By having total control over these "Priests" they've found another way to control the masses of asses.

>>129099570
Yes, I do. The black woman is basically 1/4, maybe even less...but in 20 years when they will do a movie about her life, they will look the blackest shebon for her role.

>>129107156
>bosnia, afghanistan and iraw

>3 shill butcher wars

im glad

>>129100159
>implying not 7 are in there because of diversity

>>129108695
>facts are a religion

mental retardation is an illness

>>129099570
Still too many men. Still not enough mud.
Better luck next time NASA.

>>129099570
Honestly, no one in this picture looks even remotely human.

>>129100693
I thought nasa stopped sending chimps into space

>>129099570
Does anyone else unironically masturbate to photos of diversity? God. I just love it. Look at that perfect pizza pie. Fuck yea.

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>>129118129
It's better this way. It will be easier when they communicate with the ayy lmaos

Ex-SpaceX employee here

I went through all of their qualifications. NASA has a real use out of all of them except the half nigger, who has a fucking degree in rocks.

A fucking degree in ROCKS

The Asian guy is a navy seal btw

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>>129099570

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>129099570
NASA have been sending monkeys to space for years now, what else is new?

>>129101883
Yep, all of them are. Glad to work with many of them, at Johnson Space center. They are just ridiculous.