So I've been hearing a lot about /pol/ lately. you guys

You fucked up. You're here forever now.

>>129061887
You can always go back to reddi t

>>129062068
I don't go on reddit.

>Jesus fucking christ.

Dont blasmpheme our Lord and Saviour you filth

>>129062234
Said everyone who ever went on reddit.

>>129062365
wooooooah looks like we got a real badass over here. DUDE YOU'RE SO COOL LIKE YOU JUST INSULT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

Bait?

Pic kinda tells away you're not a newfag desu

>>129061887
Kys.

>>129062663
no you're actually morons.

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>>129062586
Kek. You must be lost.
Do you have any idea where you are right now?

>>129063072
I'M SURROUNDED BY THE MOST POWERFUL HUMANS ON THE PLANET HOLY SHIT

>>129063072
i'm in POLITICS LAND WEEEEEEEEE

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>>129063276
You dove headfirst into the pit of maximum autism to accuse everyone of of being autistic.
And you think we're idiots?

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>shitposting
>on /pol/

>>129063543
I don't believe I ever used the word "autistic."

>>129063707
I don't believe you understand metaphor.

So you have a lot of experience on /b/... interesting.

If you are satisfied with our modern materialistic, amoral, and ephemeral society, then keep doing what you do and stay where you are at. Nobody is stopping you. I find though that people who take time out of their day to randomly attack something are usually either afraid of what they are attacking, or they do not have a decent answer to the people that they are attacking. You seem befuddled by /pol. Stick around and it will become more clear. I find modern society to be full of hubris. The destruction of social norms and values, the eradication of gender roles, and the worship of self are all things that I always thought were hubris. I am having a hard time understanding what your definition of hubris is.

>>129063863
Funny, he's the one showing up swinging and looking for a fight. No hubris there, obviously.

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>>129061887
> shitting on people for the idiot things they done/doing/will do.

You'll fit in just fine, burger.

OP suddenly finds himself questioning his reflection in the mirror.
>You fucked up. You're here forever now.

>>129063863
ahhhhhh. You have a "thinker" amongst you. Someone who thinks about the words that they type and tries to form a coherent thought. Well even though I disagree with the eradication of gender roles, and the worship of self, I still say it's worthless to post on /pol/. Want to make a difference? Get the fuck off of 4chan and do something that isn't sitting on a goddamn computer.

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>>129064779
>I still say it's worthless to post on /pol/. Want to make a difference? Get the fuck off of 4chan and do something that isn't sitting on a goddamn computer.
Didn't you say you came here to see what the fuss was about? That fuss was caused by we dumbasses who sit behind computers all day and somehow are able to effect change in the 'real world'.
You wouldn't be here if we weren't effective.

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>>129065314
OP got rekt. lmao what a fuccboi

>>129065314
Lighten the fuck up.

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>>129061887

>>129065560
You sound like you're the kind of person who belongs on an internet board that deems itself the center of modern politic thought.

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>>129065709
This coming from the guy who kicked in the door hurling insults and looking for a fight.
>Lighten the fuck up.
You first, bigman

>>129065918
WHICH SIDE IS OP ON????? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

>>129065950
>Lighten the fuck up.
You're so hard on the guy, OP.

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>>129061887
And we're winning, cucko. Let that sink in.

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>>129061887
you

>>129066108
Was that too much? Shit my bad. At least his internet picture was funny.

>>129066133
WHICH SIDE IS OP ON????? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

>>129066256
They guy is clearly cutting himself in the other room in response to your relentless superiority.

>>129061887
>So I've been hearing *poot* a lot about BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP /pol/ lately. you guys have gained yourself a *fart* *squee* reputation. Well, I thought I'd finally peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeruse the threads you have going on, and I have to say, I'm quite pbpbpbbbbffft impressed with your utter hubris. Just page after page of assinine nonsense from poomans with all the time in the world and (clearly) nothing left to live for. *butt wind* Congratulations on being even more socially and mentally inept than the fags on /b/ who just jack off all day.
>Jesus fucking christ. (pbuh)

>>129066618
This gentlemen is winning so far.

>>129066800
I don't think that's up to you to decide.

Who do YOU think is winning, then?

I love /pol. It is so stupid and brilliant all at the same time.

>>129067034
Series of events.
>OP shows up to /pol/ slinging shit.
>/pol/ exchanges bemused smirks and flailing OP.
>OP declares himself the winner.
Future prediction, OP sits down and tries to figure out what happened as everyone continues their normal business.

>>129067307
>and
at

>>129061887
Have you ever considered that you might be a nigger?

>>129067402
Good thing you corrected yourself there. Don't want anyone on /pol/ to think you're bad at typing words!
By the way, for being the one who gave us a recap, seems to me you made up the part where I declared myself the winner. I CLEARLY declared htEhIcA6 the winner.

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>>129062586
>wooooooah looks like we got a real badass over here. DUDE YOU'RE SO COOL LIKE YOU JUST INSULT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

so that is whoever is criticizing this place's users for having/being "utter hubris", "asinine nonsense from humans with all the time in the world and (clearly) nothing left to live for" and "even more socially and mentally inept than the fags on /b/ who just jack off all day.".

>>129061887
Well, you're not wrong. There really should be a push to get people out of this board and into the regular world.

>>129061887
>you took the time to post this.

Got bad news for ya mate. Everything you said is true, but now you are stuck here with us. Remember: the ride never ends, and you're here forever

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>>129067034
You know what? I shouldn't have given you this power either. Here, we'll let the people decide. It's the real /pol/ way after all!

>>129067955
You know very well the goal for the elites is the exact opposite, and they want us to stay here.

>>129067706

Yeah man. Sounds of bodily functions when teasing somebody will usually cause a win. It was a fair and clean fight, but he came through with the clear victory.

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>>129067992
>Couldn't even post a real link
>Had to make a screen shot of the link

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>>129067706
>Don't want anyone on /pol/ to think you're bad at typing words!
No need to mischaracterize myself.
I am bad at typing words.

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>>129064779
dude... i mean fag...
even before pic related happened though, we were immune to your "argument" as we had assimilated it or even formulated it against ourselves since this site was born

>>129067930
Oh, I haven't claimed to be smart. Even a dumb person could tell that all of you are morons!

>con ou pas?

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OP now views himself as an avid /pol/ user.
three or four more posts until you can cast off the normie label.
We're all rooting for you.

>>129068317

If only we clapped when he told us to.

>>129061887
Nice psuedointellectual faggotry, stick around and you might just learn how much of a pompous little cunt you are.
Also you might notice how /pol/ is always right and you are a jumped up little prick that thinks he knows better

>>129068399
It's okay, you're good at doubles.

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>>129061887
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>>129068437
It's not an argument. Get the fuck off your computer.

>>129069159
>Get the fuck off your computer.
But then we would loose our power!

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By the way friends, +S4XsPRo is currently tied with htEhIcA6, make your voice heard!

>>129061887

>/pol/ is one person

fuck off newfriend

>>129069586
>By the way friends
At least i can tell my mom i have a real friend now.

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No, YOU come on now.

>>129069786
Are you gonna vote or what?

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>>129061887
But you have heard of us...Prasie KEK!!!

>>129070230

No way man. You know how paranoid some folks here are, and I am one of those people. I do not go in for the polls and surveys because I do not want to give out my info. Too much conspiracy shit has left me wary of everything.

>>129068988
I guess Vin Diesel doesn't like Trey Gowdy.

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>>129069159
Great effort OP, it's comforting to know there are posters that still tend to their threads, there are too many
>1 post by this ID
Out there. /pol/s ok from about ~1am-6am. Actual topics and ideas are discussed. anons can usually carry conversations further through than
>drimphedd rekt muh boipucci
Hell even the strayans carry on with pretty good banter. I guess my point would be to take the good with the bad here, look past the memes for the palpable material, and forever stay edgy.

You're welcome.

>>129070652
Rowdy Gowdy is playing 99D underwater crossfire.
Just pretending to be knocked out.

>>129070615
Damn son I almost had control of your whole fucking life. I'll get you next time.

>>129070737
Is that lipstick?

>>129061887
stop projecting, virgin

>>129071223
Yes.
High velocity lipstick.

>>129070737
Thanks for the tips, friend. I've always wanted to insult an Australian.
>need to post picture for some reason
>looks through folders on computer
>BULLETS ARE FINE I GUESS

>>129070944
I didn't understand Jack shit of what you just said, so you get some points.

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>>129071321
In time, you will learn, young one.
>pic related

>>129071244
You know, it's almost an honor to be insulted by being called a virgin on the internet these days.
BTW you're making Britain look weak! Chin up, ol' chap, you've a legacy to protect!

>>129071768
>you've a legacy to protect!
Kek
>Britain
>Legacy
They toss that possibility to the wind right around the time they chose the cucked life.
People used to go to London to see big ben and Buckingham castle. Now they go in the hopes of witnessing the next instance of Islamic cultural enrichment.

>>129072262
look here yankee, you need to turn off your Tucker and go the fuck outside. I know it gives you the fuzzies but we've established the real problems with you morons, and arguing about it isn't going to help you. Log the fuck off "M8."

we also play runescape
and the guy we wanted became President
as they say in my country
blow it out your ass faggot

Anyone else want to fight? Remember, I'm just here to laugh at you.

>>129069586
nigger, do you know how to >>129069586
link replies>>129069159 like i just did, instead of doing whatever the fuck you're doing????? not that hard.

>>129072870
Nothing could be a bigger waste of time than engaging you in any activity.

>>129072837
And finally, we've arrived at the true heart of /pol/
I can't make fun of you, sir. You remind me too much of my old home. I miss it so much I have to come on here just to remember what it was like.

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>>129072870
That's why we're here as well.
It's like a big happy laugh-in.

>>129073180
>And finally, we've arrived at the true heart of /pol/
Keep digging, mang. You've got a long way to go.
Has anyone even told you about the jews yet?

>>129068988
Digits check out. OP is a faggot. Confirmed & Saged.

>>129073142
Goddamn I think you just won this whole thread, ma'boy.

>>129067955
Hush your mouth with that filthy talk

>>129073467
they're all upstanding citizens who want what's best for everyone and don't intervene in the affairs of others.
Riiiiiiiiiigggght???

>>129073010
You're getting played Nigger, OP is a master troll.

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>>129073703
yes

>>129073850
Thanks for sticking around, you're actually dumber than I thought somehow.

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>>129073789
Leave the man alone, he is clearly an educator.

>>129073789

Nah I think OP was actually being serious. If not then yeah he is a pretty awesome troll and hat's off to him.

>>129074118
You're a gentleman, and a scholar.

Well folks, I think that's all the time we have today! I'm going to go the fuck outside have a nice day. If you don't hate yourself and actually want to learn things, you'll do likewise. I'm still convinced you're all morons, but I have to say this: I love you a little more now.

Also,
>>129073496
Fuck you don't sage my thread.

>>129061887
how do you feel about traps op? pol has a complicated relationship with them

>>129075140
fuck off and die, nobody cares about your pathetic attempts to feel relevant

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>>129061887
Welcome take a pill.

>>129061887
>posts an image saved from /pol/
>LOL /pol/tards are so stupid and retarded. also, hubris means bad, right guys?!?!
saged

Fuck off Tyrone. Go eat some watermelon and play in the street.