brit/pol/ NO SURRENDER EDITION ELECTIONS AND SHIT GO VOTE

What will you do when no more 4chan?

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>yfw the Tories start turning the screw a few months from now and this place is a cacophony of NEETs whining about bennies and other NEETs complaining about their Chinese cartoon sites being blocked and their CoD pings going off the charts

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Any of you cunts up in this thread VOTING GREEN?

Nigger Thread.

why are your threads so shit lmfao

>>129053512
Go back to shitposting on IRC.

1. I hope youre on a proxy
2. why isn't Brit/pol/ capitalised
3. why isn't Brit/pol/ in the subject
4. wheres the fucking news?

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>>129053534

I wish I had.

Who won the election? Been following the Comey stuff until now.

>Implying right wing nationalists have a horse in this race

Reconsiderations for an election playlist?

We need a civil war.

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>>129053325
You fucking yank waste of space
You need to neck yourself

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>>129053569

its my gimmick

but we got the comfy thread all is well

maybe ill try to make one for americans so they all go there

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b4_1496861812

British police shooting kebabs in london attacks

>>129053637
Obama won, it was a complete shock to us all.

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>>129053325
B-but what about Enoch edition lad?

>>129053607
reddit are struggling to fit in

>>129053325
trip code fags are the fucking worst

>>129053672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkpT3eS001M

>>129053607

what the fuck is going on that's not the election?

i dont give a fuck about diane nigger riding shotgun

>>129053607
https://youtu.be/y60wDzZt8yg
Trumps also got a jew on the now

what's the approximate time of results of the election anyone?

Requesting the picture of Labour quotes saying the NHS has days to live before every election?
I need it to piss lefties off on Normiebook

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>>129053637

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>>129053325
>Can't vote for Labour
>Don't agree with a lot of Tory policies
>Think "fuck it" and vote for UKIP
>Local UKIP representative is "Mohammed Islam"
THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED

>>129054051
Mohamed Islam hahahahahahaha Jesus Christ.

>>129053672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeBZwEY7h1Y

>>129054018
Slow but steady

>>129053884
>what the fuck is going on that's not the election?
try having alook you shithead memester
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/08/saudi-arabia-footballers-ignore-minutes-silence-for-london-attack-victims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583850/Two-arrested-shocking-video-Koran-burning.html

>>129053766

>G-gimme y-yous p-please, g-guys

Plebbit behaviour

>>129053622
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>129054051

where you at m8?

I gotta see this shit

>>129054001
Not till 2018, m8. There's been a problem with issuing the vote counters' counting licenses so it's chaos on the ground here.

https://youtu.be/ApTMnGiqY8Y

>>129054051
I tried to tell you all that UKIP were CIVICS but none of you listened to me. You're not laughing now.

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>>129054051
civic nationalism yay

>>129054001
Polls close in 2 and a half hours.

We'll start getting a good picture probably about 4 hours after that.

>>129054216
good one m8, i lel'd

>>129054159

its a fucking election thread.

Also nuke the Saudis

>>129054001

Polls close in 2.5 hours. First results about an hour later.

>>129053900
Im literally sat in front of a tele and Im watching sky news on my laptop

I need have a look at myself

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>>129054051
Mohammed Islam is top fucking kek lad.

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>>129054165
>Enoch was right
>"plebbit"

>France
>Far right party comes in second of the presidential election with more than 30% of voters. In the run off for the second time. Has already come first in several other elections.
> Has had "Brexit" 11 years ago when we rejected the EU constitution (2005)
> Tons of shitskins

/pol/'s reaction: "Muh cucked frogs, mch surrender"

> UK
> Far right doesn't exist. Will score less than 5% in the general election.
> Far right isn't even really far right, (((UKIP))) has several times said Front National is too radical, incl. Nigel
> Votes for Brexit, like the Dutch and the French rejected EU constitution in 2005, nothing extraordinary
> Tons of shitskins

/pol/'s reaction: "Muh le based Brits, muh Anglo masterrace"

Clear double standard.

Where can i follow the results in live?

>>129053884
This autistic namefagging redditor do this since the start of the day.
He doesn understand or respect any rules we have here. This is why people hate normie.

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>>129054051
>it's real

lolololol

>>129054051
you from Cardiff?

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>>129054159
>arrested for burning a book

Commie wins: Englel becomes a bigger laughingstock and muslim infested shithole

May wins: Brits get banned from posting

Is this, dare I say it, the absolute best timeline?

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>>129054518

this

>>129054051
I shit you not, I know a Nigerian named Israel America.

i forgot to buy my voting licence fml

>>129054620

the fuck are we gonna do about the leafs tho?

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>>129054051
Holy shit he's like a chinese paki. Did you vote for him?

>>129054559
DESU famalam they should be. Book burning is fucking disgraceful. Even if it is the Koran.

watching some shit american film called ghostbusters waiting for the exit polls.

whats everyone else upto?

>>129054456
Should've made the little string into a noose to complete the look lad.

>>129054710
i'd lend you mine m8 but you know the consequences

>>129054712
fucking nukes man we don't spend 8 trillion dollars a year on the military for nuttin

>>129054710

I laughed so hard I'm embarrassed to admit how hard I laughed at that.

it was really hard....

>>129054456

>D-did I do g-good, g-guys?
>Gimme upvotes, p-please Sorry! I m-meant (yous)

I'm just saving you time posting this shit forty fucking times all fucking night like you're planning to.

>>129054496
Polls close at 10pm so you'll start to get coverage of it about then on bbc or skynews etc.

>>129054710
small giggle but nothing more.

>>129054870

Cant we just firebomb it like tokyo?

its summer and everything is really close together

>>129054813
Drinking a cup of early grey, watching sky news and listening to 80's music in my fluffy smoking jacket.
Pretty comfy indeed.

>>129054939
10pm? UK time? Why so late? Who votes at 10pm seriously?

>>129054777
>a chinese paki

Holy shit. Imagine the munchy boxes.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fascist? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in economics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret shills on "the few", and I have over 300 reasons to not vote for me. I am trained in complaining and I’m the biggest gobshite UK political system. You are nothing to me but just another seat. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with using maths in a debate? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IRA agents across the UK and your address is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, rich bastard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over 700 hundred 18 year olds who dont know anything about economics, and that’s just with my basic rhetoric. Not only am I extensively trained in spewing crap, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Shareblue corporation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” "evidence" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Britain.

>>129055039
*Earl

>>129054620
Aww you want our attention. How cute

>>129053512
they aren't taking away any internet privileges lol, they are just upping the security so that they can catch out terrorists etc more efficiently and paedos etc, basic internet usage won't be affected. The MSM has reported wrong on that

>>129055089
healthy kek

>>129053766
>leaving the barcode
you dun goofed my friend

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Rate my chances lads.

>>129053622
I bet she voted UKIP

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>>129055156
>they aren't taking away any internet privileges lol

>people believe this

>>129055072
some people who work late, I dunno

>>129055156
> not thinking they are using it to crack down on political dissidents who speak out against white genocide.

>>129054889
Mate I only posted it a few times because it's something I'd want to see if I was browsing.

I'm not a trip fag I'm not here for plaudits.

>>129054456
this is SEVERELY autistic
how do you function day to day being this autistic

>>129055156
>this level of naive

>>129055284
0

>>129054652
One of the world's richest men is Israel Englander.
>tfw the anglo zionist conspiracy is real

>>129053512
can't wait until may bans internet i will finally be free

>people actually voting for corbyn

FUCKING END YOUR LIFE

>>129055284
100% that you wasted 10 quid

Corbyn will win in a landslide

>>129055284
40%

>>129053325
Oh Fuck. I voted in that constituency this morning (for Howlett).

Fashy /pol/acks in Bath. Amazing. Can't be many of you.

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>>129053512
>implying the tories can censor the entire internet when they can't even afford to update from fucking windows xp

>>129055223
Only the number counts actually lad. Otherwise it's fine

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>>129054051
Absolutely

CIVIC
I
V
I
C

>>129055596
>People actually voting at all
Thread theme https://youtu.be/f39MMLnAJKA

>>129054652
Nigger lover.

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>>129053325
Show em what for it

just got back from the polling station lads

>>129055089

Top kek

>>129055686
>Voting for that ponce Howlett
>Was this before or after you noshed off you're black boyfriend you utter cuck

>>129055805
*vote gets counted for Greens*

>>129055596
According to straw-polls Corbyn literally has more support on pol than UKIP.

The nation's fucked lad.

>>129055767
Hahahahahhaha jesus fucking Christ give me strength oh lord

i'm glad i'm not on mainland, my taxes will stay at flat rate 20% and i can just laugh at whatever the outcome is

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>Sky News earlier on
>family of London terrorist says he was radicalised "through Youtube"
>britpol thinks Mummy May isn't going to try and filter shit

Okay then.

Have a neat munchy box I found earlier.

>>129055954
Nutall has less of a disapproval rating than corbyn, and he literally looks like a skinhead.

>>129055284
that is some shit odds

>>129055930
Kek

>>129055767

Plaid pls save Wales

>>129055954
Labour shills will vanish in shame in a few hours, can't fucking wait

>>129055954
And everyone seems to have forgotten BNP and the other REALLY based movements.

>>129053325
But that's a swastika u idiot that means England isn't for the English but Germans and Nazis... thick cunt.

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Just got back voting for a PROPER Brit for UKIP lads

>>129055805
National Front?

>>129056028
Christ i could go a kebab right now.
Kebab calzone>

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>>129056057
TAKBIR!

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>>129055930

>>129056149
looks like a very old ballot desu. labour arent there

How is this system safe?
Can't you print some of those and slide them in?

>>129056028
what the fuck is this monstrosity?

>>129056028
why aren't people demanding youtube to take it down? or have they already been arrested for hate crimes?

>>129053325

Was planning to do exactly this right until I saw the WW2 memorial outside my polling station and pussed out. Wrote a big "none" across my ballot instead.

But yeah, Hitler was right, England for the english

So will the Tories censor 4chan?

I'm legitimately concerned.

>I vote UKIP

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>>129053325
> Wera Benedicta Hobhouse

Is that a real person? Sounds like a wizard from Harry Potter.

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>>129055284
GOML PUSSY

I hope everyone here voted Labour. I did and am proud to say so.

Lets face it May's Tory government is one of the most hated in years. No matter who is in charge over theses next five years, they will preside over the a state of emergency. The terror attacks are only going to get worse. Neither party is capable of reversing the Islamist colonization of the British Isles and certainly neither party is capable of stopping these savage in-breds from killing our fair and honest citizens.

So ask you self /po/, who would you rather see these next five years destroy? Labour or the Conservatives? Because one of them is going down by 2026.

If Labour get in now, it will be the last time they ever do. The Tory's might be able to cling on for a bit longer, however once the boomer generation is dead and gone they will never win another election.

>>129055915
I'm such a lizardy Tory. Will never not vote for them.

>>129055701
whats the barcode for then? it's the number written so a computer can read it.
why scratch out number for humans and not number for computer

>>129055690
the porn blocks, the ip torrent shit, the kiddie fiddling the government doesn't pay anything for, it waves its wand and the isp has to implement the actual blocks. government just makes the list. then they fine the isp for not blocking sites. its a win win for them.

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>>129056241
we /munchybox/ again

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I have 20 quid to spend on snacks lads, what should I buy?

>>129053325
t. Paki

>inb4 t. Pedro

>>129056260
They will monitor traffic hardcore.

>>129056127
BNP is kosher mate. Literally no escape with (((them)))

>>129056314
A bottle of bleach

>>129056257
I thought of doing it as a punk rock fuck the system thing but I just hate krauts and Hitler too much.

England for the English I do agree with so wrote something similar to that

Will Jeremy really become Prime Minister and stop Brexit, pay for the NHS, and keep Britain out of foreign wars?

>>129056260
Of course they will. 1984 COMING RIGHT UP SIR.

>>129056312
>muslim meat
fuck off

Can any Labour voter here explain to me why they voted the way they did? Do you do it as a joke or do you unironically believe a dirty old communist can actually make your country better?

>>129056402
which flavour?

>>129056314
munchy box

Is there a stream of BBC election coverage?

>>129056369

They can monitor me all they want. I just dont want to be cut off.

Almost invalidated my ballot by forgetting to check off that tiny stupid affirmation box at the bottom. Literally say it just as I was folding. Fucking close one.

>>129056424
agreed

>>129056260
Mate the met are probably reading this now getting ready to carry out dawn raids as part of the new streamlined prevent programme focused solely on white autists

>>129055954
you mean like how Hillary Clinton was so ""popular"" here through the US election?
As in, mistaking shills and redditors for actual /pol/ users

>>129056295
hahahahhahahahah

>>129056471
i got u fa m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn8icW7PlS4

>>129056312
england was a mistake

>>129056496
w what?!?!?!

>>129056314
see>>129056402

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>>129056433
I don't want the internet to be censored and VPNs to be blocked under the Sharia May act 2017.

>>129056300
Tory Party is the most successful political party in human history. It will never die.

Next five years will be pretty heavy, though. That's for sure.

>>129056471
Yes when the votes are being counted, first results around 10:45 usually.

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>>129056550
u fucking what cunt we made you

>>129054051
>>129055767
England is beyond fucked m8s

OP did right.

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>>129056241

A MUNCHY BOX

Usual contents:

>chicken pakora
>vegetable pakora
>mushroom pakora
>doner meat
>chips
>salad
>spicy kebab sauce

Some places also put in onion rings and a nan bread.

>>129054018
lolololololol

>>129056470
I'll give it a go

>>129056307
It's for scanning at tescos along with your tunnocks tea cakes and lambert and butlers.

>>129056028
>radicalised by youtube
>youtube is at fault
>only people ever radicalised are muslim

HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

i mean i'm no detective or anything but something is fishy, i can't quite put my finger on what but there's definitely something odd going on here...

>>129056260
Most likely, I'd just get out the country while you still can.

>>129056550
Don't knock our boxed kebabs til you've tried them yank

>>129056028
Tell me about the plastic bag

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>>129056550

It's actually Scottish, which is why tubby Englanders on here flip out about not being able to buy them.

>>129056694
>muslim meat
fuck off

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>>129054018
fucking spoilers

>>129056694
I don't see any salad there lad.

my country is a mess right now bongers. I wish you all luck.

Just voted, polling station was abnormally busy, think we're in for a high turnout lads

>>129056719

You better post it

these shits look good

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>>129056028
>>129056312
>mfw I have never even seen a kebab shop in real life and the nearest one is over 600 miles away.

feels good man

>>129056719
you better post it I want to see some more of these obesity boxes

>>129056891
>muslim meat
fuck off

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>tfw UKIP candidate here is a woman

>>129056314

20 bags of ready salted crisps and a bag of cashews. Pace yourself and have a can of lager in between packets.

https://youtu.be/GkisicWhoyA Thread theme lads

>>129053527
Cant wait.

When will the Muslim party get their first seat?

>>129056879

Salad inside. Shredded cabbage and onion mostly. There for texture.

>>129056719
>tfw can't get munchy boxes in the south of england so just have to jerk off to other people eating a box of heart attack

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>>129053512

It'll just cut out the low IQ posters. Good.

>>129056937
Thankfully the only ones near me are Greek and Lebanese.

>>129056375
Oh, that's true. I remember an interview of Griffin where he refused to condemn the Jews.

So is there any based movement at all? National Front? Combat 18? Blood & Honour?

>>129056925
turnouts like 90% or some shit

>>129053325
>theres another vote

what for this time

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>>129053325
Voted labour already.
>no cucked internet.
>safe nhs money for police.
>red pilled on Israel, saudi, and anti intervention in syria.
>unprecedented levels of butthurt if they win.

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>129057134
use a search engine you twat.

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Reminder that Chinese takeaway places in Scotland also do their own munchy box variant.

What's wrong with Corbyn? He hates jews and he's literally retarded

Why wouldn't you want that? You get fucked in all cases, but at least you can get a funny antisemitic mongoloid

In case you were worried but missed it, there's good news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxCL42SmvPQ

>>129057088
Holly Willoughby can fart on my face any day.
Could you imagine her in tight shorts omg

>>129057144

You redditors aren't even trying with your bait these days...

>>129057116
None of those were based. The BNP were great because everything they said turned out to be true, and they genuinely did a lot of good where they could, but NF, Combat 18 and B&H were just full of idiots.

Combat 18 in particular was a honey trap that got out of hand.

>>129056989
is she a qt ?

>>129057273
What is the typical price of a munchy box?

>>129057273
Would prefer a Chinky Munchy Box tbqh.

>>129057299
>He hates jews
for the wrong reasons
>he's retarded
makes sense why you'd like him

>>129053325
What a waste of a vote. Probably should have just voted Ukip. They won't but if their voter turnout is shown to be growing that might encourage others to vote for them also next time around.

>>129057144
If Corbyn won the anti Corbyn memes would be boosted into full production, every single move he did would be criticised and memed.
So thats the only real benefit.

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>>129056314

The answer is obvious.

Get two.

>>129057306
hahahahaha

>>129057436
Don't you want a retard over someone who is intelligent and actively trying to fuck you?

>Brit/pol/ cucks will legitimately defend this bitch
How the hell do you guys justify calling Corby a commie when all of your politicians are commies?
That would be like is calling only the Democrats here globalists despite all of them being globalists

>>129057026

>good question

Sooner than you might think, with the current state of things, we are going to see more terror attacks, and ultimately more attacks on the muslim ghettos in response (like we saw after manchester)

This will make the muslim community unify against us and form their own parties (which by the way already exist)

They already have strong hold, over areas like tower hamlets, birmingham, luton and oldham.

Chances are they will be a fringe party for most of this century but undoubtedly will have around 10 seats by 2040

>>129053325
>England for english
>German flag
lol

>>129057533
May isn't intelligent though.

>>129057416

7 quid
and 50 mini quid

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For flavor

>>129057533
she's not trying to fuck me over, only the benefit scroungers

>>129053325
Fucks sake you spoiled your vote for a snapshot for /pol/?

>>129057533
Imagine if you halved the IQ of Bernie Sanders. This is Jeremy Corbyn. The supporters are the same.

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Who else voting for a ladder to the stars here?

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>>129057416

Between 6 and ten quid, depending on the shop.

>>129057273
The chink ones always look crap in comparison. Massively padded out with chips and rice.

>>129057563
If we're communists why do we have the lowest corporation tax in the G8 and a monarchy

>>129057496
where you ordering yours from? I'm in warwickshire and I've never heard of this before but I am intrigued

>>129057614
>swastika
>german

>>129057599
Can you get me a source on Manchester? Not disputing it, just want to see it for meself.

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>>129057273

>>129057662
but sanders is a complete fucking moron?

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Does UKIP have a chance of winning Clacton now that Carswell isnt standing there?
Or will it go to the Torys?

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>>129054051
>Mohammed Islam

>>129054652
I know a woman named Islam Somolia

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>More feminism
>More terrorism
>Islamic communism
>Civil war
What should I vote for if I've already given up on life and just want to watch the world burn?

>>129057787
That does look like a rare feast my brother

>>129057662

Agreed.

Corbyn failed his A levels (of which he only had two) attaining EE before dropping out of his shitty community college to go and be a miserable cunt in parliament.

>>129057826
Obama himself said that Corbyn was on the extreme left of Sanders, and he wasn't wrong.

got tingly teeth im that excited

>>129057826
So you can still halve a moron level IQ. Just divide by 2 burgerfriend.

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>>129057886
Conservatives will win it. UKIP is dead.

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>>129057826
And his brother is a candidate for the UK Green party

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Harry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

1 HR TO GO TILL RESULTS LADS WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR IT!
Me, im listening to 80's tunes and getting depressed that its going to be an orwellian nightmare either way

>>129057724
>>129057642
That's fairly reasonable for the amount of food you get. Most of them personally look disgusting to me, but I'd probably eat the hell out of it if I was trashed off my ass

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>>129057826
>>129058033

>>129055156
>This is what Torycucks actually believe

>>129057893
proud englishxem through and through

>>129057886
UKIP have 0% chance of winning. The Tories will win

>>129057787
Now this looks decent, unlike the human remains and sweaty salad

>>129055538
>>129055336
>>129055290
LOL I'm naïve? Please tell me how they will take 4chan away lmao? Haha yous are so clueless.

>>129058066
thought it was 2hours?

>>129057662
Sounds great. Vote for Corbyn then. He's functionally retarded, hates jews (albeit for stupid lefty reasons but whatever), and he's too dumb to do nearly as much damage as May would.

May will just suck off jews and kill what little freedom you have.

>>129057777
Well it technically is but kek does not seem to agree

>>129054298
>We'll start getting a good picture probably about 4 hours after that.

You'll have a fair picture seconds after that when everybody announces their exit polls.

>>129057423

They usually call them "snack boxes" or "spice boxes" if you're looking for them on a menu.

>>129057026
They already have 229

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I literally left my house today and went OUTSIDE to literally put a cross in the UKIP box. I even had to TALK to some of the other humans.

Can someone please give me congratulations and stuff? thank you

>>129057826

He was nearly the democratic nominee (and probably would have been had those primaries not been rigged)

He's not dumb, just principled and stubborn as most elderly socialist scum are.

>>129057942
civil war is pretty darn obvious, could actually fix your shitty country

>>129058141
First results are 9 oclock is it not?

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Soon lads. Soon the neoliberal nightmare will be over.

>>129057438
Where do you see UKIP on that ballot?

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Hey, at least you won't have labor dad!

>>129058261
are you retarded?

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TWO HOUR WARNING FOR EXIT POLL

>>129057767

You can only get them in Scotland and Oop North, I think, lad

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>>129058224
congratulations

>>129058261
polling is open til 10pm, I thought exit polls come then

>>129058261
10pm

>>129058224
Good job lad, who is your candidate?

>>129058224
congrats.

You risked everything by helping Labour win

>>129058337

thanks gordo

>>129058359
Ah ok What are you all doing for it anyway?

>>129058224
true hero and real human bean

>>129058301
>Labor
if you want to come in here and post, please use the Queen's English.
Otherwise, thanks.

>>129053325
good lad
LibLabCon need to go, they are the cancer killing Britain.
Sharia May and Commie Corbyn need to have their heads on pikes and left as a warning on the Dover cliffs.

>>129058345
well bugger me, that shit looks good. I guess I'll have to settle for regular munchies

>>129058437
>helping Labour win
not a chance

Which candidate is best for educated White EU immigrants?

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ALL IS WELL ALL IS WELL YOUTH TURNOUT WILL DELIVER ME VICTORY

>>129058347
How long until you need a license for party poppers?

>>129058094
Please enlighten me you socialist beta shill haha, you literally know nothing, literally none of yous can give me a valid argument. No wonder you're socialist, you're clearly unemployed/have a really shit job because you're a stupid worthless cunt who still lives with his mum and is still a virgin

>>129057942
Do what is right, anon. Why do the opposite?

>>129058485
nothing sadly. watching tele I guess

>>129058546

YKTD

>>129058546
>educated White EU immigrants
why would you want to know?

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>>129055089

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>>129058497
This is why we left you dad

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>>129058066
Listening to high suspense music whilst preparing for a long night. Getting ready for either a super comfy tory victory thread or a triggered Labour win.
Kek save us.

>>129054051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-4YOMWiFu0

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>>129058224
>Vote UKIP
>UKIP somehow gets collected
>your gibmedats are taken away
>your forced to regularly leave the house and get a real job
its pottery

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>>129058224
fucking good job lad.

>>129057661
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>>129057661
>>129057661

POST HERE AFTER THIS THREAD IS FINISHED
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>>129053622
Is tucking your shirt into jeans normal?

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>Brits can't into accelerationism at all

why?

>>129058546
If you're implying that you want to come here, don't.

>>129058546
best thing for you to do is check your privilege skum

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Do we agree?

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how does it feel knowing you sub-human englishmen will never get to enjoy a deepfried mars bar with your munchie box

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>>129058655

>>129058657
because comprehension of silent letters was beyond you?

>>129056314
10 packs of after eight and eat them all in 30m.

>>129056139
Linus Torvalds has let himself go.

>>129058686
https://youtu.be/tbWS0j2fulY May i interest you in some of my finest music wares?

>>129058634
I might want to go to the UK (I'm not sure yet). In some sectors, all the best jobs are in London.

>>129054201
http://mohammedsarulislam.wales/contact/

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>>129055284
There's only two ways this is gonna go. Either turnout will be like 2015, in which case the Tories will take 20-25 seats from Labour for a 50-60 majority, or the turnout will be like most pollsters found (but then ignored in their calculations), in which case it'll likely be a hung parliament with the Tories as the largest party but with absolutely no coalition-mates this time around.

>>129058730

If you're trying to look smart and you're wearing a belt, it's fine.

>>129058176
Kill yourself right now for wanting us to vote for a party with Diane Abbott ("the problem with Britain is white people") on the front bench.

STORMFAGS OUT!

>>129058785
No we had enough of your tea and coping down our trees in New England

who does /pol/ support now lads that are nigel is gone

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>>129058736
Buy which way is the acceleration meant to go?

>>129058546
fook off were full

>>129058753
pretty much desu. Scotland is going to go blue in a lot of areas

MIGRATE LEGALLY

>>129057661
>>129057661
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>>129054491
I kek'd, though I hate to admit it the frogs got a point

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>>129058998
>Lenin

>>129058894
You're not fucking welcome you cunt. It's not a meme that we hate you.

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>>129058033

>>129057132

>high turnout favours labour
>rain favours tories

>>129057886
Clacton will be Tory, but South Thanet might go UKIP as it's Tory candidate is facing a trial in July for 2015 election fraud

>>129058737
Look, I'm from Nice and in the Summer, there are literally more Brits than locals. And they're obnoxious, drunk and not educated.

I'm not talking about slav unskilled workers here, I'm talking about people who graduate from top business and engineering schools and pay a lot in taxes.

(And again, it's not like these people have a choice, as of now for some sectors, the jobs just happen to be in the UK even for continental Europe coverage)

Please tell me you guys saw this embarrassment of an ad Labour put out yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mzBahuMRM&feature=youtu.be&t

>>129059173
I mean its been raining hard here.