''You're voting for me... Aren't you,

I voted for Corbyn to ne honest senpai

Sorry May, I voted for Corbyn.

>>129027871
But he's a cuck

>>129027657
>implying she thinks being an "anon" is acceptable

>>129027969
Yeah but he hates jews tho

>>129027933
>voting for a commie

AN HERO BIG LEAGUE

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>>129027657
i want to kill myself because i will never kiss mummy

>>129027657
Best option

>>129027871
Thank god finnish people can't vote in british elections

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>>129028185
My mom was Finned so I do have a British passport

>>129027657
Voted green

Fuck May

>>129028076
>voting for even more of a nanny state
>>129027969
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/05/theresa-may-admits-running-fields-wheat-naughtiest-thing-ever/
F I E L D S O F W H E A T

>>129027657
Voted for Corbyn.

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>>129028594
BIG!
MONGOL!
COCK!

How can brit-cucks even compete?

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>>129027657
Yes of course mumsy.

>>129027657
She is so hot

>>129027657
Yes mommy

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>>129027657
Sorry, only one man has my vote.

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>>129027657

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>>129027657
I'd rather not vote for an even bigger nanny state.

>>129027657
Gib me citizenship first

>captcha: POLICE CALLE
Fug

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>>129027657
I fucking hate that woman. Before you ask, I have met her in person. She is an awkward, disinterested bitch.

>>129027657
Yes, mummy dearest...

PIERS MORGAN FOR PRIME MINISTER
#PMFORPM

>>129030427
you know the rules, greentext nigga

>>129030585
You want me to tell the story?

>>129030722
spit it out

i have to know more about this beautiful woman

>>129030722
yiss

>>129027657
im giving the tories one more chance. i feel like theresa knows things are changing in british politics. i want them to sort out brexit. if they cock it up and dont do right by us then im never voting for them again.

corbyns a decent fella but he just doesnt convince me. he's already showed his hand in the upcoming negotiations. unless he knows something we dont then that was a foolish move

>>129027657
No. Fuck all of you, whoever wins, we lose.

>>129027657
Yes mummy i did, adopt me

Ok
>be me, be in the Navy.
>in Bahrain 2016, don't remember the month
>May comes to Bahrain on a diplomatic visit. Out of a ships company of 400 i'm her only constituant.
>selected to meet her.
>Tell her about my job and where in her constituancy I'm from.
> Get a load of uh huhs and hmmms

>>129027657
If she doesn't win the UK is fucked.

Corbyn will cuck to Merkle and you will be slaves.

>>129027657
i bet when she was younger she sucked a lot of dick. shes got one of those faces like shes stared at many mens belly buttons for extended amounts of time and now is bitter

>>129031498
What did she smell like?

>>129031498
>Constituant

Confirmed military

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>not voting UKIP

>>129032153
She comes from Liverpool I think so probably

>>129032854
Typed in a rush, had to pick my daughter up from gym.
>>129032737
Well I was pretty close to her and out in the open air. Could not detect any perfume. Just a faint old lady smell, half way between piss and stale sweat.

>>129037264
eww

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>voting for the tories

I hope none of you actually did this, especially considering May is like the epitome of everything that is wrong with the party

>>129027657
Tempted to vote Labour just because the Conservatives are so obviously going to win. My constituency has been Conservative for something like 40+ years.

>>129037264
>Constituancy

I didn't vote for you. I voted for Julian Lewis.

>>129038198
Really? You wonder why people hate you?

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No, this country is dead

Buy full fat milk and leave while you can

>>129031284
so the same situation as just about every other election that's ever been then.

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>>129027657
Nah, sorry love, I'm voting for this BASED Black(?) Guy representing UKIP.

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>>129027657
No.

>>129037264
>Just a faint old lady smell, half way between piss and stale sweat.

Bullshit. Still would even if true.

>>129027657
I don't live in that place so no voting for me.

>>129027657
CAN'T SWAY THE MAY

>>129038555
Trips always tell the truth

>>129038396
>Overly sensitive to criticism

Confirmed military

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>>129028076
>Falling for the 'he's a commie' meme

>>129039216
Your life is an empty wasteland

>>129037264
>>129038396

>Unintelligent with obvious self esteem issues

Have you considered enlisting?

>>129039374
Eww. Liberals are even worse.

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>>129031284
Yep, both the red and blue globalist cunts can fuck right off.
Seeing as i'm in a 100% guaranteed labour area anyway, i'll probably go UKIP out of pure protest

>>129039780
>Had to pick my daughter up from the gym

>Go to voting station.
>Put a cross in tory box
>Leave
WOW SO HARD GUYS

quick rundown on why corbyn is better? thank u

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Fuck yea

>>129040161
I did that
Nearly lost it

>>129039374
>literally defends socialism during Oxford debates
>not a filthy commie
Pick one comrade

>>129027657

No, i cant bring myself to vote for that feeble vicars daughter.

I wont be voting for Labour either, they fucked the UK up, ill never forget.

Hate that i cant vote desu.

>>129027657
Yes mummy, of course. Can i go on the computer now please?

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>>129040010
>Seeing as i'm in a 100% guaranteed labour area anyway
I feel you. Living in Lancashire is suffering. Not only are we guaranteed labour, but we're full of pakis and inbreds too. At least we did some good by voting Leave.

>>129038911
8/10 would smash

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As an American, do I understand it that the race is basically British Bernie vs. British Hillary?

Fucking hell, Dad.

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I won't even tell what I would do with her

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>>129027657
I just did, Darth Maylevolence.

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>>129027657
Nope you horrible jew witch.

ow, i didn't know you were gonna break out the businesses time look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Nah Corbyn

Sorry mummy

>>129043047
Basically yes.
It's 2 different flavours of big-government, nanny-state garbage.

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>Runs through fields of wheat like a saint
>wants to clamp down on paedos and terrorist muslims using the Internet with more surveillance
>there are people ITT that aren't voting Tory today
Hint: they're called pedos and terrorists

First on the chopping block should be those soft liiberal cocks that made the liar liar song.

>>129027657
grosssss

>>129043436
I would rather money be spent on more police than a fruitless attempt to control the internet

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>>129043436
>>wants to clamp down on paedos and terrorist muslims using the Internet with more surveillance
>implying these new laws will be used against terrorists and not against any uppity natives who protest too much about the mass immigration of pakis.

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>>129043047
Pretty much. I'd say May is about half a shade better than Clinton and Corbyn is even worse than Sanders.

We're still pretty goddamn fucked overall.

>>129043685
>>129043654
t. Nonces

>>129039374
>Got mocked in parliament for carrying Mao's LRB on him at all times
>Actually fucking gets it out and defends it
>Not a (((Commie)))

Let me guess, you're a REAL Communist and (((Corbyn))) is like a little baby. Neck yourself, faggot.

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>>129027657
I did!

>>129043814
>thinks the fucking Tories of all people will clamp down on nonces.
What are they going to do? Arrest themselves?

>>129043963
>deflection
Knew you were guilty.

If you've got nothing to hide, who cares if the government can read your Whatsapp or emails. What are they going to do with me texting friends about drinks at the weekend lmao..

>>129042305
Why do I have to facepalm so many times today. Do you want to Brexit? If yes, then Tories are the only party that can properly deliver that

This is Brexit referendum 2.0 is it not?

>>129044431
>then Tories are the only party that can properly deliver that
Remember greece?
Guess what greece thought about tsipras for negotiations with EU, beware of the cuckening

>>129027657
Yes mummy cummy

Seriously though yes I did

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>>129042809
m8 i'm in the centre of Londonistan in an area that's 40% white and dropping, please nuke this shithole (let me leave first though)

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>>129044409
>nothing to hide, nothing to fear, dude lmao XD
>implying the government won't use it to clamp down on any anti-government, anti-paki, anti-immigration or anti-globalist messages.
t. good goy.

>>129043436
>Shariah May will clamp down on """terrorists"""
Yeah, right-wing """extremists""" perhaps

>>129044981
>le goy meme
Non-argument. Move on.

>>129044678
Yes. My point is the Tories will get a better deal than Corbyn. May has said she will walk away without a deal, falling back on WTO. Corbyn has said he won't walk away which means the EU can offer us the worst deal possible and they already know that under Corbyn we will take it. We've already lost Brexit if Corbyn gets in. That's not even mentioning the Remoaner parties of the SNP and Lib Dems that will be in coalition with them, pulling them away from full Brexit

Tories are the only hope for Brexit, that's just a fact

>>129044431

David Davis is my MP. He has a 16000 majority here. He is a ledge. Met him many times. But i WILL NOT vote for that feeble vicars daughter.

She is useless. She has been exposed as having nothing deep down to uses for summoning courage. She is plastic and devoid of feeling. she is purely analytical, and as a woman that makes you very vulnerable in a mans world.

The EU negotiators now know this. The UK public know this.

Tories will win, but i cannot vote for weakness.

>>129044409
holy fuck your dense. try to think about how things might affect people other than yourself and you can see why mass surveillance states are a bad idea

>>129045333
Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide, is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say,

>>129045333
>ignore my point to instead focus on one word.
Did you miss this bit?
>implying the government won't use it to clamp down on any anti-government, anti-paki, anti-immigration or anti-globalist messages.

>>129045520
>be government staff
>see law abiding citiizen's everyday boring chat
>move on
>see terrorist or pedo plotting to kill or rape kids
>instantly flag them
>they get taken down before committing a crime
Problem being????

>>129045473
Brexit cant mean that much to you then. For me it's easily the most important issue and precisely why the election was called in the first place. Because you obviously understand that Labour will not succeed in Brexit negotiations. Whereas the Tories simply will, especially if ukip get a good showing. They're saying all the correct things. Not too bad if you're already in a Tory safe seat, I suppose

>>129045823
>dude lmao the government won't go after anyone who posts anti-government or anti-mass immigration stuff because I'm boring so why bother having privacy?
Reminder that the police claims it didn't have the resources to flag and track down a jihadi who had been reported four times, hung an ISIS flag from his window, and was featured in a Channel 4 documentary about British jihadis. Said police had all the resources in the world to arrest to track down and arrest two dozen people for posting anti-muslims tweets.

You're a fucking naive child if you think these laws will target terrorists first and foremost instead of Britons who get a bit too annoyed at being replaced or blown up by Pakis.

>>129045823
>be government staff
>see law abiding citizens disagreeing with government migration or economic policies online
>instantly flag them
>they get taken down before the general public can discuss said comments, preventing them from realizing what's going on
>also arrest the dissident for hate speech

>>129027657

I'm voting Labour

>>129045473
Same. He's one of the few MPs on the Cons that voted against the Snooper's charter and j respect him for that. EY lad as well, and it's a lock for him. But i voted labour today because I can't stand May and her attempts to censor a world she doesn't understand.

>>129027657
I would've if you didn't want to regulate the internet.

>>129028594
Hey, neat. My dad British'd my Mongolian mum.

>>129027657
She's so sexy, I feel like eating her out until she squeals.

>>129039374
The man called Karl Marx a "good economist"

>>129046288
exactly this. in theory it sounds like a good idea, but in reality it will become a political machine used by the current administration to seek out, silence, and punish dissenting or "distasteful" opinions.

>>129027657
Voted Lib Dem
>In Cambridge
>Labour majority 699 vs LD in constituency of 30,000
I'M DOING MY PART

>>129043178
>oh goodness i remember we ran through the fields of wheat!
i know you cant up and tell the people what kind of shit you got down to in university without serious backlash but atleast make up a halfway believable lie that makes you seem human you fucking idiot

>>129028016
Underrated

>>129040390
He's not

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>tfw Jacob Rees Mogg voted for the Snooper's Charter

Disgusting.

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>>129027657
>tfw no loli theresa
;____________;

>>129049165
>ran through a field of wheat

>>129049165
WTF I'M A PAEDOPHILE NOW

The government aren't interested in you faggots

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>>129049165
what went wrong?

I'm ready to convert to radical liberalism and fight racism to get the chance of licking Theresa's anus!

>>129049685
Why can't I see a non-white person on photo? I feel bewildered and offended.

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bongs are cringy

>>129049165
>>129049685
stop it, this is an inappropriate boner

Sorry mummy I voted for UKIP.

Lost my vote when you said terrorism is a perversion of Islam.

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voted for mummy may desu

>>129049685
Anglo genetics

>>129049165
>>129049685
holy shit, she aged like milk alright

>>129046140

My MP has a 16000 majority. He is Mr Brexit in the Tory gov. I am a Tory party member. Ive voted for him many times. His lead is huge so i can afford to not vote for the feeble vicars daughter. Comprende?

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>>129050020
no

>>129049962
>lays his head on floor between her feet
>she starts pissing

>>129046140
>Not too bad if you're already in a Tory safe seat, I suppose

Apologies Sir, i did not read this part of your response properly.

>>129046140
DD has an unassailable lead in east yorks.

No way he can lose anyway.

Didn't think it was possible, but she's even more hideous than Merkel.
YUCK

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>>129050508
continue

>>129028076

>Voting for literal China style internet censorship
>Voting to let the state take your house off you when you're dead

Day of the grill when?

>>129050990
China isn't even as bad as what May wants. They can't surveill you in real time and they don't give a fuck about. VPNs nor do they want to make encryption without a government backdoor illegal.

China is like fucking Brazil compared to us.

>>129050042
Just voted for UKIP too, it's a guaranteed labour safe seat here so mainly just did it as a middle finger to all the other parties

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>>129050869

Apologize

I just voted conservative... feels so wrong yet so right

>>129051255
China is stepping it up recently though. The annoying shit when one is in China is that google and stuff is blocked, one can circumvent it by using some available vpns but those have deals with the government and are under surveillance, but are enough for everything

>>129027657
Voted Corb. Sorry love, but I fuck sheep, not old hags.

>>129042809
mate Lancashire have plenty of blue seats at the moment and a lot expected to swing.

>>129051566
That's the thing. May wants to make evasion via VPNs or Tor and other proxy things illegal.

>>129051653
sho sho momentum shills

>>129051255

In any case it's just irritating to hear everyone rambling on about gommunism from Corbyn when Sharia May and Co are doing shit that you'd actually expect in a dystopia.

>>129051925
Over time they got all nodes of TOR in China, in th e beginning I used TOR to circumvent the great firewall, then their deep paket inspection was also still shitty. VPN still works though as far as I know

>>129052086
They're extremely smart at exploiting everyone's two biggest worries. Brown people and paedos. So long as it's clamping down on those two, they could enforce state CCTV in everyone's house and they'd lap it up.

>>129051566
>>129051925
>>129052227
China developed their internet bans over time and checked always with what the industry is ok with. But China kinda has a need for it, revolutions are always around the corner in China and from experience the government fears it like nothing else. The situation is entirely different in UK, absolutly not needed, as as one could see in China, it's a painful process and not much fun to use, also business will take a toll for sure. I guess only old people can come up with such stupid ideas by being out of touch and having a thirst for power over stuff

>>129052227
So your actually in china? Wtf is life like over there, sorry dumb burger question, your govt seems scary :(

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>>129052530

Pic related, and May has pushed that same 'tens of thousands' lie since her start of being home sec and the numbers have never gone even close to it.

No I like the internet and the NHS.

>>129053027
>free pedometer

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>tfw still haven't voted
>don't like Corbyn
>don't like May
>i'd rather hang than vote SNP

LIB DEMS? MAYBE?

>>129053435
Draw a fat cock on your ballot

>>129053015
Naw, I'm German in Germany, gf is Chinese though and my dad works in China
And I've worked and studied for 1 year in China

>>129053015
>Wtf is life like over there
Compared to Germany you actually feel more free. When I see police in China I don't give a shit but when I see police in Germany I get nervous even though I haven't done anything

>>129027657
>Voting for you to control the internet, the last bastion of free speech available to us here on Airstrip One

My opinions are already illegal you witch, fucking die in a fire.

Whole family, girlfriend, and myself voted for Labour.

Fuck /pol/

>>129053836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYnBlPz3bcU

>>129053435
vote to stop a tory majority
https://www.tactical2017.com/

>>129053836
Including your girlfriend's son?

>>129053836

Pol is being shilled heavily by Murdoch. But it's possible some people are retarded enough that they think having 'conservative' in the title means it is.

voted UKIP lads

I will be departing shortly and voting UKIP as every other vote seems retarded considering I voted to leave the EU.

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Not voting. In a labour stronghold. My vote counts for shit.

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>>129055256
Good man

>>129055905
If you're not inclined to vote something else as a protest, at least spoil the ballot with a nice message telling the globalists to go fuck themselves

>>129055905
vote labour just to make sure

also claiming the cutie on the left

>>129027657
>''You're voting for me... Aren't you, Anon?''
I don't know, it is about the day of the rope? Yeah sure.

>>129043174
MOMMY

>>129049165

C-cute

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Up the Corbyn!!!

>>129027657
I lime my shitposting thanks.
Voted Corbyn.