brit/pol/ CHER LLOYD EDITION ELECTIONS TODAY GET OUT AND

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HAPPENING

Where are the results?

>>129024900
Cherloid bai?

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damn this is based thread

>>129024900
Theres 10 brit/pol up at the same time can you fucking stop to sperg out and use the Catalog degenerate dofus

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>>129029630

tru dat best tripfag

>>129029666

im here to shitpost, thanks for summoning south wales though

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so fascist. I want a future to believe in. I want Corbyn to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Islington North???? This is so fucked.

>>129029478
Polls close at 10pm here, results will trickle in a few hours after that.

>>129029630
I GOT YOU BABE!

>>129029666
Thank you satan, these were my thoughts exactly.

Why does Alexander Jahans have a burqa hung up on his door? Are things really that bad?

nth for Make Maths Great Againa and other /pol/ approved educational reforms

>>129029478
Results will go on through the night, last constituencies tend to get their results in by early morning.
From what I remember in the referendum 1-4am are peak hours (at least that's how long I stayed awake for)

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>>129029877

thanks dear

now check these doobs

>d_ubs is filtered

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>>129030469

damn i suck

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W-Why are you bros voting for a commie?

>>129030687
because they're dumbies lol haha

>>129030687
The alternative is much worse

Wow, Cher Lloyd used to be cute, wtf happened?

What do politicians do when they lose their seat?

>>129030896
summary execution I think

>>129030896
They have to find it again XD

>>129030687
No one outside of shills and idiots who fell for the shills is voting for Corbyn.

>>129031052
:DDDDD

I'm so unenthused by this election.

I don't even know what to call a "victory" at this point.

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>>129031269
When the enemy is crushed underneath your feet, when the bodies of their women and children pile high.

Then you are starting to approach victory.

>>129031269
There isn't one. We're fucked whatever happens.

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Begin purchasing firearms

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ukip is based tbqh

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>parents in England voting Conservative but don't know why
>I live in Scotland where doesn't matter

Lame af boyz

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GET OUT AND VOTE BOYS
>IT'S TIME TO CRUSH THE MUTANTS
NO MORE MUTANT KIKE NEOLIBERALISM
>NATIONALIST SOCIALISM NOW

VOTING FOR GLORIOUS NATSOC CORBYN THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN4BncLvXic

"Stand ye calm and resolute,
Like a forest close and mute,
With folded arms and looks which are
Weapons of unvanquished war.
And if then the tyrants dare,
Let them ride among you there;
Slash, and stab, and maim and hew;
What they like, that let them do.
With folded arms and steady eyes,
And little fear, and less surprise,
Look upon them as they slay,
Till their rage has died away:
Then they will return with shame,
To the place from which they came,
And the blood thus shed will speak
In hot blushes on their cheek:
Rise, like lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number!
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you:
Ye are many—they are few!"

KICK THEM OUT

>>129032695
>corbyn
>nationalist

>>129030534
>Trashy tattoos.

Every single time.

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STOP VOTING LABOUR

I USED TO LIKE BRIT/POL/

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>>129032941
>have a 40 year record of trying to ignore the rest of the world and focus on the people of the nation
>not a nationalist
ah geez i bet you think the tories aren't the party of blairite replacement migration. how are you this dumb?

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>tfw Cumbria

>Utter faggots on /pol/ want me to vote may
>She wants to take my porn away

Nah, fuck you all. Glad I voted Corbyne. I'd rather be swarmed by refugees than give up my porn.

>>129032695

>It is better to live a day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep. - Jeremy Corbyn

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LORD BUCKETHEAD HAS RETURNED

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>>129032962

I've always had the impression that /pol/ is raving lunatic racists, much like I have the impression of UKIP.

However UKIP will benefit me the most financially (income threshold and TV license) while also offering the same on the NHS (an unrealistic target, like Labour), pension and housing.

As a white adult male wanting to buy his own home in the next 12 months, is there a reason to not vote UKIP?

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>>129034147
>Not wanking to fantasies grounded in reality

You let (((them))) control what you find sexually attractive.

>>129034856

The fact that UKIP won't win any seats, won't form a part of any government, and that voting UKIP might result in a Labour party that sees working male homeowners as the enemy getting in to power.

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*dabs*

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>>129024900
Fantastic thread.

>>129031594

My sentiments exactly. I feel like a dirtbag for not voting, but i just cant vote for May, and ill never vote Labour again after how badly they fucked the UK up.

>>129041687

VOTE LABOUR GET A NIGGER FOR A NEIGHBOUR

>>129041687
>I feel like a dirtbag for not voting
I never understood this. Who cares? I actually voted but I never felt obligated.

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My libtard friend sent me this saying I convinced him.

Is it legit?

>>129042821
inb4 he messages again saying
"meme'd you, it went slightly out of the box so it's not valid HAHAHAHA!"

>>129042821
nah hes did it on his practice one

burger here, who's winning? who do we want to win?

>>129042821
cross went outside the box, void ballot.

>>129043191
nope

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I TRIED SO HARD

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>>129039614

>>129030534
Post moar

didnt she get fat?

>>129039614
Wait the JC dabbing thing wasnt meant to be mocking him? Do people still dab unironically?

>>129034319
I hope he keeps his deposit.

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>>129043534

it was a fan page, but it wasn't mocking him


>>129043511

no clue i dont read the TMZ

Lates polls show Corbyn is in the lead, lads!!!!!!

>queen personally invites donald trump to UK

sorry sadiq, ya big paki

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>tfw voted Labour just to spite /pol/

>>129043989
sauce?

Some old, fat bitch tried talking me out of voting outside my polling station in Thurrock.

I was wearing a hoodie so maybe she was worried I was going to vote UKIP... she was right to be worried LOL!

>>129024900
I see your thread theme and raise you this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYnBlPz3bcU

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>>129044117
>tfw voted labour because it's legitimately the best choice we've got because of the absolute state of the tories

Reminder that May is a remainer who hates your human rights and that the tories never lower immigration no matter what they say.

Anon's, STOP believing them. Do you have fucking autism?

>>129044120
My guess there is none. The believable polls start coming out round about 10pm.

>>129024900
BAN THE INTERNET! NO LONGER WILL TWITTER BE A SAFE HAVE FOR RIGHT-WING E-TERRORISTS

>>129044120
sources say

>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

>>129043534
RARE

dabbing is now post-ironic

>>129044422
maybe i do, whats it to you?

>>129044422
>being this much of a cuck

Vote Labour if you want your neighbours house to turn into an nterracial gay midget sex porn studio

What time will the votes all be counted lads?

>>129029399
Fuck that's near me

>>129044422
Digits. Vote UKIP

>>129044801
we'll know for sure about 0500 tomorrow morning, though if its a landslide it will be obvious during the night

what the fuck is this OP?

>>129044117
>vote Labour to spite /pol/
>DUDE WTF WHY ARE ALL THESE MUSLIMS MOVING IN NEXT DOOR??

>>129044801

They'll just make up a winner from the exit polls as soon as polls close and call it then

>its gonna be a tory landslide

>>129029666
Mods won't sticky. The fucking comey thread got one

>>129045094
you'd only moron redditors from /r/donald crying otherwise

>>129044159
Good man

>>129045094
We don't want a sticky. Fucks sake the convention is that someone will make new one when the current thread is past it's bump limit and we'll all immigrate to the new one

>>129041687
Ukip was the only choice mate. You did the right thing

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>>129044676
>Vote Tory
>That exact same thing happens
>"But h-how did this happen? I voted CONSERVATIVE"
>Public services strain harder and more elderly people die
>B-but at least we're a tax haven for b-big business
Sounds fucking fantastic. May is a globalist cunt.

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NO SURRENDER

>>129042616

I hardly ever vote, and definitely not voting this time. 'Rich get richer' vs 'Terrorist supporting hater of the nation' - Nope nope nope.

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>>129045583
Too late, I already voted for Based Mummy May.

>>129045716
nice one

>Vote Conservative
>They said no more immigrants MUMMY MAY
>Same thing happened last time
>And the time before

>>129045716

based as fuck


>>129045583

but le brexit scared of all the le banker and bonus jobs

>>129045740
so go and vote green party or something ya pleb

>>129045716
Cant wait to see this on the news

>>129043167

Since you're presumably a Trump guy, you want the Conservatives to win.

>>129045855
I voted for Brexit you ideological maniac. The Tories are fucking cancer.

>>129045808
Yeah, I voted Labour instead because they're who I trust to bring down immigration.

>>129045740
But then how will you post about spoiling your ballot and being an edgy tard on /pol/

large tournout

cons are fucked
>getting 9 seats in scotland
NOPE
>getting a majority
NOPE

>>129045855
Labour supporters were against Brexit because it supposedly hurt the financial sector yet they blame da bankers for every problem under the sun

>>129045716

Good man.

>>129045246
Fair enough. Was offering the leaf an explanation as to why we are shitting up the catalog

>>129045583
I'm not saying she's great at all. They're all fucking cunts. I'm just saying voting Labour is unbelievably stupid.

They'll all still bring in migrants. Nothing will change.
Corbyn seems genuine, don't get me wrong, but I fundamentally disagree with what he stands for and supports.
If this wasn't the case on certain issues, he would have had my vote.

NOTHING WILL CHANGE. LABOUR OR TORY, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU STUPID CUNTS

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>>129045716

>>129046007
>tournout
I guess you voted Labour lad

I voted Venky's out!

http://venkysout.com/general-election-venkysout-party/

>>129045740
This is the reason I'm looking at moving out the country. Regardless of which party gets into power.

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>>129045716

>not Mosley's Fascist symbol

>>129046113
They're probably just dying threads rolling off the catalogue since it's election day and our threads go faster

>>129046007
>large tournout
My polling station was packed. I get the impression they are Labour and UKIP voters.

>>129045716
>leaves the labour box just off camera

sly move anon

>>129046243

Based Rovers.

>Tories unironically wanted Kebab into the EU so they could import even cheaper workers than the Poles and eastern europeans so they could shill our shitty British products in Turkey

FREE MARKETS

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>>129046075

yeah I still dont get that

liberalism is seriously a mental disorder

>>129045947

Cancer with a brexit

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What would be a good time to have a wank this evening lads? I don't want to do it while the election coverage is on and I don't want to do it too early.

Conservative voters are literally the same people who watch GM every morning.

Conservative voters how do you feel sharing a in the demographic of dribbling spoon fed morons?

I'd rather have hippy cucks everyday over haters(who are literally no fun to talk to/be with/become friends)

>>129046283
Just from that image alone, you can gather which men were smarter and more gifted, or knew what they were doing.

Hitler's is clearly superior. It stands out even on that image. Simple but extremely effective. That was the whole idea.

>>129045716
BASED

>>129045716

Mong.

>>129046473
>liberalism is seriously a mental disorder
A brainwashed state make people unable to discern reality, they are trained to not see it.

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>>129045716
Hail victory

>>129044422

Reminder that Corbyn hates the British nation and thinks we deserve it when terrorists attack. The bare-faced hypocrisy of him saying Tories haven't policed terrorism enough is gob-smacking.

Guys I regret voting for Corbyn. Is there any way I can go back and change my vote before polls close?

>>129045925
That's a nice flag you've got there lad.

>>129046822
You could try but you will be arrested.

>>129045791
>mummy may bring the immigrants this way
She is a neocon shill. A pound shop Maggie Thatcher with a shitty manifesto

>>129046822
yeah, you just go back with your AK and murder everyone, take the ballet back out of the box and redo it

>>129046200
Yeah. Though last election i spoiled my paper.

>>129046678
Contrarian/Kike detected.

I'm still holding strong that CON will beat by at least 10 points.
Polls are complete bullshit.

>>129046954

na he just needs to put in 2 for the party he wants

What do you lads make of the chance that there will be less than 55% turnout?

I know a lot of people have lost the will to engage with politics.

Is there already a link to the live results on The Guardian or similar?

>>129047088
The polls haven't even closed yet you dumb cheese eating surrender monkey

>>129046985
>yeah
>

>>129047072
It's either Brexit & antiracism or Brexit & antiracism. Policy differences are superficial.

https://youtu.be/wPnIF3f20CA

Lads how can we compete with this? Owen is strong, virile, handsome, of genius tier intelligence and charismatic as fuck. We can't win

WHICH THREAD ARE WE USING? I WANNA SHITPOST POLITICALLY AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK

YOU CAN'T EVEN ORGANISE A BRITPOL THREAD YOU FUCKING LOSERS

>>129030687
Because the Commie is anti-jew.
The others are literally Marxists.

>>129024900
>they all write in the queen and rule the seas again

>>129047252
hes a total cunt

>>129046819
Yeah what we really need is more of Mummy May's snooping charters and CCTV cameras installed in every home in Britain so they can monitor you 24/7

>>129047019

>pissing away your democratic choice and statement to try and impress a bunch of anonymous people on the internet with your top level maymays

Mong behaviour, lad, I'm afraid.

But you're in good company; it's been mongs on here all afternoon doing the same thing.

There's talk about a 94% turnout lads.

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>>129045716
God I wish I was there to see their face when they open that ballot.

>>129047178
For the US election it was accessible before the vote count Pajeet.

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I love mummy

>>129047267
Britpol threads are going too fast when we're all together. Thread splitting makes for a comfier experience for us all

>>129046264

Labour will have to sort itself out eventually, or a new more sensible alternative party will be set up.

G-guys I spoiled my ballot can I get a bunch of (You)

>>129046819
>be home Secretary
>cut police budget
>be responsible for three major terrorist attacks
>blame WhatsApp
You are going to be sorely disappointed. At least Corbyn would give the police the necessary funds and not try to leverage terrorism to implement your autistic attacks on civil liberties

>>129029399
Holy shit.
>>129044818
Same its near me too.

She's alive lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxCL42SmvPQ

>>129047443
Ed Balls vs Boris for 2022. Now that would be something.

>>129047485
You can have one. No more till after dinner

>>129047443
True, I get the feeling that will take +15-20 years though.

>>129047485

>>129046075

Lab supporters were against Brexit because they're leftist idiots who think it's great that decisions are taken out of the hands of the British state.

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Should I be an absolute madman?

>>129047376
Wouldn't suprise me. Have never seen so many people at the polling station.

Sick of people who call for more public spending (muh blank cheque for schools) without holding those services accountable for efficient use of resources.

Where do you think the money comes from?

>>129047589
R A R E

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>>129047895
Whoops wrong picture.

Should I place this bet?

>>129044422
>comes to home of internet autism
>asks anons if they are autistic
Oh you are a special kind of special

>>129047902

Truth.

I went to the polling station at exactly the same time I did in 2015 and it was heaving this time around.

>>129047859

well like...

you are racist whites and shit mang

>>129047485
Voted for UKIP, so me too I guess

Is there any party which supports deportation of immigrants?

>>129047589
oh my gawd, is this an ape in clothes?

when do polls close?????

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>>129048136

BNP?

>>129048136
Yes, civil war

>>129047988
I'm going to change my proxy back I think

>>129044117

You're aware you're no longer really in the EU right? Then again at this late stage, the best way to wake people up to the dangers of communism is to vote for communism and prepare for the crash. These people are addicted to other people's money. I don't see Russia going back to Communism in the next 1000 years.

>>129047903
By cutting taxes on big business who always pay their fair share

>>129048094
Hopefully last minute UKIP voters. I spoke to a middle aged woman about the election who went on a diatribe about muslims and then brought up Enoch Powell. Based

>>129048333

based

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>>129047506

What good are extra police funds when 'human rights' are way more important than giving police the power to act on anything? Abbott and the shadow chancellor have advocated getting rid of intelligence services altogether, the nutbags.

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>>129030534
URGH those tattoos ruined!

>>129048037
No, the turnout will be at least 60%.

>>129045716
>Defaced ballot
>Vote inadmissable
Anon is a fucking idiot

>>129048398
Course you did, mate, just like every other person in this thread

Then you said FUCK MUDSLIMES and the entire polling station broke into applause

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Check my email inbox. See pic related.

Apparently they're recruiting people right into detective roles now.

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Reminder Exit Polls are accurate to within 20 seats

>>129048441
Human rights weren't an issue we shipped them to Guantanamo. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, retarded theresophile.

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>>129048887
fucks sake.

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>>129047895
>not going for a self-removing chip fat fryer

No, that's insane, don't do it you fucking lunatic

>Labour safe seat
>Voted UKIP

How'd I do?

>>129048887
Reminder that magnifying glasses don't work on png files.

>>129048591
Literally happened. Apart from the bit you added.

lol kids

https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/872860811865313281

>>129048398

People at work have been extremely vocal about the recent terrorist attacks, extremely critical of Corbyn for being an apologist and May for doing a shit job keeping known radicals out of the country when she was HS.

This wave of immigrant distrust couldn't have come around at a better time for UKIP and, considering I'm in the constituency they believe they have the best chance of gaining a seat, I'm quietly optimistic.

>>129048966
That picture is from yonks ago. I still wish I'd bought that fucker.

>>129049020
Well done lad.

>>129048922
*when we

>>129045000
chequed

>>129048591
The orchestra that was passing by the polling station overheard anon's bravery and were so moved that they played rule Britannia

>>129047903

I lean left on economics and still think some of Corbyn's 'giveaways' are nonsensical. Free school meals for all is completely unnecessary, for example.

>>129049042
pls read above reply

>>129049167
>Free school meals for all is completely unnecessary, for example.

how so
if you ask parents, i bet they won't find them unnecessary

>>129048887
What is this an exit poll for ants? I thought they couldn't vote?

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Any of these look like they might be worth a punt chaps?

I hope corbyn wins so you faggots go full communist

>>129049065
>I'm quietly optimistic.
Same mate. I've definitely noticed a change in attitudes.

*crosses fingers*

>>129047302
But his chancellor of the exchequer pick is a literal marxist

>>129047895
Deep fryers make everything tasty as fuck but they will make you fatter.

>>129049272

>people who receive free shit are not opposed to it

Yeah

>>129048922

I don't know what your point is here. Corbyn and co. would NEVER agree to anything remotely like Gitmo.

>>129045716

>ensures ballot number isn't on photo

You've broken no laws, anon. Congrats.

>>129049064
>https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/872860811865313281
jesus christ

What do you guys think the chance of a tory majority over 100 is?

>>129049628

You corbyn liberate iraq?

since he wouldnt then yeah how does anyone ever get to gitmo

>>129049407
>tfw we go full commie and all the lefties who voted for this shit experience zimbabwe tier poverty

Only upside of voting Corbyn. That and seeing Trump destory him.

>>129049628
Don't abolish human rights laws because of sub-human invaders was my point, but you are right. Corbyn isn't that based.

May dropped the ball on terrorism. She needs to go

>>129047589

She looks like a fucking mess.

She's clearly feeling better then.

>>129049272

They used to only be for out-of-work families, and that's all that was ever needed.

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>yfw the Tories start turning the screw a few months from now and this place is a cacophony of NEETs whining about bennies and other NEETs complaining about their Chinese cartoon sites being blocked and their CoD pings going off the charts

>>129049064
the entire feed needs posting in all honesty.
>school staff refusing to take down hammer and sickle drawings
>Reception-age kids drawing that well

>>129050122
>implying we won't be in jail

>>129049777
sick trips my bong friend

>>129050122
>Then their parents get ill or die and have to sell their house to pay for care and then end up sucking dick on the streets because Mummy May denied them benefits

>>129030687
Because he is the least globalist out of all the choices.

>>129049964

Human rights laws that help jihadists stay out of prison, let alone in the country at all, should absolutely be abolished. Corbyn votes AGAINST anti-terror laws.

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THREE HOURS TO GO UNTIL EXIT POLL

>>129050468

tory landslide soon

>>129024900
leaked cctv of attackers getting btfo

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b4_1496861812

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>>129029856
Kek

Apparently i've been outcast by the other gays as I mentioned i'm voting Tory.

When did people judge others just on their political view?

90% of the people I know voted Labour.
We are going to be in for a shock come 10pm

>>129050590
Don't have retarded political views and you won't get judged

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CHATEAU CHOO CHOO

Anyone fags here have a live stream link?

>>129050590
>When did people judge others just on their political view?
When didn't they?

>>129050649
>he knows 2 people

Why can't we have a decent nationalist party

>>129050468
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/bookies-declare-the-uk-election-is-all-over-but-the-shouting-2017-06-07

not looking good for your boy

>>129050649
Same. Its over lads.

>>129050550

damn they actually fucked them up

and didnt hit 50 grannys int he process

>>129050590
About 50% of fags voted Tory in 2015.

>>129050718
Mathematically impossible...

You're not allowed to talk about the election today. Cease and desist. This is an official HMI6R&C order.

>>129050649
no, they are with their part time interest in politics

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>>129050590
>outcast by the other gays

Was it these two?

Requesting the picture of Labour quotes saying the NHS has days to live before every election?
I need it to piss lefties off on Normiebook

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Everybody is going to turn British into an orwellian nightmare. You are a fool if you think things are going to improve

>>129049064

Cool drawings 'kids'!

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Guys it doesnt look too good, I`m nervous.
May needs our energy.

>Sits at home living off handouts from parents
>Never goes out but complains about all the immigrants taking his jobs and decaying culture
>His only worry in the world is whether Mummy and Daddy will cut off his internet and feed him for another few months
>Votes Tory

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can't wait for midnight when the only results are sunderland and newcastle and all the americans invade the thread shouting about a labour landslide because they have 100% of the seats

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UKIP/Labour coalition, calling it now

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Love election day. It's basically just the day for my friends and the females of my family to attack UKIP for being racist and call me stupid for voting for them.

Can someone please give me the quick rundown on Cher Lloyd? Is she based?

>>129050957

That's why we have a sticky for the election; it's like flypaper for the Amerimongs.

We'll be safe and comfy as usual in Britpol.

>>129051133
terrible singer, barely famous.

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wtf i hate alan partridge now

>>129043301
Jesus christ pollsters are absolutely abysmal.

>>129051133
If by based you mean that i would want her to spread her naked arsecheeks over my mouth and rip a big fart in my mouth... Then yes.

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>>129051133

she gets eiffel towered by the bog bros

>>129051133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGmgraZef9Y

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree he wasn't so bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

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>REMINDER AT 10PM ANONS SHOULD MAKE THEIR OWN BRIT/POL/ THREAD SO WE COLONISE ALL OF /POL/
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>>129050842
Wait has are Owen really been BLACKED?

>>129051364
Lowland scum never cease to amaze me...

>>129051327
She's such a fucking gorgeous slag.

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>>129045716
Like it lad

>>129032695

you cuck

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wat

>>129051741
it means 5-4%
christ your thick

>>129050431
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

*GULPS*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>129051741

i guess that means article 50 will trigger

>>129051741
Greens on suicide watch

>>129050877
Farrons policies are almost identical to Justin Trudeau and every cuck here fucking loves Justin.
It's a brutal redpill on the importance of looks - none of the Trudeau worshippers like Farron cause he's such an ugly cunt.

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>>129051364
kek

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>>129051741

>54%

If only.

>>129051928
I thought it was already triggered.

Just bet a tenner on tories having 100+ majority.

Get the feeling I've just thrown a tenner away.

>>129052094

It has but the "process" hasn't begun

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>>129045716
blimey anon

>tfw wanna play games but my computer sounds like it'll take off when i boot a game up

So who exactly is /ourguy/ this time? I haven't had time to catch up on this, someone give me a rundown pls

>>129045716
RULE BRITANNIA

>>129047409
>tfw she'll never instruct you to make big cummies for mummy

Why live lads?

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>>129051591
Respect lad.

>>129052314
david davis for brexit

>>129052314
>So who exactly is /ourguy/ this time?
Adolf Hitler.

>>129052314
mogg

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>>129052314
this Bhatti is

What time do you lads reckon they will finish counting the ballots? It's normally something like 03:00 Isn't it?

>>129052314
In all seriousness it's probably Paul Nuttall of UKIP, the successor to Nigel Farage. His party though will realistically not win any seats. Some argue though despite being a socialist, Corbyn is somewhat /ourguy/ as he is anti Semitic

>>129052314
see
>>129052465

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>>129045716
here's to vote leave having a different meaning the next time around.

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>>129030687

>Voting to have a censored internet
>even VPNs will be made illegal
>Being this much of a cuck

wew

>>129052604
ye but usually a decent idea of the winner earlier than that

>>129052604

they only count the ballots when UKIP wins

they'll just make some shit up right away laddy

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>>129052314
> /OURGUY/

>>129052260
what games homie

>>129052604
for us to have an idea who has done it, Id say 2am. Full results will be about 7am latest

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>>129051364
fucking kek

>>129052314
No one. It's globalist cuck against globalist cuck.

It's incredible how /pol/ is giving a pass to the brits when their far right party won't even score 5%.

Brexit is not comparable to Trump, an appropriate comparison is when in 2005 we and the Dutch rejected the European constitution.

UK is far less based than France desu.

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>>129045716
Idiot.

>>129052758
WoT, total war

>>129052314
We don't have a guy in the race so we aren't voting.

>>129024900
>Britain
>Right wing

Top kek. British politics is a joke.

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>>129052314

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>>129052800

Britain is a secret JIDF sheeple?

Only based France can save Europe?

>>129052824
>Voting Tory or Labour

>>129052873
Alright brehs thanks.

All I know is stormfags endorsing Corbyn.

>>129043534

RARE
A
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>>129052800
>He says in English

do you regret not joining the army, /pol/? It could have fixed even the biggest of autists

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>>129045716
stone the crows, he only went and did it