>Humans: >Live on one of the rarest types of planets in

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>Humans:
>Live on one of the rarest types of planets in the universe
>Single handily become strongest animal on Earth to the point where some won't accept that there animals
>Build giant empires
>Build massive armies
>Be the only species that has mass wars
>Kill each other
>Slowly destroy the Earth
>Build weapons of mass destruction that can destroy the earth in hours
>Fight wars and murder millions for some resources and money
>Burn, crush, and chop down our earth to build our empires
>Create corrupt government organizations tasked with murdering other corrupt government workers
>Have each humans' life decided by some idiots in political seats
>Create a constant, simultaneous state of war, obesity, starvation, and poverty all over the world
>Be hypocrits about everything
>Spend trillions on useless activities that will lead to the downfall of poor nations
>Kill all those who oppose their opinions
>Promote equality while at the same time not letting those damn straight white males have rights
>Begin systematically mass murdering groups that they oppose
>Begin groups in foreign countries that propagate for the murdering groups to make them look innocent
>Start fake mass media corporations to make propaganda for a country so it's people can support more death
>Call anyone who disagrees every "phobic or -ist" in the book if they have an opposing view
>Slowly crumble the Earth beyond return
>Blame other countries for fucking it up
>Begin World wars to decide the future of governments and societies around the world
>Eventually launch nuclear weapons that will lead to the destruction of one of the rarest, most resourceful, most beautiful planets in the universe.

But at least we're better than those dumb Dodo birds, amirite?