You can ask me anything I'm living in Barquisimeto and

>>128972464
Is it real socialism?

>>128973354
It is becoming more real than ever in entire the human history

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Is it getting better or worse?

>>128973913
It is worse in this stage compared to how we were before, we will now how it will be the next three months once socialism it fully implemented

>>128972464
What measures could a new goberment take to improve the average quality of life?

>>128972464
How bad is the inflation?

>>128974108
h-how is it socialism going to be fully implemented

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>>128972464
Post pics from the socialist utopia. Bonus points for qt resistance fighters

>>128974146
We can have more economic freedom and the economy will improve. The problem today is that the government isn't investing money, and nobody else can because they are expropriated.

>>128974221
Inflation in the last 15 years is 1 million percent. This year it haven't got any better. People expect at least 2000 % in inflation

>>128972464
Good, most of you are fat anyway

>>128972464

>lost more than 30 lb in the last year

Crossfit?

>>128974527
Any food you can catch to eat in the rainforest?

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>>128974400
We will have some kind of soviets, institutionalized communa, a marxist economy and may be we will be lacking of a central government

>>128974476
Medicines were seized yesterday in my hometown because these were used to health protesters

>>128974400
Constituyente incoming, probably triggering armed """conflict""". Imaginary """conflict""" of, used as propaganda to fuck up shit even further.

>>128974956
So you're saying you're about to achieve a utopia?

>>128974637
Yeah, mostly running to scape guards using tear grenades as projectiles during demonstrations

>>128974790
We have tried to hunt rabbits

How fast is your internet?

Also what do you usually eat?

Heres my solution. Next year on september 11 a coup needs to happen. Someone needs to do a coup. Then we must exterminate every last communist. Kill them all. May i suggest either impaling or burning them at the stake. Kill them all. Death to Maduro. Death to all his supporters!!!

>>128975085
We may be dying from starvation soon if nothing changed in the economic aspect.

>>128975026
People expect cuban military invasion. It isn't a crazy expectation knowing severals agreements signed years ago by Chávez. We are mostly dependant on Cuba to make any kind of economic and political decision

>>128975336
Did Chavez willingly make you guys subservient to Cuba?

>>128975212
I've eat only two times today. Mostly fruits, mangos and bananas

Internet speed is 2mb. 225 kb/s download and 25 kb/s upload

>>128973354
>McDonald
>US dollars and companies
idk you tell me

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>>128975085
Your goddamn right they are

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>>128975336
That sounds far-fetched. Your own military seems enough to keep you all in check.

>>128975119
Rabbits are good to eat google some ways to make traps to catch them if you have no guns

>>128972464
We need to send some Americans your way for a year or two.

>>128975332
September 11 is not close enough. We need something to happen before end of july, else we will live utopia

Militaries aren't trained for that kind of operations, Chávez dismantled military institutions so well, to minimize risk of a coup d'etat. It is impossible for them without foreign help.


>>128975407
Chávez was a cuban puppet. He willingly accepted cubans in Venezuela while expelling natives whose workplaces were given to those cubans

Is it safe for me to go there as a tourist? Can I get sexy Venezuelan women? I look Italian but I don't speak Spanish.

>>128975701
>We need to send some Americans your way for a year or two.
Fuck off. They wouldn't be in so much trouble as they are if you neocon shitlords hadn't been sending them already.
Soros has a nice milkshake for you. Drink up!

i heard the senate is on the side of the people but nick is essentiaply overriding them as chavez before. I take it the military has already been infested with chavez types unlike chile. If so we need to circumvent this ajd kill them all.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NrSJk58Erfk
#PhysicalRemoval
this is why i was terrified of sanders cause he would of made usa like u guys

>>128975549
US dollars are illegal for us to have. McDonalds isn't able to make profit, anyway


>>128975701
We need help from Colombia, Perú, Argentina and may be Brazil. The US can't intervene with its military. It is totally counterproducent

>>128975771
>I'm living in Barquisimeto and have already lost more than 30 lb in the last year
It was a joke. You're all fat, you can lose some weight. Need further explanation?

>>128975725
Cubans live much better than Venezuelans though, from what I have seen. No one is hungry in Cuba.

It's actually crazy how much influence Cuba has. You would think that you would have control over them, but no. Also, from what I saw, Cubans really like Venezuela. They are amazing people.

>>128975911
See
>>128975912

>>128975756
You are safe as long as you come with someone expecting you, so you can have a kind of guidance in here.
Women are nice and fucking cheap.

>>128975725
Chavez kinda sounds like a cunt

>>128976040
I don't want to pay them like prostitutes. I want to pick them up at the bar and talk to them. Not pay. Is this possible? Which cities do you recommend? I won't have anyone expecting me... can I still come? I travel alone a lot. I've even been to Somaliland.

>>128975912
Autism flare-up. I now kek.

Wow okay it's not cool to brag about your weight loss like that

Not everyone has your amazing genetics to just drop 30 pounds without lifting a finger

It's not that I'm jealous because I'm happy with my body and I love myself, but I'm just saying that it's not cool to body shame others like you're doing

>>128972464
What's the food like?

>>128975953
They are well because venezuelan oil. That's the only way cuban have been surviving these two last decades.

However, we have stopped shipping oil to the island, and that was the reason Raúl become close to the US economy, because he know Venezuela won't be able to support cuban economy anymore


>>128975955
Oh, I understand

>>128976249
Jenny Craig is big in Venezuela. As is Dr. Bernstein. Give them a shot, their diets are key.

>>128976330
Well, also tourism. Their tourism is flourishing.

>>128972464
Please help convince UKistan to not elect a commie

>>128976330
How safe is it over there?
Do you want to leave memezuela or there's some hope for the country?

>>128976479
Why? Who cares which leader a muslim country elects?

>>128976330
Why did you stop shipping them oil, especially after the House of Saud flooded the market? Weren't they paying in food?

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>>128976178
If you are nice and well looking, then it will be easy to pick them with talk. Just because you are a foreigner, it doesn't mean they will see you more beautiful.


>>128976259
Like the pic, for the majority of venezuelans

>>128976724
That's too much trash for the majority of Venezuelans

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>>128976724
So which city should I go to if I want to be safe and pick up a lot of women? Can I expect women like the one in my picture?

>>128972464
Do you have toilet paper, or do you have a bidet to wash your ass?

Venezuela is a good warning that socialists should never win. You all think the way to beat leftists is hasten the demise and give them more control but as you can see they will let an entire country starve as long as their ideology is in place and their lives livable.

>>128977024
Actually, socialism is the best system there is. But you need to live in a homogenous, rich country with secure borders and smart immigration.

The US would be socialist, or at least it would definitely have socialized health care, if it wasn't for all the niggers. The country needs to be homogenous for it to work

>>128976418
Thanks to the US economy.

>>128976513
It is not safe. People is daily murdered and no justice is being served. You can't leave the house and walk after certain hour. You can't go to the bank without fearing you will be robbed.
It's not simple to explain. Many friends, family members were kidnapped, even when the criminals were caught, they got freed because they were member of a colectivo, a government supported gang.

>>128976658
Cuba never paid with money, they only send 'doctors' and 'teachers'. Most of them spies. We stop sending oil because we needed the money.

>>128977305
Not really. US tourists don't go there really. Mostly Canadian and European.

emigrate to brazil bro, you'd be welcome wherever you go
we aren't on our best shape rn but we got plenty of food here, and we expelled most of the communist disease already

>>128977356
This, most Americans don't leave NA when they vacation

>>128972464
Have you thought about coming to DR?

>>128976839
The photo is obviously shopped, but yeah, there are plenty of women well looking. You can go the main cities; Maracaibo, Mérida, San Cristobal, Barquisimeto, Maracay, Punto Fijo, Valencia, Caracas and Puerto Ordaz.


>>128976919
Right now I haven't toilet paper, I just wash myself in the shower.

have you started eating your own shit yet?

>>128977305
That's terrible. Lo siento.

Time to get myself a qt venezuelan with big tits .

>>128977708
That's actually really depressing

>>128977708
So I'll be safe in these cities? I won't get stabbed? What's the best way to seduce and fuck women in Venezuela?

>>128977356
Most of them are able to go to Cuba becuase US ads. If it weren't for them, the tourism in Cuba won't have never become what it is now. You can see how 'celebs' are going there, just because advertisement.

>>128977707
I haven't. I think I won't leave Venezuela until it is totally wrecked. I will keep protesting against the dictatorship as long as I can. I don't mind if I die, only want to fight and give everything I can to my fellow citizens who are also suffering like me.

did your flag just change?

>>128978124
I admire your patriotism

Give adress maybe some american will send you toilet paper . Happened here on /pol/ some anon received goods from a gringo

Wanted to say that I'm sorry to hear you're going through this.

Is there any way to supplement your food with other sources besides the local stores?

Do you see any way that Maduro gives up power? Or will this only end with violence?

>>128978124
I feel for you. In my city there are many Venezuelan women working as waitresses and other crap jobs such as retail. They are beautiful and kind on a way Dominican women aren't. I've also heard about prostitutes.

I hope the communist plague is destroyed in tour country. Good luck and godspeed brother.

>>128978050
Lol faggot ofc you gonna get stabbed if you look like a foreign with money . They gonna steal your clothes , so get a tan and dress like a homeless after getting out of the airport .

You just need to tell them you are canadian they will suck your cock in 10 seconds just to have some money

>>128978124
So, what do you think of the stinky communist trash that is Podemos in Spain?
You know, the first leftist political party here, and open supporters of Maduro? They say things there are good. They also received money from your goverment, to found their party and for the elections.

>>128978533
I look Italian bro so I should be good. I'm tanned.

Venezuelabro... if I decide to pay for a girl... how much would it cost?

>>128978050
As I already told, you'll be safe as long as you have someone to guide you through the city, however, it doesn't mean you are exempted to get stabbed or jailed by state officers.

>>128978274
Flag was changed in 2006 iirc. A star was added and the head of the horse was moved so it will look to the left.

>>128978368
There isn't. Restaurant still have some food but I isn't affordable for the average venezuelan. You have to have a salary in dollars.

>>128978347
That isn't possible anymore. Imports were prohibited some days ago


>>128978677
Between 10 and 100 dollars.

>>128976479
We won't elect a commie, calm down.

>>128978928
Fug then good luck hunting rabits just don t kill doggos

>>128978644
so the mapple-nigger meme is actually not a meme?

>>128978563
Podemos is the worst communist party in Europe. I've seen videos of Javier Caruso, still he isn't podemita, but he's Pablo Iglesias supporter.

They both are liars, they aren't saying the truth about Venezuela.

>>128979059
Dogs aren't to be eaten in Venezuela, these are also starving and dying massively in here.

>>128979090
At least he is not asian

>>128979149
You think an armed revolution will happen any time soon? What about the army ? For how much longer the gov can afford paying them to keep them in place ? I mean wtf the army should fucking take over can t they see the population is rekt

>>128979149
:( poor puppers

>>128972464
Losing weight is tough bro, keep it up

>>128979330
It might happen, if the opposition get divided.
Many military officers have been already arrested for not wanting repress the people in demonstrations.
It is said that there are huge divisions among the army, but nothing have happened.
Still, people don't want to pick arms up because it will be worse for everyone, and Maduro seems close to be deposed any time soon in the next weeks.
We don't want Maduro get overthown, just a resign and eventually a presidential election. Venezuela is very democratic, it is the dictatorship who is causing all this deaths and destruction.

>>128979464
I hope you are just I'm for keks because op has lost the weight from not having food to eat because his country is in meltdown due to a socialist takeover.

Please don't be a typical burger /pol/ deserves better from us.

are you ready to get annexed?

>>128978644

>>128978644

>I look Italian
>look

You're one of those "Mediterranean" Canadians, eh?

>>128981253
Quarter Italian Quarter Bulgarian Quarter Spanish Quarter Norwegian.

Literally master race.

>>128981409

Well done, Leaf.

>>128981129
haha
It is being said that such event may happen soon. I've not discarted that, but I will totally appreciate if you fucking intervene against Maduro and stop aiding him with that passiveness coming from Santos

>>128979870
Start reading up survivalist PDF's now that you can.
Pay attention to water sanitation and sewer building. Look up how to grow your own food, and fertilize yourself, and what can be used in end of the world situations. Get more aquainted with what you can eat around.

Can you get some chickens?

Look up ways to build atzla or however the thing is spelled.

Maduro needs to go full tiananmen square on the George Soros backed "opposition".

>>128975674
fucking kek

Maduro > Soros

Some decent links.

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/03/29/how-to-build-a-small-game-survival-snare/

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/01/16/how-to-field-dress-a-squirrel/

http://www.modernsurvivalonline.com/Files/books/FM_21-76-US-army-survival-manual.pdf

http://www.truthistreason.net/16-survival-downloads-field-manuals-and-handbooks

>>128982728
I'll leave the country if I reach to such point.

>>128972464
Why don't you leave Veneuzela and move to the USA?

What do you think of Americans who want to institute communism?

Is soccer super popular over there?

>>128983700
I'll never move to US. I simply don't like it.

These americans can have dreams and never wake up, hopefully.

Soccer isn't as popular as baseball is, but yes, it's popular.

What's your favorite movie?

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>>128975119
>guards using tear grenades as projectiles during demonstrations
you forgot to mention these - pic related.

>how cheap are the hookers there now?

>>128972464
How are you posting? Wasn't internet rationed away?

>>128986630
Not yet. There are plans to do so

>>128986812
Dude get the fuck out of there.

So let's sum up.
>Imports are stopped
>Internet restrictions soon
>Too poor to leave
>No food
>Worthless cash
>Extreme government crackdowns
>Etc....

5 things I see coming. Mass starvation Holodomor levels, Soviet and Great Leap Forward labor camps, Khmer Rouge style killing fields, US invasion to get muh oil, or a new Fuhrer rising out of the ashes.

>>128986812
What if you don't want to work in the "communes" ?

If I were you I'd GTFO ASAP

>>128986812
what changes do you want to see to your country? what are you trying to accomplish with the protests? Do you still want a socialist government?

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>>128972464
how prevalent is bitcoin?

>>128989669
>>128989786
i think OP just grabbed his bugout bag and headed for the brazillian border

>>128981409
so a dirty fucking mut

RIP OP
F

>>128993062
He's not white though, who gives a shit?

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Godspeed, Venezuelan bro.

>>128993291
nice pad

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>>128993155
That's true. FUCK YOU OP

>>128993453
True. Normally not into the more modern homes, but it's in a comfy location too.

>>128978124
Good luck man, I hope you don't but there's no better way to die than to die for what you believe in.

>>128993155
Americans lecturing people about whiteness when any country in Europe is significantly whiter than them

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Will you try to escape, hermano? You can't honestly stay there until they execute you, right?

>>128993764
that and it's all concrete...impressive. i wonder if the windows are blast/bulletproof too.

>>128993954
OP is MIA

>>128972464
>lost more than 30 lb in the last year
Isn't Venezuelans generally fat? This got to be a good thing.

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>can't secure food
>has Internet access to post on Mongolian basket weaving bbs
s-socialism whut you doin!?

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>>128972464
Are ya hungry enough to ear well done steak?

>>128978644
>I look Italian
De Rossi Italian or Sicilian? Huge difference.

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>>128994320
Not unless there is ketchup involved

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>>128994388
DELETE THIS!

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>>128994320
>>128994388
rare burger pride!!!!

>>128972464
Fucking communists are parasites , i feel sorry for your country.

>>128974527
>and nobody else can because they are expropriated
This, Chavez nationalized all the foreign companies, and some private national companies too, and now nobody wants to throw a penny there

>>128984088

where would you go ? Panama? San Jose? Bogota? Brazil?

>>128994893
>san jose
we're full

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>>128989611
>a new Fuhrer rising out of the ashes.
That would be their best choice of action, considering Chile is the only SA country whose got it's shit together, it would be a good idea for Venezuela to emulate them.

>>128972464
will you kill your jewsish masters>?

>>128974956
you read pussy on the cop car with my lang

>>128994979

hahahahaha

well where im going .. is precisely that. basically every major capital city in latin america is being flooded by venezuelan immigrants who are "taking their jeeeerrbbzzz" which is given a rise to nationalism. Also, the wealthy chamos who left the country 10 years ago already got all their cash invested in small towns, driving away the locals and further inflating prices (due to lack of regulation).

you can see it as the european crisis, instead of uneducated niggers you get educated chamos or super rich ones. they'd be a good thing if there were proper systems in place to allow them at a pace, but the mass quantity creates very difficult problems also.

>>128972464
Enjoy your independence

>>128995251
actually conas means retarded

>>128972464

These are bait threads. Everything is fine in Venezuela..

>>128995345
*which has given
Brazil should just invade Venezuela already. They're getting rid of the commies right? They're BRICS with super powers or w/e right? I'm sure as fuck not going anywhere near that place.

>>128995445
>OP
18 posts from this ID
he's probably KIA. have some respect.

>>128995684
>Brazil
Colombia

>>128995781
sure whatever. we're building a fucking wall.

>>128995684

yeah, technically brazil is the only country down there who can fight the chamos. but what's in there for them? the oil? that shit belongs to china and india mostly (as far as i know, im not so read on the oil subject in vzla presently).

that shit in vzla is creating many problems in the small countries around it

and yea, *has given* saw that in the end. thx

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>>128995857
if isn't something like this I don't really care

Wow communism sure sounds great.

>>128995857
you building a small fence shut up what wall ? i see nothing

>>128995684
Why should we take that shithole? it will drag us more than Greece is dragging the EU

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>>128972464

At least you're learning the hard way that gommunism is shit and a lie, so the lesson will stick. First worlders have been so subtly eased into it, they might never wake up.

Just make sure to double-tap the commies or they'll back in 5 years as "social democrats".

Grand Colombia when?

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From Caracas, tear gas can to the chest

are you doing your part to pay the carbon tax

stop destroying the world with your CO2 emissions

caracas is gonna be under water in 50 years

>>128989611
>US invasion to get muh oil
As shit ensues in the ME the prices of oil are likely to go up so this one is even more likely than you think.
Unless the US chooses to "liberate" the Middle East instead.

>>128975475
hey its not all bad
you got faster upload speed than me
and i got 16mb, 1mb/s, and 10kb/s

>>128972464
Could I do many money smuggling stuff to Venezuela for selling medicines in the black market? Light stuff, like aspirine, metamizol, vitamin C, etc.

>>128995684
>Brazil should just invade Venezuela already
We only have bullets for 10s of warfare, so don't.

Would you suck dick for a full meal? And how long would you ration it out for?

Godspeed Venebro

>>128975119
>We have tried to hunt rabbits
Shades of Zimbabwe. They also started cleaning out the wildlife about halfway through their hyperinflation.

>>129002515
I always wondered what it would be like to get hit with one.....

fucking hell...

>>128979149
>Dogs aren't to be eaten in Venezuela yet
FTFY

>>128981903
My guess is if he tried to go innawoods the government would come after him. This is as much a political problem as an economic one.

>>128983625
Honestly, the best response to a hyperinflation is to leave. Anything else is less effective.

>>129006404
No. The ultimate one is give up your own currency and adopt a stronger currency, like Ecuador and Zimbabwe when they adopted US dollars and Montenegro with euro.

>>128972464
Post diet.

>>128995684
We would, but we're facing our own problems right now.
I don't know if I can talk it in brief words, but just imagine brazil has no leader: everything is a total disorder and chaos, and the only thing that doesn't let us become a Zimbabwe is who the hell knows

>>128972464
Why cant niggers into socialism?