ITT We pretend we're living in a 'communist utopia'
>be me
>have bathtub and kitchen sink at home
>request two bathplugs from my local commissary
>'anon why do you need two bathplugs?'
>explain that I have a bathtub AND a kitchen sink
>such decadence.jpg
>entire family investigated
>distant second cousin had spare bath plug stored away in drawer
>i'm sent to gulag for thirty years for attempted theft.
>>128955512
im hungry
>>128955512
>>128955676
I just finished waiting in line all day for a loaf of bread and murdering a thief with a rock.
>>128955512
I need 20 virgins to sleep with me every night.
>>128955512
Plug Crime!
>>128955676
fpbp
>>128955512
Snitch to the KGB for extra vodka ration
>>128955512
ITT dumb americans pretend they know something about SU
>>128956459
They're not wrong
>>128956625
but they are
>>128956459
>>128956823
Do you miss the SU?