HEY BRITISH PEOPLE! Defend yourself right now if you're

>>128949405
I'm not anon because I'm not a cuck. She is our Clinton. People on here voting for her must be insane.

>>128949405
She's kinda hot tbqh that's why I'm voting for her

>voting Cornyn
>when he brings along Dianne Abbott

Fuck you OP.

>>128949595
>not being a mummy lover

Leave now

>>128949405
>An American telling us to vote for a commie

kek does the FBI know about this?

>>128949405
Nice try jezza shill, pol will never vote for a socialist.

>>128949642
Fuck the yids desu. They do not want the best for us and she will back pedal on everything. How can we be vastly against Clinton but be in favour of her, I will never understand it as they're so similar. She is conservative in name only.

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vote tory cuck goys

dont mind the child fucking

>>128949405
The alternative is a literal Communist. Fuck right off.

>>128949405
>Jeremy "Gulags are aight" Corbyn

>Teresa "mean words online kill people" May

Why the fuck are the British choices even worse than the Burger ones? Like how did you accomplish this shit?

>>128949800
pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable

>>128949968
Because she's pretty hot and a MILF, that's reason enough for me to vote for her

>>128949993
The British Empire has fallen and it can't get up.

Like it or not, Corbyn is based as fuck. Corbyn deserves to win. Besides, it's a mans world and if you vote for May your a traitor.

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>>128949984
pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable..

Nigel isn't running, plus i'll do what i want, so suck my dick.

>>128949998
This is the other option.
So yeah they don't have any choice.

>>128949405

I'm voting for the scouser representing UKIP.

>>128949405
Whats Corbyn's immigration Policy?

>>128950193
May looks like a trap in that picture. Could she be a pedophile trap? Besides, anyone "thing" masquerading as a woman deserves to lose. Corbyn 2017.

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable....

>>128949984
This plus Brexit, as you well know.
sage

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

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>voting Conservative or labour
>voting at all

>>128950299
What immigration policy?

Americans on Friday if you're really quiet you can open your windows and you should be able to hear the libcucks and students screaming and crying after they lose all the way from here.

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>>128950204
>voting for 1984 incarnate

i see your logic, ships sinking so let's just sink it as fast as possible and get it over with

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>>128950504

>>128950299
"race is a social construct you racist"

The fact he used to be a campaigner for the Unite party should say it all.

>>128949835
>(((human rights)))

>>128950595
When people use the express for their memes hahaha.

>>128949405
Better than a literal commie. She's a leftist, but atleast she isn't completely insane like comrade Corbyn.

>>128950685
>>128950772
>>128950595
>>128950532
this is a bot btw

yes labour cucks are that desperate

>>128949405
>Vote Corbyn
fuck off you commie cunt

Tbh i'm just voting because Corbynfags really piss me off and I want to take away their NHS and hope they all die.

>>128950512

Yeah everyone's going to lose, especially the gullible conservative voters, hilarious.

>>128949405
>Vote Corbyn because this hag had her chance. She blew it.

Pretty much. Her response to terrorism is essentially to "censor the internet"

Not from the Muslims viewing ISIS shit but from white right wingers saying mean things about Islam online.

These retarded pieces of shit think Muslims are going ape at the moment because whites are provoking them online.

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>>128950750
when people try just to skim passed facts

what about these papers ? any good to get a fell for the tory party ???

kek dickhead

>>128951017
Your tears are going to be extra succulent

>>128949611
Dianne Abbott stepped down today.

>>128951144
why are your only sources satire papers?

>>128949405
>>128949595

Both right. Anyone on this website who genuinely votes for Theresa May is fucking insane.

Her entire track record is a fucking disgrace.

>>128951050
this "she wants to censor the internet" pigshit needs to die (like you my little convict pal). she doesn't, never has.

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>>128951256
what ?

>>128951175
I love succulent tears.

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torys init kek

>>128951175

Fuck off tory retard, your shilling is pathetic.

Corbyn and May are both disasters who will lead this country to ruin.

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tory :)

>>128951508
Sounds more like Cockbin lovers are shilling desu.

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>>128949405
>Defend yourself right now if you're voting May
Only about 0.11% of the UK population is even capable of even voting for May my American friend. Are you sure you didn't mean:
>Defend yourself right now if you're voting for your local Conservative candidate?

Anyway I'm voting for the Lib Dems.

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>>128951256
what m8 ?

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>>128949405
Daily reminder that DS supports Corbyn.

>>128951637

Corbyn AND May shills are here

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>>128951188
Only temporarily, she said she will be back as soon as she can

>there are actually cucks who are going to vote for this

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>>128950193
>those shoes

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.

fucking laughable. ..

>>128951508
>your shilling is pathetic.
he says while he's surrounded by a sea of daily mail articles shilling for cuckbyn

>>128949405
>voting for either of them

>>128950086
kys

>>128950299
Same as May's - open borders, everyone welcome.

>>128949405
If I were British I wouldn't vote for either. I couldn't. When the choices are left and far left I'll take the third door even if it's a waste of a ballot

>>128951188
Holy fuck. I was counting on her to protect the UK as home secretary. Who else could possibly take that role on? damn!

>>128951864
Wasn't that a fake poster? I know it sounds like something she would say but I think that's fake.

May IS going to WIN on Friday, i literally can't wait. I know you labour supporters won't even come on here haha

If you do I'll make sure you don't hear the end of it all year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

also does anyone have a good British movie recommendation

>All the (((Labour))) shills and plebbitors itt

Sad!

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Not a fan of reddit 2bh lads, wish they would leave

>>128951974
What left wing party wants to scrap human rights?

>>128951322
>Mohammad in this much denial.

How long till the next terrorist attack in your nation pal? A week at most?

No wonder so many Brits are moving to NZ at the moment. Stay in that country you maggot and get absorbed by Islam.

Enjoy seeing your daughter in a veil or a Burqa with some ugly bearded Arab as her husband.

She's a liar, liar.
You can't trust her. NO NO NO NO

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>>128951866
i think thems her feet , shes barefoot david icke may be right kek

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>>128949405
Someone should hack something asap. I don't care if it's a microwave. Hack hack hack now. We can't let this womyn have the ramp codes.

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>>128952164
>National Socialism requires (((Socialism)))

>>128952164
PMSL. Well trolled. I was gonna vote UKIP but Sharia May has to get it now.

>>128952185
attacks only happen in relevant countries
sorry m8, you didn't make the cut

>>128952172
>What left wing party wants to scrap human rights?
human rights like freedom? all of them

>>128952364
WE'RE HER CHILDREN

>>128952635
Left wingers want rights for themselves and shitskins.

May wants to ditch human rights when it comes to terrorism, labour wants ISIS fighters to be allowed back here and given a free house with free healthcare and free gimmie gimmies.

Mummy May wants to waterboard them.

>>128952591
50 years Arabs will be half your population.

NZ will still be majority white.

option 1: a Christian Thatcherite woman who wants a Hard Brexit and hates socialism

option 2: a man who openly endorses Chavez, Castro, the IRA and Hamas, doesn't wear a tie, wears a jumper his mum knitted for him, and wants to turn us into a Soviet shithole

the internet issue is something to deal with after the election. i'd rather worry about whether Theresa is looking at my pornhub history, then worrying whether Comrade Corbyn will just sit there as ISIS starts nuking us

>>128952941
In a hundred years when UK's population is all arab they'll still be more relevant then NZ.

>>128952880
>May wants to ditch human rights when it comes to terrorism
And there's the slippery slope that we've already seen come to fruition in the US. It's completely up to the state to decide who should be spied on and who can be designated as terrorists. A police state is never, ever good, because the state decides who its enemies are. If British politicians (or Western politicians in general) had any balls they wouldn't set up a fucking police state, they'd close their borders to mudshits and deport most of them

>>128953316
>hates socialism
>wants to introduce price caps

>>128953316
>then worrying whether Comrade Corbyn will just sit there as ISIS starts nuking us

ARE YOU A CLOWN?!!

The man is made of steel.
He is the only honest guy in the whole fucking house of parliement.
The media have tried to fuck his ass with a 12-ft drill of endless penetration and he has remained intact, dignified and debates with ANYONE.

HE IS OUR LEADER.

HE IS OUR GOY.

>>128949642
She is too old to fucking look like a mummy you dumbass. Maybe if your into old lady fetish.

>>128953872
u think mekles hot too i bet.
cuck

>>128949405
>pro mass internet censorship politician

Labour will do the same if they get in. The intelligence service are always asking for it.

>>128953481
You're missing the bigger picture. Neither are planning on doing anything about the real problem which is Muslims. Instead (((May))) is saying she'll throw them out (she won't), but isn't saying she'll stop them from coming. Whereas (((Corbyn))) is bringing up the internet issue while saying he won't touch it, but he's also NOT saying that he'll not only not deport the ones already here, but he'll also not not try to stop them from coming.
British politics is a pure fucking pantomime every time and has been different sides of the same shekel since the '40s if not early.
No one will say peep while you have people (((working))) in your government. Why do you think Trump isn't building a wall? Did he just change his mind? I didn't think so.

>>128949405
I fucking hate seeing Brits on /pol/ supporting May. She would be the WORST option out of all of them for most things people here hold dear. I'd rather a few more rapefugees then a fucking crippled China tier internet where you have to go on a fucking list if you want to view porn. They already have the right to spy on everyone's internet history without a warrant now thanks to her.

You probably wouldn't even be able to post here anonymously if she got her way, and woe betide you if you posted anything that can be classed as "hate speech". Corbyn might be a socialist but at least he doesn't believe in thoughtcrime.

>>128949405
She is a worthless pedophile protecting shill. Cant stand this fake bitch.

She's pretty hot though, anyone else been jerking off to her lately?

Kinda been fantasizing about her as a seductive milf.

Are we under some kind of massive scale shill attack as of recent? Corbyn is literally a communist. Am I really to believe anyone who's browsed /pol/ for any amount of time is supporting a communist?

While May is the height of political scumbaggery and doesn't really believe in anything, she's still a preferable choice when stacked up against a limp wristed marxist who had relations with a sheboon (that he's given the position of home secretary to) who said she could not think of herself as british, and is borderline retarded. The only reason you might have for liking him, if you're borderline retarded yourself, is that he hasn't expressed any particular support for Israel, although this is simply because he wants to please his many muslim associates, Hamas and Hezbollah being examples of groups he has called 'friends'. Another of his backers and fellow party members is Sadiq "part and parcel" Khan, who has represented multiple terrorists as a lawyer prior to becoming mayor of the london caliph.

When it comes to brexit Corbyn used to at least have a traditional old labour view that the EU was bad for working class british, a view he held up until he became leader of the labour party, where he promptly decided to become another new labour pro-EU clown. If he is to lead this country in its withdrawal from the EU, we'll get shafted faster than a young girl from Rotherham.

I'm not specifically advocating voting for May, but if one has to pick between the two, I can't see how any /pol/ user of sound mind could ever imagine supporting Corbyn.

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I like this one because I pretend shes recoiling in horror at the size of my dick.

>>128949405
The other option is Corbyn.
No matter what the fuck May does she will be better than a traitor like Corbyn.

Honestly the truth is that the brits are fucked either way, but at least May will use lube.

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I like this one because its kind of like she's looking up at my dick questioning the sheer size it.

doubles decide who i vote for

you bongs are weird. you've got some lefty "conservative" who apologizes for islam, and a fucking communist as a choice.

wut do?

>>128956959
deez nuts

>>128949405
May's censorship can be blocked. The EU's cannot.

>Voting in AIDS to fight cancer.
Well done OP, you're the biggest fag of the day.

>>128953706
He's a commie scumbag and should be thrown out of a helicopter.

I voted Labour in the past 3 general elections. I am voting Conservative tomorrow.

>>128954799
They banned the pirate bay years ago. It is still the most popular torrent site in the UK. Politicians can't censor the internet because they don't understand it.