>Oi, chalky, this is a Sharia Controlled Zone, put down the

Submit to them and convert to Islam, mashallah

>>128933908
you wish it was like dis
whatever you do
we still gonna accept whats socially acceptable to you lol utter faggot lol wtf lol wut ΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΑΧΑ

When Achmed forms his line,
Deus Vult, I empty my 9

>>128933908
As a woman of the west, I would stand my ground and tell them to fuck off. This isnt some middle eastern slum where men control me. I have my freedoms as a sentient, free thinking being.

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>>128933908
Entirely depends on location, out of the city centre sure, I can submit the £2.30 but in the city, no, absolutely not wasting £4.50 because the muzzie menace is on the prowl. they can go fuck off back to paki territory for all I care.

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>>128933908
see I live in the USA so it goes down like this

>play along, nod and say I understand sorry to offend
>wait for their aggression to die down
>reveal concealed handgun and immediately fire warning shot between two of their heads (just revealing the handgun will result in them charging you, THIS IS MANDATORY)
>continue opening fire as they run away
>ditch gun in river
>go home and masturbate to Arab cuck porn

>>128933908
Slam beer
Pay jiyza
Convince them to kill the employees for serving beer
Sit near the tap and drink myself to death when they leave to carve up another pub

>>128933908
Do they stalk around in groups like that a lot?

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>>128933908
Pull out my gun, because I live in a non cucked country. Pic related.

>>128935155
>As a woman
tits or gtfo roastie whore

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>>128933908
:)

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>>128933908

Tell them to fuck off then get arrested for hate crimes

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>>128933908
Tell them to fuck off and enjoy my pint, then vote UKIP

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>>128935784
>>128935719
>>128935672

>>128933908

"due to not being a degenerate retard I'm not drinking any alcohol, good day to you my muslim friend!"

>>128933908
I would throw myself off building. I am faggot.

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>>128933908
>Man who was stabbed: "What are you going to do? Stab me?"

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>>128933908

>What do, /pol/?

Blast em.

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>>128936018
>due to being a low test underage faggot I'm going to suck muslim cock

>>128933908
What is their mixtape called?

>>128933908
HAHAHA, I heard Russians burned the circus down somewhere in the south. You must be those clowns from there. Now fuck back where you came from.

Pull out my Constitutionally-mandated firearm and send the shitskin savage to his god.

I teleport behind them and unholster my gun. It's nothing personel

>>128933908
I put down my drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMI9cZd3l0

>>128933908
Damn wish my squad had swag like that.

They legit look like a gang of happy friends.

>>128933908
Put the beer down and leave. No sense in dying over that.
Then start terror attacks, narco style, on the zone. Pig heads all over. Burning barricades. If they revolt, then that's an excuse for all out war.
Pick your battles.

>>128935155
post your tits now

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>>128933908

>>128933908
wait for them to touch me and then legally kill them yes it is true its real bongs

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>>128933908
Well, since I'm in the USA I'm counting mag changes.

>>128933908

>"fuck off faggot"
>throw pocket bacon

>>128935173
>being so cucked you ever take option 1

this is why your entire country is going to submit to the dick of islam.

>>128934029
Good lad hans Ahmed

Bin the pint; save money and braincells; thank Allah for making me a better and stronger person; fight with Muslims against broken and degenerate (((Western culture))); after victory, betray Muzzies; re-instate Holy Roman Empire; start drinking again.

>>128937046
Yeah cant we send the cartels to deal with the other sub humans tan vs tan

>>128937046
Name the last time Mexico won ANYTHING, regardless of which battles they picked.

>>128937496
>pocket bacon
ded

>>128935365

>Not pulling your gun out and shooting them after they looked at you funny by violating the NAP

>>128937977
We pushed the French out in guerrilla style when they were weakened on euro wars.

Our army wins every time they go against any narco strong hold, but they are used sparsely because soldiers don't follow police rules of engagement, they kill. It's unwise to use them too much without a charismatic leader who can take the political beatings.

USA was also very good at that. You claimed half our country when we had a low level internal war, low founding, and a sparsely populated North.

>>128935155
>implying you would do shit

Bitch please, you would submit like the submissive cunt you are. Feminism has instilled arrogance in you.

Tell them to fuck off, as is tradition in Rotterdam

>>128933908
he's out soon.
TAKBIR
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/814322/Anjem-Choudary-hate-preacher-released-from-jail-prison-hate-preacher-Islamic-extremism

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>>128933908
>What do, /pol/?

Ask them if they want to help me rape this woman that I spiked.

>>128933908

>UK

Well, I'd bin my knife, of course, then I'd call the police and watch them run away. God save the Queen, amirite?

>drinking in the streets like a true degenerate

I got apprehended by the Russian police for doing this there. Why should UK be different?

mashallah thank you brother you have shown me the error of my ways I will now live a fully halal life and fast as it is the holy month of Ramadan inshallah

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>>128935155
Also your gender colleagues to their best to change that.

>>128938651
The US should be entitled to at least half of Mexico by now.
>You lot haven't been able to do shit with it since the beginning of forever.
>You can never NOT let cartels run your government
>The only safe cities in your country are ones USA has dumped a bunch of tourism money into.
>When left to your own devices, you are an africa-tier civilization.
>Come to the US and demand free everything, then talk at great length about how great mejico is.

Only the big kids get to play with countries, Mexico.

>>128938999
with trips like that, I don't doubt it.

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>>128936329

>>128933908
Drink my drink.

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I kek to myself and realize I live in a country that is 99.8% white.

>>128933908
Same thing. Form a neighborhood watch, march it into a no go zone.
Wait for shit to go down.

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>>128935365
tfw
*imaging me chanting "USA, USA"

>>128939631
but how is it 99.8% white if 99.8% of it is full of slavs?

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>>128935155
Tfw you realise women are all talk and easily dominated instinctivly

>>128935155
And then you'd get slapped around and realize that you are physically inferior to men.

>>128935155
Lies. You'd throw in the towel.

>>128938773
>>128935704
>>128937058
>>128939858
when did /pol/ become /r9k/?
this is why we are a weak useless board who cant accomplish anything, because the only people here are all basement dwellers who watch anime


when was the last time pol actually made a difference? I'll wait for your answers

>>128935155
I suppose it all depends on how much rape you can withstand.

>>128933908
I wouldn't. This is the United States of America and that doesn't even remotely happen here.

Get fukt bongs. You reap what you sow. Cultural enrichment and diversity eat your heart out. Don't be racist and intolerant now!
>letting the postmodernist take over
Reap. What. You. Sow.

>>128935365
why wouldnt they be carrying weapons too? and what does watching swedish porn in the end have to do with anything?

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>>128933908
summon honrarble monster, joke's on them

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>>128940217
>when did /pol/ become /r9k/?

When you newfags migrated over from r*ddit

Now get the fuck out

>>128938651
Yes but celebrating a post napoleonic victory over the french is like celebrating that you had to urinate when you woke up this morning.

Also - Patton's first major battle involved an expedition into modern mexico that took more than half of what you're left with even today. The only reason you still have that half is because the US realized we'd have to make it a territory and possibly a state - absorbing that corrupt attitude all you fuckers seem to have about the rule of law into our citizenry.

Even today, you dumb fucks still don't have control over your country. Local strongmen do just like always. We could take over more of Mexico if we wanted to. It says a lot about what we think of your bullshit culture and bean farts that we don't.

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>>128940217
omg you fucking pathetic internet white knight - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE - honestly, you fucking cuck disgust me.

>>128940217
ALMOST BASED WOMEN THAT IS A MINORITY ON OUR FORUM, if you were black you would be fully based

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>>128935784
>>128935672
>carrying while drinking
but that's ILLEGAL

>>128940408
At the most theyd have knives. And you be sure if youre going to pull on them their guard is down regardless. Do u even self defens?

>>128933908
Maybe they're trying to get you to stop being an alcoholic OP.

>>128939808
my skin has less melanin than you and I am a son of the steppe.

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Step away from me in 3 seconds or I'll shoot.
3... 2... *bang*

>>128933908
shit skin cowards only get lippy when they out number you, one on one they'd be all yeah m8 i love a beer...taqiyya cunts

>>128935142
That was beautiful, anon <3

>>128939032
Hopefully he fucks up and goes back in.

>>128940217
>another silly complaint crying nerd tears over not having control over what other people post.

go back to tumblr, faggot.

>>128936487

t. degenerate who's so weak willed he needs to artificially alter his brain chemistry

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>>128940684
ummm wtf?

why would it be illegal? Is your country... cuck?

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>>128937699
>hans

Due tomorrow?

Do tomorrow

>>128941127
Am I the only one, who thinks he uses the spoons to heat up heroin? Pic can be unrelated (which is common practice in today's media)

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>>128935155
>1 post by this ID

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>>128933908
Wait for this to happen.
https://youtu.be/lzFucqDElyE?t=26

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>>128941186
>he actually believes america is the land of the free

>>128935473
Yes

>>128933908
What's the drink? Is it coffee? Beer? Water? Liquor?

>>128940933
niggers are the same way.

In all my life, I've never seen one nigger that was willing to square up 1 on 1 with a white dude of his size and stature.

Talk all the shit you like, but white people fight 1 on 1.

Luckily I rub myself down with Bacon everyday.

Touching me will only hurt them more.

1 for me
0 for bearded turds

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but mummy said..

>>128935155
>as a woman
>Unironically or possibly ironically attention-whoring

Off yourself laddie

>>128941521
self defense cuntbiscuit. record everything.

>>128939405
>>You lot haven't been able to do shit with it since the beginning of forever.
Meh, we were fine the whole virreynato, we where doing fine in the 50s. We probably work better with a strong government.
>>You can never NOT let cartels run your government
Cartels are a problem only since late 70s when they started getting ridiculous amounts of money.
>>The only safe cities in your country are ones USA has dumped a bunch of tourism money into.
You have your Detroits and Chicagos.
>>When left to your own devices, you are an africa-tier civilization.
I don't know what that means, we were the cultural beacon of Latin America the first half of the 20th century, we only started decaying when modern TV and international media took over.
>>Come to the US and demand free everything, then talk at great length about how great mejico is.
I haven't. No one here likes Chicanos.
>Only the big kids get to play with countries, Mexico
That's what I said, pick your battles. If we ever go on an international war it will probably be against Belice or something like that.

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>>128940217
Its the truth, I got tail and friends but you seem awfully upset friend

>>128940988
>88
>germany
o_0

>>128933908
These guys seriously need to be removed from your country, is choudary still imprisoned?

>>128935155
>I have my freedoms as a sentient, free thinking being.

Nope.

It's your kind who overwhelmingly vote leftist and allow the Mudslimes in the first place. Gas yourself roastie.

>>128941895
Do it while your drunk and you might get charged. It has happened before.

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>>128933908
>Implying Achmed can stop us from eating delicious sopa de macaco, drinking caipirinha and enjoying bunda.

Mark my words, this is how the next crusade begins and it will be lead by hues.

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>>128933908
>Open phone and quote Torah
>Leave while they chimp out
>Read in the news tommorrow of various assasinations
>Thanks Mossad

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>>128942077

Put down my drink? Okay, but can you please say 'Joy Lane'?

say AW'ROIGHT LADS, YE'VE CONVINCED MOY

climb into truck of (AMERICAN) peace, run them over. get out, shoot them with gun. Police show up, realize I'm white and just thwarted half a dozen terrorists from destroying McDonald's. I'm hero now.

>>128933908
>Sharia Controlled Zone
fake news
try again

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>>128942317
Exactly my words: "They gonna take Hans' beer away and then he's gonna chimp out once again".

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>>128942420
>>128941647

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>>128935142

Tell Muslim "I'm a nazi and I'm drinking to celebrate dead Jews"
>>knowing nod shared

>>128940550
>absorbing that corrupt attitude all you fuckers seem to have about the rule of law into our citizenry.
There was no one there, you couldn't have absorbed anything. You didn't take it because you didn't have the means to colonize that big stretch of land.
Neither did we.
>Even today, you dumb fucks still don't have control over your country. Local strongmen do just like always. We could take over more of Mexico if we wanted to.
No one is saying you don't have a stronger army. An occupying force would fail just like every other war you'd had since the 60s.

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>>128937496

> pocket bacon

Hahahaha. This should definitely be a thing. Also bacon infused pepper spray.

>>128935155
>as a woman
>stand my ground
even when talking about standing your ground you feel the need to bring up your gender
it will buy you no credit with them
and since your gender seems to be so relevant, tits or gtfo

>>128943168
>An occupying force would fail just like every other war you've had since the 60s, though.

>>128935365

>not shooting them when light photons bounce off them and into your eyes thus violating the NAP.

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>>128933908
Say "No" and continue on my drinking. If they approach draw my concealed carry shooting 4, wounding 2 and killing 2. Wait for police, explain my side of the story to them. They arrest me and take me in because they just have to 'follow procedure'. 24 hours later I am arraigned for 2 counts of 2nd degree murder, 2 counts assault with a deadly weapon, and 1 count of attempted murder. Talk to my court appointed attorney, he says I should plead out, 6 months later I plead to two counts involuntary homicide and get 8 years in prison, wind up only serving 4 years, because of good behavior and a reduction because I enroll in a substance abuse rehabilitation program. Become pariah upon release. Difficult to find steady employment afterwards but get by. Get random dudes and skinheads who buy me drinks at bars for sticking up for 'our people'. Live rest of my life on somewhat the fringe of society. Still don't stop drinking. Still don't like muslims.

>>128943077
honestly, not a bad plan

>>128943402
u sik cunt

>>128943690
at least land in the midwest is cheap, so you can buy a caravan or three to live out of

>>128935672

17 or 19?

Offer the fat one a halal candy bar.

He goes into a diabetic coma, detonating his bombs when he hits the ground. They all die.

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>>128943565

By that logic all muslims anywhere on Earth can be bombed because they are subtly altering the gravitational waves, thus violating NAP.

> If it has mass, it gets the gas

>>128943974
Isn't it 18 or 19?

>>128944578
http://www.glockstore.com/Glock-17-9mm

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>>128941647
That Ginger McHadji is in desperate need of a double tap!