Roast my country /pol/. Teach me why this country isn't

oil niggers

finland is lame
oh wait
it's iceland

oh no
it's sweden

your country looks like a sperm

stop rejecting my visa requests reee

>>128884738
Bretty much the best DJs ever born.
I love your country.

>>128884738
breivik failed to kill enough lefties and didn't an hero

>>128884738
>roast my country
>Norway
>his country
Norge is Danish clay forever and ever

it's saudi arabia tier

>>128884738
You're literally Sweden's closest neighbor.

I mean you are like, RIGHT THERE.

>>128884738

your shit is expensive and you have monopolized alcohol

>>128885289
jesus christ, no

>>128884738
Highest promiscuity rates in the world

>>128885431
literally this.

fucking eternal anglo and fucking frogs ruin everything good

>>128884738

Not as smart as Jews and East Asians. Pretty smart but all you manage to do with it is create a nice country that attracts shitskins. Embraces overly liberal politics that do not reflect common sense or reality.

Not as athletic as black people, and your women are less attractive than Slavic women. In fact the men are better looking as men than the women are as women.

>>128884738
I tried to read Norway's Constitution and after a few lines, I realized I was reading the Quran.

/thread

>>128885159
I wish we could accept you brother

>>128885431
damn shame had you guys just waited another ~60 years you guys would have been filthy rich

>>128884738
All of your Norwegian bitches are so fucking skinny that you have to resort to whaling to even touch something that looks remotely like a titty!