>Having a nice relaxing day at the lake. >Someone comes

"If you stop climate change, it wins"

>>128709776
Id splash him with my oar until he bans assault wetness

How did you get here? This is Colorado!

>>128709776

I would pants him, give him a wedgie and then take pics for /pol/

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>>128709776
Of course, good day prime minister! Climate change is a real issue!

Ps I love kayaking

I'd deport him back to Canada. OUT OUT OUT

>>128709776
What a fucking faggot.

How depressing is it to be a leaf? I'm genuinely concerned.

>>128709776
>How do you respond?
with 1776 memes

>>128709776
tell him to go back to cuba

>>128710098
Almost every person in the world (Chinese, European...) would pick Canada over USA if they had to move.

Canadian citizenship is one of the best one can possibly have.

What is depressing is not having universal health care... truly barbaric.

>>128709776
I do, but are you sure a second is enough? Tell you what, I'll go for a nice long drive in my V8 and think seriously about it

>>128709776
I'd suck his dick on the spot.

>>128709776
I would be interested to hear if he truly believes the bullshit.

>>128710178

I have no doubt in my mind that you would, Ahmed.

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>>128710188
Silly leaf, he isn't a canine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8

Defend this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p4NUJMPAjQ

>straight-to-VHS acting for your father's eulogy

>>128710235
"Ahmed"

You can call me a yuropoor or slavshit but I have 0% non-European blood in me.

Maybe Canada is more gay and effeminate and has no power or whatever... but when it comes to quality of life... there's no competition. Canada is the clear winner.

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>>128709776
Remember that time you let hundreds of acres of forest burn because you imported 3rd world rain dancer fire fighters who then striked because they wanted more money when the US and Russian were offering free help from professional fire fighters with resources to douse the flame weeks before it finally died out and thousands lost their home?

Then I would scalp him because I am 1/5th apache and anyone that tried to punish me would be labeled racist since he intruded on my sacred land.

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>>128710370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pkO6XrvyDg

>Premier Notley accuses Brian Jean of using the Fort McMurray wildfire to fear monger just hours before he loses his own home in the same fire.

>>128709776
Fuck off ye canuck bastard, ye're scaring the fish!

>>128710370
We didn't pay them, they were sent by some random south african company.
Oil is dead anyway.

>>128710355

Oh no doubt. Like when you misgender some faggot and they lock your ass up. Excellent quality of life. I bet they even have Islamic programs in prison for you.

>>128710557
I bet they didn't do a damn thing. Certainly not in comparison to our firefighters.

>>128710558
It was for harassment cases. Just accidentally misgendering someone isn't a crime, it's when you start doing it in a harassing manner.
If you can manage to not sperg out in public I'm sure you'll be fine.

>>128710178
I'd never pick cucknada; it's like europe with shitskins and no benefits of the neighbouring greatest constitution that ever was

I'm embarrassed to call myself Canadian

>>128710451
>everyone jokes that Americans love to clap
>Canadian government is none stop back and forth leg slapping in approval or dissent of opiniond

Oh this will not go unnoticed leafs

>>128710235
Actually, Canada contacted thousands of Syrian refugees in three countries about 18 months ago. offering them free travel to and within Canada, free accommodation, a chance at a new life, etc.

Less than 6% were interested.

Darn.

>>128710709
lmao we have more basic human rights than the US has.
We have the charter of human rights and freedoms, the bill of rights, and the canadian human rights act.

You can't even torrent in the US without the basic human rights guaranteeing internet privacy. Why do you think every single torrent VPN is in Canada?

>>128710666

For now. Let's see how far the lefties take it before you get a chance to toss them out.

>>128709776
>Justin Troglodyte came paddling.
>Followed by an army of mean looking bodyguards.

Family with nowhere to run (literally), scared shitless.

Promised the mafioso they would vote for whatever he said, if he just let them live.

Fake News make Fake Headlines. Singing his praise and celebrating his vagina.

>>128709776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8mmYwZXiGE

>>128710865
>torrent
so what you're saying is theft is ok in canada
my only gripe with murica is their retarded tax code
human rights are a meme
death sentence is a great thing

>>128709776
>How do you respond?
Tell me about it while I fuck your wife.

>>128710178
Fuck canada. If i wanted to move in with smelly mainlanders I'd just drive to shenzen

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>>128710370
Literally nothing wrong with forest fires in the wild. Makes for a stronger, healthier forest.

But yeah, that shit-show was fucking hilarious -- the Fort McMurray situation, which is what you're talking about, was actually unrelated to those fucking ill-trained fuckheads from South Africa (who actually went on strike for more $$$).

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>>128709776
Holy shit, climate change fundamentalists are the new Jehovah's witness
>do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour William Nye and the temptations of the great denier Donald Trump?

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>>128711046

>>128709946
Dem Rivers man

>>128709776
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SWAMP

>>128710178

Why the fuck would I do that? In the US I can live in white areas and shoot any gun I want, and actually defend my home.

>>128709776
Gee this fucking guy again. At first I thought he was just bad at policy, but the more I look into it the more I get the feeling that he's just plain retarded! Jeb bush turtles kind of retarded. Who the fuck voted for this nigger?

>>128711037
>British Columbia is Canada

It's not like you'd be able to afford it, slope.

>>128711175
>b-but star wars socks
Thats the kind

>>128710837
I think a lot of that comes from Americans clapping when the pilot lands the airplane. It just seems childlike and a little adorable and a lot weird. Do you all think most planes crash, and landing one is such an accomplishment it warrants applause?
It's like applauding a bus driver for stopping at a bus stop.

>>128709776
>climate change
because mass immigration is great for the environment....

liberals hijack good sounding words to mask their evil

>>128709839
Kek

>>128710709
>>128711162
You're not the average people. You're autists from /pol/

The average, normal, balanced person would pick Canada over USA

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>>128711046
>Literally nothing wrong with forest fires in the wild
Except I live on the fucking border and I was choking on burning Canada for a week straight. Years ago your fucking retarded shitniggers in charge of the souris river dam fucked things over and flooded my town. The house I grew up in. Not a single cent came my way from your side of the border. I swear to God if we ever get the chance I am riding North and killing as many of you fucking maple niggers as I can. You shit up my life time and time again with no regard to how it affects me.

>>128711292
The forest fires of Colorado welcome you

>>128710178
>almost every person in the world
I'm rather interested as to from which asshole did you pull that crap from, because there sure as hell ain't any legit source on that.

>>128711280
what makes you think that?
if someone would pick a new world mongrelville, don't you think it would be somewhere that has the largest economic potential, maximum freedoms (no matter how much infringed upon atm), cheap land and very affordable housing compared to chinknada bubble, better choice in climate...

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>>128711175
The former Prime Minister INSISTED on running again even though not a single person in the country wanted him as PM anymore.
So it became an Anyone-But-Harper election.
At first the NDP looked like they were going to win, but they fucked that up thank goodness and Trudeau started to look like the only possibility.
Canadians aren't any stupider than anyone else. We see who we've elected. We just need a viable alternative in the next federal election and Trudeau and his non-merit-based Cabinet are gone.
Here he is being a little boy with world leaders, pic related

>>128709776
How the hell did he get onto my private property?

I shoot him to save Canada from its plight and feed the body to the piranhas in the lake.

>>128710865
Come talk to me when you have the RIGHT to self preservation given to you by the almighty himself and when you have the right to free speech engraved in your constitution. Also, great job protecting yourself from the Soviet Union all those decades....

>>128710098
Everyday is a struggle

>>128710178
Figures that a communist would like Canada.

>>128710178
No. I'd pick US before Leafistan

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>>128709776

Reminds me of the time some boy was camping with his dad and saw Trudeau come out of a cave naked and waving his hand.

>>128710865

>no free speech
>no gun rights

They're the only ones that matter.

I'd just pay for health insurance. No biggie.

>>128709776
put on my maga hat and go REEEEEEEEEEEE like a good trump dick sucker

>>128709776
take the 20 years for the leafs and drown the fucker

>>128711523

What percentage of leafs are degenerate, leftists, or otherwise worthless?

>>128711599
Where's the virgin version of this?

>>128710178
get rekt u commie faggot lmfao

>>128711292
Lol. You've been cucked by A CANADIAN?! Boy that says something

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>>128709776
how about you yippee ki-yak the fuck outta here

>>128709776
Piss in his canoe and claim to be muslim.

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>>128711656

Right here.

>>128710178
I want to move to the U.S. because of the politics and freedoms, why would I move to Canada it's like Europe except more non whites

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>Fuck off, Justin! Mind your own business!

I work eight hours a fucking day and pay my fucking taxes, so I don't need a fucking polititian to berate me on climate change. I guess he emitted more CO2 since in office than I will in my entire life

I'm not canuckistani so can someone confirm if this is true or not:

I always hear your natives have a very bad alcohol problem, but the government denies it. So thousands of people drink themselves into an early grave, but instead of accepting the fact and save lives, they'd rather choose not looking racist. And then Trudeu took the money meant for combating alcoholism and bought a bunch of native themed kayaks for the reservations

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>>128711698
Good one.

>>128711631
Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal 100%, the rest 20% ish

>>128711727
>it's like Europe
that's why

>>128711292
That sucks and I wish it hadn't happened for you.
OTOH, now you know what it's like for millions of people around the world.
the affect on your life and the indifference that follows are completely characteristic of how the US has frequently dealt with other countries for decades.
Don't get me wrong, I love the USA -- I'm part American, actually. And I'm sorry for your troubles. But don't imagine it's a one-way street.

We didn't get any money from the USA in the 1970's when acid rain was fucking up our ecology, or for all the pollution that drifts across the borders from your factories.
And I'm sure people in Windsor would like some compensation for the Windsor Hum (google it). There are a million more serious examples.
Anyway, you should look into suing the ass of the fucktards responsible for flooding your house.
I hope you win big; no lie.

>>128709776
Walk away from the shore as he edges up on land and realises he can't go any further and his voice gets louder.

>>128711838

Sounds just like us, tbqhfam. Big cities are cancer.

If our constitution didn't have an electoral college, we'd be fucked.

>>128711774
Sorta, but then gave more "sorry" money to those "err buddy, gotta smoke?" Losers

>>128711899
except its not lole europe LMFAO have you ever been to canada? its the same as the u.s except with different money, less people and colder. its nothing like europe u fucking retard

>>128711774
100% true.

You'll see gangs of natives drinking illegally in public downtown and the police won't do any hung because "muh raycism!"

They literally hang around downtown doing who knows what at 2 am on a Wednesday evening. They're nigger tier and the vast majority (90 - 95%) are low iq mouthbreathing mongloids. I'm impressed some of them can even learn to tie shoelaces.

>>128711292
Building in flood zones is retarded. Plus man doesn't cause climate change so kill God instead.

>>128711774
>I always hear your natives have a very bad alcohol problem,
Yes. Almost certainly genetic.

but the government denies it.
No.

So thousands of people drink themselves into an early grave
Yes.

but instead of accepting the fact and save lives, they'd rather choose not looking racist.
No.

And then Trudeu took the money meant for combating alcoholism and bought a bunch of native themed kayaks for the reservations.
Lol, no.

>>128709776
Respond by fucking his wife.

>>128711481
Better than Trump riding in a fucking golf cart while all other world leaders could walk.

>>128712064
I've never been to Canada but I wiouldn't live in the USA simply because it lacks a universal healthcare system

>>128709776
Replies -"negroes?"

>>128712082
>no flood for 42 years
>man made flood soaks my town because caniggers cannot hold their water

Eat shit and die. I will hate you every single moment of my life. If the peace between our counties breaks down I will take a great amount of pleasure in killing as many canadians as I can. You are not even human in my eyes. Soft pathetic waste of flesh.

>>128712075
Winnipeg detected

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>>128710178
>A place where bestiality is legal, has the most faggots, faggot PM, and pedophilia is -this- close to being legalized

OR

>A place where i can shoot shit

I know what i'm picking

>>128712219
42 years is a short time geologically speaking. Do your homework next time. The climate is changing so expect more. Can't wait to flood you again.

>>128709776
I have a second to talk about hanging muslims.

>>128712165
>universal healthcare
I hope you have a non-emergency condition to experience firsthand how great our ZZZS monopolist ponzi really is

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>>128712268
Yup. Oh how ever did you know lol.

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>>128709776
>MY STATE HAS MAKE MY DAY LAW
>STAND DOWN YOU FORIGEN ENVIROMENTAL TERRORIST STAND DOWN

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>>128712151

>>128712165
why would that be a factor? if you were intelligent and educated, you would get a job that pays for your health care, like literally every educated and employed american has

>>128712165
>Get a job
>Get health insurance

Only lazy sobs in US aren't covered.

>>128709776

"i will fuck your wife, prime minister"

he will probably say "thank you"

>>128709776
>"Excuse me, anon. Do you have a second to talk about an important matter facing our would today?"
oh God, not ANOTHER Mormon

>>128712268
lol
sounds about right

>>128712433
moo

>>128709776

"Can I suck your cock no homo"

>>128710178
Wow thank you for the kind words Serbia.

>>128709776
I would be sinking the boat with no survivors.

>>128710178
Only third world shitholes like you. Europe is comfy as fuck. Except for Western Europe it is the same as Canada in every way.

>>128712511

True and checked.

>>128710235
>slovenia
>achmed

american understanding of geopolitics

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>>128712947
Hungary. I am very hungry pls.

>>128710178
Given the economic immigration from Russia and other parts of the world, your statement is absolutely bang on.

>>128713022
ok

>>128710178
>have to pay 400% taxes
>but its ok we have universal healthcare

>>128709776
>Not really no
>Now fuck off youre scaring the fishes with your fagboat

I'd tip the kayak

>>128709776
> Do I get a multi-million dollar check to do the same climate change study as others to further your political agenda?

>>128710178
Actually Canada mainly takes people rejected by the US and other western nations. They have no standards when it comes to who they let in.

>>128712164
But that's exactly what you'd expect from the leader of the USA

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I just thought of a based canuck

>>128709776
get woke to the ultimate red pill and tell others
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128709776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8mmYwZXiGE

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>>128709776

>"That's very interesting, Mr PM...go on"
>Let him finish
>"Can I ask you something? How big is your personal home?"
>"Wa..what?"
>"The property you actually own. How many square feet?"
>*Some insane number*
>"Uh huh. And how many people live there?"
>"...5, anon"
>"Oh, interesting. Yeah, we're a family of 5 too & only live in 1600 square feet. With no pool pumps running constantly or any lavish shit like that."
>"........OK, anon. Have a good day."
>"Go fuck yourself, homo."

Something long those lines. I pray one of these lavish political slimeballs come up to me one day spouting this shit. I'll record the whole thing.

>>128709776
> points somewhere behind Justin left shoulder
> "Hey, look. There is a polar bear swimming..."
> THUMP

> rows away

>>128709776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxSZhushjU

>>128709776
drown him

>>128709839
Underrated

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>>128713022
Just finished cooking 8kg pacal, you are welcome for a plate.

>>128709776
Hit him with my oar and try to tip over his faggot kayak.

>>128709839
fpbp

>>128710178
fucking janez, kill yourself

>>128709776
Draw my shotgun and say "Back the fuck off, hippie"

>>128712064
It's the USA with all the europeans disadvantages (no 1st and 2nd amendment, heavily socialized).
It's like a counterfeit version,

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>>128714163
Now you made me think of jokai...

I want to cry...

>>128714528
You can come too,there is always a spare plate for frens

>>128709776

I'd try to hook him in the face with my hook & bobber

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I'd tell him that when Canadians again become important enough for him as PM to answer questions responsibly and honestly in parliament, then citizens may once again have the time to talk about the things he feels are important. Until that time he's barking up the wrong tree.

Trudeau Sets World Record In Avoiding Questions In Parliament's Question Period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdEYw3ginA&t=1s

Trudeau is a beaver in a man-suit. He is pushing a climate change narrative because the logging industry tore down his childhood dam and some bloke kicked his mum when the fat slut wouldn't piss off.

>>128709878
top kekness

>>128710355

>I have 0% non European blood in me

So the ottomans pulled out of your great grandmother because she was ugly. Still doesn't make you white

>>128710178

I wouldn't move to that frozen hellhole if you paid me.

>>128714843
He doesn't have to answer stupid questions. How about you tell my if Sheer will vote for or against keeping the Paris accord on CC?

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>>128709839

>>128710178
Yes we have universal healthcare, our dollar is also worth less than 70% of the US dollar and we pay 13% taxes on everything. Totally worth it so we can sit in line for 2 hours to see a shitty doctor who can only afford to see you for 2 minutes and has to push prescriptions on you in order to make a profit.

>>128711925

*ahem*

Blow it out your ass

>>128709776
first I greet him in traditional Canadian:
>"Assalamu aleikum"
then we turn our kayaks towards Mecca and have a prayer.

Obvious media set up. Anyone saying otherwise is a dumb cunt.

>>128710346
Such a psychopath

No. https://youtu.be/DkmdvvCGhzw

>>128715765
Look at the comments on the eulogy. 90%+ positive and they are completely bewildered as to why someone would think his speech was anything but wonderful.

>>128715871
This is why the world cant have nice things

>>128715871
yep most people are very bad at telling if someone is genuine

>>128710178
I honestly wouldn't move if those were my choices
Italy isn't that bad compared to those wrecks

>>128709776
if it's so important, why did he base his campaign on LOL WEED DUDE?
why did hillary base hers on transgender toilet time?
are they hypocrites or just phonies?

>>128715526
>waiting a year and a half to have a tumour removed from your spine.
>told there are too many priority birth defect babies ahead of you from all the fucking inbred pakis
o canada!

>>128716390
do you really have to ask?
from my experience only local politics consist of people who give a fuck 60% and 40% wanting to channel as much as they can off the taxpayer/favours
on the state/country level the latter climbs to 99,9999%

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>>128710346
>both women turning away to laugh

>>128715526
That's not accurate at all. My doctor takes the time needed to hear me while respecting others who are waiting. Never have I had to wait more than a few minutes when I had an appointment.
If it was an emergency, the triage nurse decides how long your wait needs to be.
I hate hearing these bullshit stories pushed by retards.

>>128716454
Your genetic defect wasn't a priority so suck it up.

>>128710346
And yet he got elected. Imagine how much worse his opposition was.

>>128716571
GPs ain't shit, they are nothing but glorified meatbag routers for people to see specialists

non-emergency conditions is when communists start to read up on patients' rights law that every single-payer ponzicare has, after that it's time to cry; after the tears have dried, anon pays 100% to take care of the problem by going private
cf. co-pay voluntary insurance policy that suits anon's age and local market demand

as for emergencies - taking care of that is taken care of pretty much everywhere in the non-nigger world

>>128716897
>Imagine how much worse his opposition was.
Likely logic prone and dull personality.

>>128709776
I'd wonder why this strange queer was trying to give me a blowjob in my swimming pool.

>>128716454
Based leaf

>>128711243
I have NEVER seen this happen but I havent flown since the creation of the tsa and wont until my freedumbz are restored and i dont have to get an anal examination to board a flight. Anyways clapping for a plane landing must be a post 911 thing.

>>128710666
>of course a leaf defends draconian speech laws.

>>128716938
I like the fact that regardless I'm walking out without any bills or possible premium increases due to a new chronic condition. I don't get imposed restrictions by insurer either.
I love our healthcare system and it's recently got even better.

>>128717167
>draconian
Nope.

>>128717259
how did it recently get better
how did the latest rounds of funding cuts improve it?
replacing real doctors with those strip-mall walk in bullshit pajeet clinics? you think that's an improvement

>>128717259
nice dodge, anecdotal leaf

>>128717040
Search Americans clapping movie theatres on YouTube

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>>128709776
>SQUEAL FOR ME BOY

>>128710346
What in the living fuck? I'm legit scared of this guy now. Is he the anti-christ?

>that qt on the left though

>>128716571
Your experience is not representative of the rest of the country, and I've lived Montreal to Vancouver.

The stories are not bullshit. the biggest hidden secret is the amount of foreign, underqualified doctors we have because those trained here want to make bank and head elsewhere.

>>128717351
>Punishing people with fines or imprisonment for refusing to use someones made up gender.

That seems pretty fucking draconian you stupid leaf.

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Ask him why he rejected help for Fort McMurray and watch him paddle away.

>>128709839
Leafpost Bestpost

>>128709776
"No"

>>128717357
I can book appointments on-line, I don't pay any fees related to tests or medications, wait times have improved, I have a great clinic close to home that's open all week. Wasn't the case a few years ago. Yes it's improved. Funding is not the issue. It's spending the money on the right things.

>>128717361
Sorry.

>>128709776
The fakeness of this makes it such a parody

>>128717479
>make bank and head elsewhere
Pure bullshit. Sure, some move around. Doctors without borders for instance. But overall, they practice locally.

>>128710178
Nah I would pick US since because of muh guns and I could probably save responsibly to afford healthcare with my education level.

>>128716964
Yes, but he'd also been Prime Minister for 8 years, people wanted a change. Trudeau will be out after 7 or 8 years too.

I would drown him
and more importantly his children
Trudeau children must die
We cant survive another turdeau

he is the absolute worst
his mother was awhore
no really she flashed her coochie at news cameras, she fucked the rolling stone, roger daltry and fidel castro
his father was a cuck, probably wacked off to the tapes of margaret turdeau fuckin anything that moves

he has to die, his children have to die
his family has single handledly destroyed what could have easily been the best country on earth

Turdeau must die

>>128710178
agreed my good friend

>>128709776
>>128709776
Fucking cuck.

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>>128709839

>"Excuse me, anon. Do you have a second to talk about an important matter facing our would today?"
i know all about it... pirates are a issue that wont go away without lethal force
*draws gun
its nothing personal kid
*opens fire

>>128709776
I would listen to him then use my superior intellect to backwards talk him into admitting that the Paris Accords are not as economically responsible as hes making them out to be and record it. Then i would use that recording to blackmail him into lettin me fuk his wife. I would then scalp his lusious hair and wear it on my head. Steal his kayak paddle to his place. Fuck his misses all night then release the recording on /pol and see what happens

>>128718019
Here fucking here.

>>128710188
You must call it her dick, leaf.

>Of course, how can you justify condemning Trump for withdrawing from the Paris Agreement while at the same time being party to the agreement and authorizing a 600 million dollar stimulus for Canada's logging industry, an industry where only 8% of activities are performed sustainably?

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>>128709839
Made me chuckle

"Fuck off Leaf, or I will rape your wife son"

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>go on family outting
>suddenly a half-naked canadian prime minister walks out of a cave
What would you do?

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>have a wedding
>suddenly a drunk, uninvited half-naked canadian prime minister photobombs your photo
What would you do?

I'd tell him that if he wants to virtue signal me he's gonna have to at least drop the n bomb a few times, what a nerd.

>>128719080
Kill all the Canadians in the local.


Day of Rake soon.

>>128719080
Immediately eat the arse

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>>128710355
Say that again mohammad and I'll set my koala on you.

>>128709839

When the day of the rake comes you will be spared.

>>128717351
in-denial
>n-no guys it's REALLY REALLY Wrong to hurt someones feelings, we should jail anybody who refuses to subscribe to our mentally ill ideology :^)

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>>128709839

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>>128709776

>>128712530
kek

>>128719182
That's what happens when you do beach weddings, people just walk up and stare. It's impossible not to have strangers in your pictures. Man I fucking hate working weddings at the beach.

>>128709839
kek

this is too much like Hillary in the woods meeting a random stranger. Do they all have the same dramaturge or something?

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>>128710815

No worries about being called Canadian anymore. According to Trudy, a we're post-National state. I guess that means we need to draw up a list of preferred nation-state pronouns?

>>128719182
oh yeah i forgot about this and he had that sikh guy there

...then we started to get all those sikh-bro tier posts

>>128709776
reminder that justin also goes into caves with little kids with his shirt off

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>>128709776
>How do you respond?

Get the fuck off my lake!

>>128709776
>>"Excuse me, anon. Do you have a second to talk about an important matter facing our would today?"

me proceeds to drown him