Dearest /pol/, Did you know that nothing keeps Mad Dog awak

>>128692151
That's really cool, but did America win?

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>>128692151
I sleep better at night knowing this legend is at the helm tbqh

>>128692302
>a fucking leaf

>>128692151
Always loved how the guy who looks like a nice old man is known as the mad dog.
Good night pupper

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>>128692231
>but did America win?
I'd say so, pic related

>>128692428
Known as "Warrior Monk" moniker also

>>128692408
>its fucking summer
kys

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>>128692408
If it wasn't for the USA so close to Canada this place would be an islamic caliphate already m8

>>128692627
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

What about diarrhea?

>>128692751
Listen here.

Stool softener.
Stool hardener.
White Castle/Chipolte/Taco Bell (You pick)

GO FUCKIN' NUTS.

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>>128692151

>>128692151
The guy is badass don't get me wrong, but he still has to answer to idiotic Senators on diversity training, women integration etc. I'm active duty Marines right now, not much has changed over the last 8 years here in the line. It will be interesting to see what he does with the transgender order, it hasn't been implemented yet and it is up to Mattis. If he goes through with it he is dead to me.

>>128692151
that lisp would keep me up at night

>>128692151
Note how at the end Mattis doesn't respond with "thank you!" after he said "thank you". It's an old Machiavelli principle to never do that. Never say "oh, it was nothing; always say I know you'd do the same for me." Always relieve, never thank as it's a sign of weakness, technically.

>>128692151
Isn't this guy gay?

>>128692151
except my farts!