Any eurofags here who are considering buying a ballistic vest

>>128687866

Had one for years. I don't wear it in social situations but i'm wondering if i should haha.

>>128687866
Ain't gonna help you when the truck of peace comes

>>128688384
The guy who got stabbed should have worn one

>>128688384

You should. Unironically. If I were a billionaire I'd smuggle rifles in for you poor sons of bitches top

>>128687866
I wear one pretty often. You get used to it. I just wear a dress shirt or a lose tshirt on my days off. no one really cares. In the rare event people see it i just go "....i might be called paranoid but I plan to live motherfucker"

>>128687866
Are they even legal there? Or are they too dangerous...

>>128688384
haha

*wipes forehead*

>>128687866
Weren't armor plates and plate carriers banned in yurop if you didn't had a license?

Pretty sure the maximum you can buy is a cheapo stab vest that can't stop even a 22.

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>>128688384
wear it
its a daily reminder for the other britbongs that the threat isreal

Guns illegal, knives illegal, bullet proof wests illegal.
I swear this a trick to genocide us

>>128689046
A stab vest is better than nothing really. if that's all you can get, fucking get it.

>>128687866
you're not allowed to buy those cuz it might hurt the feelings of the terrorists when they try to stab you #microaggressions

>>128689246
You know that germanbro with the fetish for slingshots?
He tested one of the cheapo stab vests you buy from amazon and he managed to perforate it with a shitty shiv he made himself.

I wouldn't bet my life on that shit unless it was kevlar and I'm pretty sure civilians are banned from having that too in yurop.

>>128689046

Mine will stop a .44. Not plates in it.

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>>128687866
Might as well wear a bomb suit instead of a ballistics vest.

>>128689156
(you)

>>128689221
really, your starting to think that?
theyre not even hiding the fact there already replacing you!

You might be better off with stab proof and Kevlar turtlenecks

>>128689593
Didn't he get put on a terrorist watchlist for that or something?

>>128689593

Which is why you don't buy your ballistic vest from Amazon.

I own one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIgcevdNCM

>>128689850
*theyre lol
i know ill hear something about it

>>128689593
>kevlar
>stopping a knife

>>128687866
they are illegal here

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>>128689156
>isreal

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>>128687866
>Any eurofags here who are considering buying a ballistic vest for your everyday life?

Don't your burkas and hijabs provide enough protection?

How does a vest protect you from getting stabbed in the neck? Absolutely pointless.

>>128687866
Won't help against being ran over by a car/truck. You can thank your government for banning guns, making the one easy to defend against thing so uncommon.

>>128690288
III A is pretty hard to get through with a knife. Not designed for it, but it's a decent knife deterrent.

>>128690573

It stops me hurting my back when i fall down bleeding to death.

>>128687866
Buy one and wear a Burka over it. They cant harass you because it would be raycist

>>128690872
Damn, you rhyme good like Kanye West, are you Kanye North by any chance?

>>128690966

Shit, how did you know.

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>>128687866
as usual germans are scared to die

fortis body armor,

fuckkk

where can a burgerfat get some shit like this?

>>128691218

I got mine direct from them.

>>128689696
part and parcel of living in a big city: the outfit.

we should get this trending on twitter. #bigcityfashion

>>128691218
>fortis body armor

http://www.fortisarmour.com/products/2_body_armour/

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>>128690353
what the fuck...
this is the same government that has an agenda to keep psychotic murderers, terrorists and rapists out of prison and on the streets.
what is their fucking endgame?

>>128689046
All vests and plates up to level 4 are legal in Ireland, granted the worst you'd expect over here is getting stabbed by a knacker.

>>128691305
We need a catchy tag line for that to work...something about how Kevlar is the new silk or some dumb shit.

>>128691557
>You cant even run without a helmet
???

Does it stop trucks?

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>>128687866
fucking bigot

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>>128691681
don't be a wog. log your jog.

>>128691305
KEK.
Good idea

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>>128689593
the fetishman

Everybody got a vest so I'm aimin' for your lemon

>>128691802
>when you're pretty sure love will win but you're ready just in case it doesn't

>>128691038
Your ID gave it out haha, choose better one next time

>>128687866
Make your own shit Nazifag
I'm sure there must be a YouTube video to teach you

>>128689593
Buy chainmail, it's better than kevlar anyway for resisting stab attacks

Real riveted high carbon mail hauberk, not low carbon butted mail LARP shit

t. medieval fag

>>128692554

And defeated by a strong magnet.

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>>128689221
>bullet proof wests illegal
While I don't agree with it I can understand guns and knives being restricted but fucking Kevlar?
That shit takes some next level backwards thinking.

>>128687866
If you can't get one; make one:

https://youtu.be/_7jiIQOgwtI

And a question: would a handheld EMP device disable a truck?

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>>128690447

Time to buy some body armor from Bill Hicks...

>>128692705
Who the fuck is going to attack you with a magnet? You can wear chainmail under regular clothing, it's not as obvious as kevlar, better at repelling knive attacks too. I'm not even saying you should get something stronger like my 16th century Samurai armor or my Gothic Plate Armor both of which can repell small caliber bullets

>>128693239
>my 16th century Samurai armor

I just lost interest in anything you have to say.

>>128688782
They are very intolerant of vibrant enrichment

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>>128693394
It looks cool, used to have two but destroyed one with abusive testing.

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>>128694265
This thing is a monster though, not even the most powerful bows or crossbows get through

>>128688384
Maybe invest in leather first. When the shootings start might need an upgrade.

>>128694417

An upgrade to a ballistic vest ?

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>>128693142
Kinda stupid desu you can get rifle protection for the same price.
http://www.temcoindustrialpower.com/products/Steel_Plate/RM0202.html

>>128694637
Well you know sooner or later AKs will slip thru. 8 minutes in London is easily 200 dead.

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>>128687866

Why not get a gun license and get a nice MP5 with a full-mag and not one of those tiny ones they for some reason use in California, USA
You just need a clean record and be psychologically fine. If you served in the Bundeswehr even if you only did the required basic time, it will help with getting licenses as well as speed up the process.
If you had your besides the MP5/MP7 training also the
>Close Protection
training, you'll get your licenses including the license to transport your firearms in your car even quicker.

Unless you live in Berlin or other denerate shitholes, in Berlin or the Ruhrpott area i noticed an alarming number of guys believing all the BS american lefty and rightwing media say about how we can't own guns here. Most of them didn't do ther time in the Bundeswehr either, so probably don't deserve a gun anyway.


>inb4 every american in here telling me that you can't own guns of any type anywhere in europe except Switzerland
Andif you havn't joined the Bundeswehr , do it. Pretty much every gun owner here in Bavaria is part of the reserve or retired from the Bundeswehr.

>>128695658
Sounds interesting.
Can you give further details on 'speeding up the process' and 'getting a MP5/7'?

A link to the passage in the law books or the administrative regulations would be nice.

Actual gun owner and former Officer at the BW here.

>>128687866
Just learn polish, and move in here.

Its cheap, beautiful and safe.

Just dont piss off people, because we get triggered fast. Aspecialy if youre german.

>>128698677
I'm a white looking hispanic, can I move there based poland?

>>128695347
Will they ship to Europe? Is it legal to import?

>>128698814
If youre really white, youll have really easy life here.

As long as youll learn polish, at leaswt a bit on start. Girls love hispanic looking guys, so yeah, you might have hard time sometimes, if you wont watch your mouth.

Were pretty xenophobic, but good people.

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>>128699201
Fuck if I know but you can get sheets of steel anywhere.

>>128699269

Dude wtf. Poland is a fucking industrial warzone. Litteral radioactive acid rain. Also, it should be clear now Poland is full.

>>128689156

Holy shit, look at that fucking french woman. She is fucking disgusting.

>>128687866
I unironically have a level 2 one which I bought for the lulz some years ago

>>128687866
Are they even allowed to?

>>128689593
Kevler will never stop stabbing unless coupled with stab proof plates. You can buy new police/military vests for 2000 euros and still get stabbed

Or you could put on 200lbs of fat. Aint no one getting to your vital organs that way.

Bonus: You can conceal carry a gun under your gut without anyone ever finding out.

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>>128687866

>>128702408
Stop being a cunt. We could be the ones raping German women not Arabs and blacks.

Its time to liberate the country