You are walking down the street and are approached by pic related

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>>128686998
Tell him to fuck off - like I'm doing right now.
Fuck off to /b/, bucko.

>>128686998
Take the phone out and throw it on the floor, then crush it under your feet. Look him staright on the eye and tell him you dont have a phone.

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>>128686998
do a pressure flip and I will let you use my phone

In my state deadly force is authorized to stop a felony in progress. My S8 is above the monetary limit for felony theft. So if he steals it I can legally pop him.

>>128686998
Tell him that if he can successfully land 5 tricks in a row, I'll let him use my phone. They have to be of at least medium difficulty too

>>128686998
I will ask him why he doesn't borrow a cell phone from his friends first ...if his answer and reason seems genuine, I will lend him my cell phone.

>>128686998
die nigger.

>>128687728
dolphin flip to use mine.

>>128686998
do an aryan flip.

>>128687292
Why would you break your phone for any nigger that ask you for it?

>>128686998
Tell him to stop making these stupid fucking apolitical threads.

kys on stream
sage

>>128686998
I'd asking why he's using words like cellphone and momma when pic related is clearly in London

>>128686998
i actually did this is new orleans right outside of bourbon street. i was just sitting and drinking with a dumb bitch and this black guy came up, totally didnt trust him
anyway, gave him my phone and he sat down next to me, gave me a free joint and it was good too no weird laced shit. He finished and said I could keep the joint and off he went and gave my phone back. Totally worth it

Also a hobo later gave me a fifth of vodka for 2 cigarettes so

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>speak spanish and pretend to be an immigrant

Works every fucking time people try and bug me

>>128686998
wonder what got me so high that I see the letter a floating everywhere

>>128690600
/thread

>>128687292
I think you have autism