If Austria, Denmark and the Netherlands applied coordinated political

>>128619303
depends on the amount of pressure and if there is any interference from France or Poland.
But if no outside powers are at play, it would definitely be possible for us to get Germany to rotate, possibly causing Germany to be unscrewed from the Continental plate, and float into space.

>>128621098
I think we should try it.

>>128619303
>>128621098
oh we could make a generator from it, solving world's power shortage forever

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>>128621281
>Sending Germany into space
i am now completely erekt

why is every large city on the border?

>>128619303
If it spins fast enough it could spin time back to 1939.

>>128619303
>>128621098
How do you know it wont screw Germany in, causing the earth to rotate around it?

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>>128619303
the fuck did I just read

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>>128621779
>>128619303
lets do this!!!

best thread on pol since weeks (exluding real happenings)

>>128619303
If Estonia tickles the Southern Finland would Sweden be fully erect?

>>128621857
We would simply start pressuring you in the opposite direction if that happened

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>>128619303

jej

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>>128622063
If italy kick sicily can it go through gibraltar?

Autism

Posting in epic thread

Not possible, look at Czech Republic, it is basically completely wedged into Germany and would prevent any such rotation.

>>128621098
>unscrew germany from continental plate
>implying they wouldn't have used a thread fastener or some manner of loctite when mounting Deutschland.
Sort yo self foo.

>>128622864
Then Czech Republic would rotate as well

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>>128622379
If I pull that off, would you die?

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>>128621779
fund it

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this thread is fucking gold

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>>128622952
But that would mean Austria starts to rotate aswell while still powering the rotation of germany. what would happen?

>>128622952
If they rotate, then so does Austria and everyone else around in a circle, its like a set of dominoes.So while Germany would rotate yes, but most of Europe would be rotating as well, it would be stationary relative to its surrounding nations.

>>128619303
If we push Croatia away, will it come back the boomerang it is?

>>128622864
Well no, as you see, because Germany has such a high concentration of enrichment, it has become an isotope, Ger3 instead of the standert Ger2. Countries with 3 enrichment levels instead of the standert 2 has much higher mass and are natually harder. Czechia has not undergone this change, so they stil reside at Cze2, making their mass, and thus capebility to stop Germany from rotating, much smaller.
Germany would simply slice though Czechia

>>128621765
>implying Germany has borders

That's the NATO military map symbol for the mission task verb secure.

It's like you guys aren't in the Army

>>128622379
Is Croatia going to eat Bosnia?

>>128623226
Infinite energy!
(((Green energy))) btfo

>>128621765
Instant supply of qt3.14s for those poor refugees ofcourse?? What are you, a racist bigot sexist islamophobic cunt?

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>>128623659
That's a big bite

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>>128619303
>bavaria has now access to the sea

>>128623659
It won't be Hungary anymore if Croatia ate Bosnia

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>>128623493
OR, hear me out on this one, give us Sudetenland and Bohemia back in advance. that would make the rotation much smother.
Add Elsass/Lothringen and France isnt a problem aswell.

>>128621098
We should do it then

>>128623519
/thread

>>128619303
Maybe, if you add in all the dead Germans currently spinning in their graves at the state of the country

>>128621765
Same here in the USA with states. Cincinnati, Chicago, New York, Louisville, Philadelphia, Washington, Charlotte and Memphis are all on state borders.

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>>128619303
Finally, somebody on /pol/ asking the real questions!

>>128623493
That is true, I had not thought about how enriched they have become, but I would argue that their higher mass would make them slip under the Czechs (or pop the Czechs over top), almost like a localized form of plate subduction.

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>>128619303
These are the hard hitting facts the mainstream media doesn't want you to know about.
One of the best threads in weeks, thanks for the hearty kek.

Yes, but slowly since the downward pressure from Denmark is angled too perpendicular to that of the Netherlands to allow fluid movement. If Denmark angled its pressure 30 degrees to the right the friction would be greatly reduced and Germany could be more evenly filled with refugees, provided they watch their step on the way in so as not to fall over from the rotation.

t. physics expert

>>128624161
Hello burger! I hate New York and nuking it is 'immoral'. I have some spare cash is it possible to put the whole city on a raft and relocate it in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?

>>128619303
Independent konigreich sachsen when?

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>>128619303
No, we need to unite the Germanic peoples.

>>128623879
Top kek

>>128624298
Couldn't the EU apply all its pressure in a localized area from Brussels? This in addition to NL pressure, could remove the need for Denmark, maybe give them Schleswig too before it ends up full of Italians.

>>128623879
kek

>>128619303
War on Germany when?

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>>128624418
>>128621765


Cities tend to form along rivers, Borders also tend to form along rivers.

ipso facto its not rocket science.

>>128624654
My lad

>>128621765
most borders are based on rivers
rivers are a hotbed of civilization

it's just a coincidence

>>128623311
>>128623226
T. retards.
Have you ever used three cogs connected together (two contacts each), they can't move because they need to move different directions. The real solution is to annex German land until you have a smooth circle and then proceed.

Also: Does it smell like balls in Estonia?

>>128621857
Righty tighty lefty loosey krautanon. Pretty sure this is one of those laws of thermodynamics or something.

>>128622379
If sicily smashed through gibraltar, and wound up crashing into the Falklands then the sun would finally set on the British Empire.

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>>128625371
you are thinking to simple my leafy friend.
See, if you had Austria and Czecheslovakia you actually create a perpetual motion machine meaning you dont need to add pressure from the Netherlands and Denmark. Also if you remove Poland the whole picture just looks better.

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>>128626275
> Also if you remove Poland the whole picture just looks better

Germans removing poland since 1795

>>128625564
>Righty tighty lefty loosey krautanon.
Thank you burger. With this in mind I'll never again forget how to screw things properly.

>>128625371
Except all nations are exerting linear force not resembling how gears work at all, and they are more akin to keystones than gears as there is no room for articulation. Furthermore, simply saying that annexing land would be the best solution is just bypassing the problem by avoiding one of its initial constraints. Please try to keep the ad hominems down, we are trying to have an actual thoughtful conversation here.

>>128621779
This

>>128624268
You are right, that is a legitimate concern. we might end accidentally flipping the Czech Republic on its head, creating the country of Cilbuper Hcezc

>>128623830
4 u

>>128621281
who is 'we'?

>>128621098
M-mmr. Denmark sir can you please send me to space too?

this thread is gold

>>128619303
no, ofc not.

we only do as us is told by our anglo-american masters

how many troops have you stationed in germany?
>yaeh, we arent souvereign

>>128624141
I actually had an idea for a research paper I'd like to write that is similar to this.
Basically I want to design a genorator which can be attached to old 18th century colonial coffins.
That way we can harness green energy from the rotation of our founding fathers as a result of massive infringements on civil liberties

>>128619303
Only if the Czechs moved slightly to the right.

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>>128619303
Great thread Ola

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>>128619303
So you want to spin Germany...

Around it's Axis?

>>128627262
No Poland. You may not into space.

>>128624824
So long as an equal force acting in the opposite direction exists at an equal distance from the center of mass the rotation will be smooth, otherwise you would end up with a net displacement for the entire landmass

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>>128623519

>>128627768
fucking hell carlos

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>>128627817
but poland is already in space :(

>>128619303
Also, Denmark can't even apply any torque, since it's force obviously doesn't have a lever arm, as do Belgium, Luxemburg and the Czech Republic.

France and Poland would counteract the torque, unless they provide a negative force.

>>128627768
holy fuck,my sides

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>>128627583
>genorator
>not using it to make all races ethnic again

>>128627768
Carlos!!!!

This is a good idea, it would cause Germany to become dizzy, and meanwhile when Germany is upsite down, we still all the Werthers Echte to send to America to get everyone more diabetus.

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>>128621765
>every large city is by the border
>the heartland of Germany is countryside
>the heart of Germany lives on

>>128627768
My sides

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>>128622995
If I invaded you during winter, would I die?

>>128627768
Nice one faggot

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>>128619303
THE GOYIM KNOW

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>>128627768

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could austria expand by rolling out those mountains?

>>128619303
>>128621098
Now THIS is the hard hitting journalism that's missing in the lamestream media.

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>>128621857
Truly the Axis we always dreamed of.

>>128627583
Garbage idea, would be rejected for lack of originality. It's too similar to enlightenment thinkers bitching about society and saying "what would Plato and Socrates think!".

>>128619303
Since we suck, I'd think Germany would rotate the other way around.

>>128619303
Lets get some figures. What are the political vector forces of the countries? We can then break it down into their perpindiculat component and get the resultant torque on germany. It germany's axis of rotation around berlin? Or is it not fixed and it will spind and move off in a particular direction. Which country will it crash into? What is its friction coefficient? Centre of political mass? Can we simplify it to an elastic colission or an inelastic collision?

If it flys off and hits britain will britain shoot off, hit iceland, and icland slowly crash into north eastern USA?

Is germany slightly magnetic? If it leaves will it destabilize europe and cause france to slam into poland. Or will they fly apart because germany is not magnetic but france and poland are like two magnets with the north facing each other and germany was glue holding them in place?

Is germany just a big glob of glue holding everything together because all of the countries have their north facing each other.


Can world politics be simplified to just rearrangimg magnets?!

Lets all write the names of countries on some bar magnets and throw them up in the air. The ones that clump up are allies. This is probably a better way of doing politics than how we do them now.

Any ideas guys? Politics is magnets and glue?

>>128633114
If Germany is magnetic, any rotational movement will induce electricity.

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>>128633471
You know what else would happen?

>>128633114
I think we first of all need to figure out what political pressure is best at causing friction, making Germany Rotate, That way we can effectively focus our political power and create much faster rotation.

>If it flys off and hits britain will britain shoot off, hit iceland, and icland slowly crash into north eastern USA?
Also, the scenario you describe here sounds eerily similar to what happened in 1912, where British scientists attempted to rotate Ireland using potatoes, which as we know ended up causing Ireland to spin outta control and hit the original Iceland, sending it sailing into he arctic sea, subsequently sinking the Titanic.
we don't want anything like that to happen again.

>>128619303
leave it up to /pol/ to evolve fidget spinners

>>128626643
No, I refuse to believe that the beast of nihilism was born of a Polish man.

>>128633471
So the reason germany did so well in WWII is becaise it was magnetic and moving quickly across europe so it became powerful?!!

Germany powered itself. It did the impossible and became self powering but the jews around the globe didnt want to loose money so they stopped germanys free energy. Germany could have prevented global warming but the jews stopped it. The armies of the world came together and the individual soldiers were mini magnets that opposed the mega magnet of germany and stopped it before it got too powerful to fail.

Fucking magjews how do they work.

>>128634353
Reread Nietzsche. He didn't invent nihilism, he described it and lamented the death of Christianity.

>>128619303
bump

>>128634353
>I understood exactly the opposite of what Nietzsche was saying

Nigga what

>>128619303
No, a large part of German population (of course not all of them) is partly brain damaged.
They can function in a factory but they are like naive, mindless drones following their leader without questioning.
Yet their favourite pastime is laughing about other countries were people follow the leader like mindless drones.
That's because their leader has told them that they are smart, independent and highly moral mindless drones and they believe it of course.
If you placed tomorrow a Turk in position of leadership in Germany there they'd follow regardlessly, because they don't know any other way to act.
That's why Germans are a danger to all of humanity.

>>128619303
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>>128624875
this thread is low-quality scandanaviaposting

>>128622926
This. Hitler definitely would have thought of loctite

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>>128619303
Please make this happen

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>>128628813
It would result in extreme attrition.

>>128621098
lol not even god can unscrew germany at this point, nice try

>>128619303

The EU map would rotate along with them.