I recently learned that my maternal great-grandparents were Jews

You can't, Jews that convert to Christianity are no longer seen as Jews by other Jews.

The first step is to never go on 4chan again, next step is to join 9gag, they will tell you what to do from there

>>128612070
Hateful folks like you have no place in the new Canada.

>>128612206
>>128611845
says a dirty half jew that isnt accepted anywhere

>>128611845
You'll like have to go through some formal Jewish training in order to be a full fledged tribe member.

>>128612308
Im not even half Jew. I'm 1/8 Jew, and would like to capitalize on that.

>>128611845
we don't want you here

DNA test. You'll get full Israeilieeee shitizenshit

>>128612529
Ahh, all I want to do is vote for Labor and insure open borders and cultural enrichment for Israel.

>>128611845
Fuckin fag. If you're not 100% kike, they won't give a fuck about you.

Don't they have to take you if so many rabbis endorse you or something? Maybe you'll have to do IDF. Send us some more of those swimsuit/rifle photos when you get there.

>>128613331
But I have a pure Jewish maternal line, and am a btw myself, so I'm pretty sure that makes me prime real estate to an ultra-orthodox.

>>128613372
Hmm, maybe that could work, I already know the old testament well, so shouldnt be too hard to prove I have some knowledge of Jewish traditions.

>>128612070
9gag is better than Reddit though. They might steal everything but due to the low moderation comment section is often filled with natsocs.

>>128612529

>Goebbels and Mengele fathered/grandfathered all current Israelis

>>128614280
Dont joke about the six billion, jerk.

>>128614620
>they gorillianed all over judeaic ovaries in the 40s

>>128614912
Oy gevault

>>128613496
I was saying that to OP, he said he's 1/8 kike. Now get off my board you kike REEEEEE

>>128615820
I am OP, I am walking my dog atm.

>>128611845
Notify your local synagogue on your relevation. a few days after that you will recieve an online invitiation to the next bildeburg meeting

>>128616408
Hopefully they will give me my holocaust guilting instruction manual first.

>>128614007
I sometimes meme on trannies on reddit, that's all it is good for.

>>128612707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Israel

>>128612524
Israel only accepts 1/4 at the lowest. you're fucked, retard.