Hey bongs, How does it feel that your retarded cousins are now

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Eat shit Britbongs

The new world is superior to the old world

>>128554673
We are objectively superior countries

>>128554203
bump

ANZACS
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>>128555047
You're not included faggot

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>>128554673
this desu

>>128555129
Rude
Canadians are new worlders as well
New world nations are allies against old world cucks

>>128555129
o yes we are canada unlike your desert is a world power member of the g7 and we have history unlike you .

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hello children!

Nice canton, poofters.

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>>128555357
>muh g7

If only your representative was respected

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>>128555047
>>128555357

It's time for you to leaf

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>>128555509
Go get blown up by Abdul you brown toothed fag

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>>128554203
australia is a cultural desert
no desire to ever go there. so little of value has come from there

>>128555788
With your streets full of niggers and shitskins and Eastern European scum you can have your dump of a country and don't come here knob jockey

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>>128555788
>he doesn't know about shoeys
>he doesn't know about ripping dougheys in a commodore
>he doesn't know about goon of fortune
>he doesn't know about bashing Lebs at Cronulla beach

Our culture grows stronger by the day while yours is being consumed by inevitable Sharia law. Sad!

>>128555788
You'll think different when your cultural diversity blows up in your face.

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>>128554673
C-can I also be included...

>>128555788

>cultural desert
>harry potter

enjoy your next cultural explosion.

>>128554203
Bongs should be crying that their once colony has overtaken them in GDP.
However, they have overtaken us in total Terrorist attacks.

>>128554203
I'm in your country right now and other than the Chinese buying up all your land both farming and property it's a pretty nice place desu
Good luck in 30 years when you become a Chinese principality and native aussies have to live in the desert with the abbos you despise

>>128556266
POO

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>>128555788

>>128556330
You're lying and if you are genuine, Melbourne and Sydney aren't Australia

>>128556243
ROOED

>>128555788
>sing 'London bridge is falling down'
>get jailed for promoting terrorism
Get fukd, m8

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>>128554203
great thread cousin cunt

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It's nice when we don't fight.

>>128556433
>The parts that make us look shitty are actually foreign enclaves
Don't talk shit, Bruce.

>>128556028
nulla*

>>128556266
hey sikh bro kill some muzzies for us

>>128556596
Go literally anywhere else and you'll stop talking shit

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>>128556028
>he doesn't know about bashing Lebs at Cronulla beach
This event made me excited as fuck. You aussies know how to deal with filth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbZgG3yjPC8

>>128556527
wtf im gay now

>>128554203
Not gonna lie, Australia and New Zealand really are the last bastions of Anglo-Saxon culture. Canada has Quebec. America has... Well let's not go there.

New Zealand has God Tier Rugby, and Maoris from my understanding are pretty bro-tier. I guess Aussies got Abo's to deal with, but no one is prefect right?

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the greatest nations on earth

>>128556596
Yeah nah..
what was a once great and powerful nation, leader of the world and a vast global empire full of history and the best of culture is now just a cesspit of the worlds scum and undesirables all invited in to rub multiculturalism into you via vile treacherous political parties that have weakened you to a shell, without resources and dependant on its former colonies who now see the fallen greatness and feel nothing but pity and disgust.
https://youtu.be/UBasdIOVY7c

>>128556976
I've been to NZ countless times and Maoris can be alright but they're nigger tier in some towns in the north island

>>128555129
Canada mightn't play rugby or cricket but they're still good sorts, I say let'em in.

>>128556197
Fuck off we're full.

>>128557017
Maybe if you all stopped fucking drink driving and beating your wives you could claim you were better

>>128557141
Dont go north. South Island is all white from 50 ks down

>>128557303
I've been south plenty of times and some parts are a literal paradise, and I've been everywhere North and it was not nearly as good

I would let India in before Canada. Canadians suck fugee cock. India beheads Muslims.

NO ONE is included except Aus and NZ.

ANZAC.

>>128557438
South is best bro. If youre white youre alright. Fuck anything north past Wellington

>>128557454
We give eachother a lot of shit but we are true bros

You've used up half your months data allowance downloading those pictures to put into this thread, cunts.

>>128554203

Australia is proof of white/western/civilisation supremacy

Bongs and leaves no longer members of anglosphere. America, australia, new zealand, south africa new anglosphere.

Shall we invite argentina in?

>>128556976
To be fair there is still a lot of British people in Britain. Probably 55 million or so, which is many more than the population of aus or nz. I've got mates living in London. Abandoning those isles will never, ever happen

>>128557846
what is unlimited broadband?

>>128554203
OP is either a wog, a chink, or a Pajeet. I just know it.

Anyway, don't celebrate too hard. We're just ahead of the curve. Once the Jews have finished with us, you'll be next. If you don't think they're going to start pushing diversity and multiculturalism onto Aus as well, you're naive beyond belief. Enjoy it while it lasts, lads. Despite your hatred, I'll never wish anything but the best for a fellow Anglo nation.

>>128558018
muzzies will kill half of them over the next 2 years

>>128554203
I like the motherland. If they get their shit together they can kill all the niggers in their country. How long until some mudslime goes for the queen

>>128556266
>Bongs should be crying that their once colony has overtaken them in GDP.
Your population is 20 times larger than ours. OF COURSE you're going to have a higher GDP, you stupid shitskin.

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>tfw over 30 years since we had a leader who wasn't new zealand hating neoliberal globalist scum

>>128555357
Fuck off poofta

>>128558321
When's the election? I'm dual citizen, will send over a vote for based winnie. Bill English spits in the face of regular kiwis calling them a bunch of drug addicts who need immigrants to work for them. What a load of shit. Maybe some of the 600 thousand working here would come back if they sorted their shit out.

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>>128554203

>>128558630
>Maybe some of the 600 thousand working here would come back if they sorted their shit out.
Dream on too many useless bludgers like Bill English wanting free handouts from selling the country down the drain.

>>128558630
September. This will be Winnie's year, so many people are pissed off over shit like housing and immigration.

I feel sorry for countries who aren't islands, they just can't into the love it or leave it state of mind

>>128558630
How common is it for a citizen of Oz and NZ to have dual citizenship?

>>128558967
*with each other

>>128558967
Pretty uncommon, you don't need citizenship to shit up each others countries so most don't bother

>>128559182
thats all changing though apparently

>>128554203

>still got our flag on the Aus flag
>still got our Queen on Aus money

Lol

>>128559463
Wrong. Its our Queen and our flag you cunts have the Euro.

>>128558742
Where's the beach?

>>128558967
It's quite rare actually because both countries offer a special indefinite visa to each other. But these days the aussie side has tightened a little due to abuse, you can't turn up from NZ and claim welfare like you could in the 80s, and the visa doesn't let your kids become citizens by birth. To pass on the status you need to apply for citizenship after a few years, rather than just sit on the visa. A lot of people didn't bother becoming citizens back before the laws were tightened because they had basically the same rights anyway.

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>>128559668
>tfw can't tell if the Kiwi is shitposting or if he really thinks that Bongs use Euros

>>128559463
>has a eurotrash burgundy coloured passport instead of Anglosphere navy blue

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>>128554203
When your country becomes a hideout for the elite so therefore untainted by shitskins

Stop sending fucking maoris here kiwi cunts.

>>128560000
Stop deporting us skilled workers who wana make a quick buck then cunts

oh and chekd

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God I wish there was even the smallest chance he could win....

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>>128559463
No, not really.

>>128560071
kek.

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>>128560000
the less here the better

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>>128560000
Check'd

>>128559953
>therefore untainted by shitskins
maoris?
coconut islanders ?
POOjeets ?
sweat shop tier chinamen?

>>128560067
we will at least give him a seat

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given that this is basically an /auspol/ now,
what do we think of her?

>>128560246
Oh wait i forgot i live in southland, too cold for them here.

>>128560062
I got a job the other day. There were 150 applicants.

People will chase the buck but you might see some heading back with the level of unemployment here. It's just that they would be taking a pay cut, so they don't want to. So you end up with people from the other side of the world i.e Irish doing all the construction and rebuild work in Christchurch.

>>128560272
does the carpet match the drapes?

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>>128559683
moy laaaand ya white cunt, moy laaaaaaaAAAAAND !

>>128560272
Haram dingo xdd

Nah but really from what I've seen she just seems like an all round shit cunt

>>128557846
you won't have the internet soon, even your white prime minister and mayor of London love mudslimes. sad!

>>128560389
Agree with a bit of her policy
Shit cunt in personality and generally a retard

>>128555788
We have tons of culcha cunt.

>>128560344
Depends on the industry, im kind of a specialist. Got deported after my temp work visa expired as my residential visa was denied. 2 months on and the employer is still trying to fill the role.

>>128554203
Don't associate with kiwis.... i feel dirty just typing that.. kiii wwii... it has wee in it

>>128560272
Makes good points, speaks truth but has the verbal acuity of a fish.
Would be pretty embarrassing having her reping us on the world stage..

>>128560383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU
Australia's so good we have a whole """"race"""" of clowns to laugh at.

Wish i was Australian lads, seems so comfy apart from the heat and the animals all being scary as fuck

Doesn't australia and NZ have inquisitorial justice systems? They also have a cucked government beyond belief

>>128560272
too honest for australian politics, puts herself out there too much but will vote for her because immigration policy or lack of

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>>128560591

>>128560522
You're not a kiwi citizen then m9. Stop treating NZ as a backdoor to paradise when it already is paradise of it's own kind

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>>128555788
I won't fucking have that

>>128558311
And we have less, and STILL have a higher GDP?

Where your excuse now you smelly Brit?

>>128560591
one of these spat in my face once.
I proceeded to kick her out the door of the tram i was on.
No one said dick to me.

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>all of these bongs in here genuinely trying to tell Aussies that our country is inferior

Was just looking on the ben and jerry facebook page about gay marriage in australia fuck it shits me the amount of poofs in the comments calling people bigots etc I hate these gay retards who vote for more islamic immigration.

>>128560167
>says straya
>nz police car

>>128556344
IN

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>>128560784

>>128560927
jokes on them, they can't have two scoops either

>>128560970
Probably built in Adelaide tho

Fuck globalism taking away our automobile industry right now as we speak

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>>128556898
Unfortunately since this, we have had a mass Islamic protest in our most populated city Sydney a few years back (because of that movie that pissed off kebabs).

There were fights among them and police and they were generally quite intimating.

We haven't had any major race riots like Cronulla since Cronulla.

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>>128556243
I wonder if she ever got BEAKED as well

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>>128560780
ah, a man of taste i see

>>128561019
>>128560591
How well do abos and asians get along?

There's a low key race war in Auckland with maoris and boongas raiding chink and curry muncher shops for easy cash

>>128560272
She's a dumb bitch. She's smart to try her luck on the rising feelings of nationalism, but she is genuinely a stupid anti vax bird who has no respect for the Australian people.

She's not alone in that, most of the politicians think they rule over a bunch of idiots. And I guess they're right sometimes.

>>128556197
Yeah alright, just don't say anything fucking stupid cause the Euro's start wanking themselves every time they hear a Yank say something dumb.

>>128561309
Every chink I know doesn't like them
Thats not hard to do tho

Greetings from the Australia of America. Can we be friends?

>>128561101
yeah heard that they are replacing the commo with a fwd import

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>>128561177
The rest of the world is so far behind

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>>128561447
of course mate

>>128561447
>Australia of America
get out

>>128561524
I think that faggot is from texas, in which case filter him

these anzac bff threads are always gay as fuck

>>128561592
found the maori

>>128561590
Plz no bully...

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>>128561592
deal with it Chang

>>128561658
fix your fucking state then

>>128561109
>We haven't had any major race riots like Cronulla since Cronulla.

That's the problem here. What happened since then? Looks like the globalists finally managed to corrupt the youth's spirit in your place.

>>128561690
We just outlawed sanctuary cities. We're working on it, faggot.

SPOILER ALERT: Australia is socialist and full of Sudanese niggers. New Zealand will elect the radical leftist Labour-Green coalition this year and be promptly flooded with Muslim refugees.

>>128561709
my nieces hate muzzies

>>128561770
Oh yeah I forgot about that, good on you. Learn to fucking drive then

>>128561709
We have lots of riots about the muslim problem here. Have the globalists corrupted our youth's spirit?

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>>128561650

>>128554203
americans also suck

buncha fuckin know-nothing, assuming, over-agressiive but also cucks too, pigs


though i do know a few who are lovely. the only good american is a christian american imo.

>>128561783
>full of Sudanese

I'm not fucking with you, the last time I saw a black person was maybe a month ago

>>128555788
Enjoy sucking Achmed's cock just to live in your own country loser.

>>128561709
Civilized people don't riot every other week, and beat up random wogs that get off the train.

It's a medicine to be taken sparingly and a feeling to be harnessed properly.

>>128561650
>>128561673
>aw bro I went to like this place in NZ once and it was like a literal paradise bro I know we joke around and stuff but seriously I love your country mate anzac forever fuck yeah
kys

>>128556266
That curry burns.

>>128554203
not fussed,isnt it the whole point that the sons become greater than the father?

>>128561932
Describe where you live.

>Britain in the 18th century
>Send their white petty criminals to a giant desert island
>Britain in the 21st century
>Import brown rapists and murderers from barbaric shitholes, annihilating their white civilization

This is the greatest example of societal regression brought about as a result of liberal logic.

The idea that you would cast away your country's worst, who even then were better comparable to most other peoples, made logical, rational sense. It has now been replaced with the notion that you will instead take in the dregs of every other barbarous society. How sad.

>>128562021
Where do you live then dickhead

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>>128561783
Both labour and the greens are more anti-immigrant than the cuckservatives we have at the moment

I can guarantee all the slopes and dots will be voting for National

>>128562021
Stop trying to blend in.
Australia and New Zealand are more closely related than your average family in Tasmania. Almost everyone I know has a kiwi ancestor.
Also how does New Zealand have nationalists?

>>128562021
my roommate, also one of my best friends, is going to be living in your country for six months. Should he avoid maoris or not? idk how it is for you guys but I used to surf in hawaii a fair amount and they fucking hate haole there

>>128562125
why is that relevant? my point is these threads are always a big gay group hug circle jerk and you all sound like a bunch of enormous twats

>>128561890
Since you're rioting against muslims, and not let them riot against you, certainly not. I'm also quite optimistic about the fact that you're going to defend yourself against the other immigration problem thanks to the wide spreaded gun culture. It's also enjoyable to watch how you kick in commie asses. We don't have that here, as you know. Europe is done, except for the east, maybe.

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>>128562096
Rural Southern Australia.

And guess what? When I go into Adelaide CBD

>white people everywhere

Angry, Amerishart?

>>128562225
he should go to australia instead.

>>128562205
>anti-immigrant
Anti immigrants with money, yes. Anti inbred African Muslims flooding in? Not so much. The Greens have stated unequivocally that any government they are a part of will be increasing refugee numbers by the millions.

>>128554203
My mum's from Auckland, I've lived in NZ and Auz and you know as well as I do you have problems not to the degree we have them but you have nothing to brag about with the chinks and Indians breathing down your neck not to mention in NZ especially there is a huge liberal pathology.
You may not suffer attacks in the street but you are in real danger we should promote an anglosphere consciousness instead of bragging about not being in such a dire situation.

>>128562232
no ones asked you to be here

>>128562268
What does rural mean? Like actually in the desert with nobody around? Or a small town?

>>128562268
Confirmed, Adelaide is white AF

>>128562366
Why's that? He seems way more into NZ. I'm going to perth instead

>>128562015
So when do you think the time has come for the next big bogan chimp-out?

I'm eagerly looking forward to it.

>>128554203
The Aussies are looking pretty based right now.

>>128562512
why Perth?

>>128562512
because australia is full of faggots so your friend will fit right in

New Zealand really needs to be annexed by Australia. It is simply too liberal and gay, it will not be a white country in 20 years if Australia doesn't step in. NZ has proven itself incapable of being a country, nothing but faggy leftists ruining everything for 150 years straight. Australia is far superior and the only hope of NZ not be a colony of the poos.

>>128562376
No they didnt seppo. They want immigration at 10% of what it is now which seems fair enough.

I'd take a thousand extra refugees a year over fifty thousand annual chinese and indians

>>128562567
Apparently the surf is good and I made some friends at uni. Study abroad students from australia. I'm from southern california and have surfed all my life, I've always wanted to try australia
>>128562692
oh he thought auckland was better for that

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>>128562789
>it will not be a white country in 20 years if Australia doesn't step in
>Australia is less white than NZ
kys
>Australia is far superior
lel

>>128562852
nah he's thinking of melbourne also known as faggot mecca

>>128563066
idk man he told me he's been cruising grindr with his location set to cockland and apparently it's just a bunch of midgets asking people to stick pipes in their asses

>>128554203
Bongs should be ashamed of their colonies lol

>>128563219
if you think auckland is so bad why dont you convince your friend to go to australia

>>128563337
because he wants to fuck a man


nah just banter, really I love NZ. My aunt lived there for the last 8 or 12 or whatever it was years of her life and I guess you kiwis were great to her so cheers

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>>128555788
must of struck a nerve

>>128563444
you are not getting my point
>I don't want you or your friend here.

>>128558630
Winnie was Muldoon's apprentice, Winnie is the set of balls the whole western world needs right now. No one else has enough brains and Mongrel to handle a face to face meeting Putin at the moment.

>>128554203
Feels bad man

>>128563681
Right, well it's his life and he's free to make all the stupid decisions as he wants

>>128555129
Don't get me wrong, I'd be the first to bust out the rake, but Cheese and Tea literally just begged to suck on Jihadi John's cock after the past few months. They're both fucking irredeemable shit holes now.

>>128555788
>cultural desert
>would rather live in a cultural pile of shit
I've lost all respect for you fucking pom cunts

>>128560246
Gotta have some slaves and ditch diggers, all better than fucking Achmed the mad bomber you fucking cunts have to deal with.

The brats throwing a tantrum at daddy I see

>>128562808
>thousand extra refugees
You will get millions if the Greens get into power. They want all white people gone, but rich poos are not the answer. The answer is shutting down all industry to be (((green))) and importing wave after wave after wave of African rapists until white are a distance memory.

aus and nz should be bff, but aus is treating kiwis badly that move to aus.

inb4 'we're full', move aussies come to nz, than the other way around.

>>128564970
more*

>>128564970
>treating kiwis badly
Because they aren't giving you any dole money? What a lazy bludging Maori cunt.

>>128563839
BASED

Poor bastard can't be operational anymore because the fucking media smeared his face all over the show so everyone knows who he is and what he looks like. So now he's just a pin up boy for the NZDF.

>shame on you Ozfags..your evil step mother is being raped and you think it's funny.

>>128555357

Aw cute.

Leaf thinks he can banter.

Bless.

>>128561783
Shitposting

>>128561502

2 seats, 2 genders, 2 scoops.

>>128564970
>more people should come to nz
kys

>>128564970
Can you blame them. A lot of cunts come to NZ just to get access to Australia, if our country sorted our immigration out they would probably treat NZers better.

>>128564454
Ex mil-fag here. We seriously need to cut this shit out. Based on personal experience of taking part in these Hakas, and watching the Kapa Haka group doing there thing for 7 years; 90% of the time the people on the other end of a Haka/Powhiri are desperately trying not to laugh.

We're conditioned to see the Haka as a hearty war dance. They just see a bunch of grown men slapping them selves, standing like they've shat pant, and making stupid sounds faces.

Fuck me, I was in OP Union Jack when they opened the ANZAC memorial in London. We marched a tri-force guard from Buckingham Palace down to Hyde park for the opening. We had the Kapa Haka group along side us doing their thing. It was a fucking chorus of laughter all the way down. Thousand of locals lining the street, all laughing their heads off at grown men in grass skirts prancing around making faces and high pitched "BLEA" sounds.

>>128558075

Blaming the jews for your own weakness.

Sad to see the mother country sink so low.

>cousins

You are our little babies and never forget it. Now brush your teeth and get to bed.

>>128562225
The Maori like Yanks, its only the English they hate. Just don't be to quick to trust people you don't know, same as anywhere else in the world.

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The white Australia policy was merely a celebration of a positive collective goal. Why must this be interrupted by multiculturalism, political correctness, gay rights, trans/traps, obnoxious minority's of all kinds... seriously ask yourself, where have all the morals this country was founded on gone now? White Australia was to have a nation of like minded people. The notion Nationalism has become distorted to sound like a bad thing.

>>128565691
>caring about what cucks think
hey so whats it like being a huge beta faggot?

>>128562225
Would you hang out with Abos? Cause Maoris are about as violent as the worst kind of nigger but with size to back it up, only a bit smarter and they make Abos look like puppies.

>>128564970
I've only met one real non-maori kiwi and I treated him okay I suppose. Talkative lefty with a high pitched voice, Flight of the Conchords accent and chink wife. When I think New Zealand, all that comes to mind are globalist deserters using our resources and the hordes of aggressive dole budging islanders that came over with you, so you can't blame us. It didn't have to be like this. You guys used to be cool.

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>>128565691
Is their a standard issue knife the NZ military uses?

>>128565876
>Wanting to be the nation state equivalent of a yapping chihuahua while chimping out in a 'war dance' like a bunch of dindus.

Get Hemi's dick out of your missus' mouth, bro.

>>128565691
Really? Everyone here in Scotland thinks it's cool as fuck. I work in a hotel and we once had a kiwi wedding where all the grooms pals did a haka and everyone, including staff, were recording it on their phones and saying we wish we had something like that. We don't think it's scary mind you, just badass.

>>128566016
yeah its the one australians are too afraid to handle

>>128566062
>>128566064
rekt

>>128565930
>and the hordes of aggressive dole budging islanders
I fucking hate those useless pricks so much

>>128555788
>Australia is completely devoid of anything resembling cultu-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Inr7FKKWLI

>>128565232
he gets good money doing hilux commercials though

>>128563681
You don't matter though

Fellow bongs
What is the attitude of those you know right now?
Are people waking up at all? Demanding something actually ducking happen?
Or is it just "unity" and memorial bullshit?

Looking back, I can't believe how lucky we were to have a prime minister to win on a campaign promise to stop the boats. I don't think we realize how lucky we were to have Mr. Abbott

>>128554203
Mfw I'm not a bong


:)

>>128566314
were lucky that aus stops the boats for us because our gov would let them in then they would then just travel across the tasman

>>128560383
why don't aboriginals breed as fast as blacks/mexicans in america?

>>128566416
Fucking do something about it then EAR

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>>128558742
that's Mars cunt

>>128565232
he's also 44 years old... most rugby players never play to that age and what he did was a thousand times more strenuous than a game of rugby

>>128566486
no were are too left wing in nz

>>128566314

The boats were stopped before by Howard but the combined idiocy of Rudd and Gillard went full Eurocuck and started them up again.

>>128566134
>This one time in one place
>EVERYONE IN SCOTLAND

I'm glad the anecdote of a drunk heroin addict makes it easier for you to ignore the taste of Tama's seed in your GF's mouth.

>>128566474
They just didgireedont

>>128566474
child mortality rates

>>128566511
Was only 30 odd when he got the Vic Cross though. He had plenty left in him.

>>128566554
We will end up blocking NZ visas and leaving you to die off then. I don't want that but we are getting fed up with leftist bullshit here and I can see it happening.

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>>128566554
change of labour/greens getting in next election?

>>128555788
>what is wifi

>>128566739
>We will end up blocking NZ visas
you probably actually should we loose too much pop each year that we need to replace with chinks and poos

>>128566612
>I think haka is embarrassing and so does everyone else
>here is my anecdotal evidence
>I'm Scottish and I think it's cool so do all of my co-workers
>that's just anecdotal evidence idiot it doesn't mean anything
kys

>>128566775
50/50 only because Winston is King Maker but he hates the greens but does not like the nats cause they are neo liberals

>>128562225
https://youtu.be/VZSv4HlyfIo?t=51

>>128566925
Hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJ_LlGilLo

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>>128566775
>>128566893
chance*

they'll fuck your military even more, spend that 20b earmarked for new ships/planes on single mothers and other parasites, cunts

>>128566775
I fucking hope not. Labour can't even run it's own party right now. Greens are a bunch of delusional immigrant loving hippes who would happily enforce sharia law and make veganism a legal requirement.

Nat will keep selling us out to the kikes/chinks because unregulated immigration and foreign investment drives up house prices which is farkin' chur for them because they own all the fucking houses.

Mana party is the fucking mana party.

NZ First maybe if our (((media))) would stop running a rag piece on him everytime it looks like he might be getting a bit too popular for the globalists liking.

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>>128562452
had a swim today, cold as

rural just means away from the city but not really the desert etc, more countryside/grassy/forests etc, less people then what you'd call the suburbs

>>128567042
whats worse is that they will prob put us back into deficit just after we surplus this year for the first time since the GFC

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>>128554203
>>128555991
>
I always wanted to visit Australia

>>128555509
Nice accent, cunt.

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>>128567172
yeah probably go full Trudeau and let the "budget balance itself"

>>128560810
you don't though

>>128567150

I've been regional but not rural for a few years after growing up in inner city Sydney.

It's good desu, you realise what this country is really about and you meet great great people.

London is basically Islamabad now

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>>128558742
What was the conclusion of that thread?

>Apparently that Google Mars pic exif or some other geo tag indicated the pic was taken in Australia not Mars.

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>>128567534
Was sitting at a gazebo and some woman randomly drove up near me in a caravan and sat with me and said her late husband built it and we had tea. left my camp alone and went up the mountain to watch the cattle dogs work the cows down to the river, was nice.

>>128567534
I've been thinking of doing the same, what were the best/worst parts initially?

>>128567833
on his behalf i'm probably going to guess one thing that sucks is lack of stuff you can do in more populated areas or getting stuff from the shops/trouble with getting stuff shipped to you, was in Gloucester and they had only just gotten a woolies

>>128567833

You initially think you've left something behind but you realise it was all smoke and mirrors and shallow people who didn't give two shits about you.

The best is you find yourself outside of the bubble and people are way more open minded than you thought they would be. Big cities are just massive reddit/twitter level echo chambers.

>>128567063
How do we start meme warfare to get Winnie P in?

>>128557157
Canada has curling and hockey. You poor fools don't know what you're missing.

>>128567828
Living the dream our ancestors had lad.

>>128567063
Literally thought you were talking about our parties there mate
How depressing

>>128568174
>>128568260

Cheers gents

>>128556197
Why would you want to be included in their lame circle jerk?

The leaves and the roos couldn't find a single set of balls between the pair of them to leave the UK. They may as well go down with that ship.

>>128568944
Western Politics are startling similar m8
It's why we can comment on each-others elections and give support in rather indepth fashion. You already know the Labour equivalent is Democrat etc
From then on its figuring out which scandal goes with who and then you're done.

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>>128554203
ausbros i love and hate you at the same time. you better believe we will always stand with you in any crisis or time of war, no bond between two nations is as strong as the ANZAC

>>128555543
B-but but muh ethics committee...

>>128567063
the librels dont even know who they are anymore .
one nation !!!! but only cause they actually have an agenda i can understand and one leader.

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>>128567063
i wish tony abbot was still pm.
he is the only real conservative left that has an influence malcom turnbell is a dickless fuck

>>128556898
Those days are gone mate.
Australia has a similar SJW element all through out it's universities as the US.
Sadly this means NZ is not far behind.
When our labour government eventually gets power again they are bringing the green party (communist party) with them and we will be rushed up to leftist specifications

>>128569172
Yeah m8, when things go tits up in the coming decades it will be us against the rest of the mongrels.

>>128567063
John Key gets shit for selling out the already niggerfied Auckland to the chinks but you need to think a little smarter. They are turning Auckland from Red to Blue.
Rich chinks don't vote for leftist policies.
This is the only reason labour is 'speaking out' against immigration. They are PRO-immigration, just not right voting immigration.

fuck off, the chinks and pooskinjuns are overrunning nz, already got heaps of coconuts and moaris

My wife is a university lecturer, SJW shit is given the smackdown here. Trust me. I see it in Australia and we were worried about it coming here, but if you don't let the numbers get too high - you give them individual smackdowns - then it never gets a foothold.

As for the Chinese owning our country - that's another issue, we do risk becoming a Chinese colony. Last year we saw the establishment of an Asian party made up of Indians and Chinese. I don't think it will be long before they begin to consume our government seats.

It is worrisome that one of our most influential and famous sports stars has recently converted to Islam and is making a stir in the press. I hope that doesn't encourage young, strong kiwi blokes to become dress-wearing towel head idiots who live by instruction from their little book.

>>128570421
>Rich chinks don't vote for leftist policies.
73.5% voted for Nats
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11851380

>>128555788
>Black-box flight recorder
>Electronic Peacemaker
>Google maps
>Medical application of penicillin
>Polymer bank notes
>Cochlear implant
>Electric drill
>Wi-Fi
>Ultrasound scanner
>Vegemite
>First full length feature film (The Story of the Kelly Gang)
>Baby safety capsule

Fuck I could go on, but it's getting tedious listing all of our achievements. Sorry what were you saying?

>>128567150
Where is this comfyness?

>>128555788
Only wankers are interested in cultural events.

>>128562567
Perth is nice.