>hear a knock at your door >open it and see these two

>>128492302
briskly walk away.
they won't be able to waddle fast enough to catch up.

fall into the sinkhole that is now my neighborhood

>>128492302
"Sorry, all my money went to tax cuts for billionaires"

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>>128492302
>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

>>128492302
Pay them. It's only fair since I gave the smoker, the alcoholic and the dude that likes extreme sports that came before them some money too.

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>>128492302
I still refuse to pay for his healthcare.

>>128492302

I only have $29.99 plus tip plus jizya tax

>>128492302
Walk into my hallway. They are too wide to fit through it.

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>>128492302
reinforce the floorboards

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>>128493094

Extreme sports injury people get a pass.

Fatties, alcoholics and smokers can go fuck themselves. All of that is just lack of self-discipline.

The people injured while playing sports are at least trying to better themselves.

>>128492302
TFW you're too fat to fold your arms

>>128492302
Sorry the starving niggers beat you to it white boi

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>>128492640

underrated post

>>128492302
>Close door
>Lock it
>Make sandwich
>Call American cops
> throw sandwich outside through window
>They fight over it
>Cops arrive
>All start fighting over that peanut butter jelly sandwich

>>128494037

I wish either steroids were legal or people that juiced were upfront about it.

>>128494037
I don't see why that matters, they can better themselves in other ways more responsibly so it doesn't cost me money.
I also think people who drive motorcycles instead of cars should pay more, since they are injured in accidents more often/severely.

>>128492302
Say "Wait a second."
>quickly get 2 chairs and unscrew 1 leg on each of them
"Here you go gentlemen at least sit down while i get your money."

Holy shit. Since you never see boogie stand up you never know how massive he is.

He makes a fat guy look small

>>128492302
>laugh my ass off because they can't fit through my door

>>128492302
My house has steps in front of it, followed by a long dirt road.

>>128493052
How hard is it to just stop eating so goddamn much?

I had a small stagg microwaveable dinner and a plate of spaghetti.
I'm done eating for the day. That's more than I'll ever eat in a single day for at least a month.

How can someone just put so much food into their stomach that they become over 300 lbs?

>>128492302
place the money on the floor where they can't reach it.

>>128492302
Tell them fuck off and close the door. What did you expect?