>King Arthur returns from the dead in England's greatest

>>128434333
> What's the first thing he does?
Drive the mudslimes into the canal.

>>128434716
and by canal I mean the Channel

Get mana.

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Ban 4chan

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>>128434333
Converts to Islam

King Arthur was a Briton. He likey fought the English.

American education fuck me

Any anons see that new King Arthur movie?

>>128434333
Promptly turns back around and dies again because these faggots aren't worth saving now.

>>128435162
>radicalization of young white man
I don't see 4chan bombing and driving through crowds of people

>>128435324
But we blew that van up that one time!

>>128435324
Don't worry friend, beta uprising soon

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>>128435162
>3 Retweets
>17 likes
Well done big shot!
Are you Ariana Grande?

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>>128434333
>What's the first thing he does?

accept Muhammad as a prophet and pledge his allegiance to ISIS

>>128434333
Kills all anglos

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You retards do realise King Arthur's enemies were the English? King Arthur was native Briton (Welsh/Cornish), not English. He was supposed to have pushed the English out of Britain, not save them.
He probably would have bombed the Anglos himself.

>>128434333
Gets cucked by black lancelot

>>128434333
remove kebab.

>>128434333
Hopefully it's not fail in an attempt to remove kebab the way he failed in his attempt to remove sausage.

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>>128434333
He did.

You killed him.

>>128435183
he wasn't real

>>128435724
>He probably would have bombed the Anglos himself.
Sounds good to me, when does he start?

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>>128435183
What?
Are you a fucking idiot - say something utterly stupid - criticise American education when you just proved you know nothing.
Fucking neck yourself cringe lord.

>>128434333
where da white womyn at?

>>128435980
When you fuck off back to Ireland.

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Shags a british slag

>I, King Arthur, have returned to restore this country to glory
oh look, its another white male imposing the patriarchy on us

>>128434333

Kills every single Jew.

>>128435724
Wouldn't his father been a Roman?

>>128434333
Becomes a social justice warrior and starts listening to EDM music and going to raves in between assisting human smugglers bringing muslim extremists into the west

>>128436346
I don't know if he had any Roman ancestry, but he was supposed to have been a 'Romano-Briton', which is basically a native Briton who took on Roman culture after the conquest.

Fuck king arthur.
Brân the Blessed is the hero England deserves.

>>128436196
Could be a funny premise for a movie. King Arthur wakes up in modern England

(sorta like that Hitler movie..Look Who's Back)

>>128434333
Bins the sword.

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>>128436534
Subtle.

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>>128436534
I agree 100%

kek,
King Arthur (if he even existed) was a liberal ruler
So his first decision would most likely be to share his castle with families of refugees

Removes all the shitskins alongside the eternal Anglo.

>>128436545
definitely. I'm normally opposed to remakes, but you know that a reboot of Coming to America as long as not made by SJWs would be a great subversive comedy

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ban internet and fuck some kids

>>128436346
Whaattt!!!
Oh Jesus.
>wouldn't his dad be roman
Yes, or Dracula.
Or one of the Terminators.
I've seen some shite but the cunts in this thread are some new shit tier.
What about Robin Hoods dad.
Hang on whilst I remember some crap from a movie and ask FUCKING /POL if it's actually true.
Wasn't the sherif of nottinghams mum a witch?
KYS

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>>128436674
>literally drives invaders out of his homeland
>would have welcomed refugees
Nice meme, Pierre.

>>128435206
I've seen it. I thought it was quite good.

>>128436908
You alright there m80?

>>128436908
Hi Achmed

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>>128436196
Not so fast

>>128434333
Goes to holy Terra and has council with the Emprah. Then gets new astartes to break chaos

>>128434333
He gets locked in prison.

>>128434333
The thing is clear:
#notallmuslims
#camelotisopen
We have room!

>>128435901
Fuck off nazi cunt

He finds a loyal trap waifu.

>>128435430
Topkek

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>>128441868
You mad, Schlomo?

>>128435724
>Implying he won't settle that grudge once he sees his people are suffering under the hand of foreigners, not Anglos.

>>128434333
destroys the traitors, the news media and apologists. Mudslimes automatically start living peaceful and integrate

>>128434333
>Arthur
>Not Alfred
t. Celtshit

>>128435324
When we can't vent on the Internet anymore we might. Who knows.