>wake up in the lucky country >beautiful 26 degrees, not

>Abbos and spiders

>>128401924
>niggers and spics

>>128401780
It truly is a great place to live compared to other places.

/r/ that pic that compares Australia and says "other countries are you even trying?"

>>128401780

>walk down to the shop in my thong

*hysterical giggling*

>>128402374
They are what we call flip-flops burger.

>bacon
>sausages

never gonna make it

>this why we have to import niggers....to take up the slack of the bogans.

>>128401780
You realise gooks are going to invade us in the future once america collapses props going to kill every single one of us that or we will be replaced by gooks through immigrants and shit
Get off the drugs degenerate

>>128401780
3x my cost of living comfy in the USA, yeah, nah, y;u cunts can have it.

>>128403269
We have no niggers. Think about that for a moment.

>>128403269
Just got back from there, exactly the same prices except in US dollars, complete rip off everywhere, 7 dollars for a beer and then sales tax and some cunt that want's a tip on top of that.
Your currency is a joke as well you end up with a wallet full of dollar bills and pockets full of dimes and pennies, you end up throwing the shit out wherever you can.

>>128401780
only cons in australia are spiders and bugs i think

>>128401780

sydney is gookland though

>>128403732
>spiders

99% of them are harmless. it's the snakes you gotta worry about.

>>128401780
That's what I do in Texas,

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>>128401780
kek sorry burgers and brits, this guy isnt even exaggerating. this is how we live here. i fucking love this country, desu. shit m8, i even live in an 80% asian neighbourhood and its fucken gr9, based as fuck neighbours, they know the white man is their brother and keeper and they stick to their own strong family groups like the industrious little ants they are. smiles all-round because for some reason people here dont START SHIT constantly for no reason.

we're full, by the way.

>>128403269
youre having a laugh m8

Wonder how hard it would be to expat there... I have a shitload of debt I wanna fuck off from

>>128401780
> he feels the need to post this
explain, 'straya

>>128403813
i don't mean it is dangerous or something it must be disgusting af when you are go take a shower leave and you meet big spider near your bed btw sorry for any mistake in my english

>>128401924

>Not paying Abbo elders petrol sniffing money to fuck their children

>Being a pussy that can't deal with a creepy crawly

>>128404347
Spiders are good though they kill the flies and mosquitos and cockroaches.

>>128404332
we just thank the good lord for his bountiful blessings m80, nothing wrong with that once in a while.

>>128401780
>we wuz kangorooz and shite

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>>128403732
spoiders can be bros
>not poisonous
>btfo any other creepy crawly that enters your house
>big and scary looking so if a female sees them you get to play white knight and 'chase' them out, instant wet panties

huntsmen MVP tbqh

>>128404235
Half of England, Ireland and South Africa seem to already have done it based on how many of the cunts I work with. Come over if you're white and have a skill.

Yup. I envy some things America has but I wouldn't ever trade for it. We are without a doubt the best place to live on the planet

>>128404156
>reaching for the beer with a cheeky grin on his face

that's the britain i like to picture in my head

>>128404433
>>128404884
maybe if i would live there for some time spiders would not surprise me, nevermind thanks for answer australian bros, have a nice day

>>128404884

my opinion too. flies are infinitely more annoying than spiders. and i make sure the ones outside my window are doing okay because they can kill flies way better than me

>>128405298
the last thing the USA has going for it that i envy is the 1st amendment and 2nd. shame the 1st is kind of irrelevant now because government might not be able to fuck you over for expressing an opinion, but the rest of society sure does, and will tangle you up with some kind of unrelated legal trouble anyway. Orwell could never have predicted that we would do this shit to ourselves. funny i used to think he was so ahead of things or some shit, now i know he missed the mark by a mile.

>>128403732
and the nanny state

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>>128401780
>Australia
>wake up in the lucky country
>beautiful 26 degrees, not a cloud on the sky

>Go out and burn yourself.
As a real white man you wouldn't feel comfortable living under hot Australian weather. Thus every Australian who lives comfortably under those weather conditions is a shit skin.
Also since it's always fucking hot over there. all the girls sweat extremely strongly over there. What kind of feeling is that, smelling a dirty sweaty Australian pussy 24/7?

I bet OP is still a virgin anyway.

Australia is the land and continent of shitskins. Only if you are a poo in loo, nig nog or any other brown/black race then u feel comfortably living in that area of the world.

True white people stay in Europe! So glad my family never left this beautiful and rich continent.

Americans. Canadians and especially smelly fucking Australians are the niggers of Europe! Stay the fuck away and never come back! You are nothing but traitors to your white European roots. Since you were the ones who decided to leave this beautiful land which was made for and by white men ONLY. You however, decided to leave this place and live with shitskins on a unknown continent. I fucking hate everyone of you.

God bless Europe and all my true European brothers who still live here & who will die here!

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>>128406271
thirded. fuck flies. its the geckos you want m8. spiders are good for pest control but geckos are the boss of the house. you only need one big female in your house and youll never see anything creep or crawl ever again. you only want spiders if you cant get your hands on some geckos. plus theyre cute as fuck too

>>128406516
White men are a resilient creature. We adapt to our surroundings fast, that's what makes us so great.

>>128406516
>not enjoying a girls body odour

m8 BO is only bad if the person hasnt showered for 3 days. gimme the shaved armpit of a pretty woman and ill put my mouth on that any day of the week. what kind of faggot doesnt enjoy girl-stink

>>128406516
>what is acclimatisation
All that Muslim blood in your veins has made you stupid.

>>128406516
>who will die here

that much is certain. along with your bloodlines as well, unfortunately

>>128401780
Might emigrate there in a few years, you lads seem pretty chilled out

>>128406802
There's so many bongs here. It's still your country at this point and I've got no problems with that.

>>128406802
FULL

>>128406802
its hard to immigrate you to australia as briton?

>>128403813
Pffft. Maybe if you live in the bush, but 110% of ozfags live in cities. In my 50 years as a suburbfag, I have seen exactly ONE snake.

>>128407095
I live in suburban/rural NSW with plenty of bushland around me and see snakes every now and then... they aren't common but they do pop up especially in the winter.

>>128406516
>German
>calling anyone else a traitor to whites

how are your muslims rapefugees going?

England just had their attack of the week so its your turn next

Only thing that will kill you in Australia is ice and feminists.

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>>128406802
brits are our bros. our girls like your guys, your girls like our guys, we both enjoy a pint and a pisstake. pom immigration is usually a fair transaction. i like the pom, generally speaking, just not scots or irish as much but theyre still OK too i guess. they just tell faggoty boring stories really loudly and because they cant ever go outside for the rain, their tales are always about toasters and appliances and shit.

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>>128406603
>>128406733
>>128406751
>>128406800

Keep lying to yourselvesyou fucking shit skins. Dirty smelling brown fucks.

Pic related is what my province looks like in summer.

Do you see how green it gets? Do you see how fresh and beautiful it looks?

That is because this is were white man are supposed to live! This is where the white roots came from. THIS IS OUR HOMELAND! not some hot fucking desert thousands miles away on another continent. ! Wake up!

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>>128406516

>blah blah blah shit bant shit bant bratwurst impotence anger youse cunts are deadset legends and I am jealous as all fuck

Cheers, Hans.

>>128407380
>being this butthurt over literally nothing

wtf ahmed. loosen up a bit m8

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>>128407380
>this guy

>>128407013
Been given a passport have we?

>>128401780
>decide to go outside
>put your shoes on
>get bitten by deadly spider that was hiding in your shoe
>die

>>128407380
This guy obviously tried emigrating to Australia but failed since he's a mudslime, so he had to settle on Germany as his new home.

Get a load of him.

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>>128407380

>>128401780
yeah but good luck buying a house m8 unless your content with living in shitsville

>>128407380
>coming into a thread just to get triggered and yell at people on the other side of the world all while your country falls apart
what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>128407380

You are so sincerely annoyed lmao.

Another thread smasht, lads. How do we keep getting away with it?

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>>128407380
y-yeah you really showed me

>>128401780
>Australia is fucking easymode
>Falls into a river and gets eaten by a massive crocodile

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>>128407380
Are you retarded or what, Germany is not even as big as one of our smaller states, NSW for example has more diverse climate regions then Germany and has greenery from sub tropics to alpine regions.

>>128401780
You left out the bit where you suffer a heart attack and die in the evening from muh lifestyle.

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>wake up
>still Australian
>mfw

There is no better feeling

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>>128407380
and this is OUR homeland. we seized it. we conquered. we prospered. we followed our biological imperative, to CONQUER AND SUBDUE.

Daily reminder that Canadians Americans and most of Western Europe also has that level of comfyness while also not beinh positioned in a globally irellevant part of the world. Not to mention access literally everything of value easier and cheaper due to not being in the middl of fucking nowhere. But at last muh sunshine and beaches and bro culture am I right my dudes? (We have all that to, it's shit)

>>128407717
>living anywhere near crocodiles
leave it to a leaf to fuck up this badly

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nice slide thread m8

>>128407822
>globally irellevant part of the world
Proximity and time zone means Asia loves us and wants to dump money in our economy. Meanwhile Europe gets Africa and you get South America.

Kewl dood

>>128407380
>Sz3IfD
Why is it always the Germans

>>128407717
only if you're up in the NT m80
and up there the bigger problem is coons

>>128407822
You do not have our sunshine or beaches you silly bugga. Plus you're near America, you'll suffer along with them when it finally happens.

OP is a giant spider with a PC

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>>128407822
>globally irrelevant
that is the biggest blessing a country can be bestowed with you fool. yeah, i see your point though, being a transitway and dumping ground for shitskins is definitely worth the iphones and yeezys that we somehow dont seem to lack either

>>128403267
They'll keep our blonde women as sex slaves for high ranking party officials no doubt :(

>>128408027
>>128407827
>literally have to be afraid to visit some parts of your country
Really makes me think.

Wtf i love aussies now

No, really I do.

If it werent for deadly animals Id gladly live there lmao

>>128408177
They're mostly out bush or in the water. You'll be fine.

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>>128401780
Soooo, you are alcoholic
Are you a partial abo or full blood?

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>>128407380
you call THAT green?

>>128407164
>Your turn next
We nearly had ours as a giant metal festival had been evacuated two days beforehand. 3 Muslim extremists were said to have sneaked into the festival to do a bombing or so. We just had luck this time.

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>>128408283
>new zealand women

>>128408002

Honestly I've noticed some decent banter from the Krauts lately. More witty than funny, but that is more in keeping with your style I guess.

But this guy is definitely boring as fuck. You can tell.

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>>128408137
>purposely misunderstanding the point

>>128407380
Looks like there's fuck all to do in barren green fields you got over there. Also
>the German insults other countries women.

>>128408458
>german humour.

>>128408588

I said decent, not great.

>>128408177
its a meme anon. just dont go into the bush with no shoes on. also when youre sitting on any kind of chair thats been outdoors for 24 hours dont reach underneath it with your bare hands. also make sure you hold your boots upside down before you put them on. and dont turn over any logs or pieces of wood in your backyard without expecting something to be under it. but mainly its a meme to us because these are all things we're taught from birth if you live up in the north. sort of like "dont touch a hotplate" for other people. if youre scared, just move down to the southern part (whites only) where its colder, creepy crawlies dont like the cold.

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>>128401780
>26 degrees
>beautiful

I'm fucking dying at 24 here with the humidity, in a few weeks it's going to be 28-30 and it's going to be shit

>>128408283
(ewe)

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>>128407813
>>128407779
>>128407694
>>128407621
>being proud of Australia

The WHITE BRITS discovered and conquered Australia. They inspected that continent and had no clue what to do with that land. Since it had absolutely nothing to offer. They knew, a true white man could never live happily and comfortably on that continent. So, they decided to ship all their prisoners/criminals (which theoratically were white NIGGERS) over there.

Many years later we have Australia. Though at the end of the day I know for a fact that my ancestors were honest WHITE people and not some DIRTY FUCKING SUBHUMAN CRIMINAL WHITE NIGGERS WHO WERE LITERALLY DEPORTED TO A SHIT SKIN CONTINENT!!

The Brits were smart; they simply said "hey lads, let us deport all the subhuman criminal scum who lives and causes trouble in our country to a place far away. A place which suits those people better. A place which was destined to home NIGGERS AND SHITSKINS since all these criminals are one of the same breed as SHITSKINS.

>>128408458
krauts have stepped up their game recently.

>>128408743

Autism King back at it with a hot new sampling.

>All those weak ass fucks wanting to run away from their country
>Not staying in your county and help the fight to better her.
You are all fucking disgrace and literally same scum as migrating sand-niggers. Someone should slap your stupid traitorous face. Keep to your own, fix it, fight for it. Don't you fucking run away.

No joke, ever since I was a kid I wanted to live in Australia. Growing up in ridiculously unsafe Venezuela made me want to gtfo to a place with equally comfy weather that was safe and filled with sick cunts. I still want to move there some day.

Also, I swear I'm white, cunts.

>>128407537
i just asking how looks process immigrate if you are briton, i think its easier than in other nations besides of new zealand

>>128408743
>Be German
>start two world wars
>lose two world wars

>>128408694
It's currently an icy cold 14 degrees at 7pm in winter

>>128408694
I can feel you. Thing with Australia is that even though it gets hot, it's usually a dry heat unless you live up in the tropical areas.

>>128406516
Southern European countries can reach like 40 degrees you dumb shit

inb4 not white blah blah blah you know that stopped being funny the 7494838375242nd time it was said

>>128408730
you're a witty little cunt I'll give you that m8

>>128401780
There is nothing more amusing than watching our niggers chimpout and kill each other...fukin hilarious.

>>128408863
There are parts of Australia that are more or less lawless, where the real power is held by the local biker gangs.

>>128408743
>criminal scum built a better country in a few hundred years than germany managed in thousands
really makes the ol noggin tick

>>128401924
Abbos aren't nearly as prevalent as niggers in America. They're still problematic people most of the time. But we managed to kill or breed out most of them. They're just about as rare as any other ethnicity.

And if you're not bro's with at least one (1) spider in your house, you need to be deported to whatever fucking country you came from. I mean that, go back to fucking Ireland or England you fucking poofters.

>>128401780
I feel you bro

Is Graphic design a skill oz-fags? Seriously thinking about it at this point...

>>128407621
Yeah, fuck yeah.

A night in K-town with the fuckin boys!!!

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>>128408743
m8 your number 1 export worldwide is scat porn. this is our land. we arent ashamed. we would die for it. you just ride that train till the end, anon. just ignore the smoke alarm, it goes off for no reason all the time.

>>128409003
Sick. I bet they kill abos for turf and suck each other off. Sounds romantic and all

>>128401780

I earn fuck all money and am struggling to keep behind the 8 ball with rent and bills etc, it's not exactly easy m8

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>>128408743
>>128408913

>Be German
>try to take over world
>don't even end up with a single continent
>meanwhile we have our own continent anyhow

Fuck, Damo. Looks like we lucked into this one aye.

>>128409096
Maybe. It's worth a shot desu we seem to let in heaps of brits who seemingly do fuck all.

>>128408921
kek i currently am half in a blanket with no shirt on with the windows open in the middle of winter. comfy times as always.

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>>128408743
nice hills faggot

>>128408913
>Regaining your position as one of the Top 4 within less than 20 years

>>128408743
lol fuck off Hans

Australia is infinitely better than your shithole refugee center

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Suck my dick ya aussie cunts, you cunts must be jelly of this fucking scorcher of a day I've got ahead of me. 16 fucking celcius, mate. I'll be cooking eggs on the fucking bonnet of my car.

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>>128408977
You're not white and you know this now gtfo.
>>128409006
Why don't you mention your neighbors kid?

Why is nobody talking about the natives of Cuntstralia?

Are u ashamed?

All you have to do is take a look at the natives of one continent to determine weather it's a white man's land or a shitskins land.

I'm not trying to upset anyone here. I'm just trying to tell you Australians not to be super confident about "your" country. Don't you try to brag when there is nothing to brag about. Be honest enough to admit that you are living on foreign land. Stop selling us your "comfy" meme Bullshit.

Can't believe I'm the only one here pointing this out

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>>128408994
there is that... i mean as fucked as blacks must be to be around they do entertain. doesnt mean im going to be buying tickets for front row seats though. honestly i dont know how you guys do it.

>>128409355
Holy shit that's green.

>>128409294
Same here mate, comfy indeed. I haven't experienced a winter in the last 3 years since I moved to the coast. Got a bit icy out in the central west where I grew up, but now it's comfy temperatures year round.

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>>128409523

>>128402487
nah OP was in his lime green mankini again. Worst birthday present his mum ever gave him.

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>>128409533
My DNA is 99% Greek with a tiny drop of Lebanese admixture, I have green eyes and brown hair

Keep telling yourself that retard

>>128406516
>You however, chose
We didn't choose.

>>128407380
>Green = white
Green equals green m8. What does the colour of our grass have anything to do with that.
That looks like an Australian Spring in eastern NSW

>>128408743
>So, they decided to ship all their prisoners/criminals (which theoratically were white NIGGERS) over there.
So now we were sent without a choice? Which is it m8?

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>>128409523
>tfw winter

Man was not meant to deal with this tundra

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>>128409533

Look at this dog!

The dog has a human hand in this picture, but dogs don't have human hands!

What is going on here???

>>128403788
So is Vancouver.

>>128409533
Oh my bad mate, I thought you were just trolling us, but you are legitimately upset. I didn't realise, it'll be alright lad, just come have a friendly yarn with us. Germany will be there for a few years yet.

>>128409355
[richter magnitude intensifies]

>>128409570
yeah, thats kind of our whole thing

its all we have going for us to be honest famalam

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>>128405345

>>128404433
And small birds.

>>128409096
yep. easy peasy if you have a decent portfolio. some things are more important than money anyway. you can have a sweet life without being wealthy here because you dont have to hide away from every cunt because nobody is really looking to fuck you over when you arent looking. neighbours are your allies. you dont need millions when your neighbours are your bros and they watch out for you and you can just meet nice chicks and all that. literally anyone who has a good work ethic will be wealthy in this country, its not even about "luck". apply yourself and youll be rich, no matter what you pursue. anyone who works hard here shines and gets promoted quicksmart. no shit, you could start at mcdonalds and if you work your ass off youll be a manager on 125k within 2 years. this is the land of opportunity (for whites).

>>128409794
>vangookver

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>ciggie
>bacon
>BBQ
>meanwhile in abbo OP's body

>>128409828
I'd rather deal with earthquakes than mudslimes, earthquakes dont get defended by SJW's and cant gain political power

>>128409533
>I'm not trying to upset anyone here. I'm just trying to tell you Australians not to be super confident about "your" country. Don't you try to brag when there is nothing to brag about. Be honest enough to admit that you are living on foreign land. Stop selling us your "comfy" meme Bullshit.
There probably was a time when whites didn't feel at home here, It's not now though. We developed an entire continent while your population was still majority peasant class. It too a century of warfare to drag you Krauts kicking and screaming into the modern era.

>>128409533
>Why is nobody talking about the natives of Cuntstralia?
>Are u ashamed?

No. They're just not a problem. They get welfare benefits and keep to themselves. Which can't be said for your 'native' Muslims arriving from Syria.

Tell us, whats it like to be so thoroughly culturally enriched? Does it excite your mongol rape baby genes to know that all your spare pure white pussy is being BLACKED and converted to islam?

>>128409173
change jobs dude or tell your mrs/drug habit to ease up. youll be alright. we'll all be alright

>>128409030
In high school I said "Alright, spiders. I won't fuck with you if you don't fuck with me." Never had a problem and they made their web next to my head where I slept in the garage. They were my only friends.

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Our flag is irreplaceable innit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpHGLXZ-j-Q

>>128409533
post more pics of German scenery

>>128404884
Lifted a sheet if corri iron beside the shed, found 6 funnel webs. Fuck that, most poisonous spider in the world. Retreat, have a beer, go back. 6 spiders with their arse torn off and a Kookaburra giving me the eye from a low tree branch.

>>128409573
im in the degenerate south and even this fucken perfect right now. my "heater" is my projector running in the background and my fridge.

>>128410025

Don't have a missus, don't have a drug habit (anymore)

And no, the profession I'm in makes bank if you're in it long enough. Besides even if I wanted to shift to another profession and I'd have to dedicate large amounts of my time, and therefore money, to study and training, I am NOT able to do that whilst renting so I'm trapped where I am.

>>128406516
Well trolled sir.

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>>128410068
Fuckin oath mate. Proud as fuck to be girt by sea.

Do people wear mullets? If so I may be interested.

Some quality banter in this here thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ4NuX0qWuY

All well and good but stay vigilant bros we want to keep it this way.

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>>128409738
>Greek
>white

Top kek. Here is an example for u since u still don't get it: 1. put a Turkish man and a Greek man next to each other.
2. Take a close look, examine those 2 men very closely.
3. Conclusion: they look alike. You can't tell a difference.
>shitskins

Also
>brown hair
>white
Top kek

>>128409748
That means that you should be fucking quiet about your country. You have absolutely nothing to be proud about.
Your country is a meme. Your country has 0 inventions. In what great ways has Australia ever contributed to the world? Answer is 0

>>128401780
I wouldn't mind punching roos and playing some dota. Bleed ignorance unto a World thats lost its Soul.

Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>128409533
i can assure you that this is well and truly OUR land. the beautiful thing about it is, one day when our shitskin invasion happens we can say "yeah but look at what happened to germany!!!". its a shame that youve cucked yourselves up so much because germany was my ancestral homeground, im half first-fleet and half german migrant. you guys could still reverse this. dont take the blackpill anon, come back to the light. fight.

>>128410066
kek

>>128407095
Live on a farm outside of Sydney, spent last night till 4.30 staked out with night vision and rifles waiting for a sheep killing dog pack. Didn't see zip. Drove home and saw 3 foxes on the way.
I've grabbed an Eastern Brown behind the head, plucked ticks off him with tweezers and let him go to hunt rats.

>>128401780
The government has fucked us over quite alot but i love the fact there aren't many muslims here

>>128410392
Fuck yes. Got a reply from this cunt.

What a great thread.

I know this feel Bruce. Except we are your weird gay relatives. Aside from that we should be mates. Let the others get enriched. We don't have to.

>>128410250
what city are you in anon?

>>128406446
this is honestly my only complaint
i remember in the mid 80's going from forster to gosford in the back of my nan's ute and when a cop pulled us over he told us to keep our heads down, no fines, no warnings, just a chat and admiration for nan's XC ute
that would never happen now

this post is fake, you would've fallen into the sun because you didn't tighten your earth straps

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>>128410585

kek

This guy is the best.

>>128407095
I'd rather snakes than brown people.

>>128410068
its beautiful. the union jack in an open universe of the stars. one foot rooted in civilization and heritage, the other in sheer potential.

>>128404565
i'm not seeing that. i'm seeing a guy that is desperate to convince people (mostly himself and usually for a stupid reason) that he's a baddass. i could be wrong, but probably not.

>>128407380
it's green because its been fertilized with the blood of Romans, Russians, French, English, Canadians, Americans. Every generation has to cull the Hun.

>>128410608

Sydney

>>128410147
truly the kookaburra is our greatest ally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wynx1ukwdVA

>>128401979
#rekt

>>128401780
Yep its great here. Although I do worry it will eventually end up here.

>>128410575
Balls

>>128410322
kek. not anymore but i guarantee if you went into a pub with a mullet youd pull a hot girl that night.

>>128407621
Sadly, if you dream of doing Three Sisters, in Australia, this is it.

>>128401780
>no black pudding
Fucking heathen degenerate

>>128410766
It's obviously just a nice way to lure in the aussies and have a bit of banter with the boys. Not everything is that serious lad.

>>128410381
this. stamp out all embers where you see them, even if people call you a shitlord. it is for the good of our ancestors. i dont want to see our next generation lamenting their forefathers are the europeans now do

>>128410974
ancestors? descendants i mean

>>128410392
And to actually answer your open rhetorical question. We invented wifi, the home refrigerator, mass production of penicillin, the unltrasound, Google Maps, electric pacemaker, power boards, Kangaroo Crane.

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>>128410442
I completely believe that aboriginals are literally subhuman

not even in the "le racist , fuck niggers" way either.
just take a look at pictures their fucking skulls, at least nigger ones look kind of human, abos are actually look more monkeylike than human

seriously, google "aboriginal skull" then google "monkey skull"

>>128410407
yeahnah australians are pretty big environmentalists. it is our redpill. we know that if we poison this place we'll be forced to move somewhere that has shitskins. no punching of the roos please mr burger. you can shoot them en-masse though, just no punching.

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>>128401780
You are right

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Should I buy a copy of this? Is it as based as it looks?

>>128401780
>shit economy
>shit wildlife
>shitposters
>no guns

>>128410575
hope you wore gloves or something cunt.

>>128410147
venemous you fucking cunt

>>128408177
Plenty of Serbs here. In the 70s and 80s they used to bomb and shoot Croats and vice versa. You are a bit late if you want to continue with your cultural imperatives.

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Americans are just loud mouth faggots who cry about everything.

I'm 25, I'm a doctor, I have my finances and shit all sorted so that I'm going to be building tons of money in stock and other rich white man shit, I'm paying all my student loans down no problem.

I did this coming from nothing. I took advantage of every free gibs scholarship and college oppurtunity you can think of. I graduated highschool with an associates degree.

My dad's dad (my grandfather) was a fucking coal miner. My dad did carpentry and construction and moved on to waste water / management. Let that sink in.

The american dream is alive and well for those who are willing to chase it. These faggots just want it handed to them with a genders studies degree.

>>128411280
>shitskins

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>>128411080
>Australia invented Wifi
You guys are full of shit. I fucking hate you. You just can't be honest.

WiFi was invented in San Francisco by a shitskin! Everybody knows that.

I'm out. Fuck this thread and fuck Australians. Don't you ever come to Germany!

>>128408283
>>128408730
*snort*

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>>128411080
Plus spray on skin, the postage stamp, black box flight recorder, bionic ear, electric drill and pic related.

>>128406155
did you know our highest mountain is named after a polish dude

>>128411336
>taking gibs
>white

>>128410626
paul keating killed our pioneering spirit. he turned the entire government into a corporation. everyone in police and military will attest to this as well. keating was the death of the "old ways"

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>>128410392
>Look mom, I posted it again!
Then who is white with that logic apart from the Nords?

I'll embrace supposedly being a nigger if it means I have nothing in common with you fucking krauts. You destroyed Europe twice and you're well on your way to a third time

>>128411380
>Don't you ever come to Germany!

Where else are you going to get your barstaff from?

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>>128411380
you call THAT water based scenery?

>>128411336
Follow up, good on you boys for not letting shitskins in. We've been close allies for some time and I'm happy that you guys aren't getting knived and hatcheted by the religion of peace

>>128411380
I've already been there and I fucked 2 of your women. Probably started an abo blood line in germany desu.

>>128410766
how is saying we live on easy-mode trying to be a badass?

o..oh yeah!

>wake up
>Already 36 dregrees C, 96°F
>Take dog out
>Sun blaring down on you, gnats and flys everywhere
>comeback to bake Cocoa Puffs
>watch Maury
>think about going for a walk but you just shitpost on /pol/ instead
>go to bed depressed about everything, including the Cocoa Puffs

living the dream

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>>128404156

>>128401780

dude why are you wearing multiple thongs. fuckin fag

>>128410810
yeah fuck that sux. do you have anything keeping you there? would you move to improve your situation? lots of money in melbourne and just about anywhere else depending on what you do and who youre willing to put up with. what industry are you working in?

>>128411461
nigger you know what i mean. I took advantage of every opportunity. It's plentiful as fuck here people just don't want to do the work. There is no work ethic in this generation at all. It's fucking depressing to be around anyone my age.

>>128408851
The only thing good to come out of Czechland is beer, whores and guns. Admittedly all three are world class.

>>128411470
Blonde people (like myself) are the only white people. The rest has got some shitskin rape blood/DNA in

>>128407380
ahh, yet another slavic rape baby whose fraulein has fell victim to the THICK AUSSIE COCK whilst backpacking. sad!
many such cases

>>128411336
I agree with you. The issue most people have is a mixture of lacking self reliance and not grinding through life.
You come from a background where work ethic is valued. Most people lose their work ethic in highschool.
Only the smart one's actually pull through. Hope you save a life someday man.

>>128411522
Fuck NZ is comfy. Went on a cruise there last year, cruising through Fiordland sitting at the back of the boat having some beers with the lads and the missus with a pod of dolphins chasing the boat was potentially the most comfy experience of my life.

>>128408994
Thats our take on Lebs. No matter who loses, the rest of us win.

>>128410066
> Never had a problem and they made their web next to my head where I slept in the garage. They were my only friends.
Sounds like a neet version of Charlotte's web.

>>128402374
It really is a great feeling though

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>>128401780
>Pajeets and Chinamen

You don't have groids?

Australia is the last bastion of the whites. All whites should immigrate to Australia, we got plenty o' space in the middle.

>>128409003
Local biker gang = PC for Lebanese tribal militia.

>>128411649
Being a sparky I have seen nothing but work ethic around me, I cant say much for universities, I assume it is the opposite, cunts have just gotta have a dig in life.

>>128412000
Hardly any. We let in a few thousand Sudanese christians a decade ago but you rarely see them

>>128411532
God bless you, anon. They need all the enrichment they can get.

>>128411554
>wake up
>already hear 4 niggers (four)
>take dog out
>social justice blaring down on you, sjw's and niggers everywhere
>comeback to eat mcdonalds
>watch culturally enriching "totally not pseudo-brainwashing leftist propaganda"
>think about going for a walk but you lost your foot to beetus and you're 100 kg, 200 pounds overweight
>go to ed depressed about everything, including the mcdonalds

living the dream

>>128411682
I know plenty of blonde people, as well as dozens of girls with blonde EYEBROWS (which means their hair is not dyed/tinted).

Having darker skin and hair means you were made to withstand hotter temperatures. If you look at an Italians face and an Austrian's face you'd probably not be able to tell them apart except for the color. Whites have a distinct facial structure (small and triangular noses, well shaped lips etc etc)

>>128410731
Yeah, that's a beauty of a flag.
The union jack surrounded by a star field representing the belief that there are more shitposters in Australia than there are stars in the sky.

>>128409030
That there is the truth.
Rule One! No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, No Poofters!!

>>128411380
the CSIRO invented wifi you dunce. look it up

>>128401924
Abbos are just stupid and kind of sad to watch, not dangerous psychos.

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>>128412242

>>128411174
they are anon. they just are. theres no way around it. people have no idea the redpilling material the abos would provide. luckily its our best kept secret. we wont release this data until things get REALLY bad

>>128409355
Where is Hobbiton?

>>128411522
That literally looks like a paradise. Where is it senpai? btw how are you politics compared to Australia?

>>128411863
same my dude. was comfy as fuck. when paddling around the bay of islands.

>>128410817
Fuckin A this cunt is funny

>>128411174
kek
>tfw the abo skull actually looks like an abo with all his skin on. you can see it very clearly

>>128401780
Noice

>>128411649
>There is no work ethic in this generation at al

fucking this

>at (((university)))
>have a 5 man team project
>dont see anyone in my team for 6 weeks
>do entire project myself, finish 3 weeks ahead of schedule
>everyone else either finished literally an hour before the deadline or not at all

another one

>away sick for a week
>away for another week after because my uncle died
>comeback to a test
>fuck
>get 57/100
>"wow anon, you got the highest score in class"
>mfw

everyone else has an attendance rate hovering around 30% then they wonder why they fail everything and blame the teachers

>>128412212
Dude stop fucking trying. Accept the fact already! You're not white.

>>128411280
>no guns
fuck off you can get guns

>>128411227
this meme always kills me. audible keks

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>>128403732
HOL UP

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>be australian
>be physically superior

>>128411266
for international guests ITT a sheila is a woman, a wog is a Mediterranean and a poofter is a faggot

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>>128412066

Marvelous.

I'm jealous. We didn't have much here 20 years ago. Now I'm seeing a bunch everywhere I go.

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>>128412242

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>>128409994
>whynotboth.jpg

>>128412361
This.
The abos are docile like sheep. I'm not sure it it's because they're high all the time or just really stupid.

There "religion" was invented when they found out eating the wild psilocibin mushrooms was fun times remember.

>>128412513

dont know where it is, but as a general rule of thumb just avoid ((((((((((auckland)))))))))) and (((wellington))) and you should be sweet

>>128411336
quality. exactly how i feel when australian incels here complain about our "degeneracy" problem and how tough it is shit here.

>>128412836
My cruiseship had to avoid wellington because of the fucking wind. What a shit city.

>>128412759
and a cunt is a real man.

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>>128411522
noice. God smiled upon this hemisphere

>>128412614
>everyone else has an attendance rate hovering around 30% then they wonder why they fail everything and blame the teachers

Sounds like nigger behavior.

>>128412513
and as for our politics, they are semi cucked however all the sjws and shitskins are in the North island

>tfw 2/3 of our jews are in auckland alone
>tfw there are more immigrants in auckland then the rest of new zealand combined, both total number and percentage wise
>tfw south island is easily 90% white

people in the south are pretty redpilled and fucking hate change, also the shitskins avoid it because they cant handle the cold

>bottom of the south is always cold because we are 2 fucking meters away from antarctica

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>>128411577
holy kek

>>128406594
Do they feast in human flesh at all?

>>128411682
kek as if you werent raped into oblivion by the red army after ww2. youre infected with jewish and mongol DNA and you know it

>>128412642
Whatever makes you sleep at night

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>>128413048
Abos*
They are literally forced into Uni. They get fucking paid to do it. But it's fine because all you need is two Abos to say you're an Abo and you can get paid to go to Uni as well.

Imma let you finish but New Zealand is superior even their natives are better

>>128412242
the southern cross represents the fact that we will crucify our enemies

>ours is red because the blood of our enemies will pile high enough to reach the stars

>>128413095
>all the sjws

Since there are virtually no niggers, what are the SJWs whining about ? The patriarchy ?

>>128412000
shhhhhh dont tell the jews

>>128412487
its in Matamata (fucking maori names) in the (((North Island))), as long as you avoid big cities then you should be fine

>>128412054
burger, he means electrician when he says sparky

>>128410626
Fuck yeah. I had an XC ute in the early 90s. Drove from Melbourne to Brissie in it.

>>128413272
Most people qualify for centerlink when going to uni and abstudy is basically the same amount as ausstudy/youth allowance.

t. technically an abo

>>128412242
i shed a tear anon. man this thread is comfy

>>128412802
knowing Im on the same landmass as this enrages me

>live in bottom of the south Island
>seen 1 muslim in my entire life
>in bad mood for 2 months afterwards

is this how europeans feel their whole life?

>>128410442
Does anyone unironically watch Quanda anymore?
For lefties its the same as going to church, they have to do it to maintain their social standing in their in group. No one else gives a shit.

>>128412361
abos become instant niceguys if you have a large dog on the leash, ive found. ive experimented with this thoroughly and its not just their fear of the canine, they also respect it and think its beautiful, but know that only the white man can wield such power. theyre not incapable of civility, they just have to be scared into it. i implore all people on /pol/ to get a dog

>>128413558
Yeah, even New Zealand is shitposting to the heavens.

>>128401780
>no guns
Yeah you stay in your abbo wasteland m8

>26 degrees
My goodness, you must be freezing.

>>128411577
that's fucken byootiful, almost believed in god for a minute

>>128412939
yeah that shit comes because the hot as fuck wind from australia's general area mixes with the cold as fuck wind from antarctica

the cook strait (the shit that seperates our islands) is pretty fucking violent weatherwise

>2017
>not putting 90% of your non whites and SJWs on a seperate island and then blocking that island off with some off the most storm prone waters in the world

are other countries even trying?

Pac islanders piss me off sometimes but apart from that it's all good in the hood m8. We have fair share of cringey leftists and sjw weirdos but you get that everywhere. Careful of stingers and sharks during Summer. Apart from that she's apples m8.

>>128401780
I'm coming over.

>>128401780
Truer words have not been spoken. Thank you OP, you've made my day. Although I quit the bongs and dota for off shore fishing. Nailed it sir. Time for some shitstirring 4k mid pudge :P

>>128412749
kek

>>128411266
As Bob Carr was one of the worst raving fairies this State has produced, I would say no, based on his endorsement.

>>128411323
Pigskin riggers gloves.

>>128413454
Thanks for the clarification m8. I thought he ment Speed Racers mechanic.

>>128412757
kek what new memery is this??? i cant stop laughing

>>128413225
nahhh theyre only as big as your thumb. theyre sweethearts. every home needs a gecko

>>128403813
Snakes are mostly harmless, its the irukandji and box jellys thatl get ya

>>128411380
Only way to visit Germany is at night, at 10,000 feet and never ever land.

>>128413294
>what are the SJWs whining about ?

nothing
not even the american/european "they are making a big issue out of a small thing" nothing, literally nothing

we dont have bad things happen here, the most they have is "a few years ago some NZ soldier MAY have accidentally killed a few innocents in the middle east"
>they chose to protest this on ANZAC day
>the new zealand equivalent of a remberance day for 9/11, pearl harbour and d-day combined

guess how that went over?
>extremely poorly
>the whole country thinks they are faggots now and they lost all the credibility they didnt even have to start with

as a expat pom i love you cunts

>>128413274
NZ is a state of australia, whether they like it or not. you can pay any kiwi you like with australian dollars and they just go DORP and accept it. they know they belong to us. i think its even in the constitution of both of our countries too

>>128411453
Yep, he fought the Prussians, Russians and Brits. Based.

>>128404347
Huntsmans are literally completely harmless. Redbacks don't live in houses.

>>128401780
Looks like your flagged got cucked 'mate'

>>128414297
Protesting ANZAC day should be punishable by death

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>>128413403
speaking of maori names

>"hey Steve, now that you whites have colonised New Zealand do you think you could let us natives name a few places?"
>I dont know.....
>"oh come ooooooon, please?"
>I guess as long as it isnt too ridiculous....
>"dont worry, Ive got the perfect idea"

Based australia living on easy mode such as we do

>>128412066f
And they commit crime at seven times the white rate. The Vic Pol commissioner was removed for pointing that out.
Somalis have done a few gang rapes in Sydney. Ironically, a lot of them live near Blacktown.

>>128401780
What's your mmr

>>128414710
The comfiest thing about your country is your bike parking places.

>>128413645
m8 ive been a little shocked somewhat about assumptions, even in cucksville, melbourne. i went out in fitzroy on australia day (and anyone who knows what firzroy is knows that its a mecca for gays and trannies and multiculti marxism) and i managed to have an entire group of strangers convinced about brain-drain and the gumball allegory in a cinch. it was surreal. then we sat around on the steps and i was right in the middle of a fully racist nigger joke and this 6 foot 5 negro walked past and looked at me and i just kept going then said "heyoooo. tell a racist joke about whites" and he sort of laughed it off and said nahhh i dont know any, neither of us was being aggressive because he was an ok dude. but i almost think our SJW thing is a facade so we can get tourismbux. youd be surprised how many of even our most radical people will agree with certain things that you do.

>>128414628
I don't belive this
They're too stupid to remenber such a long word

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>>128411682
keep on telling yourself that m8 while you let all the shitskins in ay

>>128412643
Truth. I'm a licensed firearms dealer. Its time consuming, but they can be had.

>>128414884
It's pronounced tamta.

>>128413741
>noguns

weve got guns m9. dont worry about our guns. remember that our gun ban was done on the honour system. every cunt and his dog who isnt in a city owns an arsenal of powerful firearms, and every switched on anon who lives in a city gets his hands on an illegal gun if he knows whats good for him. noguns is easy to get around

>>128413749
celcius

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>>128414467
Heres a bit of banter
Looks like your country got cucked m8

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Guys i think i created something building off other memes i got a thread on bant with the basic gestalt need some meme wizard input something happened with paulie and his hand............

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>>128414431
kiwis are total bros

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>>128412802
Looks like an advert for Redheads. Did you set it on fire?
"Wear a Hijab" in simulated blood splatter.