>be American
>Yell "SOCIALISM" when you don't understand something
I also yell niggers, but nobody calls me on it because I'm almost always right.
day of the rake is coming leaf
>>128378518
I understand theft, leaf
>tfw not American
Why live?
>be American
>yell "socialism!" when someone proposes wealth redistribution
>be right
>>128378518
99% of /pol/ unironically doesn't actually know what the word "socialism" means. They think it means "Niggers are stealing my tax dollars!" because that's what republican donors have told them to repeat endlessly.
>>128379428
Still wrong. Hilarious. Great job proving how fucking stupid the typical fatpleb is.
>>128379471
>They think it means "Niggers are stealing my tax dollars!
that's exactly what it means you nigger
>>128379560
No. It's not.
>Literally not knowing the definitions of words
>Being cocky about it
Only dumbass neonazis who have fucking SOCIALIST right in the fucking name could be this blatantly retarded.
>>128378518
>waaahhhhhh ppl don't agree with me waahhhhh
faggot
>>128378518
the eternal leaf strikes again.
SOCIALIST
>>128378786
If you're a fit white male, you should come here. We need all the help we can get to save the nation our ancestors and founding fathers built.
>>128379471
>>128379533
O enlightened one, please tell us what "socialism" is, if not a system where the government takes measures to ensure economic "equality" and "justice" for its people
inb4 muh services
>>128378518
this is an interesting thread
now leaf can you please explain to me why your entire fucking country lives within 100 kilometers of the us border? im sick of doing business with leafs all day crying that they cant use their american lines of credit to skirt the funny money or the queens unionized state taxes
>>128379668
>hurr it wasn't real socialism
cry more fagtron
>>128378518
>be canadian
>be a fucking leaf
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>128379471
What are you samefagging with a leaf proxy? Nice try OP, your faggotry shines through at the end of the day.
>>128379827
Prisoners own the prison? Fascinating!
>>128380012
Here you go. Like usual, /pol/ is always wrong.
>>128380095
>Sees definition
>Ignores it
>Focuses on buzzwords
This shit keeps getting funnier. Continue being anti-intellectual, right wing hillbillies. You're making yourselves obsolete with your own retardation.
>>128380463
This
>>128379533
Shit you are fucking retarded.
>>128380714
>seize the means of production
fucking called it
NOT TRUE SOCIALISM GUISE
>>128379971
this
> fucking leaf
>>128380714
Did you get that infographic off reddit? how much karma did it get?
>>128380714
>/pol/ is always wrong.
Hillary Clinton the socialist cunt won, right?
fuckoff u canuck faggot. Trump is a king amongzt mankind and troodeau is fit to finger his azshol
>>128378518
>Yell "BURGER" when cuck beliefs are challenged
>>128380905
Called what you moron? It doesn't matter how socialism gets started. It's not defined by "seizing" anything. It's defined by ownership. I'm sure you hold capitalism to this same standard though, right? Oh you don't? Might makes right when it comes to capitalism? I rest my case.
>>128378518
Don't forget
> Left
> Liberal
For anyone who disagrees even slightly with your beliefs.
>>128381115
She won the actual vote.
>>128380714
>>128381097
UPBOATS!!! TELL ME THE FUCKING UPBOATS!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE AGREED WITH THIS??? I NEED TO KNOW HOW VALID IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
>>128381115
Hillary was a crypto-Republican who publicly catered to social degenerates, she was not close to a socialist
>>128378518
>be leaf
>have 3 threads up about america
>>128378518
You're wrong. We scream 'liberal' or 'sjw' to things we don't understand
>>128378518
>anorexic woman
>obese
ISHYGDDT
>>128378518
fuck this socialist thread
>>128381363
I knew you were going to pull the collective ownership card, I hinted it at:
>hurr it wasn't real socialism
get lost, commie kike. Your shitty system failed because it was founded by failures for failures
>>128380714
You see here's the thing: every time, the person meant to give the production to the workers ends up taking it for himself. Wow, people work for self interest. If only there was an economic policy that dealt with such problems...
>>128378518
>1 post by this cuck
Why do you people have to ruin this board in the name of canada
>>128381115
Clinton is alot of things but socialist isn't one of them. I mean you see how much she charges to speak?
Look at her clothes , each outfit costs more than you make in a month.
>>4qhdHMQy
>be Canadian
>Yell "AMERICA HELP!" when you realize how royally fucked socialism really is.
>>128381773
> Be Mexico
>>128378518
sage your shit leaf
Capitalism is the blessed and preferable system where the rich steal from you and socialism is the vile and immoral system where the poor steal from you.
>>128382115
Sage doesn't work as a downboat you retarded T_D migrant.
>>128378518
Well you cant really blame them. If i would get my education from McDonald's i would probably act the same way...
>>128378786
Come join us finbro, just don't go to Detroit or Chicago, and it is very nice :)
There's 3 workers, they all own the company
>one works when he feels like it
>one's a nigger so he sits on the couch for 8 hours a day
>one does all the work
>they all get paid the same
>socialism's a good idea, you wouldn't understand, burgerfat
Kill yourself, retard. Your stupid ideology has no place in society
>>128381399
>"actual vote"
According to who? You?
We are a Republic, faggot
>>128378786
Come to Pittsburgh I want to meet a real life Finn.
>>128381644
>I knew you were going to pull the collective ownership card, I hinted it at:
You mean the actual definition of Socialism? How dare I use the actual definition of it instead of the bullshit capitalist propaganda definition of the word *gasp*!
>What color is the sky?
>Blue
>SEE I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT YOU FUCKING COMMIE!!! REEEEEEEE!!!
>>128385341
that's right, you admit to saying you are in favor of a system that is destined to *collapse*
typical of a leaf, easily blown away
>be leaf
>be cool with socialism because you love muslims and chinks more than your own kind
>>128385341
It's a failed ideology bro. Get over it. That's why they've tried to rebrand and repackage it so much and even the half measures lead to corruption and failure.
>>128380714
>socialism is when everyone at work makes the exact same dollar amount
lol ok
>>128379471
Oh look guys, this guy somehow has some enlightenment beyond the 100+ failed socialist regimes.
>>128378518
>implying
>>128380714
>Socialism is a range of ideologies
>range
Please tell me how there is only one true form of socialism and how I am all wrong.
>>128380714
Okay, I'll bite. How do the Socialists make sure no one person works hard enough to own a sufficient amount of the means of procution, and then use it to become a capitalist?
>>128387935
gulag.
any problem with socialism? answer is always gulag
>>128385870
>>128386187
What does any of this have to do with you dumb plebs not even knowing what the word means?
>>128386231
Wrong again moron.
>>128387036
You mean I actually know the definitions of words I use. Yes, that's correct.
>>128387765
You're wrong because of the reason right in the macro, moron.
>>128388588
because we still knew what it meant and it's still fucking garbage
>>128387935
>Socialists don't have laws! I can do anything!
How does anyone enforce anything in a capitalist system? Oh that's right, you don't actually have laws.
>>128388705
No you didn't. None of you dumb parrots know what socialism means.
>>128388754
you just told us. And then you got blown the fuck away.
Keep embarrassing yourself
>>128378518
>be leaf
>know the ins and outs of different styles of extortion
>think it makes a difference
>>128388723
I asked a legitamate question anon. Once the workers have seized the means of production, what will the laws that prevent one worker from taking more than his fair share do exactly? How do you intend to convert people to your ideology if you ridicule them for asking questions?
>>128378518
The leaf is right. Its what burgers do. This of you slagging him off are mistaken
>>128388588
You need to lurk more fag. This shit has been hammered harder than your mom's roastie.
>>128378518
Liberal leads are as bad as Yuropoors.
America please annex us and slay people like OP.
>>128378518
Die nigger
>>128389589
We want to. Join our empire, we'll conquer the world and then conquer the stars.
>be canadian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>128389589
First you need to expel the French.
>>128388588
everyone just needs to get along!
>>128388754
everyone knows what socialism means. centralized control of everything leads to poverty leads to death. muh not real socialism you just have to look at the theory isn't going to convince anyone your toy model of equality is ever going to work in the world.
>>128378518
>Be Canadian
>blow your dog
>>128378786
Relax, you're not a tax slave to feed niggers and spics.
>>128382804
this
Detroit and Chicago have been overrun by niggers, unfortunately.
>>128378518
>Be Leaf
>Make it illegal to get private healthcare
>Have socialist healthcare system fail so bad your own SC to make private healthcare legal because people were dying
>Still act like Socialism is the way.
Day of the rake when?