LONDON CITIZENS Had to THROW CHAIRS at Terrorists Because UNARMED

>>128369563
Chairs can be an effective weapon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxldOEOnzPA

>>128369708
I wonder if you have to be 18 to buy chairs in London?

>>128369563
good
let the weak die til only those willing to fight back are left

>>128369563
I hope they were assault chairs because chairs with limited fire power are not good enough in today's terror world.

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>>128369563
We're watching the beginnings of the European race war... WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

>>128369563
Why don't they just use their guns, oh wait

>Parliament now considering banning chairs.

>>128369563
here comes the video of the british cops dancing with the knife wielding maniac

>>128370644
>CNN IS IS IS
well? What is it?

>>128369563
>serious police incident

Wtf is that supposed to mean? The "police incident" is in response to a previous incident. Who reports like this?

Uh, can we not call them "Jihadists" Jihad is a holy word to the Moslems, and these evil, crazy people are obviously not Moslems

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This can't be fucking real. How pathetic.

>>128370715
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS
Won't someone please think of the children?

>>128369563
Those police officers will be "retired"

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>>128369563
Don't you dare
Bin that chair!

>>128369563
>the British Empire 100 years ago
>UK now
Dear God

>>128370556
>implying euros will even fight

Too bad they didn't have bike wheels to throw

>>128369563
Fucking disgraceful. Fix your fucking country.

>>128369563
Alright... ban the chairs.

>>128369928
/thread

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it was probably a strong womyn officer!

>>128370715
>don't be a teat, bin that seat

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>mfw england will soon be one giant vigil

a-are we next?

>>128369708
Thank you for this clip. This actually made me laugh.

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lol
everything is a parody at this point

BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

Are most bongs sleeping by now.
Repost this in the morning so this doesn't slide

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>"GREAT" BRITAIN

>>128369563

>thinking the police will ever help you

They clean up the mess

Carry a folding knife with you and defend yourself; fuck the laws. No one will know you have it anyway.

what the fuck is this site? it looks like some kinda cheap porn site sith 240p quality clips only

>>128369563
They were chairs of peace

>>128369563
>Oh I'm not a police officer
>I'm just a police monitor
>There people being stab

Bong Police on suicide watch.

>>128369563
England, fix your fucking muslim problem.


Burn.

Them.

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>>128369563
This is the guy who recorded himself chastising islamophobia during the attack

>>128369563

>police run away
>citizens throw chairs at police

What should happen:
Rearmament of the masses

What will happen:
Chair license bill introduced in House of Commons

>>128369928
You can apply for a chair license at that age.
Once you've held it for three years without incident, you can apply for a permit, then after a year background check you can purchase one of 4 approved chairs while under police supervision. Then it's just a bi-weekly payment until you need to renew your annual license.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ
related?

>>128369563
BIN THAT CHAIR

>>128369563
Elect a racist. Throw over ur trannies leaders. The next sadiq khan will be your fuking veiled queen / may / that shemale camron if u give vote to foreigners

>>128369563
London police have it hard, i've seen first hand the detrimental effects of a society that puts the lives of criminals on a higher position than the lives of the enforcers of law.

use stories like this as leverage against your politicians. tell them if they can't protect you then you'll have to protect yourselves. if they can't or won't, let the lynching begin.

>>128369708
PLEASE DO NOT THROW CHAIRS INTO THE RING

You know what m8s, I'll just go to sleep.

>>128369563
So wait they really dont have guns? I thought it was a meme.

Holy shit the cops are fucking useless.

>>128369563
they will later be charged for throwing the chairs

>>128371270
Video plz? I need to jack off also.

>>128369563
When will those insensitive racist bigots that threw chairs at those poor Muslims refugees be brought to justice?
What in Allah's name has the UK become when these racist bigoted whites are roaming around throwing chairs?
Mohammed must be spinning in his grave.

>>128371402
welp... time to destroy him I guess

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It's all the rage in New London! Who needs chairs anyway citizen?

>>128371361

what this guy said. Carry a weapon, any weapon, but learn to be proficient with it for your own sake.

>>128371153
fucking kek

Btw, I hope it'll be better by tomorrow.

Leaves are banned from responding to this post.

>>128369563
You should really get yourself a second amendment, bongs.

>>128371543
the community police are unarmed, 'real' police came in guns blazing later. not saying it's smart or right, just that we shouldn't be reddit tier about articles

I hope all these citizens who assaulted those peaceful Muslims get prosecuted and punished for assault with a deadly weapon. COEXIST PEOPLE!!!

>>128370715

FAIR IS FAIR!
BAN THE CHAIR!

>>128371402
>O-Oh no he was Muslim after all
>H-He wasn't a real Muslim
>Stop being racist!

Don't we love the racism on the left?

>>128371402
Ok that is beyond dangerously stupid. They are as bad as the terrorists themselves

>>128369563
British police are cowards

but what were you expecting? they're unarmed. the police, i mean. also i'm assuming - since it's britain - that like half of the police are women because, well, you know why, and propably most of them never even passed any exams on athleticism and/or fighting, since it's really common to lower standards for women in those tests or just let them work without them since if they were to pass them on the same rules as men it would be impossible to create a 50/50 police force with no women being able to do it.

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>Because UNARMED POLICE RAN AWAY

you don't say

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>>128369563
The memes are truly making themselves at this point... What a time to be alive

>>128369563

That's what happens when you wanna stop "police brutality" and limit the amount of force police can use and also hire a bunch of females to the force for "diversity".

You get fucking usless piece of shit police. What the fuck is wrong with you bongs? How much tax money goes into them?

Seriously, you lot pay TAXES for them to protect you. You should be asking for your money back, because obviously that's tax money going down the drain.

>>128371887
What are British politicians?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITAIN

>>128369563
Police being unarmed absolutely blows my mind. What is the point of that?

>>128371782

we need to keep binning knives and ban assault chairs

>>128370556
Pfft step aside gweilo. The Shaolin will set you straight in the ways of the chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8UTANHpsV0

>>128371620
shes kinda fat but pick your pleasure i guess
https://www.youtube.com/user/emilyasmr/videos

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>>128369563

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>>128371402
At this point the radical left just openly allied themselfes with the mudslims.

>>128371543
Even with guns british police would be useless ive seen 15 year old antifa kids blow whistles directly in a cops ear for 20 minutes and the cop just took it like a bitch.

>>128370665
do you often take your gun to bars with you??

>>128369563
Hastings and Waterloo have never seemed so far away

>>128371906
kek

>>128369563
I've just awoken from my slumber.
What did I miss?

Is diversity our strength yet?

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>>128369563
>this pic is reality

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>>128369563
London Bridge is Paki brown,
Paki brown,
Paki brown.
London Bridge is Paki brown,
M' fair lady

>>128372233
Better to be judged by twelve than buried by six.

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>>128369563

>>128369563
Seriously guys we dont need men to be men, its a good thing masculinity is declining it was toxic anyways

>>128369708
Wow, Mick Foley got the fuck out of there.

I wonder how many thousands of Londoners just got woke the fuck up by this and realized the police can't be counted on to protect them. Realizing that is a big step toward asserting the right to defend yourself.

>bong cops have no guns
What the fuck? We might have cucked gun laws but at least our cops are always carrying. This is beyond a joke

>>128369563
Made me think of this:

https://youtu.be/MnWlTyZLQhQ

Would /pol/ rather live in the Muslim ghettos of London or the African ghettos of Oakland?

Ban assault chairs tbqh

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>>128369563
How were they to know who is a jihadist?
> always consult with proper authorities first

>>128372439
probably not very many

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>>128369708
Chairnobyl - never forget

>>128372016
on a regular day it has it's use. police in the UK is to serve and protect, but mostly serve lel. in my country if you're drunk and would met a police officer and start to ask him some shit or he would just find you being completely fucked up he would prolly beat you the fuck up or take you to the place we call "izba wytrzeźwień" - a place for completely drunk people to get sober, they force people there if they're drunk like that.

In Britain? If you ask them where's the nearest bar or a open shop, they will show you the way with smile on their faces. Hell, they will even give you a ride. If you're too drunk? They will take you home and put you in bed. Im serious. So yeah.

when are some extreme right wing brits going to start random mudslime attacks

fuck, aren't you getting sick of this shit britbros?

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>>128369563

When are we going to finally give up the politically correct culture and just fucking ban Islam. Let's put them all in a nice little camp and give out free showers.

>>128369563
I love this.
The English are getting what they deserve and it's gonna keep happening more and more.

>>128372343
They'll just build a bigger plank with a nail in it. Eventually, they'll build one so big, that it destroys them all!

>>128371906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdhSM0vWHA

Truly Britain's finest.

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>>128369563
>he's got the chair.

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>>128371153
>>128371815

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God I'm so fucking sick of this clownish world.

The U.K. Police and every cuckold I see online from the U.K. always talks about how proud they are that their police don't carry guns, and they always have some cheap reference to the US "Wild West policing" or some other fictitious, made up bullshit.

Honestly you FUCKING FAGGOTS deserve it, your whole society is built on lies and half truths and false equivalencies and unchecked moral premises and the whole thing is going to collapse.

Who are right wingers even yelling at at this point? The left wing, he ones that support this immigration, aren't even defending the whole scheme anymore. It's just a part of nature to them, an unchangeable fact of life, something we shouldn't dwell on, because, well, you can't change it, so why worry about it? It's fucking ridiculous yet laughable, but I don't care anymore.

So go ahead, continue to be "proud" that you police aren't like the "trigger happy" American police. Be proud while you run away and allow innocent people to be put in harms ways because you are cowardly cuckolds. FUCK YOU.

>>128369563

>gonna need to see a license for that deadly weapon your sitting on guv.

>>128372439
zero

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>>128370665
Why didn't you just use your guns?

>>128371532
thats right, toss them in the bin. for safety

>>128369708
Bah allah! That mujahideen has a family! He is broken in half!!

>>128372465
At least you can be armed in Oakland

>>128369708
I was in the second row at a Ring of Honor event back in '07 where this happened. It was legitimately scary dodging and ducking chairs thrown by the people behind you. Like friendly artillery landing too short.

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>>128369708
never change /pol/

>>128369563
Please be women.

>>128372552
> If you're too drunk? They will take you home and put you in bed. Im serious. So yeah.
no..they don't, if you're too drunk you go to the cells until the next morning and get charged with being drunk and disorderly. fucking idiot.

>>128371153
>be safe and aware, bin that chair

>>128372552

australia is long overdue... i don't even anymore

rope shop in 321

>>128372710
Police versus people working in an office...

Take your left think elsewhere.

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What's the next level like anon?Spain maybe?

Anyone else noticing twitter start to put "potentially dangerous" comments on the bottom of reply chains today?

>>128372710
>mentally ill fags choosing to defend themselves

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>>128369563
Good thing gun control and knife control has made Britain a peaceful and perfect paradise. They would never need a pistol to defend themselves from terrorist pig fucking shitskins.

>be American
>muslim plows into crowd of people with van
>people around van unload a few magazines into drivers seat
>muslim bleeds out before he can grab a knife and exit the van to follow the teachings of the quran
>cops show up
>problem already solved
>time to grab a burger and a beer and laugh at the british

>be british
>allow muslims to run wild
>nogun coward police run away
>can't do shit but be a victim and statistic
>throw chair at muslim masters
>get stabbed and blown up anyway
>long live the queen

Time to rethink all your liberal policies.

>>128372584

In the famous words of every aussie cunt,

Glass ethnics, smoke winnie blues

>>128372102
Do you know the specific video? Kinda wondering myself.

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>>128371689

>>128372465
depends on the muslims. There's a lot of those radicals who respect catholics. Respect is maybe too big of a word; they would let them live. But they hate atheists the most and this whole shithole of a continent we live in; meaning the culture of consumption, hoes, fags, drugs, whatever. So i would prolly pick the muslim ghetto. At the end of a day even if they wouldnt like catholics i can always pretend to be a muslim converted. I can't pretend to be black tho.

So are they going to be charged with a hate crime?

Those bastards need to go to sensitivity training once again, throwing chairs at peaceful Mudslimes is disrespectful and racist

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>>128372942

>>128372783
Behead those who insult Yee

>>128372942
Top notch, anon.

>>128369563

Wish britbongs would sort themselves out with a right to conceal carry handguns and actual self-defense rights. Sad that they are not free, but hey its not like they're citizens -- they are just subjects.

>>128370981
And the citizens arrested for assault and battery

>>128372839
well if you talk shit to them or try to start some shit perhaps they do. Im a pollack who lived in england for a short period of time; and pollacs, as you may know, are not known for their sobriety or responsible drinking. shit like that happened to me and few of my friends. but im like a teddy bear when im drunk, i love everyone and perhaps that's why they acted like that instead of taking me to a cell or something.

>>128372233
Yes...?

>>128372651
仕方がないね

>>128373079
Hahahahaha!

It will be banned and blamed for the attack.

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>>128370013
I'm pretty sure the policemen who ran away lived.

>>128372233
Yep.

>>128369928
Save a life, Bin that knife
Let's play fair, Bin that chair

The Brits were so dumb that during our revolution they lined up in formation and let us just snipe them off, little by little.

>>128369563
Theyre 'community' cops.
They are not only unarmed, but untrained, and damn near unpaid, they certainly ain't expected to throw themselves in front of MadMuzziesWivMessers™.
They are about as much 'cops' as traffic wardens, or 4chan mods. They could have been Heroes™ - but, they chose to see another sunrise instead. Selfish, Cowardly? - maybe, maybe smart - who here knows what they would do in the same situation.

>>128373079
does this count as open or conceal carry?

>>128369563
>.
HATE CRIME CHARGES INCOMING

RIGHTWING WHITE SUPREMACIST UK CITIZENS INTOLERANTLY THROW CHAIRS AT MUSLIMS PRACTICING THEIR RELIGION

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>>128369708

>>128369708
IFFFF YOUUUU SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>128372651
Brits are hypocritical af online
>If you don't live in the UK, you wouldn't understand
>Immediately jumps down Americans' throats for their political views and constitutional rights

>>128369563
Please be fair! Trash that chair!

/pol/ response - "but da joos are wurse!!!"

This is all because of Trump's rhetoric

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>>128369563

Bong cops are the cucks

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This is the hero that London needs, but doesn't deserve.

>>128369563
brits are a meme now

>>128369563
Shit someone should arrest those chair wielding madmen.

>>128373628
The jews control the media and the establishment that allows the mudslime filth to come here, the jews enable these fucking violent inbreds.

>>128373628
the jews caused this you fucking kike
fascinating how Israel's butt buddies with Mecca aka literally ISIS

>>128370873
Itm

>>128373478
The Indians taught us to not be stupid in battle, while the Redcoats... wore red.

HAVE A CARE, BIN THAT CHAIR

Save a life, bin that knife
I was born in Fife, take my wife

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>brits ban chairs
>last defense against the slav threat is removed

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>>128373656

>all 3 attackers shot dead within 8 minutes of first call to police

the officer who ran away was an unarmed transport police officer, who was stabbed several times. he just happened to be in the area.

>>128373919
is she taking a dick here? that's an odd expression

>>128369563
Don't unfair
Bin that chair

>>128371906
In the US he might literally have 37 bullet holes.

>>128369563

This can't be real. Holy fucking christ.

>>128374040
Don't be a denier,
toss that recliner.

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>>128373742
how embarrassing. and these are the same people that came from the most infamous conquerors.

>>128373792
Sad, but true... FIX YOUR SHIT UK BRO!!!!

>>128373966
The sun reports that 5 men exited the van on London bridge, how many in total were there?

>>128373042
nah just saw the pic and saved it

>>128371402
>>128372175
It's time that antifa and other insane left wing organisations were recognised by the right as allies of ISIS

>>128369563
PATHETIC ANGLO FILTH

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SIDING WITH THE JEWS AND PEDOPHILES IN OFFICE

>>128369563
>tfw your country could have at least made peace with hitler
god why
why was i born an anglo

>>128373497

That's a great question. I think both simultaneously, oddly enough. My permit covers neither, unfortunately. I'm only registered for chair appraisal and review. Not ownership.

>>128373628

Can't we agree that they're both bad?

The jews tricked society into letting them in, and the muslims are shitty in general. I mean really, are we gonna argue over whether or not The Joker is more evil than Pennywise? Both are bad. No arguments there.

>>128374126
Are you a crazy boy ?
Put down that lazyboy !

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Miss me yet...

>>128374067
We'd have added an additional 10 pounds to his body... and all would have rejoiced.

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>responding officers ran away

>>128373903
This is not photoshoped

>>128369563
>LONDON CITIZENS Had to THROW CHAIRS at Terrorists Because UNARMED POLICE RAN AWAY

The punchline is, they came back and arrested the ones who threw the chairs for daring to defend themselves against a misunderstood PoC.

England announces new chair bins to dispose of dangerous chairs.

>>128370767
kek

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that feel when some drunkard says "don't shout that fucking idiot; it's not muslims"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's muslims

Is this some kind of a hold up ?

H-h-he's carrying a fold-up !!!

>>128374296
Everyday papa...

>>128374237
By Kek, it must be memed!

>>128372783
yee

>>128372233
absolutely.

>>128372651
>the freedom to not get shot
how many circumsisions is that worth?

>>128374168
they've more or less decided there were three attackers (in total) now, all shot ded. 'The Sun Reports..' is an oxymoron.

>>128369563
>CHAIRED

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>>128369563

BAHAHAHAHA

>>128374151

It's truly hard believe that the British once conquerored half of the world.

You'd think that they were the descendants of a bunch of pansies if you didn't know about their history.

>>128372108
......I'M MAD!

>>128369563
We're living in the Demolition Man timeline

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>>128374296

They won't admit it.

>One of the few last native whites throws a metal chair at terrorist
>Terrorist charges at him with knife
>2 Armed police officers shoot terrorist dead
>White man kicks terrorist in the head and throws another chair at him to make sure he's dead


That was fucking beautiful.

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>>128374251
God made a mistake, and should have made you a sub-Saharan nig-nog.

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Thats not the proper procedure

https://twitter.com/Shomrim/status/871139274854469634

>>128373971
She is laughing at your dick, anon.

>>128369563
DON'T BE SORRY
BIN THAT LORRY

GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE

BE LIKE US
BIN THAT BUS

DON'T BE SQUARE
BIN THAT CHAIR

BE A MAN
BIN THAT VAN

We all must be aware
of the evil baby in his evil high chair.

>>128369563
BIN THAT CHAIR

>>128374296
i miss Mosley

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>>128369563

>Using illegal assault chairs

Play it fair, stack that chair!

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>>128369563

I honestly don't care. We are always the butt of all jokes for being dirty meds invaded by muslims. Not only you are not fighting back now, you are defendomg the people that are doing it and killing you. I hosnestly feel nothing. I think the last time i sort of care was.when bataclan happened because of the ammount of people killed. Today it could happen 10 bataclans at France and 5 at britain i wouldn't care at all.

>>128369928
shit, you did it now.
they are going to ban chairs in England now.

>>128374503
This image is now reality. People are now calling others islamophobes in the middle of terrorist attacks at ground zero.

>>128369563
lemme guess, female police?

you get a police office like an american one jumped up on authority and testosterone with all the weapons they have and you see the exact opposite

those mutherfuckers will go guns ablazing in

may be some cross fire but shit happens :)

(now wait for triggered euro reaction)

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>>128374621

DONT BE A BAD GOY
BIN THAT LAZY BOY

It's ok.

Can't judge all Muslims on the act of one.

Candles, prayer, vigil, hashtag and say slogans like "British strong."

You see, problem fixed

>>128374568
Image almost made me cry.

Are we our own worst enemy?

>>128373002
oath cunt

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>>128371906

That’s a good idea for a movie. In the opening scene, a dozen unarmed bobbies try to negotiate with maniac terrorist Mohammad Durka Mohammad. Clint Eastwood gets out of his car, pulls out a huge revolver and blows the hajji away with one shot. Then he lights up a cigarette and throws out a funny one liner to the shocked bobbies. Cue title sequence. Dirty Harry: Foreign Exchange Cop.

/pol/, what would you write for the funny one liner?

>>128372505
see muslims integrate into society, you cannot tell which one is the muslim

>>128374296
Everyday that it gets worse.

So everyday.

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Bin your human right to self defense.

>>128372942
If there was no gun control he would have just used a gun rather than a knife and van. Retard.

>>128373042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5DmJ4tZDBQ

>>128374621
>>128374621
> "Act like cucks in your own goddamn country!"
>-metpoliceUK

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couldn't imagine having to live somewhere that won't allow me to own a means of defending myself when shit hits the fan

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Actual photo of London police officer (left) during conflict with the terrorists (right) at London Bridge

So what's the death count?

>>128373919
source pls

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>>128374869
Rinse, repeat... less civilized by each measure.

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>>128369563
>LONDON CITIZENS Had to THROW CHAIRS at Terrorists Because UNARMED POLICE RAN AWAY

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

of fucking god what a bunch of worthless pieces of shit. now i hope these muslims kill you pussy ass europeans off.

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>>128369563
lets get parliament to debate the ban on jihadi chair matches

>>128369563
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

>>128374891
International Jews have been causing this shit since before WWI.

>>128375083

6 people, three chairs and a pouf.

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All the bots on twitter told me they run towards danger while we run away

>>128374969
and someone else would have shot him down instantly ala israel style

if there was muslim control, you would have had no attackers in the first place retard

did the gun control laws of france stop the bataclan shooters from using machine guns?

>>128369708
Wtf I love wrestling now. Is this a common thing? I can't believe he wasn't seriously injured.

>don't be a slouch, trash that couch

>>128375173
That's a fucking relic, where the hell did you find that, 2009?

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>>128369563
only in Bongland where pic related is considered a deadly weapon

>>128374898
"Cut the shit, fellas"

>>128369563
LIVING? NOT FAIR!
BIN THAT CHAIR

>>128369563
These attackers were running around with fake bombs...I'm sure chairs were more than enough.

It's danger you wield

now drop the chesterfield

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>>128369928

>>128369563
they should be arrested for racism!

>>128375205
make a thread for this

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>>128375258
there were loads of these

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>>128369563
If only this was Britain.

>>128371023
point

>>128369563
meanwhile jamal and his mandem have killed double the amount of people within the last couple days in chicago alone

>>128372533

kek.

>>128369563
Orcpost this!
https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/871149528120004608

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>>128374514
>It's truly hard believe that the British once conquerored half of the world

British aristocrats conquered the world. Brit peasants have always been peasants. Now that the aristocrats are all traitor globalists, the unarmed peasants have no one to protect them.

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>>128371906
I WILL POST THIS ANYTIME THIS GIF GETS POSTED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

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>>128375173

>>128372651
shut up you faggot edgelord. nobody "deserves" to be run down in the street and then stabbed to death.

>>128371402
The king isn't wearing any clothes

>tfw almost old enough to get chair licence...
>tfw first chair can only be rated to support 80kg and made of plastic...
>tfw wanted a 200kg rated steel bad boy...

>>128375221
But if we know it's them, why do we keep falling for it? There has to be some kind or, final solution...

>>128371431
Don't forget all of the hassle involved with the chair licensing goons

>>128375302
>Don't be a square, bin that chair!

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>chairs only terrorist attack
>brits haven't found out who their mystery partner is yet
>terrorists getting the upper-hand, all looks to be lost
>suddenly Natural Born Killaz starts to play
>brits are saved just in time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-V6Xm9nsm8

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>>128374374
Britbongs no more. They are the Chairforce.

>>128375333
Bongs better harden the fuck up before I sail over there with a slingshot and baseball bat and conquer that island.

>>128369563
Boys, if you can get a Concealed Carry license in your state and don't...you are part of the problem.

>>128375483
>>128375483
thats not fair, thats comparing to a US city that is run by UK policies championed by libshit democrats. it is an anomaly in america, make the comparison to a city that is run by conservatives

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>>128375673

>>128371153
>be a gentleman, bin that ottoman

>>128372942
this has never happened once you delusional fruitcake. you all still cower in fear and get stalked and mowed down, just the same as everywhere else.

>you get a shiner if you keep that recliner

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>>128375673
>>128375754

>>128372710

Faggots are usually liberal. Theyre anti gun.

ITT: laugh at Bongs because they let this happen themselves

They let in the hordes years ago

And even despite numerous attacks they did nothing except candlelight vigils and cry because they are so cucked

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>128375333
what the fuck do they have against food shovels

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>>128369708
BUH GAWD

>>128370013
just think about that poor alt-right man who couldn't even buy a gun, left his knife at home, and had to resort to the almighty chair.

Quit acting a fool
Put back that stool

>>128375754
>baseball is illegal in UK

should have bought a crickett bat to blend in

>>128375696
Geebus... the (((EU))) really is done for.

How long before the Euro collapses?

>>128375778
>>128375828
>United we STAND

>>128374891
Our greed is literally what keeps the kikes and pedophiles in power.

>>128375827
only in "gun free zones" like that faggot club that got shot up
derkas tried to pull shit during Draw Mohammad Day in the states and got fucking shot by armed civvies

>>128374833

>is now reality

>Implying it wasn't at one point

Time to dust off the usual response:

- curbside memorial, complete with candles, flowers, and stuffed animals
- politicians taking to the airwaves reminding us all that this is not a representation of Islam as a whole
-media will make sure we see a photo of a white woman and a Muslim woman at the scene holding hands in grief and mutual support
- increase the number of refugees coming in to show we are not prejudiced

Brits will lay down flowers and stuffed animals at the site and later be seen holding hands in a circle singing "together we are strong." Media will paint the terrorists as a "lone wolf" and diminish any so-called act of terror by pointing out how the incident was amateurish. They'll try and point out how radical alt-Rights have been active in London recently and start to control the narrative that it was home-grown.

Meanwhile some no-name member of Parliament commanding the headlines by demanding a go nowhere resolution banning President Trump from being allowed to visit the UK because they feel that he's a racist for trying to protect the US by regulating Muslim immigration.

These savages could nuke a city, say London, and the mayor who is a Muslim after surviving the bomb, would go out of his way to blame it on someone else. These useful idiots would do anything except for telling the truth. Oh, and they are closing in on getting their hands on a nuke. It is in the cards.
Meanwhile, China and Japan continue to restrict immigration to their countries with no concerns that Muslims will gain a beachhead there.

>>128369563
bin the chair

>>128375984
And Geert was there to watch, beautiful day.

inb4 some bong tries to suggest chair-rights exist in the UK because they can have .22 caliber chairs

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>>128369563
>>128374669
>>>128374669
>>128374669
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>>128374669
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>>128374669
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>>128374669
>>>128374669

>>128373742
They don't even have tasers? Pepper spray?

>>128373488
all these tough-guys saying theyd have unloaded on the guy or blah blah blah wrestled the knife away, nah you wouldnt have cunts. you would have turned tail and run, just like anybody with any common sense. they were't cops, they were unarmed walkie-talkie operators.

are you brits banning assault chars now?

>>128373966
>Unarmed police
At least give them a taser

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>>128374354

>>128371906
Fucking Bongs wt actual f

>>128375827
>>128375827
even when cucked by your own euro laws we still man up and kick in some arab teeth while the euros cower in submission under plastic tables

http://nypost.com/2015/08/22/americans-hailed-as-heroes-for-thwarting-terrorist-attack/

>>128374503
>>128374833
tweet it to the cunt already

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>>128375531

Brits who live in London do. They're getting what they voted for.

>>128375847
in time you will crumble too
all you are doing by laughing at us is distracting yourselves from your inevitable demise
it all returns to nothing
it just keeps tumbling down

>>128372920
Yup, I saw a comment be marked "dangerous" only to see it was someone calling another person a faggot.

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>>128371906
It angers me seeing UK reduced to this. Especially since there was no issue putting shitskins in their place during the days of empire.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6maQ-XEjQ0


Think of better times bongs. You were meant to be with us working to remove the parasite.


Don't make the same mistake twice.

>>128375113

Janice Griffith

>>128374891
>Are we our own worst enemy?
Yes, and a certain tribe.

>>128376173
haha

>>128374067
and no longer be a detriment to society. Fine by me

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>>128372114
this game looks sick af what is it?

>>128374067
Perforation by police. Hey, it works. No fuckin chance perp is getting up again.

>>128372233
oh I get it now, Britain will burn

>>128375831
did thee pull someone over or did they just find it legally parked on the side of the road?

??????????

>>128375343

"Allah ackbar? More like allah ackBOOM!" (Puts on shades)

>>128369563
kek I can't wait for the new legislation to ban chairs as dangerous objects. Get ready for stools bolted to the floor bongs, your cucked government can't allow these kinds of islamophobic terroristic acts.

Eeeeek!! A gun!!!!

What a nation of pussies.

Thank God we left that shithole island nation.

>>128370838
Fuck off nignog.