>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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>loud boom
oh shit nigga
SECOND FOR THE L O U D B O O M
Gunshots and a Loud boom!
Niggers using pipe bombs/grenades now?
>girl ran away
>now wants to go back
>boom
>child ran away from home
>15 shots
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
>50 shots
>>128235086
If you were a 15 yo latina surrounded by blacks you'd want to be back home too
>around 15 shots
>>128235161
If I was a 15 year old latina I'd want to be dead.
I missed the loud boom :(
What'd it sound like!?
evenin' roberts
what have I missed?
>>128235247
we didn't hear it
ooooooh
she's a little runaway
>>128235161
Last night 16 y/o female hispanic got raped by 4 male hispanics
>>128235247
It sounded like Robert checking his keys so fast it broke the sound barrier.
>>128235262
drunk dude in wheelchair trying to get into a nursing home (probably to fornicate)
>4 shots fired
>>128234797
Late to the party. How goes the niggerdom?
>that state representative asking about the car accident
Robert
>shots fired on Polina
not sure if this is new or old
>>128235318
that was brutal. His panic was on one last night
Who here fantasizes about the dispatch girls?
>mfw they release a "Girls of Chicago PD Dispatch" calendar
>>128235560
Lots of shots fired, a loud boom with shots fired, lots of fireworks, people stealing liquor from pharmacies...pretty much the usual.
>>128235560
Typical Nigs at Nite episode. Shots fired, drunks, fireworks, body snatchers, 2 homeland security calls and a tranny nog BTFO at the gas station.
foot chase is on
>classic rap for ambiance
>some decent coffee
>rain outside for ambiance
>ceiling fan on making it just perfect
Who /comfyaf/ while listeing to male black and his devious adventures?
>>128235736
One should never meet their heroes.
motorcycle on sidewalk
>red and black motorcycle with no tags
>riding on the sidewalk
Run, Robert, RUN!!!
>motorcyclist riding on the sidewalk going eastbound
>>128235877
>>128235856
I wish i had a sidewalk only cycle
>>128235888
Is he also popping sick wheelies?
>>128235736
>gangbangers on 18th place
>several shots by the schoolyard
>SEVERAL
>SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>>128235961
THICC
SHOTS FIRED AT THE SCHOOL YARD
WE VALEDICTORIANS AN SHEEEIIITTT
>>128235961
sick battlestation
>>128235961
Delet this
these battle stations trigger me
>drinking 1100 block havin a good ol' time
>>128235949
artist's rendering of the offending motorcyclist
>>128236207
>now playing this album as background music to /cpd/
>>128236057
>Faster than a bullet
>Terrifying nog
>Enraged and full of anger,
>And pit bull is his dog.
>Having trouble with the boyfriend :(
>drag racers
finally
mom is bleeding
7 million hours
>drag racers doing doughnuts
>son called woman saying his mom is bleeding then the call dropped
>18 shots fired on Oakley
Behold my latest meme. Thanks for the pic last thread, anon.
>shots fired
>18 , 18 shots fired AH AH AH
music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
>>128238136
18 shots fired
AH AH AH
what an epic night this has been
>>128237899
SSSSSSSSSSHHHEEEEIIIIIIT
>>128238307
This gets better and better the more heads get added.
was that a report of loud farting??
>>128238573
indeed :)
>>128238307
ha nice. you made a couple for me with images i provided they were money. at the moment count pepe is best pepe
>numerous shots fired, no description
>>128238805
unlawful sharting, class 4 misdemeanor
>loud rooftop party
>loud rooftop party
>possibly minors
>>128238854
thanks Robert :)
>89
>89 yr old his panic
>89
they live that long?
>>128239052
>5'8"
>110
Mexican Gandhi
>>128239094
must be a grandnigger
>>128235961
>she will never "check" your "keys"
>>128238805
Aggravated ass blasting is a serious crime Robert
>female on the ground vomiting, surrounded by a group of girls, they've been there for 30 minutes
>group trying to tear stop sign down
wow what degenerates those women are a fucking vomit circle?
they must be feminists
>>128239217
kek. i was gonna say, he probably has great great grandchildren, who possibly also have children
>>128235673
It's Paulina
How is Robert doing tonight? anything crazy
>listen man....we have now entered the deep zone
>The Deep Zone!
3 loud parties and nobody shot yet?
that must be the white part of town
>>128234797
THE DEEP ZOOONE
>THE DEEP ZONE
>>128239866
>>128239887
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>they're either smoking weed or cigarettes
>>128239731
>drunk nigger in wheelchair
>a nigger faggot
>storm drain nigger made an appearance
>many shots fired
Its been totally niggers
>>128239931
>I want the cops to show up, but I don't want to go to jail for lying to them about the drunk chads outside.
>>128239731
the usual it seems. but no males in clown masks throwing bricks through windows, no 4 on 1 gang rape, or 500 people in the street, or roving asian males yet. some trannies though
>>128239931
>calls are starting to stack up aka "it's getting deep in hyeah"
>>128240002
male asian dropped in for a minute
>>128240073
trannies ?wtf i must have been afk for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>128240159
male asian is always a wild card
>>128240002
Sounds like a nig walk night
>>128240073
Trannies!? did you just assume their gender!
>>128240284
dont you mean nigger faggots?
>>128234797
The Ultra rare "Male White" still remains as elusive as Big Foot. Be on the lookout.
its 18 days until summer.
>yall know that summertime has begun, right? this is just the tip of the iceberg
>Summer time has begun
>This is just the tip of the iceberg
hey there bros I hope you're having a good night
any murders yet?
>>128240436
fuck if i know i missed this shit
nigger faggots and trannies running rampant in the streets would have been something out of the ordinary i would have remembered
>>128240659
not sure. A lotta gun shots and some ppl hospitalized. no deaths for sure as of yet.
>>128240602
>>128240659
we had at least one call for the body snatchers
>>128240284
>>128240326
>>128240836
kekkk
>>128240836
>person shot on west walton, cousin was shot in the car
>>128240836
that is fucking awesome i want a robert cop shirt
>>128240795
I want some surveillance footage of that, that must of been the biggest bitch fight of all time.
>weapon recovered
NO STOP
weapon recovered?
>>128241005
I'd buy that for a dollar.
>garbage can on fire
We have any male blacks shot dead yet tonight roberts?
>sister's boyfriend slammed her on the floor
>she's now having a seizure
only in chiraq does "unkown person ringing door bell" warrant a 911 call
Good evening fellow Roberts. What's this I hear that storm drain nigger has 'resurfaced'?
>>128241405
In Chiraq it might mean "He has been doing it for 1 hour now".
Also
>00:30
>Unknown male black is on your porch
>>128241060
ha. tranny beatdown made me lol. i pictured some faggot hatin' niggers stomping some nasty creature
>4 shots fired
>>128241523
Yes he has
>street racing
>>128241523
>>128241662
quick rundown on 'storm drain nigger'?
"boyfriend is Hot and combative"
sassy slowtalkin male dispatch tonight. where the ladies at??
>>128241773
High*
>>128241740
>Male black
>Hiding in the storm drain
>Trying to drag in females for some shenanigans
>>128241582
dont you mean nigger faggot?
>>128241844
>>128241816
>not noticing that he originally said, "boyfriend is Hot and combative" before correcting himself
>she was beat up by a man who wants to marry her
:/
>Was beat by a man who wants to marry her
Mating rituals, I see...
>>128241740
Legend has it that it's Ashy Larry who has been living in storm drains since loosing everything in the world championship of dice
>caller has a problem with the son, he's either intoxicated or high
>man in alley playing guitar with an amp
I hate that Morse code noise i always feel like im watching that show Jericho
>>128242183
let the alley jazzcat live
>>128241740
>>128241844
>>128242176
>>128241991
storm drain nigger is immortal, he is Robert's final boss... he has eluted Robert for over a year how, only striking when the moment is right, and striking with purpose.
This guy talking "every weekend that's how it's gon be" sounds like the guys from the gay hotline calls that ownage pranks talks to.
>>128242130
>"Marcy son, what!"
>>128241883
oy vey, the picture
>20 people fighting at the harbor
>15 people fighting at Cortez
>several men fighting at fullerton
everybody was Kung Fu fighting
It's fried chicken Friday boi!
>>128242443
>somebody got knocked out
15-20 Male Blacks fighting.
>>128242373
>>128242373
gay vibe fa sho'
is the chuck tingle guy here?
did i hear "male down covered in semen"
>>128242528
>male white is completely hammered walking into traffic
What's Robert to do?
>*sirens*
>male white with checkered shirt, very intoxicated, may walk into traffic
>male down, breathing but not responding
>30 or more people blocking the street, urinating, drinking
>30 people in the street urinating and drinking
>>128242633
>30 people in the street urinating and drinking
And what's so strange about that? Don't you people party on a Friday night where you're from?
>30 people screaming, yelling, drinking at a club that's supposed to be closed
>there's an unknown female knocking on his rear door
>30 or more people blocking the street, urinating, drinking
shieeet just open the stream and this happens, man I'm gonna have a long robert night today oh yeah
>>128242757
they do not urinate in the street
>>128242757
club closes at midnight, nogs are not accepting that
>people in a car threw a bottle at man named Santiago
>male white, blue jeans, trying to break in
Tyler Mathers
>>128242959
Smashing!
M A L E W H I T E
seriously first time i've heard a white male in this general. and a breaking and entering at that.
was that the second male white tonight? you don't hear too much outta them on this feed
>>128242633
>>128242757
>>128242781
I found a video of it. Unfortunately, it only shows some of the group fighting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7-1p870wLw
>>128241523
I work right across Wacker from the Big T tower
Super liberal diverse company
But I get the feels when I look out the window
>>128243051
First time I've ever heard "Male White" in here as well. It's like a Bigfoot sighting.
>>128243095
Sheeeiiiitttt now i feel bad for that poor monkey that got teamed up on
>>128243095
>part 1
>>128243095
>Oh shit big pile, big pile
pic related
>>128243189
looks like it's missing it's right leg and possibly half of the left one
>weapon recovered
>3 male hispanics wearing white shirts
>neighbor is beating his daughter
>Thank you 52 boi
Ma nigga
Oh yea officer involved shooting story
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-shoot-offender-following-shots-fired-in-washington-park/amp/
>>128243446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
>>128243711
>>128243613
Well if this was in Chiraq they would be out of chicken and bullets
>>128243787
Chicago you ask? No, South Africa. But close.
>>128243787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8
>25 people in the street fighting, one female has a gun
>intoxicated female throwing bar stools
>>128244333
keys checked
>>128243711
>>128244531
Is the Trump area safe at least?
>>128244642
its a beautiful building but is in chimpcongo so i would say no
>caller wants the bf, Jordan Torres removed
CHI
>stealing candy
>male white and female hispanic are stealing candy
>"its all one big, bundle of fun over here"
>Big bundle of fun
S T E A L I N G
C A N D Y
>It's a bundle of fun over here
OOooOO
>one big bundle of fun here
>Hear weird black male/female name on scanner
>tfw the name actually exist
>tfw the first search result is crime related
>5-6 shots fired
SHOTS FIRED MOTHERFUCKERS
SIX
SIX SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH
>female black can't breathe
>male black
>selling drugs
>preventing people from entering
>the store
kek
"still waiting to see you" that guy is totally a faggot
>>128245575
confirmed
>>128245447
Top Kek! thats the niggerest thing I've ever heard
SEVEN
SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH
>7 shots fired
>1 gunshot
>4 shots fired
>>128245575
>>128245640
dont you mean nigger faggot?
FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH
>Getting ready to fight again
>having a big ol' party
>gettin' ready to fight again
>guess they're going at it again
>>128244748
Downtown is fine
>>128245882
Hope that police anon is still around here for more cop stories like in one of the very past threads, good reading
Do anons still go into the city and do recon? I remember some did in earlier threads.
>>128245956
Is that ever the case in any large metro? Lived in Houston for a while and that was the closest I felt to safe in a Downtown area. Only because it was Texas, all business, and after 7 the only thing left was hobos that rushed to the 2 block area with some shit convince store
>black Mazda taking off a a high rate of speed
who's the newfag robert poo in the loo
>body removal
>in the basement
>Body removal from basement
>distinctly hear the name Spictor
Kek
>body removal
Body be gone! remove that shit
1 body
1
AH AH AH
>>128246353
they have 75 minutes to show up and grab it
>>128246372
AH AH AH
>>128246500
Gotta get there before it get cold
>>128246500
Is it free if they don't show up in time?
>Lisa
>husband has 5 year old, he's driving around intoxicated
>she's waiting on the porch
>>128246500
>>128246559
>>128246715
It's much like when a deer gets hit by a car
>>128246500
By the time they arrive nigga stole my body removal
How many Murders is Chicago up to this year?
Any chance it can break last years record of 762?
>2 people laying on the ground by the Planet Fitness
>>128247004
255 homicides so far this year.
>>128247004
according to heyjackass.com they're up to 255 homicides so far
>>128247004
>fake news
it was actualy far more than that
Have a good night, Roberts, and remember to stay comfy.
>>128247010
Probably ate too many free donuts and pizza and their tummy hurts.
>>128246715
lol, not for the taxpayer
>>128247161
Have a goodnight, remember to watch your keys and keks
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
>being followed by someone he knows
>>128247161
goodnight Robert, sleep comfy
Shakespeare shots fired!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>4 shots fired on 3659 shakespeare
>4 y/o got bit by a dog
>4 year old got bit by a dog
>>128247347
until next time robert
>child bit by dog
can we guess what nigger dog it was?
>male white trying to break in !!!
>>128247158
Thousands shot, but Male Black is notorious for having bad aim.
You think they low balled the 762?
>>128247384
>>128247434
the breed of peace strikes again
>>128247434
The breed of peace?
>>128247161
Goodnight Robert! stay comfy
>male white again
Is this what cryptozoology looks like ?
>>128247079
Looks like they have some catching up to do.
>>128242959
Uh oh, a man named Santiago taught me everything I know. I pray for these nog's sake they didn't cross the same Santiago and his deadly ways.
>male passed out at Roosevelt and Campbell
>>128247476
yes i do cause cnn is a bunch of nigger lovers
>caller says someone is kicking in her front door, she is home alone hiding in the closet
>Someone alone at home hiding in closet
>male white
strikes again
>>128247493
Top Kek
>niggers standing around while fight going on outside.
>probably screaming "WORLD STAR"
>male black causing a disturbance in the gentleman's club, going door to door, possibly high or intoxicated
>Rosco
I'll get those Duke Boys!
>male hitting a female who is pushing a stroller in front of the Walgreens
>>128247559
well, we haven't had July 4th yet, so they may catch up then.
>they got sprayed with mace
>they're just going to wash it off
>they want nothing to do with us
>male black shot 3 times is standing in the middle of the street
these niggers are built to last
>person with a gun
>male black
>shot 3 times standing in middle of street
>Melissa says her bf is hurting her cat
>Black carrying gun, black hoodie, black jeans
Perfect camouflage
3 shots in male black AH AH AH
>21 y/o son fighting his dad
the brother is drunk
Just in case.
>worker refuses to leave
>>128248854
But that's racist.
>2 females fighting, one is choking the other
>car vs pole
>car is flipped over
The eternal struggle continues
Sassy is getting irate with Robert.
>door was kicked down
>there's lots of blood on the floor
>>128249253
The A-pillars weren't thick enough and it only had ten airbags.
Body sent to the ER now going to the morgue
>you have to recontact us when the deceased is physically in the morgue
>several shots fired at Hoyne
>>128249771.
>>128249543
Shit like this make me glad I don't live in Chiraq. This seriously fucks with me.
>home broken in to
smashing!
>possible mayday signal from a power boat
>possible mayday signal from boat
>trying to locate it
>>128250009
Just a normal day in /cpd/ dear anon. Usually most of complaints are loud music, physically abuse, shots fired or someone lost by alcohol or drugs so yeah just a normal day
>It was only 4 minutes, but okay
drag racers
Well, I've stayed up Way too late with this. I need to get up somewhat early tomorrow to document SJWs in their natural habitat.
Goodnight Roberts.
>male in all black with an assault rifle
>group of male his panics walking up the street, one has an assault rifle
>>128250838
Good night Robert, keep fighting the good fight
>cut open his face
someone just pulled a woman's hair and pushed her into a wall
>4 shots heard on Archer and Damon
>>128236008
kek'd
>150 people on the street
>150 people in the street
>2 roberts
My god, these fucking roberts have to be horrified
>>128250838
Goodnight Robert
>>128250979
>assault rifle
They're getting serious, only one solution now.
https://youtu.be/yhHwgDAM8uU?t=1m54s
>>128251748
The soundtrack and pacing of this scene is so good
Guys, shit is about to go down. I hope no roberts get hurt out there
>>128251655
imagine the confidence of those male blacks in the crowd, already intoxicated and backed by dozens of other male blacks, and they know this
imagine how quickly they would fuck you and you squad mate over if they perceived for a second any lack of confidence in you or your partner. They would be upon you in seconds if you appeared even slightly like a bitch or showed any sign of weakness. Even with 4 or 6 Roberts that still sounds like a suicide mission
>>128251888
I love this movie, the soccer scene at the end is reminiscent of some neighborhoods in Chicago. Endless gun fire and entire communities ignoring it since it's been normalized to live in an unofficial war-zone.
>unknown male white laying in the grass, rolling around at 1649 west armitage
>>128252204
I know the feeling. I've been in houses on 911 calls before when shit turns. It would terrify a lot of people to know just how many human beings disregard any shread of authority and act like pure cavemen when given a chance.
It's not something i like thinking about. I am pretty comfy sitting out in the Chicago suburbs listening to this, knowing i'm safe.
>>128252379
that description sounds an awful lot like City of God which is also pretty good
>Vehicle on pursuit
Drag racers
>unknown gang member threatening her...I guess she was obnoxious
Don't Mob Violence!!
baking new bread soon Roberts
objects thrown at house
>>128251655
Of all the scenarios I could potentially end up in being surrounded by a mob of angry, intoxicated male blacks is the one that terrifies the most. Thankfully there's no way any of the departments I'm applying to could have it anywhere near as bad as Chicago. Except maybe Stockton or Oakland but those are pretty far down the list.
goodnight fellow Roberts
>>128253653
Night Robert.