> man gets "Jesus Is My Life" tattoo > fres

liberals (who are mostly atheist) will laugh at this

>>128201485
Serves him right for being a tattoo degenerate

>>128201485
according to keikaku

>>128201485
the bible says you shouldn't get tattoos.
can't really say I feel bad for him considering he was dumb enough to go swimming in the ocean before his shit healed

>>128201485
Tattoos should be banned

>>128201617
Everyone will laugh because he's a tattoo wearing degenerate.

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I'm here for the job interview.

God forbids tattoos. if Jesus was his life, he'd know that

>>128201485
The Bible says to not get tattoos.

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His tat infection

>>128201907
I'm sorry, but unfortunately we found a much more qualified candidate.

>>128201956
His tattoo disappeared?

>>128201485
>the bible warns about not wearing tattoos
hmmm

>>128201617
I'm laughing at this and I want liberals in ovens.
>>128201931
Jesus released us from the Jewish Law you Levite cuck.

Everyone knows tattoos are the ultimate redpill.

>>128202341
>Jesus released us from the Jewish Law you Levite cuck.
Why are you ChristCucks still down with circumcision then? Every fucking time that shit comes up, there's a Christian to cover for it because of the Bible.

Jewish law is still the law of Christianity.

>>128202341
he completed the law so you dont have to. you should still try to follow reasonable parts of it, because it is good.

>>128201485
>> man gets "Jesus Is My Life" tattoo
>> fresh ink, still healing
>> decides to swim in ocean
>> dies of bacterial infection
>Was this Jesus' plan for him?

"Do not test the Lord your God"

>>128202753
>Every fucking time that shit comes up, there's a Christian to cover for it because of the Bible.
>Jewish law is still the law of Christianity.

Those Christians have been tricked by the Jews. Christians are not beholden to Jewish law.

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>>128201485
>swimming in the gulf of mexico
serves him right

And Jesus was his death

>>128203471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREkqCvLzSo&t=0m20s

>>128202392
they are, they serve as a warning sign and let you know who to avoid in life.

>>128201617
You will grow out of your edgy religious phase too.

>>128202341
lol so it turns out those laws actually have reason behind them huh? dont mutilate yourself and die of infection, dont rip apart your anus and die of infection, dont eat unsafe meats and die of infection. seems about right to me, though technology has helped eliminate those situations to varying degrees

>>128202753
>implying
Jewish law is the Talmud. Old Testament is not the Talmud. Talmud was made AFTER New Testament. Christians were here first the Jews are pretenders and liars. How can they claim to be older when their book is much newer? Christians hated these "Jews" until they started the whole "Jesus was just like us" lie.

>>128204368

Dude what planet are you living on? There is no "edgy" religious phase. You go through the rebellion phase against religion and either cool of and stay an agnostic retard of wake up to the truth of it all. You Irish bastards are either rabid catholics or the most annoying atheists on the planet.

>>128201485
It is against the shariah to modify gods creation. As a messenger of god jesus did what allah willed.

>>128201485

I detest religion but this post was neither funny nor insightful. You're a fucking prick.

>>128205120
Lel. Keep praying

>>128202341
It doesnt mean Jesus now likes it when degenerates desecrate His temple, chucklefuck.

>>128206030
and you keep fantasizing about your sci-fi wonderland, we'll be here in reality.

>>128204767
Bet you are circumcised.

>>128201485
>Was this Jesus' plan for him?
Darwin's law.

>>128201485

If he had no Jesus, he'd still be alive today.

>>128201485
poor guy- that's terrible. And for all you assholes saying the Bible doesn't want you to get tattoos- do you shave, eat shrimp and wear poly blend clothing? If so, fuck off.

>>128206929
please have more neurotoxic chemicals injected into your skin goyim

>>128201485
His fault for getting degenerate tattoos.

>>128201743
>There ought to be a law!
>Why is everything I like is illegal!

>>128207127

I don't have any tattoos actually. I just feel for him and his family. Maybe he thought salt water would help it heal.

>>128206929
>do you shave
I only trim my pubes and beard
>eat shrimp
No, I'm allergic
>wear poly blend clothing
No

>>128207154

/thread

>>128207427
then what I said didn't apply to you.

>>128201485
lucky bastard

>>128201485
Hahahahahaha Christcuck BTFO hahahahahaha

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Yes, it was. Jesus thinks tattoos are degenerate as fuck.

>>128201485
>ktLA
>reporting texas story even though it has nothing to do with LA
>laughing at the stupid christians
>never report funny nigger crime stories

>>128202753
Circumcision is mainly an American thing, not a Christian one. The few people outside of the US circumcising their kids are either jews, muslims, or people picking up the American trend

>>128207427
>wear poly blend clothing
>no
fuck you, litterally everything is poly-blend

>>128202753
literally the first thing you learn about the new testament is that you don't have to be circumcised to be christian

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>>128207982
the bible says dont wear linen and wool mixed specifically its not "poly blend" atheists always say this stupid crap

nobody is wearing linen and wool here

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>>128201485

>>128201485
(((jesus)))

oy vey good goyim worship my 2,000 year old relative.

Turn the other cheek, love thy enemies. Also im inviting Jamal and Muhammad into your country and you owe me 1,000,000,000 sheckles

>>128201485
Now he's with Jesus.

>>128201686
>the bible says you shouldn't get tattoos.

the bible says you shouldn't do a lot of things because it was basically just a protip guide for jews back in the day.

>>128201485
>> man gets "Jesus Is My Life" tattoo
>> fresh ink, still healing
>> decides to swim in ocean
>> dies of bacterial infection

>Was this Jesus' plan for him?

Christ did it for the LULZ!

>>128201485
hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaha t.muhammad ibn-abdul

>>128201485
BUTTHURT TATFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>128201485
Beach injuries/Ocean injuries are no joke.

Just go to the hospital asap rather than a regular family doctor because testing will be too slow at a regular doctor clinic.

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>>128201485

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>>128201485
>Be white guy
>Undergo Asian custom of having ink placed under your skin
>Jesus no longer protects you, as you have accepted the gook into yourself.
>Die
Many such cases! Sad!

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>>128208802
Yeah, and look where they are today. Really makes you think.

It's fine young goy! Tattoos, drugs and promiscuous sex definitely won't affect your success in life. Here, listen to this cool rap music.

>>128201485
The body is a temple unto the Lord our God. This man desecrated his temple with engraven images.

Cunt deserved that smiting.

>>128202108
Looks like he got the tattoo on his calve and the infection spread from the back of his knee up to his ass.

>>128201485
>A report published last week in BMJ Case Reports, a prominent peer-reviewed medical journal, reveals only that the subject was a Latino man living in Texas.
>latino man
>jesus tattoo

Checks out. Fucking Catholics.

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>>128201622
>Serves him right for being a tattoo degenerate
>>128201743
>>128201836
>>128201949

>Tattoos should be banned

My tattoo is so epic it's in Revelation...

"On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: king of kings and lord of lords." - Revelation 19:16 (I used to wear the exact same robe as "Chuck" in supernatural.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-WI0sBou4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGlwr44hsoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=najju4SkdY4

>>128202753
maybe lots of Christians don't actually read the Bible?


23 Thou that makest thy boast of the law, through breaking the law dishonourest thou God?
24 For the name of God is blasphemed among the Gentiles through you, as it is written.
25 For circumcision verily profiteth, if thou keep the law: but if thou be a breaker of the law, thy circumcision is made uncircumcision.
26 Therefore if the uncircumcision keep the righteousness of the law, shall not his uncircumcision be counted for circumcision?

...


14 For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.

...

7 Know ye not, brethren, (for I speak to them that know the law,) how that the law hath dominion over a man as long as he liveth?
2 For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of her husband.
3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.
4 Wherefore, my brethren, ye also are become dead to the law by the body of Christ; that ye should be married to another, even to him who is raised from the dead, that we should bring forth fruit unto God.

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>>128201485
>Tattoos are a sign of degeneracy
>Whites and Asians are the only people who can get them with any level of clarity.

Really jiggles my biggle

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>>128201485

>>128206302
sorry about the degenerate there, he is probably a nigger anyways.

>>128201485
Idolatry is a sin he fucking got what he whished for

>>128201956
>>128209468

how do you die from that?

i guess he had a weak immune system

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>>128211021
>Idolatry is a sin he fucking got what he whished for

Yeah, it's a sin to worship the gods - trust the Rabbis on this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-62EYQHcWFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQNcYvifYUY

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>>128209303
>Cunt deserved that smiting.

Why him, and not the millions of other believing Christians with tattoos?

It's the same old story -

Something good happens, God rewards the believer.

Something bad happens - God is testing the believers' faith.

Something random happens, the Christian invents an explanation.

>>128202753
Fuck off spastic
Only merilard zog bottoms pseudchrisyoan hereticz circumcise

In Orthodoxy, the only original and true Christianity it isn't practiced as well as Catholicism
All else is heritical kike shit and to be burned at a stake by the Christians own definition


Saying an American "ministry" is Christian is like saying sufis are Muslim.
It's a gross oversimplification transforming into deception

Sewers eventually empty into bayous, bayous empty into rivers, rivers empty into the gulf.

Natural fucking selection

Jesus was black so he's against swimming, that's why he walked on water because he was repulsed by it.

>>128201485
maybe he was still hiding some big sin? Giving satan the power to infect the man

Our Lord Savior knows tatoos are degeneracy, so He summonned this burger in His kingdom so that He could beat the shit out of him for being a faggot

>>128212117
Or maybe he know that this guy was taking his name in vain.

>>128211346
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i7z7-uFMW0

>>128201485
>http://ktla.com/2017/06/02/man-31-dies-after-contracting-infection-while-swimming-with-new-tattoo-in-gulf-of-mexico/
>To make matters worse, the man had chronic liver disease from drinking six 12-ounce beers a day. He was immediately placed on a ventilator to help him breathe and given potent antibiotics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM

>>128208202
Why was that anyway? I remember reading a reason for it somewhere that made sense.

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>>128212691

"As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool to his folly."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znv7kM1-2n0

>>128201686
No, it doesn't. It says do not cut or mark yourself for the dead. Anyways, those rules are only for Jews. Christians live under a different covenant.

>>128212777
>6 beers a day is bad

n-nani?

>>128202753
Because foreskins are gross.

>>128201617
Damn right, he's like the maniacs who tear out of the church parking lot after Mass. They think the Priest's blessing makes them immune from self-harm.

>>128211716
Why are Christians on /pol/ such hateful mouthbreathers

>>128201949
It also says not to eat bacon cheeseburgers. So what, not a jew.

>>128201485
Bible says not to mark your body, and not to wear your faith with pride.

>>128201485

Deus vault.

>>128207730
Wtf I love Jesus now

Fuck tattoos

>>128204647
Yeah, most of the laws are for health and safety reasons. Lots of stuff about mildew.

>>128201686
But anon god is omnipotent and knows everything you have done and will do. So desu it looks like he got trolled.

>>128202341

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." Matthew 5:17

>>128204767
Leviticus is the Jewish law, the new Talmud BS just expands on that even more.

>>128201485
He was a spic so he barely qualified as a human to begin with.

>>128205282
What is FGM then? Also, muslims are circumsized.

>>128205120
>agnostic retard

Implying believing anything without even the tiniest, bit of unrefutable evidence, makes you somehow aware of the "truth" of it all.

>>128207427
Trimming the beard is haram.

>>128214140
>Leviticus is the Jewish law

This. Leviticus should be ignored, it's extremely homophobic and also misogynistic garbage.

Killing gays? SERIOUSLY? I love gays, gays are part of my church. Milo is gay and catholic, there is nothign wrong with homosexuality.

Also women shouldn't be stoned for adultury, that's barbaric misogynistic horse shit! Everyone makes mistakes, and the death penalty is not something we should give to a woman just for making one small mistake.

>>128207730
Jesus has a big tattoo down his leg. So, obviously there are tattoo parlors in heaven.

>>128213057
what?

>>128213011
Because they shrink at different rates and will cause it to tear.

>>128201485
Thou shalt cut no marks into thy skin or some shyeet

>>128214575
lukewarm

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>>128214689
>what?

You're the expert theologian here - you don't understand what I'm saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2J20j-975I

>>128214575
People shouldn't be killing gays and adulterers. But, that doesn't mean we should accept that shit in our culture. Just because we aren't killing them now, doesn't make them okay. We don't burn witches at the stake anymore, but that doesn't mean that witchcraft is okay, or witches don't exist.

Jesus thought his tattoo was really cool so he wanted to see it up close.
Jesus is a real bro.

>>128206929
That's all Old Testament law, we new covenant now.

>>128215341
Yes it does make it okay. Homosexuality is just a sin, like any other if you pray for forgiveness after having sex with another man god will forgive you.

>>128215332
I don't see how it's relevant

>>128215652
If you pray for forgiveness about it, you know it is wrong. Why don't you pray to be healed from the unnatural desire. Oh well, might as well just drive another nail in.

>>128201956
How the fuck do you manage to die from this?

Just slather it in fucking alcohol and get antibiotics.

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>>128215967
>I don't see how it's relevant

Ok then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz_p7GRsUAs

>>128214089
He is referring to laws described in the Old Testament, not of Pharisaism or of the Talmud which was created after the New Testament.