Why is the rest of Scandinavia so irrelevant throughout history

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>>128130911

>>128130911
WE WUZ EMPIRE 'N SHIT
skaffa ett jobb loser, istället för att ta credit för andra personers insatser

>>128130911
Norse and Danish vikings were relevant my dude.

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>>128130911
>empire
O I am laffin

>>128131360
For you obviously because they were the ones who raided you and you wrote tales about your cuckoldry. It's kind of like how European history books have 99 pages about the Nazis and 1 page about Asia when discussing WW2.

>>128130911
You had your moment in the Sun Sven, an empire built on foreign mercenaries, and you could only keep it up by sucking up to the French, and even that couldn't save your colonies from the Dutch. Great empire.

>>128131210
t. Ahmed

>>128131858
Quantity < quality. Your entire "empire" has about the same GDP as the Swedish empire today.

>>128132102
t.oskuld

>>128130911
At least they'll have future compared to Sweden.

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>>128131858

>>128130911
>swedish ""empire""

because you need lumber to build boats, only finland has that and we took them out of the game early

>>128130911
You built that empire with Finnish flesh. Remember that.

>>128132132
Brazil alone has a higher GDP than all of Scandinavia.
In the times of the Portuguese Empire it was one of the richest regions of the world, being the biggest sugar cane producer. That whole "Haiti jewel of the Europeans" thing is a meme compared to what we were

>>128132470
>8000$ gdp per capita
>muh favelas
>muh drugs

>Brazil
>rich

>>128130911
Is it because of your history of "empire" you are cucking yourself now, Sven? used to control most of scandinavia, nowadays you can't even control Malmo. SAD!

>>128132643
I'm talking about nominal GDP.

>favelas
>1600s
finnish education

>>128132470
and look what you've done with it. good going niggerinho

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>>128132791
It's the monarchy's fault to have abolished the slavery

>>128132470
theres still a lot of wealth in brazil and many wealthy Brazilians

plenty of playboys studying English in my city at the moment


and I have stayed with friends over there too, i think (with comfortable wealth) brazil is much better place for party/freedom/girls than anywhere in the world

hey sao Paulo terra daranha ceu

>>128132166
Not with current trends. Tfw 45%ethnic Norwegians by 2100

>>128132470
>Brazil alone has a higher GDP than all of Scandinavia.
Barely, and Brazil constitutes 90% of the GDP of the "portuguese empire".

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>>128130911
>a local empire
Holy shit Sweden, you never got any further out in the world?
You know, the definition of Scandinavia are our strong sailing history. Where is yours?

>>128130911
sweden is fucked. I feel sorry for you swedes, honestly.

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>>128132784
what?

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>>128131204

At that time Sweden didn't even exist.
We got cucked by the black death.

>>128133163
>we
You mean they

>>128133043
Portugal on the early days of its empire was the only one to effectively trade with India, and had various trading posts there and on Africa.

>>128133160
>>128132784

>>128133245
WE WUZ MERCHANTZ!

>>128133160
>filename
Top kek thx Nordic brother

>>128133131
This really

>>128133104
They/(we) tried America, got cucked by dutch

>>128133163
The black plague is the thing that put us behind sweden and denmark.

>>128133670
What part of the black DEATH is it that you people don't understand?

"""You""" were replaced by Danes and Portugese etc. sailors.

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>>128133296
what was that about finnish education you dirty trannyloving aids central?

>>128133823
Some of us remained, but yes alot of foreigners replaced the dead ones.

>>128133823
Lol wut?

People died all over Europe, even Danes and Portuguese...
B-but because of the terrain, low resulting population and long distances, the power of the Norwegian kingdom almost completely vanished. Denmark being a small and flat country managed to "rebuild" quickly.

>>128134155

Also, Denmark having Greenland + other islands is a direct result of the Norwegian kingdom before the black death.

>>128134057
kek
Nobody here cares with education. You should know that.

>>128132347
>only finland has that
>lumber

WTF are you on about?

>>128130911
>norway
pretty relevant
>finland
mostly swamp

>>128133245
And you take credit for this why? Because the Portuguese enslaved your ancestors? Well done I guess.

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>>128130911
Don't forget our hidden kingdom, Sven.

>>128134750
>fucking ice
good job sven

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>>128134682
>my ancestors
well memed

>>128130911
Why arent Sweden and Canada better friends. You guys are basically the Canada of Europe

>>128132347
Except much of the Swedish fleet was built from imported lumber. You need wood and ore to make iron though, and this is probably the biggest advantage Sweden had in terms of natural resources over Norway and Denmark.

>>128131858
>conquer shitskins land
>achievement

>>128134795
Fucking ice with plenty of resources below it

>>128130911
When did sweden ever even make it into history books?
Norway and Finland might not be important but they get mentioned in WW2 history.

>>128135157
so basically Norway 2.0?

>>128134970

Do you really want our states to fucking encourage each other?

Also, main fucking diff is your screening process for immigrants (at least formerly); we accept the worst of the worst. Wouldn't want to send home any war criminals, rapits etc to their home countries where they risk the death penalty... so we take em instead. For one.

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>>128135157
>tfw russians took our right arm
>we no longer have claims to the north-pole resources

>>128135330
70% of our history books is Swedish history

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>>128133104
>america
>africa
>caribbean
>local
???

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>>128134795
Typical Croat education? Or lack thereof?
Antarctica contains a shitload of natural resources.

And a possible subterranean paradise with nazi UFO's and shiiieeet. Who knows?

>>128135330

>100 year old nation

Silence you uncultured mongrel, sit the fuck down.

>>128134970
>basically the Canada of Europe
Not really. Oh, maybe. But then "real Sweden" (Stockholm area) would be Quebec calling everyone from other areas "not really [insert nationality]. Most 'real' Svens are incredibly rude and arrogant. So, more like 'Muricans - just without the power.

>>128135542
>Antarctica contains a shitload of natural resources.
actually didn't know, you learn something new every day i guess.
gib info on antartica resources plz

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>>128130911
>his empire didn't even ethnically cleanse entire continents to colonize.

>>128134970
I don't know. Maybe because we are so far away from each other?

>>128135852
Oil, gas, coal and of course minerals.
Everything from iron and copper to titanium and uranium. Some gold and silver too.

>>128136153
Conquering autistic spear people = impressive
oy vey

>>128136690
If it were so easy why didn't you do it?

>>128130911
looking at your pic and your current situation it looks like you are withering away

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>>128135852
>>128136527
also once the ice caps melt there's lots of land there. I've marked the approx. norwegian claim on this map.

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>>128136845
Because we're in the worst geographical position on the planet?

>>128137071

Did that include the rising sea levels?

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>>128135598
>literally born yesterday
>more history than all of scandinavia combined

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>>128137109
>muh geographical location
If this were true the world would be ruled by Indians and Arabs. What builds empires is logistics and competence. Thats why you are useless.

>>128136153
>ethnically cleanse entire continents
that's why poo, niggers, native-americans, abos etc. exists...

>>128137202
I believe so

>>128132166
SD has a decent chance of winning though.
It'll be a nice stepping stone as PC takes a great hit, when that is not enough, we'll go even further.

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>>128130911
Mone of you matter, nordics are subhuman

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>>128137332
Abos and Native Americans are some of the smallest races around, where they use to rule continents.

>>128133104
Our history is best in our military.
It was hardcore in the 70s and it was hardcore in the 1700s. Also the thirty years war.

>>128137324
You're such an autist
Colonization had EVERYTHING to do with your Geographical position, literally EVERYTHING for example, look at Iberia, and now look at Poland.
>If this were true the world would be ruled by Indians and Arabs.
No, Europeans had the technology, Arabs and Indians didn't.
All i was saying is that for example Nazi Germany was more impressive than your empire, never said it was shit.

>>128133670
pretty much this

read about this in highschool, something along the lines of norway being way more centered around agriculture+the plague for some reason hitting us harder basically made norway collapse. most of our nobles died, which made it easier for the danish king to maintain control

>>128137324

>geographical location doesn't matter

The US had a massive amount of natural ressources and is now a superpower

Australia didn't and it's 'ok'

>>128137584
>Australia and the UK are on polar opposites of the world

GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
Nah, what wins is how capable you are as a civilization.

>>128137757
Not even going to argue with you, just proves how ignorant and stupid you are.

>>128137727
America has had centuries more time to develop and hundreds of millions of more immigrants coming from Europe.

>>128137816
aka you're wrong and cant think of a counter argument.

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>>128137581
>It was hardcore in the 70s and it was hardcore in the 1700s. Also the thirty years war.

"we will fight to the last finn!" Seriously fix your military NOW. I don't want to come and fight an ISIS insurgency in sweden, but I'll do if it comes to that

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>>128137071
Antarctica is Australian clay.
You guys can have whatever's at the north pole.

>>128132144
t. Ali som importerar ryska horor

>>128137908
Both SD and M are thinking about an alliance (the 2nd and 3rd largest parties) to beat out the cuckverment. As long as SD wins in 2018, we'll have a decent chance to start pulling us out of it.

Cucks are loud, but it plays in our favor.

>>128137879
>aka you're wrong and cant think of a counter argument.
You literally claimed that colonization had nothing to do with your geographical position meanwhile ALL the greater colonization powers had all of their money on their navy.
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>128135833
You sure you arent just salty that you havent accomplished much since Hamlet, except beer?

>>128130911
get PU'd by denmark swedenigger

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>>128138135
It doesn't. Europe is in the worst place i the world to colonize except maybe NZ and Polynesia. Yet we came out ahead. More so then anyone. And any idea of "you need the sea to colonize" is retarded. The Ottomans and the Russians did fine without it. You're just not a group of people capable of doing anything of note.

>>128134682
I had no idea swedish education was so bad

anyway, Brazil is the 8th largest economy in the world. The problem is that we have the most corrupted country in the world and we live in strong unequality. But don't worry about my country, it is actually getting better since we are currently sweeping out all the corruption and I believe we are founding a new country. Worry about your country getting cucked by the islam, since your population is so small and may even disappear in the next decades

>>128138348
>It doesn't.
Think what ever makes you feel better, but the truth is that it actually does. Sorry.

>>128138436
>literally just keep saying it does it does it does without raising any argument what so ever.

Another example of the incompetence of your kind.

>>128138363
Brazil had 8th largest populstion in workd as well

>>128130911
Why is Scandinavia so irrelevant throughout history compared to the rest of Europe ?

>>128138555
>Provided an argument
>Doesn't a make counter argument with actual facts
YOU STUPID INCOMPETENT NIGGER HAH AH AHHA
...

>>128138589
Yeah, we just allowed protestantism to be a thing, very irrelevant indeed.

>>128138669
>Implying thats a good thing

>>128138669
>taking credit for Protestantism
>what is the >Holy >Roman >Empire

Also, how exactly is that a good thing ?

>>128138662
Not sure if ironic shitposting or 9000 chromosomes

>>128135833
>Muricans are arrogant
>Cucked euronigger detected
>conveniently forgets that daneniggers had to be liberated by US
>resentful at Americans and superior American culture of freedom and Alpha motherfuckerness
>basically just another France
>now cucking itself again with mass importation of sand niggers
>like rest of europe, will likely require american intervention again
>Americans will save europe again
>Arrogant, rude
>got it

>>128138363
No, our thing is that nothing in this place works as it should. Our state is the biggest example.

This place is a joke since 1889

>>128138789
I actually think that you're 15

>>128138834
you: Think what ever makes you feel better, but the truth is that it actually does. Sorry.

me: literally just keep saying it does it does it does without raising any argument what so ever.

you: >Provided an argument
>Doesn't a make counter argument with actual facts
YOU STUPID INCOMPETENT NIGGER HAH AH AHHA

Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you have a language barrier here. No one can be this stupid.

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>>128138589
not a central location, france and germany are in the middle of all the action. also climate -> small population.

>>128138722
>>128138786
>not a good thing
hah... papists

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>>128130911
>empire

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>>128130911
reminder for you abdul

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>>128137971
The north pole is only ice though

>>128138928
I literally gave you an argument, why are you fucking ignoring it?
It is true, and you're making shit up to make look like it's not.
Provide source, this is fucking common knowledge dude, why are you so fucking stupid?

>>128139120
>trolled

>>128139120
What argument have you made that i haven't countered with?

>>128139196
I hope he was trolling, nobody can be that retarded.

>>128130911
>Today part of Lithuania

excuse me? i think your picture is retarded

>>128138967
>new holland
>new netherlands
Why Netherlands got cucked everytiem when tried to colonize the Americas?

>>128139253
this faggot, your argument is made up and has no actual truth to it.>>128138135

>>128138934
>Finland
You could get a lot more relevant if you just allowed yourself to be absorbed by Russia, you know. Might even get reunited with your old Mongol cousins.

Also,
>unironically defending Protestantism
You are aware this shit completely destroyed central Europe, right ?

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>>128139081

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>>128139324
Be happy you were mentioned you irrelevant speck of communism

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>>128139469
>being someones cuck
>accepting stockholms blodbad
>containing the big strong angry dalecarlian peasants from fucking that pathetic excuse for a union

>>128139368
My statement made to the French guy?
You want prove for a statement i made at someone else, to settle our disagreement?

The disagreement we had was that geographical location supposedly made it hard for you to colonize, the argument the Frenchy made was that America could grow faster then Australia due to more natural resources. So what exactly are you trying to get here? We had a disagreement previously you haven't settled at all, and then on top of that you want Empirical evidence that America had more immigrants then Australia?

America was colonized in 1607
Australia in 1788

And then on top of that Australia didn't actually send settlers until much later. Its pretty clear that America has had centuries more to develop.

So what on earth does this have to do with your point anyway? You literally have nothing.

>>128139498
>getting mentioned by sweden
>happy about it

Lmao, thats even more ridiculous than the picture itself. Why sweden anons like to lie on the internet btw?

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>>128139391
>You are aware this shit completely destroyed central Europe, right ?
Popes fault, corrupt pieces of shit

>>128139469
>danish king murders all swedish nobles and oppresses the peasants
>rebellion is not justified

>>128137225
We we're down in current ukraine fighting poles, lithuanians and Russians at the same time. We added 19 elements to the periodic table. We invented dynamite.
Gustavus Adolphus was the father of modern warfare.
We've done alot more than fucking Australia.

>>128137225
>become a prison island for british rapists
>few years later die at gallipoli
noice history ya got there mate

>>128139391
Why would anyone give a fuck what a baguette thinks about ''relevancy''?

Nationalism is good when it's promoting ethnic homogenity, but taking credit for works of long-dead fellow countrymen is not impressive.

>>128139469
The eternal Swede... they have destruction in their blood. Now they have turned that impulse towards themselves.

Don't forget about the mighty and long-lasting Italian empire.

>>128139081
Then we drain the sea

>>128139960
>dynamite
OK that's one thing I've actually heard of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk
>>128140215
nice of you to know it

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>>128140534
one of my favorite playthroughs
naples->italy

>>128131210
>ta credit för andra personers insatser
What Swedocuck logic

>>128137908
Seriously sad that my country is such a joke, I didn't vote for it ffs! But I really like Finland, Looks like Sweden in the nature, Similar culture. Just that you don't get your car set on fire and grenades through your window every friday. fuck, I am really considering moving to Finland.

>>128141130
fel proxy

>>128131972

They're still more relevant than Sweden ever was at any point in history and probably ever will be. Sorry anon thats just reality.

>>128141864
don't flee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13G1tbrVNYw


also We're full

What is Sweden ever relevant for apart from spreading Leftism?

>>128141939
Det är ingen proxy. Jag är kanadensare.

>>128130911
DENMARK owned you for awhile. I also can't remember any major war you participated in.

>>128130911

they didnt control whst was E Finland til the So iets attacked the Finns in ww1??

>>128144120
Wtf

>>128143269
Thirty years war. We basically turned the tide of the war against the Habsburgs.

>>128141098
Are we talking Europa Cuckversalis here?

>>128143269
>can't remember any major war others participated in
>lost to a bunch of slant eyed peasants

>>128130911
Be that as it may, it's not them that's becoming a somalian cumdumpster.

>>128138794
Wow, you're sensitive

>>128136690
ZULUS ATTACK

>>128146335
yes

>>128130911
>svenskerlort
>calls other countries irrelevant
Hæng dig selv