Brit/pol/: Maintain Tory Majority edition

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>>128066762

LATEST SEAT PREDICTIONS

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>>128066933
Yeah, and then they will tax the shit out of their £80k+ salaries, costing them even more than they saved on commuting.

>>128066762
>BASED Boom boom Buller.

>>128067354
What's the median wage bud?

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I noticed you seeming totally out of your depth and mentioning unrelated subjects, yeah.

If you think rightly so deserves life in the gulag reply to this post with golemn get ye gone.

>>128066762
>Current seat predictions:: CON 362 (+32) LAB 206 (-26)
The fuck was all that bullshit about it being a hung parliment? Just a bullshit poll?

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoI9fOGmw1g
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzs0GwnTMl8
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnAeSqjSnio
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnebtweXzY
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

>>128067693
Golemn get ye gone

>>128067193
I hope to God SNP loses seats so they can stfu about independence and someone actually tries running Scotland for a change.

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>>128067290

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Mumsy May on Snapchat

>>128067009
Fucking hell wish I hadn't read that before bed

>>128067193
>moray going blue
God I hope so. Angus McSweatybollocks drives me up the fucking wall.

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BASED PAKI LINK
>BASED PAKI LINK
BASED PAKI LINK

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496356006294.webm

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And Corbyn

>>128067525
>BASED Scotsman since Fergie.
Also
>The STATE of the media propaganda against Corbyn and ignoring May.

Murdoch, Barclay, and Rothermere getting itchy bum syndrome.

>>128068043
What was this guy's deal? Someone said a lot of the empire Indians are mad that we let in all the low castes and nigs

>>128067696

>JewGov

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England must be the most depressed country in the world

>>128067999
I know. 4x the data.

>>128067635
£40k, but any of them that are worth a fuck will be making more than £80k.

Does journalistic integrity exist at all in the UK

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>>128068162
kek

>>128068141
A man spending his time posting lezzers on a rightwing board must be pretty depressed desu.

>>128067852
>le day job meme
devolution is a joke and even if it wasn't this election has no bearing on it.
people who jack off to how badly the SNP are doing ignore how shit the labour-administered scottish executive were.

scotland was basically always a mistake

>>128067043
YouGov is fake and gay.

It's owned by Nadhim Zahawi, a Iraqi Tory MP and some failed Tory MP attemptee.

They know the system is shit but they do fuck all to adjust it because they're just a propaganda machine.

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somebody say depression?

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>>128067702
I do love it when a black or asian person comes out with this rhetoric because it just fucking stuns people
top tier entertainment

>>128067867
>Haha. The Brits were too frightened of the might of the IRA
this is a top tier joke tbf
in fact your whole argument is
>The British couldn't handle the incredibly effective Guerilla tactics employed by the IRA
killing fellow potatoniggers, oh boy that sure showed us
>so resorted to attacking women and children
implicating the IRA didn't do that as their main strategy

I am fuckin laffin right now m8 thank you

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>>128067688
No but they didn't address it and Gove knew the lad had a BASED point so simply went on a Corbyn rant ignoring Akala's main point about equivalence.

Criticise Corbyn all you want; But don't then ignore our intelligence services and geo-political ties to jihadist groups and the states that support them.

>>128068141
It's not even in the top ten for suicides, maybe not even the top 20

>>128067290
Was it him or just one of his pals who signed the kekworthy EDM saying they welcomed an asteroid wiping out all life on the planet?

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cum in mum

>>128068128
That's pretty much it.

A lot of our early migrants are massively against more immigration.

They generally have pretty comfy lives and don't want that ruining by Muzzies coming here and raping their daughters and taking their jobs.

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>>128067379
i'd have thought the natonal would have supported her policy desu

>>128068245
No, and not just in the fact that they're biased.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_International_phone_hacking_scandal
This is the reason Piers Morgan fucked off to the US by the way, because he is so hated here.

I'm going to miss these posts when may gets her new Internet trough...

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>>128068128
>>128068504
>Check who swung the Brexit vote.
>BASED Ethnics.

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This is what a female nonce looks like

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>>128058020
sorry its so late

>>128068043
This guy, telling it like it is.

He left his muslim shithole of a country for britain only to see britain turn ino a muslim shithole because of terrible immigration policies.

And yet his appearance was met with derision and detestment from the politicians on QT.

Fuck this country, when you're being told by an immigrant that you fucked up by turning your country into that immigrants home country there is only one way to interpret that.

Protip, its not "open borders" "citizen of the world.

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>>128068141
Aye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkqVB8ci1Wc

>>128068391
Depression? Doesn't exist.

>>128068245
No but a lot of the time they are upfront about who they want you to vote for, so that's something at least.

>>128068676
Don't think 10 year old me would complain

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>>128068245
[laughter]

>>128068834
10 year old you wouldn't be able to get it up mate.

>>128068342
This one though was them testing some new method.

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>>128068804
2deep4me

>>128067009
Saffie's near me, community walks etc

Wish they'd do something about the cause rather than the problem

>>128068834
>>128068896
L O W T E S T

>>128068896
I distinctly remember wanking at that age

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>tfw exactly one week from now we'll be in full hype mode as the results trickle in
Can't wait, lads.

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Should we depopulate the UK?

I don't believe this nation can healthily sustain more than 30 million people. Bring it down to that.

>>128068420
>any train journey a working person takes resembles a holocaust train, and you pay 12k a year for the privilege
>try to draw attention to this fact
>B-BUT THERE WAS A SEAT ON THE TRAIN LOL!!! COMMIES LOL!!
Epic deanos will hang alongside the mummy posters, bootlickers, and toffs

>>128068925
I should have added as well:
t. Diagnosed depressive

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>>128068420
>End of the Line old man.
Also.
>I will own your soul to fund my coke-babes on me island.

>>128068979
Don't know why you're talking, you've got no testosterone at all you big girl.

>>128069022
I'm pretty sure I was wanking by the age of five at the latest.

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>>128068886

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>>128067193
Is this really going to happen?

>>128069044
If Nuttall wins Boston I will cum with happiness

>>128069092
You'd be surprised how much empty land there is in Scotland, people should just move to the Highlands

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>>128069259
>Yes, yes do you remember Uncle Ted's yacht and our sly-winking usury.

>>128069376
>wanting to be apart of that mess

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>>128069208
>coping this hard
When will they learn?

>>128068226
>t. Never once had a job that your daddy didn't get you
How can you be this much of a moron.

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>>128069316
probably not

uniform swing is a meme. to get that kind of result you basically need the maximum swing to the tories and the maximum swing away from the SNP to coincide. if you bugger it about so that more realistically, say, the SNP lose 9% of the vote but it goes 3% to other parties and 6% to the tories, you might find they hang on by 1-2%.

>>128069354
So you have also cum with sadness?
>What's the difference?

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>>128069532

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The absolute STATE of Labour voters

This has it all lads

>Muh Bernie surge
>Muh surprise result
>Muh shy labour voters

>>128069044
Will we get a rolling sticky? If so I kinda want a seperate thread so the stupid yanks do endlessly post memes and get excited anytime someone gets digits.

>>128069532
Why do Labour voters think this is bad but expect the state to employ them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYo8TvRl3dk

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>>128068226
>server ate pic related

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>>128069631

>>128069108
>Complaining about a situation you have control over
You could literally do anything you want to better your life, you don't want to commute then change jobs. You could be anything you want to be. You want to be a farmer you can, you want to own your own business and not be a slave you can.

What you lack is a spine to make a choice to better your life. Go and do anything, you can pick any occupation you can think of.

Otherwise fuck off you moaning shit.

>>128068658
What a total mess we're in

>>128068781
This. Sikhs are scared of Muslims, fucking terrified in fact. They've seen what they're like when they're the majority and they see it happening here and they're desparate for it to stop. We could do with a lot more of these based ethnics coming out of the woodwork desu.

I'm far from a civic but people like him are great for the cause.

>>128068916
Well it was a fucking terrible method

>>128069753
>median for 2 adults is 23k
well that's disturbing, i always thought it was 23k per person.

>>128069709
ek2

>>128069901
you should just tell people to play the lottery desu.
>dude take a risk and if you fail it's your own fault lmao

>>128069631
>being "rich"
>spending all your dads money on (((designer))) garbage and posting it on (((social media)))

The undeserving rich are fucking moronic. They have money but don't know how to spend it.

Oh my god lads, we're going to get another coalition aren't we? It's gonna be bizarro 2010 with Tories cucking on all their promises when the LibDems demand it.

Hey britbongs how come you didn't have our back on this Paris Accord bullshit?

>>128069906
They should have got the man with the method.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0BlXy3Roj4

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>>128070043
>poorfag cope

>>128069517
Cucky Lowlanders =/= based religious Highlanders

>>128069915
It says that the average is £27,000 for people who work full time.

>>128069709

>Devilman

FUCK OFF WID JA MALARIA

I HEARD YOUR SEND YOU SAID I'M NASTY BUT EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS I'M A DIRTY BASTARD

>>128069568
Most of my cums are sad emotionally
They just feel really good for my body

>>128070093
Because everyone already hates us and we're a lot worse off than you.

>>128069702
Because the state is to the nation what your daddy's law firm is to your kike family? How is this so difficult for you people to understand? The state should be for the people by the people of the people. Not for Israel and Saudi Arabia, by a bunch of inbred PPE mediocrities who all swallowed gallons of cum at eton.

>>128069753
I know the median salary, but for people who commute to London it is substantially higher.

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>>128070176

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>>128070043
They should unironically have their means of production seized desu

>>128070038
False equivalency, put forth a proper argument that is reasonable and contradicts mine. Otherwise your post is irrelevant.

>>128069631
>tripfaggotry
Never ever.
>captcha roadsigns from my road
Worry.jpg - mummy will put me in prison if the fucking tories win. It's high stakes stuff fellas.

>>128070176
>Go and ask SHELLEEYYYYYY.

Casisdead has a new choon:
>Wait for the bass to kick in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLwNjHeiQQ

>>128069702
>why do people with a belief in a specific definition of fairness think it's bad to get a job by merit of birth but accept getting a job by merit of the state setting the bar low
yeah you can wank it with "b-but being born in britain means you got it by birth!" but nobody cares about coons in africa.

>>128070156
You're a neet claiming benefits, you retard.

>>128070367
Only those who inherited and flaunt as if they earned.

>>128070383
it's been cancer since forever
low hanging fruit desu

>>128070383
The salt mining is going to be the best part about results day

>>128070383

The salt next week will rival Trump and Brexit

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>>128070560
>coping this hard
poorfags

>>128070542
Implying you wouldn't pull strings for your kids, fuck off you salty fuck.

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>>128070383
>this facebook comment about jeremy corbyn is going viral

>>128070334
>>128069962
>>128070176

>2:27
The lands 98% natural (as in rural) so there's bare fields and farms in the UK

>>128070685
Are you denying that you're on benefits? Because don't bother

>>128070383
I thought they were all lib-dem RADICAL CENTRISTS?

>>128070467
In many ways what you're suggesting is worse than gambling. The failure rate of small businesses is obscene and not always attributable to foreseeable events. Technically it's not even a risk (risk is calculable.), it's just plain uncertainty.

That general distaste for uncertainty is one of the more interesting aspects of mankind.

>>128070812
Not saying I wouldn't, I'm saying why those people want it. You asked for an explanation of how other people think and I gave one.

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>>128070209

>>128070383

>describe reddit in one picture.

Their tears next week will be delicious.

>>128070256
I can almost smell the Monster Munch. Admit it, you go to Benidorm on holiday and watch ITV.

>>128070975
You'd sell yourself to see them cry?
>Tories to literally turn this country into Mad max/Omnicorp.

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Anyone /epsomandewell/ here?

>>128071107
>ignores Anons points.
Lad, do you have shares in the defence and oil industry or did they pay for a trade delegation?

>>128070930
>I thought they were all lib-dem RADICAL CENTRISTS?

i was going to say they lean more labour these days but to be honest the only coherent ideology that you could use to describe them is a sort of narcissistic anti-toryism

every fucking thread devolves into "people are too stupid to make decisions", where people implicitly means "tory voters" and "tory voters" implicitly means "people who aren't me"

the place just seems like a place to vent for them, no actual thought or discussion takes place

>>128069901
>strong and stable
>economically sensible
>ya just gotta follow your dream babe, y'know? Like do what makes your fee fees feel tingly yeah? Kids? Mortgage? What are they?

Fucking Tory deanos. Just like Nando's isn't good, watching top gear through puberty is not a political education or a job or a family. Please unironically kill yourselves.

>>128070093
cos someone's gotta make it start fucking snowing in december again

>>128070542
I cannot for the life of me understand why sorting someone out with a private sector job that is totally reliant on market demand is worse than expecting the taxpayer to fund your lifestyle.

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>>128070871
It's you again, now imagine how much of a failure you'd have to be to have attempt to slander someone on a mostly anonymous imageboard because you cannot cope with the fact that you are poor, poorer than most of the trips that you desperately try to convince yourself that you're better than.

Now imagine if you put this effort into something worthwhile, but no, you'd just rather be poor.

When will they learn?

>>128070930
>I thought they were all lib-dem RADICAL CENTRISTS?

There are a lot of those. You see a bit of Corbyn hate and /r/neoliberal is a big sub (do not visit if you have a low tolerance for cuckoldry). But there's a lot of actual lefties too

>>128071369
You are literally on disability benefits and claim it's for "tax purposes", lmao

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Don't listen to the British whiny bitches....

The Muslims are in control in the UK now.

>>128070467
Some people need their wages for things other than shitty coke, fleshlights, and paypigging you square mile mutant. I have kids, and kids have to eat. Sorry I can't get a (((small loan))) from my dad to start a hedge fund you cunt.

>>128071289
There is nothing wrong with putting people into work when the money that changes hands doesn't come from the taxpayer.

If Coutts want to employ Hugo Rugby on £120k a year to shake hands with people and wear a Foot Guards tie that is entirely down to them.

Fat nurses and other public sector weenies expect to stop that and to increase their own pay because they are basically burglars without the courage to break into houses.

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>>128071152
He didn't say he was voting tory you reddit dwelling moron

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/31/yougov-poll-predicting-hung-parliament-brave

>The methodology involved is described as “multi-level regression and post-stratification” analysis and is based on a substitute for traditional constituency polling, which it regards as “prohibitively expensive”. Shakespeare claimed YouGov tested it during last year’s EU referendum campaign and it produced leave leads every time. What a shame YouGov did not feel like sharing it with voters while their own published referendum polls showed a remain lead right up to polling day.

>tfw you turn to the Blairites and celebrate Brexit

>>128071910
Please remember to archive.

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/may/31/yougov-poll-predicting-hung-parliament-brave
--> https://archive.is/bfgGY

>>128071744
Can't their real dad help toward the cost

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>>128071297
oh boy if you want smug suffering: https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/

>>128071358
markets be fucking crazy yo.
especially because the present structure of the economy disadvantages real businesses in favour of the financial sector, aided and abetted by the state. (i.e. even with notional non-intervention, we're actually tipping the deck and interfering - negatively in jobs terms - in the market.)

i mean if you're bored and want a background gloss: http://digamo.free.fr/keen2011.pdf (This only really covers economic theory, but particularly when it gets towards the back it goes on to explain the interaction between banking and the economy.)

if immigration was reduced and the ratio of private sector positions to unemployed people was lower, there'd be no need for taxpayer funded job creation - the private sector would be working as intended. (this isn't ancap type fantasy mind you, it's basically "the level of state intervention remains similar, but is handled differently.")

>>128071578
/r/neoliberal is the single least tolerable thing on the internet atm. At least basically everyone else recognizes that something somewhere is fucked up. From ancaps to communists to nationalists, everyone has a problem. The best neolibs can manage is "muh drumpf" or "muh populists" while "their guys" still overwhelmingly run the world.

>>128071824
Pure autism. How much fuckig murdoch kool aid did you niggers drink?

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>>128071709
>the first thing that comes to his mind is to prove me right
See what I mean?

Oh no, it's been revealed that I dodge taxes, claim bennies and am most likelythe richest person to ever browse brit/pol/, how will I ever recover?

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>>128071711
>couple dozen moslems march in a street
By that logic this lot are in charge of America
Can we deport Americlaps from brit/pol/

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>>128071711
You're not even in control of your own bowel stretch receptors.

>>128072065
You use food banks even though you have Sky Sports and your kids are thick

>>128071824
>when the money that changes hands doesn't come from the taxpayer.
The situation that arises is that the money often does come from the taxpayer.

See in particular private-public-partnership jewry

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You know what's more entertaining than a buttblasted poorfag?

A buttblasted wagie poorfag.

>>128071910

"We didn't get the result wrong we actually got it right just not in any way you can see"

t. YouGov

>>128071333
Yet again, not a response. Prosperity is but a coherent plan away. But please, do continue moaning about how you cannot achieve it.

>>128070093
Like you mean when you had our backs in WWI or WWII or the Manhatten Project or Suez or Falklands?
Fuck off.

>>128066762
The borders established by the British at the end of the Ottoman Empire that totally ignored cultural and racial boundaries of the region undoubtedly increased strife and conflict in the mideast and therefore and increased the terrorist threat in Britain.

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>Way-els

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>>128072119
Hey at least I have good stuff to watch in bed anon

>>128071829
Well at least the Nigger population is dropping aswell

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>>128072340

>>128071107
I don't do those things but if I did I wouldn't be ashamed because it's literally not wrong to enjoy things that Tory inbred pedos seem to think is distasteful. So yeah maybe this summer I will eat some delightful British corn snacks, holiday on the Spanish coast, and watch some sport or drama on ITV. Is that alright by you, you stuck up bootlicker cunt. You effete disgrace.

>>128072006
>oh boy if you want smug suffering: https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/
is this all irony and some big joke i'm missing? please say yes

>>128072340
I hope Plaid implode or get a better leader.

Wood is fucking awful.

yo mandems votes for ma guy corbyn cos i am a celebrity & i know betters than u

>>128072080
Sure you are, poorfag larper.

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>>128071824
And Tax havens and a deliberately complex tax code to encourage tax tomfoolery and sweetheart deals with big corps (because god forbid Pret and Starbucks fuck off, what will happen? collapse!)
and a revolving door civil service that is so in bed with corporate or regulatory secondments between the sectors they might as well get married.

Just read one, that's right one, copy of private Eye and tell me whether or not it puffs up your Yorkshire Puds.

>>128072315
I love this guy

>>128071744
I'm sorry for your kids you are financially inept. Perhaps if you thought about your choices before you made them you'd be in a better position.

>>128072495
Why would you want it to live on with another leader? It is a cancer on the UK like the SNP or Sein Fein

>>128072271
Ask me how I know you don't have kids

>>128072378
Because they're marrying your women and becoming multiracial

>>128072447
I go into the comments sections of their posts and still find it difficult to work out if they're trolling or not. It's like a parody of "the establishment" or something.

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>>128072447
you do not want the answer to that question

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>>128071840
You absolute shower of shitposting cum
If Corbyn doesn't get votes who the fuck wins? >Fucking Nuttall or Skimmed Tim?
Obviously the Tories. Enjoy Branson's NHS bell cheese. Extra virgin.

>>128072795
it's sincere up until you point out any inconsistencies or falsehoods in their statements at which point its irony

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>>128072612
>Way-els gives alot to the UK

>>128072176
Good to see your contempt for the working classes. We don't use food banks, and I stream it because
>(((sky sports)))
Just because you act like an embarrassing pastiche of your class, doesn't mean everyone else does.

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>>128072535
>coping this hard

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>>128071937
On behalf of my fellow Anons i apologise.

>>128072315
We had your back in both wars and the Manhattan Project

>>128072216
No, they literally didn't use this method in the public release.
Which begs the question
>Why won't they release the previous Brexit polls so we can breakdown the methodology.

Also, why do i think this is to frighten the Tories like in 2015, when the SNP scare tactic brought out the shit shy Tories.

>>128072621
Assume you mean. And i can only take from this exchange that you are against the wall financially.

Yet again this is your own fault, did anyone force you to have kids or to have a shitty job?

Of course you'll sit behind "but you don't know man". And you'd be right, because i didn't make the same poor decisions you've obviously made.

>>128072862
No shit pal. Laughing at wailing middle-class commies isn't gonna make up for the fact we'll have an authoritarian cunt in charge but it's still something to look forward to.

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>>128072006
>PanHandling

Any other muslim reverts here (srs)

Subhanallah

>>128071744
>wages
this is where you went wrong anon

>>128072346
>Implying you know about old-school British cop show BASED
>The Bill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC36yRMMUyg

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>>128073075
FUCK THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP


You come off as a paedophile does to his victim

You're a world power who usurped our position in the 1900s with some frankly fucking shocking tactics that proved you were absolutely no friend of ours, including but not limited to;

>Forcing us to scrap a lot of our Navy after WWI to 'appease Germany' (turns out later you just wanted us weakened)

>Loans at massive interest during WWII because you knew we needed them, with the express goal of killing our empire

>Cucked our men en masse and caused divorce rates to absolutely spike, forever tarnishing the sanctity of marriage in the eyes of millions of Brits

>Suez

>Fucking us over over the Falklands and TO THIS DAY still calling it "Las Malvinas"

>Pressured muh based Thatcher into letting you build air bases in our country to attack Libya

>YOU LITERALLY FUNDED THE FUCKING IRA AND BILL CLINTON GAVE THEM VALIDITY BY HOLDING TALKS AND MEETINGS WITH THEM

>And last but not least most recently your creepy "Special Relationship" meme where you just drag us into kike wars as your lapdog


America and Britain have never


NEVER


been allies. Thatcher and Reagan, Blair and Bush were mates out of a horrible sense of a shared love of massacring the Middle East, but that's fucking it


And to top it off, on a non-political level you're all rude barnstorming "HOWDDYYY YALLLL HOW ARE THINGS IN BASED BRITAIN SINCE YOU ELECTED FARAGE AS YOUR PRESIDENT??? HAVE THE SJWS BEEN BTFO???" cunts who shit all over these threads


F O Y
O
Y

>>128070256

Brit/pol is filled with Sharia May shills.

>Daily reminder May was a remainer
>She had Macron promote himself in Downing street
>She argued against Farage many times about EU
>Is a Europhile
>"Sharia law has some benefits for Britain"
>650,000 immigrants a year even though tens of thousands promised

WEW

>>128072205
Answer the question:
>Are you a rich daddy's boy NEET?

>>128073174

>Why won't they release the previous polls

Cause they're chatting utter shit

Guarantee they'll be way off and they'll say something like "we thought our model was more refined after brexit but we were mistaken"

>>128073211
>wealth is identically correlated with moral virtue
>this is why George sorors is amongst the greatest men to ever live

I worked in the steel industry. Not fabrication but related. I made good money. But I guess when I chose to sell off the entire fucking industry to the chinks I MAY have forgotten about my children.
Good point mate you've changed my mind with your stunning feats of analysis and empathy.

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>>128072447

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>>128073571
No.

>>128073519
Fuck it. I'm voting Labour.

>>128073519
Fuck it. I'm voting UKIP.

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>>128072583
>Your NEEt wealth
Did you receive a payment from this man to stay quiet?
Did you enjoy the Yacht?
Did you tingle his keys?

>>128073738
>>128073935
Lol not that I disagree with the sentiment but what kind of hive mind fuckery is this? Actual legitimate shills? If so could I have a job? I'm fucking good at it.

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>>128073308

>>128073240
Why would you look forward to that, lad? Did they get to you?

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>>128073308
WS.

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>the country I grew up in is gone

>>128073712
How do you make your money to live?

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>>128073574
Aye, your prob right.

>>128074125
No but that post somehow activated my almonds and made me realise there's literally no reason for me to vote for Theresa May.
0% match for ideology
0% match for material interest
I guess I got caught up in the pol hivemind a little bit and couldn't see past that.

>>128074437
Yep. I grew up in central london, but even 20 years ago it was unrecognisably better in myriad ways.

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D4 DAMAGER POWER TO THE PEOPLE BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER

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>tfw drunk as fuck after attending a lesbian wedding but can't fall asleep

>>128073675
Should i feel empathy for your shitty choices, no you chose to work in a manual labour job with no transferable skills.

Thats your problem not mine, you literally have a wealth of information showing how unpredictable manufacturing jobs are and yet you chose that field and then bitch about how you are struggling.

This is no-ones fault but your own, perhaps you should have made better choices.

But of course i'm in the wrong for pointing out how much of a retard you are.

Hope you contemplate your life choices when you're in the food bank line next.

>>128074544
Good lad.
>BASED Corbyn close Brexiter. BTFO Blairites.
TWICE

>>128073519
>May
Fuck it. I'm voting Green.

>>128074443
>being this new

>>128074643
Was the cake good
What food was there?

>>128074256
They're the smuggest gits around and unironically think that Theresa May is personally executing disabled people. The people on normiebook shilling for corbyn are your typical vegan peace & love open borders cucks.
Call it immature, but watching these people's hopes get obliterated for a third time in the past 12 months will at least bring me a little joy in this seemingly doomed country.

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>>128074437
Hello Morrisey lad, yright Rkid?

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>>128074785

>>128074643
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>128073519

wtf I love labour now

>>128074715
feels like a weight off my mind and sudden clarity (srsly tho)

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>>128074437
>the country i grew up in was actually gone before i was born but because i lived in a rural community and spent a lot of time with extended family i didn't realize it until much later

>>128074818
The cake was amazing

chicken of various fired shorts sand lots of pasta
>>128074908
too much to list

>>128074643
I'm in a tent in wales desu
Yet I must post. For poasting is my destiny.... and my curse.

>>128074975
Pro-queers are not fit to post in /pol/.

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>>128074823
Spare a thought for us on the left that hate them too but have to live (and fuck) with them.

Think about the greater good otherwise the Tories will literally sell you and your mum for 2p to Branson and his Epstein chums.

>>128074975
I would love to get some wedding food right now

>>128075058
I feel like all our values have gone. Why do we have to pretend to be okay with benderism now? When did this happen?

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>>128074437
Enjoy the black pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHoAQW_DBI4

>>128075225
the food was very good 10/10 would eat it

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>>128074918
The fuck is wrong with pol thinking all fucking Corbyn supporters are all the fucking middle-class liberal types.

>The state of having no modern Bevans in the Labour party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0eEa5ZOUtc

>when are we gonna even use nukes LOL

EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

based deterrence

>>128074643
How angry was God?
>credit to F.Boyle.

>>128075452
I don't think he was angry because everything went well

>>128075317
The
>Fish?

>>128075383
> thinking all fucking Corbyn supporters are all the fucking middle-class liberal types.
When all the middle-class liberal types are corbyn supporters, surely you can see why people assume.

>>128075551
there was no fishes

>>128073448
>all this salt
HIBERNIAN'D

>>128075410
All these fucking retards not knowing that half of being a nuclear power is just for show, so that you're not laughed at or considered 100% irrelevant to the rest of the world.

>>128074692
Pure neoliberal ideology, that real pure shit.
>you didn't see the future so you should die
>my daddy gave me a (((small loan))) to start a property portfolio so I'm a wealth creator
I look forward to the day I feed you a fucking brick. Most tories have the same problem; they've never been hit.

>>128073448

Shut up you and show me your thrupney bits

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>>128075581
Aye lad, but how else do we win elections?
>tfw having to deal with the intellectual academic elites in the 1930-50s.

>>128075581
nah lots are lib-dems or even a few neolib tories

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>>128075581
for some reason i think this guy would have made a great labour leader

>>128075595
Fit?
Was there the butch one and the womanly one?
Did you pull anyone or get a number?

>>128074898
Cmon lad, raise your cortisol levels for me.

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>>128075798
Oooh go on.
>Thrupney upney

>>128075410
This assumes someone is actually being deterred, though.

If I personally had a nuclear weapon under my bed it wouldn't actually be a deterrent, because nobody wants to come into my room anyway (and even if they did, they would almost certainly not have known about the weapon until this post.)

>>128075698
Is the better justification even if you can't really come out and say "It's the cost of our security council seat, now shove it."

>>128075879
Phil from eastenders?

>>128075581
>all As are B so all Bs are A
Because they are low IQ mongoloids?? Jesus the STATE of the apologia coming out of the murdoch-rimming dipshits

>>128075920
yes
also yes, one was dressed like a man one like a woman
no because I had no idea who was single

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>>128075879
My best mates hero.
>RIP.
Brexit mate.
>We did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_fekXLzd_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DwQbQFZuzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiUVsky6Obg

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>>128076049

>>128076136
Alex?

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Not gonna lie, former Labour voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Perkins crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his hands on the USAF bases.

>>128076136
Cool.
Also, that's a shame.

>>128076042
>This assumes someone is actually being deterred, though.
It's the only thing that's going to prevent an Islamic nuclear holocaust occurring

>>128076303
No, I am not Alex.
>>128076354
Indeed. I feel so lonely.

>>128075879
He is blue labour and would win the north easily.

>>128075765
Terrible response, you. Only you, are responsible for your position in society.

Blame others, cite minority examples. You are responsible, no-one else.

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>>128067193
>>128069316
Needs far less SNP. Get under 40 and Sturgeon is fucking done.

Also note that Alex Salmond's constituency of Gordon is still yellow, which is of major concern as if Angus goes, Salmond is going to snake his way back into the leadership.

Alex Salmond has to lose as much as Angus Robertson does.

>>128076042
Congratulations you are one of about 4 people in this hellhole with a functioning brain. I'm gonna use the 'price of the security council seat' the next time someone is bleating about nukes being evil. Very effective messaging.

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>>128076426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U

>>128076415
Pakistan is going to nuke us?

>>128076124
> murdoch-rimming dipshits
Again with labourtards assuming I'm a tory.
If I'm not voting Labour I'm an evil bootlicker and if I'm not voting Tory I'm letting cuckbyn win.
Can't you twats just be happy that I'm pissing off the side you're not a part of?

Suzanne Evans is a tory plant.

>>128076615
If we didn't have nukes, we would never have the option of being enemies with a power that did. That puts us in a shit position.

>>128076199
Pretty disgusted realising the amount of abuse he got in his life, he seemed like a genuine person.

>>128076441
Is there anyone else like him left? He seemed like a one off, or something from a bygone age.

>>128076320
Why? Because he WONT use them?

>>128076615
The reason Pakistan isn't going to nuke anyone anytime soon is partially because of nuclear deterrence

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Why are all commies today so unpatriotic and hate their countries ?


>ywn have a communist or socialist leader who is patriotic of britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

>>128076750
Well yeah, but that's "It could be a deterrent" as opposed to "right, at this very moment, it is deterring"

I mean, I'm not anti-nuke, I just want to nail down semantics.

>>128076833
Not British nukes, mind.

Personally I'd just have had a plane drop water from the Ganges on advancing Pakistani soldiers.

>>128066933

>swiss anime

what

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>>128076763
Oh aye. He;s the reason my mate gets paid decent.
All unions and companies and bureaucracy have shysters and corruption but then you have Bob who was a real legend to hundreds of thousands of workers.

code word
>Union BARON
Whereas Branson is
>Entrepreneur.

>>128076866
I would live in a communist dictatorship if it was 100% anglo desu

>>128077012
>Not British nukes, mind.
In part actually

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>>128076866
>Inseparable Union

>>128075316
I love this man.

>>128076763
Working class socialists are of a bygone era. The only people championing socialism are middle class students and champagne socialists.
The working class now reluctantly vote labour, or increasingly Tory and UKIP

>>128076866
>Today
Has always been.

>>128077012
Congrats, you've nailed down your semantics. There's always a 'could' with the nuke question. It's never 'we definitely need it on X day against X power.'

unfortunately lots of people dont quite get that this fuzzy thing called the future exists, and in this future we don't know what's going to happen exactly and it may come about that we need a deterrant extremely fucking seriously

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>>128071829

You forget that niggers just kill themselves off....

>>128076464
Unless of course you inherit a large amount of wealth. That has LITERALLY nothing to do with you or your achievements. Like I say; pure ideology.

>but daddy has a right to employ me as VP at the bank and leave me a £5million house - he's rich after all!! Tee hee

But for some reason I can't vote to tax you kikes to oblivion and jack the minimum wage so my thick kids can afford the sports channels? What a fascinating mind you have; it's the cognitive equivalent of a demo scene rom. Too stupid to think, not stupid enough to stop breathing; just stupid enough to constantly post the same debunked neoliberal economic bullshit that the (((media))) has been force feeding you for years.

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>>128076866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg

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>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right win surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

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>>128077128
>>128077147
>ywn live in an uk nationalistic communist paradise

would vote for corbyn if he wasnt a brit hating refugee lover

>>128077266
Even if it did (and it won't - Corbyn isn't winning), it's preferable to the EU. At least we can vote him out.

>>128077255
>But but but....
Piss off quitter

>>128077262
get this shit out

>>128077397
>Having this much of a misunderstanding of what communism is all about.

The communist utopia has no nations.

>>128077219
>implying the ussr told their people to hate russians and that they are racist to object to millions of immigrants